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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Hellooooooo!! I'm obsessed with Harry Potter, Tamora Pierce, and Lord of the Rings. Also, Mediator is another of my favorites. I'm a speed reader, but I can understand every word... Why am I telling you this? I have no sweet clue really... Hmm... My nickname is Marcie, but my real name is Melissa... I live in Eastern Canada, and for all you stupid people out there, WE DON'T LIVE IN IGLOOS!!! Ok, I got that off my chest now...Well, that's all I can think of for now... I think... Well, anyways, Bye! |
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Saving Prefect Granger by Harmonic Friction reviews
Draco realizes he's desperately in love with Hermione which leads to hijinks such as looking gay at every turn, avoiding girlfriend Pansy, and Malfoy family drama. Along the way, he gets help from unexpected sources and finds out that he has a soul (now he just needs to convince Hermione of that!). Crackfic originally written in the midst of fandom insanity. Rebooted. (Dramione.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,163 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G., Pansy P., Percy W.
Lily's List by MotherCrumpet reviews
LILY EVAN'S IMPOSSIBLY LONG LIST OF CHANGES THAT JAMES POTTER WOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH IN ORDER FOR LILY EVANS TO DATE HIM is a list started by Lily her first night at Hogwarts. Will Lily risk getting hurt or simply add to the list when James changes?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 159,618 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Damsel in Distress by roses in bloom reviews
A story of obsession, boys in ski masks, and the ever so lovable couple of Hermione Granger and Blaise Zabini. Warning: Randomness may ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 29,980 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
What it seems by juliette-zabini reviews
Nothing is what it seems. It's seventh year for DM, BZ, HP, HG. 6th for Ginny. Shows I'd mangle the truth to make them end up together! warning:fic lacks REAL direction, worships draco & blaise DG,BZHG,RWPP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,959 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Sneaky Slytherin and the Redhead's Revenge by Yazethet reviews
♦COMPLETE♦ Blackmail, intrigue, lust and yes, snogging. He thought he detested her, she knows she loathes him. Can Draco win Ginny over before she tries to completely humiliate him in front of the entire school?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,667 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Decreso Aetas by Haunted Emerald Depths reviews
COMPLETE. An accident occurs in Charms that leaves Draco looking after a...slightly different Harry. How will they live through it, and how do others take the change? What will happen when Draco begins thinking of Harry differently? Spoilers. DMHP SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,126 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
From Hogwarts With Magic: The Notepassing Episodes by CAP.L reviews
The fic formerly known as 'notepassing'. Short summary: Notepassing between the marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
All the Little Things by aplacefarawayfromhere reviews
Hermione has never resisted a challenge from Draco Malfoy. But when that challenge involves the betrayal of the heart for three people, will she play his game, or will he play into hers?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,541 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Wonderful Wizard Of Hogsmeade? by Avada Cruimperio reviews
A flying house sends a confused and possibly stoned Harry into the Wizarding World, a strange land where Snape is the Good Witch of the North, Dumbledore lives in a talking head, and Harry accidentally killed Voldemort's sister. Oops.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,807 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
Isn't That Me? by drop.a.heart.break.a.name reviews
Disaster strikes! Hermione wakes up one morning to find herself in the body of...Draco! Draco wakes up and find himself in the body of Hermione! This can't be good...can it? DMHG fanfic! i suck at summaries...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/23/2005 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Parchment Projectiles of Love by Nefayrious reviews
No one ever said being a teenager was easy. Immaturity runs rampant, simple jewelry foretells evil happenings, and the wizarding world's only hope considers a piece of metal jammed through her tongue an acceptable fashion accessory.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,069 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Harry Potter's Sister by LightNeverFades reviews
Anna Potter was born by the same standards her brother had experienced she has a lousy muggle family, the same lightening bolt scar and as expected, a fame that would not stop its flow. But who she is is a totally different story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Time Turner by Lyra Pendragon reviews
What happens when the Marauders, Lily, and Snape are sent to the future? They meet Harry, they learn about their own pasts and wonder if James and Lily were drunk when they got married, oh yeah, and they get caught by Voldemort. preHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 66,113 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 9/2/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Reality by Trinka reviews
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE! Ginny is convinced to be in a reality show against her better judgement. Who is the hunk all the women are fighting over? We know him. We love him. But in my story, Ginny's never met him. Mild language. COMPLETE. Sequel started.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 107,803 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Black's Mirror by Cox Poppy reviews
The small black mirror Sirius gave to Harry before he died hadn't worked in contacting Black-yet. But when the mirror lightsup, Harry's natural curiosity emerges. Can Harry survive in the Marauder world? Can Sirius.. not?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,315 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Punk'd by dreamingducky reviews
Suze finally gets Punk'd and the media loves her. What happens when Suze attracts tons of guys--including Ashton Kutcher himself! What about Paul and Jesse? What will their reactions be to Suze's new fame? R&R!
