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Joined 12-11-08, id: 1767604, Profile Updated: 12-06-09

Hi! :)

So umm there's nothing much to say about me...

I'm really just your average sarcastic, snarky child who loves to do epic shit!

Because epicness is what I live for.

I enjoy writing but never seem to find enough time to write anything decent, god forsaken school work and all.

I absolutely heart Magnus Bane and Jace from The Mortal Instruments because they are love. (Magnus+Jace=My OTP)

I adore R/K or Robsten as they are also known, because they are so freaking adorable and don't even know it.

Hobbies: Hm probably reading, sleeping, eating and most recently movie snarking. I am now heavily addicted and probably have a whole mob of people whom I pissed off in the movie theatres stalking me, but I only do this when I'm close to tearing my eyes out from the horribleness (is that even a word? Well it is now) of the movie.

Anyway, that's about it for me.

Lots of Love From Yan Yan (because apparently, my friends believe I am a tasty asian snackfood)

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Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 5821 - Favs: 6,873 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,644 - Reviews: 2618 - Favs: 5,013 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14868 - Favs: 13,034 - Follows: 5,840 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2975 - Favs: 3,874 - Follows: 2,217 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Madman's Mercy by Amethyst Jackson reviews
New Moon AU - After leaving Bella, Edward gradually loses control of his ability. When he is led to believe that she is dead, Edward cracks, leaving Bella as the only one who can pick up the pieces. Co-written with Jacyevans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,639 - Reviews: 2755 - Favs: 2,701 - Follows: 2,880 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Hate Everything About You by hillroy reviews
He's the school player, and she's the new girl from Phoenix. He's a jerk, she's hardheaded. The last thing anybody expects is for these two to fall in love, especially since they undeniably hate eachother. All Human. OOC. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,198 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/10/2008
Dismantle and Repair by poisonedbirth reviews
AU, AH, OOC. Edward got into an accident one year ago, leaving him with a disability. Ever since, he has locked himself away from civilization. Can Bella help him bring back happiness into his life? ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,893 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 1/2/2009
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14834 - Favs: 11,681 - Follows: 8,116 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lessons in Forbidden Love by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
We always want what we can't have, but their love was so much more than temptation. What do you do when you fall in love with a student? That's the question Edward has to ask himself as he falls for his favorite student, Bella. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,461 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - [Edward, Bella]
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9529 - Favs: 8,816 - Follows: 5,807 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Don't Know Anything by TwiDi reviews
Parents' death left her with a new-born brother. Claiming him as hers, she heads to her father's. How’d she cope her unsaid secrets with the green-eyed jerk’s advances & unknwn lurking danger,EXB,AH,Possessiveward. Razzle Dazzle & Silent Tear Award nmnee
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 178,553 - Reviews: 3510 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 2,679 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Colour of Love by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
She was White. I was Black. She was innocent and pure. I was her complement, cold and dark and I'd have given her my heart if I thought she wouldn't throw it back at me "If looks could kill; I didn't want to find out" EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-2 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3736 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Smell the Roses by rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe reviews
FBI Agent Swan needs to catch the culprit behind the murders in NYC, even if she has to go undercover as Edward's - the man she hates - fiancee. NOW COMPLETE! Sequel is called Finding the Roses
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,817 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6997 - Favs: 10,713 - Follows: 3,300 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Emotion by fragilewreck reviews
I was fine,perfectly fine in my booze paradise where I was dancing,laughing and singing without thinking how my life sucked,how I was feeling more alone and sad than I ever did even though there was someone holding me and kissing me and just…there ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,547 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Playing God and the Vampire of the Odd by dreaminspired reviews
We were killing the planet. So the Volturi ordered death for most of mankind. I expected Edward to take my life when we first met, not guard over it. It was the beginning of many shocking events. Post-apocalyptic tale; full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,225 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3758 - Favs: 4,556 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Détruit by Somah reviews
"It's all real. They did this, but I'm still here, always, Bella. Find me." Those cryptic words, whispered in a last breath, continue to haunt Bella Swan five years after the supposed death of her love, Edward Masen. AH-AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,210 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Commission by SpikeIsHotter reviews
*On Hiatus, see profile* Edward is a solitary vampire who is tired of hunting humans, but needs human blood. After Bella's sister Alice is murdered, she can't find peace while the killers walk free. She needs a hitman, and he needs someone to kill for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,394 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Favor Fire by stella luna sky reviews
