CrystaliziedRose
 Author has written 4 stories for Inuyasha. Welcome to our profile! I'm Crystal and this is PhoenixAsh! Our quotes/sayingsCrystal: Crudbucket and Fudrucker, Victory Is Mine and You Mean Lady! Oh, we always say Fezzy the Fez hat wearing monkey and Ponder! Phoenix: Well I don't remember them but I'll give you some dialogues and/or a quote or two. Dialogue 1: Peter: Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says "Oooooooo." Brian: Peter those are Cheerios. Dialogue 2 ( not sure but it goes along the lines): Stewie: Rupert did you know the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary. Rupert: ... Stewie: You don't believe me? See for yourself. Rupert:... Stewie: See - wait it is. Rupert:.. Stewie: Touche, Rupert you got me again. Hahahahahaha. (sigh) I'm so alone. Dialogue 3: Toy telephone: Can you count to 3? Stewie: Yes, (takes out raygun) 1 (shoots) 2 (shoots) 3 (shoots)! Can I count to 3, please I'm shooting at a 5th grade level! Dialogue 3: Bender: Oh my god, that's no woman! Crossdressing robot from Futurama or C.R.O.F: Don't be stupid! C.R.O.F: I'm more woman than you can handle! Dialogue 4: Hermione: I love to learn. Harry: I love magic. Ron: I love you Harry Harry: Ummm... Dialogue 5: Lois: ...( I don't remember what she said here, something about Stewie potty training so...)... It's a great way for you and Stewie to bond. Peter: Bond? James Bond. Alright Lois I'll do it. Dialogue 6: Brian: I'm in love with a girl. Peter: Holy crap, you can talk? Dialogue 7 Hermione: Snape, you're not dead! Snape: Yes, it would seem so. (They all hug) Harry, Ron and Hermione: We love you Snape! Snape: Yes...well, I love you too...now get off. Ron: No. Dumbledore: (Walks in naked) Alas, a cornucopia of love! (Hugs them) MY(Phoenix) ALL TIME FAVORITE DIALOGUE Stan: Oh my God! They killed Kenny! Kyle: You bastard! That from South Park. I don't watch it all the time (some episodes disturb me) but I love that dialogue and even though it happens every episode, it never gets old. Quotes of Phoenix: Stewie: Hmm, Rogers sounds oddly like...ELIMINATE! Kurama: Suicide is not the answer. It has neither honor nor redemption. ( I luv luv luv this quote.) Phoenix: If you have noticed there's no particular order. And if you can't tell, we huge fans of Family Guy. Now I remember a saying of mine. I had another one but I forgot it. I think I have short term memory loss or something. My brain has eloped with my sanity. ( I think it actually had.) Crystal: Here are mine! I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse! You say I run like a girl? Well, you could too if you ran a little faster! Girls have many flaws but boys only have 2: everything they say and everything they do. Join the dark side...we have cookies... I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not have there motives questioned. Hmm...it seems the chairs have mated... My(Phoenix) fave ( or liked) anime/manga(and the ones I'd like to watch/read. I don't really don't know the difference between the anime and the manga) ( this is a reeeaaallly long title) Yu Yu Hakusho, DB /Z/GT,Gundam Seed,.hack/sign, Witch Hunter Robin, Cardcaptor Sakura, Azumanga Daioh, DN Angel and Fruits Basket. If I forgot something I'll add it later. ( I have a feeling I did.)Full Metal Alchemist! I've haven't watched any episodes, but I plan to! Gravitation. 8 episodes and it amuses me. Fave Characters ( Or ones I love) Inuyasha Sesshomaru ( He's emotionless that counts as something. Right?) Yu Yu Hakusho Hiei (I want to put him in my closet! ((Not for those reasons. some random person coughs))) Kurama (He's eerily calm) Jin (Who could hate an Irish accented demon who's ears go up when he's happy?) Karasu (He's like an experiment. I want to put him in a cage and observe him. So interesting...) Fruits Baskets Hatsuharu (It's simple. He rules) Kyo ( I love short tempered cats! And for the fact he's usually pissed off. Evil leeks...) Yuki (I could stare at his intriguing eyes for days...) Ayame (He tries sooooo hard but alas never works...so I give him credit) Hiro (Sarcasm rules) Gundam Seed Nicol ( Sniff He died!Sniff) Athrun ( Yay go Athrun!) Kira (I shall never look at him the same way though. You''re supposed to be innocent!) I like the rest of the characters except... you'll find out if you go down. Characters I like Yu Yu Hakusho Yusuke (He's cool) Kuwabara (Comic relief) Botan (Lay down on the perkiness. Is lay or word or is it ly or lie?) Keiko (She's ok...) Koenma (pacifier...cool...) Touya (Cold in both ways which makes him cool) Hate, Loathe, Despise Jaken (Suck up) The entire Inu gang. And wolves. Do me a favor and die. Yu Yu Hakusho Gundam Seed Fllay( that's how you spell her name weird) ( She wants Kira dead and when he's supposedly dead she cries. She's a modern day Kikyo) I'm a little yoo obsessive aren't I? Crystal's fave animes: CCS, Yu Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Witch Hunter Robin, Tokyo Mew Mew, .hack/SIGN, Fruits Basket, Hana Yori Dango, Beyblade, Sailor Moon, X-men Evolution (Not an anime) Fav Characters Inuyasha Characters Inuyasha (Clueless, isn't he) Kagome (Unlike my IDIOT patner I do not think she's overly sensitive. Heck, I would've run Kikyo over with a four by four by now.) Shippo (CUTE!) Sango (She carries a lethal weapon, I mean come on people!) Inuyasha (Must..not..rip..off...ears!) Kouga (Ah, I wish someone would profess they're undying love for me...actually, no I don't. It's creepy.)