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,051 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004
Changes by dreamingducky reviews
2 years after graduation. Suze and her boyfriend go to Carmel for Suze's 2 year reunion. What will be everybody's reactions to seeing each other? R&R! I changed the rating to PG13 just to be safe
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,242 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 8/11/2004
Prove it to you by Amour-Lily reviews
[Complete}Ginny went inside the Slytherin Common room to prove herself to the 'Golden Trio.' She didn't know, however, that the joke would be on her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,208 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2005 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Ginny W. - Complete
Halloween Madness Courtesy of Draco Malfoy by schye reviews
[Ch.8][HGDM]First it was two balls in one year, then Malfoy starts to act like Harry Potter is his best friend and he has always been in love with Hermione Granger, then he infiltrates Gryffindor Tower! What has the world gotten into?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,875 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Is this Hell? by quixotic-star reviews
4 Slytherins and 4 Gryffindors are forced to spend some quality time together....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,212 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Severus Snape and the Terrible, Horrible by enlightenedkitty reviews
Severus Snape and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day - [Complete!] Everything that could go wrong has, and when Albus sets up Severus with Hermione, things can only get worse. HGSS Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,471 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Yamani Warrior by PsychoLioness reviews
[Complete] Kel got kicked out after her first year, and leaves to go to the Yamani Islands, there she becomes a Warrior. What happens when she has to go back to Tortall?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,922 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
That’s WIZARD to you! by Kaitourei reviews
Poor, Blaise Zabini, no one knows whether he’s a she or not? Boy!Blaise battles an onslaught of horny Slytherins; gallant Gryffindors; and rumors of an Astronomy tower escapade.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Blaise Z.
Hermione's Potions by a tragically beautiful chair reviews
Hermione, in all her genius, creates the perfect love potion. She has to test and unwilling heart, however. But how unwilling was it? HmDr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,668 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Voldemort's Secret Weapon by Trinka reviews
AU What if the prophecy had been different? What if, instead of trying to kill Harry Potter, Voldemort had kidnapped him instead? Angsty, dark Harry. Better than it sounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,855 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Harry P.
Dear Mudblood by quixotic-star reviews
Dear Granger, You're probably wondering why I, Draco Malfoy, a PUREBLOOD Slytherin, am owling you..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,632 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Getting Unhitched by plot-less reviews
[COMPLETE!]Alanna has returned from the convent (although most definately not as a proper lady) and wreaks havoc at the castle while she tries to avoid the marriage trap and hide her fighting skills...but things are about to get a little crazy
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,893 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Complete
SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
Twisted World by LolliliciousLolly reviews
What if Paul was the ghost that haunted Suze's bedroom, still his sleazy, sly self? What if Jesse was alive and a powerful shifter? Would sparks still fly between him and Suze? And how far would Paul go to get what he wants...? [Sequel: Addicted]
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,505 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Complete
James PotterYear 1 reviews
James Potter is in his first year at Hogwarts. He has many adventures with his new-found friends, but many more run-ins with his enemies. Hopefully better than it sounds. Chapter 3 is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2004 - Published: 9/2/2004 - James P.