SaladOrCellarDoor
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Joined 12-01-08, id: 1757644, Profile Updated: 02-26-09
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Great Gatsby.

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"Cellar door" is said to be the most beautiful phrase in the English language. I didn't used to think so, but after saying it several thousands of times to myself, it has gained a certain amount of magic for me. "Salad or" when said quickly, sounds very similar to "cellar door" and is also said to be a beautiful sounding phrase. So, not too long ago I was creating a new Deviant Art account and I wanted to use CellarDoor. Sadly, it was taken, but by combining the two, I created something I absolutely love to say to myself. Just say it. "Saladorcellardoor." It just sounds so neat!

I love to write. I love to read. Right now I'm writing a Harry Potter fanfic. I really want to do a Twilight parody next. (I love Twilight by the way.) I read various fanfics, though, in English, Portuguese, and Spanish. I'm a busy bee, so I try to update frequently but probably can't do any more than once a week, unless I'm on vacation. Got something you think I'd like? Leave the title in your review or pm me. Actually, for all reviews I check out the person's profile and fics. Because, to me, if you're taking the time to encourage me and make me a better writer, you deserve the same. I've been pleased to find some fun authors this way.

I may be new to fanfiction.net as an author, but I've been reading fics on here forever, as well as on other sites. I think when I have the chance I'll look for old stories I've read and loved and fave them on here. Finally, I can review the stories that deserved to be reviewed so long ago! It's funny how you never realize how much reviews really mean to an author until you start posting fiction of your own.

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Making A Home by Ranma15177 reviews
When a beautiful young woman decides to end the misery of her life, Carlisle picks up the pieces and helps her live again. Carlsile X Esme with young Edward in all his sardonic, sarcastic glory as well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,914 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Conversations with Emmett by Ranma15177 reviews
While Edward is away hunting Bella plans to spend time learning everything there is to know about Emmett, and through him more about Edward. However, Tanya comes and disrupts the bonding. Hilarity ensues! "What do you mean he was naked?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,546 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008
Three Men and a Baby by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
Missing scene from Breaking Dawn. Does Edward appreciate everything he's been given?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Edward - Complete
All the Things You Are by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
New Moon era. The vote on Bella's humanity leads to a long overdue father/daughter chat.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
SPARKLE by theessenceofsyd reviews
Oneshot Parody: Edward's sparkle ablility is not up to par.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Edward - Complete
Burn by DRoWN.uNTo.Me reviews
Boy sees Girl. Boy is asshole. Girl insults Boy. Banter Battle ensues. It was fate? "The name's Black, Sirius Black, ladies. Yes, that's me." Stupid jerkface. "I'm Elle. That's all." What else do you want from me? First 2chaps aren't great, but read on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Sirius B., OC
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Everything I Said reviews
What happened in the car that fateful night as Daisy took the wheel? What was going through her mind? Rated T for character death.
Great Gatsby - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
To Those Who Cried Over Their Letter reviews
This is for all those who were left in despair when they never received their Hogwarts letter on their eleventh birthday. There may just be hope yet...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,023 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008