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Joined 02-17-13, id: 4550816, Profile Updated: 02-28-13
Author has written 1 story for Doctor Who.

Simple 15 year old...

Northern-Irish...

And loves Doctor Who!

What else is there to tell...

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I dye my hair crazy COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion(I am against abortion actually)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one Hi hImistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST not be able to defend myself.

I sometimes say random, off-topic things, so I MUST not be paying attention.

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Breaking the Barrier by Midnight Angel414 reviews
Amber Devons could pose to be the toughest challenge Sherlock has ever faced. She will test his intelligence, his skills, his patience, and his emotions. She offers him a chance at love if only he would let her in, but what happens when the ghosts of her past come back to haunt her? Can he save her and the future she offers? Sherlock/OC. M for later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 220,663 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 6/8/2018 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Sherlock H., OC - Complete
Extraordinary by Brownbug reviews
He had vowed never to take on another companion... until a disastrous trip to Mars left him lonely and vulnerable and afraid. She was an ordinary girl living an ordinary life... until she met the most extraordinary man of all. Can the Doctor and Allie run far enough and fast enough to avoid the reality of his impending death? Ten/OC. Set just after 'The Planet of the Dead'.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,072 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 2/18/2013 - 10th Doctor, OC
The Hollow Man by Sarbrook.Writless reviews
Jane has a run-of-the-mill life. The same hopes, troubles, and nightmares about a strange faceless man who follows her into her waking hours as everyone else. The last one is a little worrying. But everything changes when a lunatic follows her home, babbling about a monster in her basement. After that, she just can't seem to shake the guy and run-of-the-mill is a thing of the past.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,593 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 5/28/2012 - 11th Doctor, OC - Complete
Keeping the Stars Apart by Writless reviews
Fitz is traveling with the Doctor again. Why? Because she's an idiot. An idiot who apparently hasn't gotten her fill of all the running, near deaths, poor life choices, and completely awkward ass situations that she seems to get herself into. Seriously, it cannot be stressed enough. Do not hang out with time lords. Part Two of Starlight Series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,709 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 8/14/2012 - [The Master, OC] Donna N., 11th Doctor - Complete
Crossing Timestreams by SarBrook reviews
A malfunctioning vortex manipulator. A confused girl. Lots of spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 161,002 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 9/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor
CANCELED Stuck in a Timestream by SarBrook reviews
This story was started on a whim and deleted after lots of agonizing. Go back to Crossing Timestreams. There is nothing for you here. (But I'm not deleting it for nostalgic purposes)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,034 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/25/2012 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Precipitant Reunion by MayFairy reviews
The Doctor has just activated the Moment and regenerated, only to land on Earth. But against all rules of the universe, somehow an old friend is returned to him, much earlier than she should have been. And with the Time Lords, Gallifrey, and all of its rules gone, suddenly there aren't many reasons to be apart. AU to Halfway Out of the Dark Universe. 9/OC, can be standalone.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,327 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - [9th Doctor, OC] Jack H., Reinette
The Time Ring reviews
She always thought she would love a normal life but that's all they were...her imagination! (as you can see summaries are not my strong point.. But this is my first fanfic...EVER! Meaning I have no idea what I'm doing) 10/OC
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,976 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - 10th Doctor
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