Pudding (BUBBLY! She's like the energizer bunny!) Ichigo (A spaz like Phoenix She spazzes three times a day.) Kish (Alien-y .') Hana Yori Dango Akira (What can I say, he has long hair.) Suikotsu (Ah, the playboy. A bad person, great character) Tsukushi (She's denser then Sakura that's saying a lot) Tsukasa (Temper, weird hair...what's not to like?) Shiguri (If the girl is willing to give up Tsukasa you gotta love her) Yu Yu Hakusho Keiko (Kick ass, girlfriend!) Yusuke (Hello, saved a lttle kid!) Kurama (AWW!) Hiei (I wonder how he'd look like in a dress...) Koenma (A bossy toddler...my kind of people) Botan (I want her oar!) Kuwabara (He should be called Kuwabaka) Oger-dude (He stamps!) CCS Li (He carries a sword!) Sakura (A little too perfect though..) Hated characters Meilin (EVIL! Go back home, where you belong you cousin-loving tramp!) Kikyo (Read my comment for Kagome) Naraku (Freak...sociopath...baboon-fetish-dude, the list goes on and on) Sakurako (She is just to evil for me to forgive) Thomas (JERK! JERK! DAMN HIM TO HELL!) Doumyoji when he's angry (Those anger managment classes must not be working) Onigumo (He gave birth to Naraku...that sounded wrong.) Naraku (Hello! Epitome of evil!) Onigumo's parents (Did they really have to pop out Evil Jr.) Jaken (I wonder how he'd look like as a lollipop? Oh yeah, a sucker!) Ah Un (Is near Jaken) Kanna (Damn soul stealing albino) Ayame (I don't know...) Muso (CRRAAA-AAAZZZYY) Kurama's fangirls (Though I would join them) And...Phoenix (she is a bad phone person!) Crystal's Dialogue Meg: I've always wanted to go to Brown...well, actually I wanted to go to Wellesy but mom said I might as well by hiking boots and call myself a lesbian right now. Lois: (Laughs nervously) Meg, eat your salad. Meg: We're not eating dinner. Lois: Then just be quiet! Dialogue 2 (Might not go along the actual lines) Stewie: Rupert, you keep an eye on my bag. Rupert... Brian: Come on (Takes Stewie away) (When they return) Brian: Get the passports, they're in your bag. Stewie: (Reaches for bag but sees it's gone) What the- Rupert, you were supposed to watch the bag! Rupert:... Stewie: You watching the boys again weren't you! Dialogue 3 (Stewie at his grandmother's house) Stewie: (Thinking) God, I am SO bored! Grandmother: Come here, my baby! (Hugs Stewie) Stewie: (Lifts Grandmothers necklace off and throws it into the maids pocket) This should be suffice entertainment. (With Brian) Brian: Get's out of car and walks to grandmothers house) Stewie: She sent the dog to pick me up! (Meanwhile maid is being led away by the police) That's pretty much it for the sayings. Stories Wierd A whole lot of fun! Know Your Stars It's baaa-aaack! Rollerblades This is our complete story! It started as a oneshot but we couldn't resist putting an aftermath! When we wrote this we were kinda hyped on sugar! Crystals Corner Crystal: Welcome to Crystals Corner where I, Crystal, talk to some of the people me and my collegue (Snort) torture. Today, it's Fezzy, the fez-hat wearing monkey. He will talk to us about living with the Wicked Witch of the West Fezzy: (Escorted in by the nice men in white coats) Man in coat #1: Hey, how's Phoenix? Crystal: She's doing fine! Keeping the insanity to a minimum! Man in coat #2: That's great, oh and tell her that Mikey is getting out of the Asylum and hasn't forgived her for gluing him to a wall. Crystal: Crazy man out for revenge on Phoenix. Nothing special. (Men in coats leave Crystal with crazed monkey-boy, you'd know why he's crazed if you read Know your stars, just an ad...well back to the corner thingy, yeah...Know your stars!) Crystal: Tell us about the horrid things you had to endure. Fezzy: Well, (Laughs crazily) The Wicked Witch was always torturing us and so was HER! Crystal: Who is her? (Oh, the grammer!) Fezzy: Her! The evil one! Th-The Phoenix! Crystal: Phoenix? Well, that's not a surprise! Fezzy: AHH! The banana's, the fire, the PHOENIX! Crystal: Ok? (Picks up phone) Security! Fezzy: You're friends with