"...As I watch the strong lines of his arms and the way they steadily hold that brush to create beautiful things, my stomach churns with acidic butterflies, and I think, real or not real?" Katniss embraces being the girl on fire at last. Pre-Epi. M.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 147 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Dance with Me by tinaababy reviews
A major league baseball player with a bad rep needs to clean his image. He signs on to do a reality dance show. Will he clean his image and have the right kind of chemistry with his partner? AU & AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 115,096 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14509 - Favs: 16,745 - Follows: 8,703 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Litany at Dusk by duskwatcher2153 reviews
Edward's been a solitary vampire, hunting on the edges of society. He rejoins his family in Forks, ready to abstain and runs across a young woman praying. A choice must be made between one's heart, one's desires and one's soul. Darkward ExB AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,502 - Reviews: 5617 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5731 - Favs: 6,798 - Follows: 3,804 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 7,206 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Curse of a Fallen Soul by Monkey85 reviews
Bella never thought she would have a chance with Edward Masen. He only ever saw the beautiful girls.She didn't expect one conversation to change that...She also never expected to make friends with his sister Alice.That was when it all changed. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,297 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Constant in the Darkness by camoozle reviews
Bella, suffering from an eating disorder, returns to Forks to care for her estranged father. She seeks comfort in Edward, an aspiring chef, who is having difficulty dealing with his own demons. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 351,739 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How To Fall A Million Different Ways by squarened reviews
Bella moves to Forks her junior year of high school, and meets Edward, a boy with tired eyes and a past that haunts him. While Bella tries her damnedest to get to know him, Edward shies from her, fearing his own infatuation with her. Letting go isn't easy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,345 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4108 - Favs: 4,122 - Follows: 3,923 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5435 - Favs: 5,501 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Beautiful Melodies by xconcretegirl reviews
A struggling musician. An undiscovered talent. Two unlikely people come together to create something beautiful and make their dreams happen. ExB, AH AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,005 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
New Yorks Finest by xconcretegirl reviews
Bella is a writer in New York City. Edward Cullen is part of the wealthiest family in the city. They work through their differences and fall in love, but will the rest of the family keep them apart?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,422 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
An Unfortunate Look Into Bella's Lovesick Psyche by petitebelette reviews
Bella is new in Forks, and she's already crushing on Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen, a misunderstood poet, is totally crushing on Bella Swan, but he has a few secrets-including a rep as a dangerous bad boy and the town pariah. AU/AH, adult themes, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,108 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Choke On Self by sylv-vies reviews
Bella's an amnesiac with people problems, back from Phoenix after a five year vacation. Edward's her ex best friend, and shocked to see her back in town. She sucks at coping, and he's hot. "Whatever you bring to the table, whatever you got, I can meet.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,771 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Collide by MartiniBaby1 reviews
As usual, Bella is late for work and as she crosses the street -without looking-, a cycling music teacher, better know as Edward Cullen, must do all he can to avoid her. But the collision that follows will change their lives for good. All human, AU & OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 146,180 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lamb On The Lam In The City by tiffknee reviews
Edward Cullen is a seemingly selfish unfeeling musician who makes a living playing in bars, what happens when his sister in laws cousin, Bella moves into the city and refuses to accept his emotionless act.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,689 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When the Cedar Branches Sway by Symbiotic Muse reviews
Bella Swan doesn't realize when she arrives at the mysterious Seaton House that it's inhabited by Edward Cullen, a sinfully sexy recluse. While wildly attracted to the dangerous stranger, she's also determined to uncover the secrets of his past.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,632 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 6020 - Favs: 10,465 - Follows: 3,428 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always unexpected by Libertine-skins reviews
AH, AU, Bella has 3 jobs and somehow manages to fit in time with her best friend Alice and Room mate Rose... Edward is this jerk she keeps running into, first at work. Then in her appartment. Can she get rid of him? Does she even want to?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,156 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
The Meeting, The Rescue, and The Confession by edwardemmett09 reviews
It's the beginning of summer in Forks, WA and a heatwave has descended on the town. Edward is home trying to create music, but nothing is working. What happens when sees his new next door neighbor for the first time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,154 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In Another Life by the-glory-days reviews
When Edward Cullen is killed in a car accident, it’s Bella Swan who finds herself helping his ghost find out why he died. All-Human, AU, A Twilight Retelling.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,222 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Inspiration by Isabel0329 reviews
When writer’s block gets in the way of Bella Swan’s second book, serendipity and misunderstandings bring her inspiration in a place she never thought she’d find it. Edward/Bella. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,096 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fight Inside by ReachingAsIFall reviews
AH: Hate, love, lies, hidden truths, pranks, & twists. Edward & Bella have both been to hell & back because of each other. Now after 5 years of separation, how will they take their anger out on each other? What truths will they find out in the process?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,089 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Good Enough by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Edward works for the FBI. He's the best in his field and the worst at relationships with a habit of falling quickly in and out of love. When he gets shot, his nurse will take care of more than just his medicine. Is she good enough? E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,667 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
Derailment by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
Edward and Bella form an instant connection after a chance encounter in the train station.Will this collision bring them back on track or derail them completely? E/B AH INCOMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,758 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
You Had Me At Hello by summerg94 reviews
Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,719 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
Ever Yours, Ever Mine, Ever Ours by Panda513 reviews
AU. Rob and Kristen spend the summer apart working on seperate projects. Letter by Beethoven.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4451 - Favs: 5,336 - Follows: 3,209 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 2,149 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Thoroughly Modern Bella by emilylostboystwilight reviews
Alice and Bella move to New York City right after graduation with hardly any money. Alice's plan to get rich is to marry her new boss, and she tries to get Bella to do the same. Who will Bella choose? Her new boss or the cute guy she just met? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,471 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ambulance Blues by azulskies reviews
Bella Swan has watched him play for weeks. And tonight, Edward Cullen finally notices her, too. But before they can even meet, something terrible happens. Have you ever watched your life pass you by in an ambulance? Inspired by the Neil Young song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,622 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wishing You Were Real by Ashleo26 reviews
AU/AH Bella and Charlie move to Forks in hopes to start a new life. There Bella meets Edward Cullen; who changes her life forever. The only problem is, he's been dead for three years. NO VAMPIRES.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,840 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Just One More Night by cherry-kiss-red reviews
on hold; It probably was the best night of Bella Swan's life, but what happens when she realizes that the man she just slept with, is the same man she is going to share an apartment with? ... Well, it's going to be a lot of fun. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,235 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Don't Think, Just Do by allmannerofsins reviews
Bella & Edward pushed each other away to pursue careers in opposite ends of the country. After a year of being apart they are both seriously unhappy. Can they figure something out and make the relationship work again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,682 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Depositions and Chocolate Souffles by azulskies reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen meet when they are on opposite sides of the same case. Despite obeying their professional duties, they are undeniably drawn to each other. What happens when you have to choose between love and your career? AU/All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,139 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Want to Marry Edward Cullen! by remy7marie reviews
AU/AH Bella is tricked onto a new reality TV show featuring movie star Edward Cullen. How much more embarrassing or awkward could this possibly be? Rating just increased to M in Chapter 8
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,300 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5769 - Favs: 8,907 - Follows: 3,263 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lips, Piano Hands, and Two O'Clock Shadows by edwardemmett09 reviews
Its the beginning of summer in Forks, WA and a heatwave has descended on the town. Bella has just moved in with her dad Charlie for her senior year of high school. What happens when she hears mysterious music and meets the boy next door? Is it the heat?..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11745 - Favs: 8,826 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Between the Lines by Kitschisme reviews
On hiatus, for the time being. Bella starts a new job as a writer at a prestigious Seattle newspaper. Sparks fly when she meets an attractive, brooding stranger who enters her life in a most unexpected way. BPOV, OOC, AH. Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,399 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Art of Being Bella by vampskies reviews
Bella, a spunky artist from Phoenix, is forced to live in Forks. Loner Edward is captivated by her and her art. As he falls deeper, he learns there are things he does not know about Bella--and that she may be in danger. AU/AH/Slightly OOC Adult Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,116 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Some people, they roam this world, alone by MeetMeInMontauk reviews