her, you're radiating with evil! I'll KILL you! (Lunges) Crystal: Down monkey-boy! (Pulls out taser) Down! (Shocks him) Fezzy: (Whimpering) Crystal: I got a headache now! (Security comes and takes him away) Fezzy: No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! She's there! In the asylum, she hunts me! Crystal: Now THAT'S a cracked nut! Bye and see you later on Crystals Corner. Crystal's Corner (New one!) Crystal: Welcome to Crystal's corner. I would like to introduce my new co-host...Phoenix! (Phoenix comes out and nobody claps) Phoenix: (Glare) Audience: Woohooo! (Applaudes) Phoenix: Better. (Sits down) Now, Crystal and I would like to introduce...Stewie from Family Guy! Stewie: (Runs in on his cute, baby, adorable, lovable feet...yeah...) Crystal: Now, Stewie, is it true you don't really hate your mother, Lois? Stewie: (Laughs) Well, the producers thought of that! I don't hate the character any more. Phoenix: Was that before or after you killed her! (Looks like a reporter) Stewie: What! I don't know what your talking about Crystal: Come on, fess up! Everyone knows you were the one who bombed her dressing room! Stewie: (Panics) Um, um, um,..fine! I did it! But you're not going to tell! Phoenix: What makes you think we'll tell? Stewie: Huh? Crystal: You're our dude in destruction! We could never rat you out! Phoenix: Unlike a certain sister- Crystal: (Cough) Amal (Cough) Phoenix: Who told about a few certain frogs in SOMEONE'S bed! Stewie: She did that! It was all over Maniacs Magazine! Crystal: You read that too? Stewie: Yeah, I have a monthly subscription! Hey, lets go kill that girl you were speaking of! Phoenix: Yeah! (Runs out, but before she leaves you hear, "Victory is Mine" a crash and "Damn you all...now who left that mop there?") Crystal: (Sweatdrops) Man, I should have made her take her crazy pills today. but it's surprisingly hard to catch a twelve year old who stole a car and was high on pixie sicks. (Stewie and Crystal leave with Crystal patting Stewie's head and Stewie hiding a ray gun behind his back...) Crystals Corner Featuring Phoenix Crystal: Welcome to our anime adive portion of this show. Phoenix: First person is...Yusuke! Crystal: You can take this one, Phoenix. Yusuke: I have this girlfriend who kinda hurts me a lot, what should I do? Phoenix: I don't know, maybe your just a wimp? Next! Keiko: Hi, I have a boyfriend who is a total wimp, what should I do? Crystal: Dump him and marry Hiei. Phoenix: Nooo! Hiei's is MINE! Crystal: Then Kurama. Phoenix: MINE! Yusuke: Keiko, what are you doing calling them? Keiko: What were YOU doing calling them? Yusuke: You hit me! Keiko: You're a wimp! Yusuke: Then why don't you find a new boyfriend! Keiko: Fine! I'll date Kurama! Phoenix: (Cries) NOOOOO! Crystal: We'll have to cut this short because Phoenix is having a mental breakdown. Crystal's Corner Crystal: Welcome to Crystal's corner. I'd like to welcome my co-host, Phoenix...hopefully temporary! Phoenix: (Glare) You're lucky I'm not old enough to own a gun. Crystal: But then what's on your dresser? Phoenix: Nothing...(Shifty eyes) Crystal: Whatever. I'd like to welcome our guest Inuyasha! Inuyasha: (Walks in) Audience: Wooohooo! We love you! Inuyasha: Thank you! Phoenix: They didn't clap like that for me...(Shoots an audience member with a ray gun) Crystal: Hey! I still had payments on him! Inuyasha: You own the audience? Phoenix: Of course! We're not going to go out everyday and kidnap people. The police might get suspicious. Inuyasha: What stops them from calling the police? Crystal: Phoenix took their phones from them a long time ago. Phoenix: ...Um...I thought you did... Crystal: What! (Loks at audience) Who called the police. Audience member: Umm...she did! (Points to someone) Phoenix: (Shoots her) Crystal: You realize that that was a stage hand... Phoenix: ... A most intriguing thought... "How can hotdogs survive in the wild? They got no eyes!" Kelso- That 70s Show |
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