What if Bella, wasn't the prey?What if Edward was?How would Bella's world change, once she was ripped away from her life,only to re appear, in the same place, she had promised to never return too?Would she finally believe those stories? We could only hope
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,947 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Bella, Charlie S.
Whispers of the Imagination by UsayImaDreamer reviews
Bella Swan becomes a personal assistant to Edward Cullen, a bestselling author who is suffering from a bout of writer's block. But does he really have writer's block? And what can Bella do to help him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Heartbeats by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella Swan is left in a coma after a fateful plane crash that killed almost every single passenger. Her heartbeats are numbered, and she wonders if she'll ever see her family again. But is there some else who can make her wake up? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breakaway by xcaitlinnnnn reviews
Bella becomes a runaway bride and ends up meeting a mysterious stranger. AH/AU/a bit OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,713 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009
Labour of Devotion by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A collab between Kitschisme and Rosette-cullen Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,006 - Reviews: 2777 - Favs: 2,328 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Retraction Attraction by remy7marie reviews
AU / AH Gossip columnist Bella Swan has published something that lawyer Edward Cullen does not like... It may end up being the best thing that happened to either of them. Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,471 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Misdialed by kissesblow reviews
Today's a normal day. Then I get fired. I call Alice to inform her. Except it turns out I accidentally dial the wrong number . . . and this stranger really likes talking to me on the phone. Yeah, sure - just a totally normal day. All human. E/B-centric.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,474 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Impressions by tinaababy reviews
Bella is a single, shy, and timid writer. Edward is an engaged, charming, and handsome businessman. What do you get when Bella has to cover "Seattle's New Couple?" AU & AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,180 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Soif de Sang by petitebelette reviews
Set in the 1930s. Fueled by guilt and self-hatred, Edward leaves Carlisle and Esme to hunt the darkest creatures of humanity: murderers, rapists, thieves, criminals. But what happens when one of their victims calls to him on a whole other level?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,178 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stubborn by emerald topaz reviews
Edward and Bella are in love instantly. But Bella doesn't want to give in. How will Edward win Bella's heart? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,327 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008
Blinded by little.earthquakes reviews
When Bella and Alice are on their way to stop Edward on his suicide mission, Alice suddenly receives a vision of the Volturi changing their plans. Having erased all of Edward's memory, Bella gets locked up with a very thirsty predator. NewMoon B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,549 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Kaleidoscope by lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8396 - Favs: 6,110 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Night in Nantes by enamors reviews
Bella finds her soul mate in the unlikeliest of places. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 270 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Our Slumbering Hearts by valiumwaltz reviews
Bella and Edward have been floating through life, numb to everything around them. Their paths cross by chance one night, awakening emotions they had never thought possible. Will it be a one-time thing? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,828 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2717 - Favs: 3,773 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Murder on the Moonlight by stress reviews
AU, All Human. There’s been a murder and it’s up to Bella Swan to discover whodunit. On this cruise ship, there's no lacking of suspects. Was it the honeymooning newlyweds, the young fashion designer or, perhaps, that brooding, handsome stranger?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,056 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Alone and the Lonely by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
THE ONE-SHOT. Written for Jayeliwood's "Sexy Edward" contest. Edward is a movie star with a haunted past. He meets a girl in a book store, and can she save him from his misery?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dr 98331 by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella's life seemed ideal until she had a motorcycle accident leaving her unconscious. Now her fate lies in the hands of Edward, her 20 year old doctor, but will theirs get intertwined in interim? Full summary inside. ALL HUMAN. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,061 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008
babysitter by ohnanc reviews
Complete: Bella is about to testify against an Italian mobster, she is placed into the witness protection program under the watchful eye of agent Masen. Needs to be revised, read at own risk. Over 100,000 hits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,109 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Loyalty and Love by Chedea reviews
Edward Cullen has left his family to join the Volturi. He is among the elite, respected, feared and envied. Can one human girl, placed under his charge to become a vampire, detroy all of this? What will win out, his loyalty or his love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,645 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete