Hermione has never shied away from a confrontation with Rita Skeeter, and she's about to find out why she should have. But perhaps through all of the lies and the lines, she can find something truer than she ever thought possible.

During maintenance, Ed takes the time to study his mechanic. Realizations are made. [Edwin]

Based on my strong opinion that Lily Evans should've ended up with Severus Snape instead of James Potter. I'm not the only one who believes this! Story is better than summary.

This is not what Taylor signed up for.

Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)

The year is 1943. The Chamber lies unopened and Grindlewald roams unchecked. Neither Tom Riddle nor Albus Dumbledore is satisfied with the situation. Luckily when Hogwarts is attacked they'll both have other things to worry about.

Hermione's Book of Monsters likes her.

Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.

Actions have consequences, even if you're not aware of them. Harry saved Hermione's life their first year at Hogwarts. Now she has returned the favor and has no reason to stay by his side, or does she? Happy Ending. Now with a 2nd Chapter.

For her crimes as Skitter, for her betrayals as Weaver and for her atrocities as Khepri, Taylor Hebert had a place reserved for her in hell. That place, however, was the throne. One-shot based on a premise of 8-Bit Theater.

Harry, Ron and Hermione get away with everything - until they don't. Read what happens when Hogwarts takes a more traditional stance on punishment. Cannon compliant snapshots of Harry's first couple of years at school. Warning, contains CP of children.

Life as a cat is hard, especially when you're trying to do something nice for your human, like find the perfect gift to make them happy—but it's a work in progress. Or five gifts Crookshanks tried to give to Hermione, and the one she actually was thankful for.

At the end of first year, Harry gets an unexpected visitor with some even more unexpected news, and a new plan for his future. UP FOR ADOPTION.

Every metamorph understands.

Today is not normal. One shot.

The entire Wizarding world believes Lily Potter was murdered by Voldemort on that fateful night in 1981, including the man who would've given his immortal soul to save her. But there's another side to Lily's sacrifice, ancient charms and hidden truths that may have the power to change everything.

The Order asks Hermione Granger to lay down for Severus Snape.

In which supernatural assassins trump dark wizards, stopping time is a terribly useful talent to have, and Daud is Not Amused.

Oh, Harry! Why didn't you let Hermione help you make a wish, rather doing it your yourself? Obviously, Harry's wish does not go exactly as he thought. He finds that his parents may have been happier not married to each other. Snape/Lily

Sirius Black finally gets his trial. It doesn't go as well as he had hoped. One-shot.

AU after GoF. Trelawney makes a new prophecy about a mysterious Half-Blood Prince, and Dumbledore struggles to find out who it's about. Already walking a tightrope between two masters, Severus Snape feigns ignorance while making his own plans.

The steady post-War life is exhausting to those meant for bigger things. In the middle of Muggle London, Harry and Hermione come across a place where they have been once before, and share a brief moment of intimacy. One Shot.

Queen Elizabeth's Golden Jubilee was the premier party of the decade. To Hermione Granger, all it meant was a chance to see Queen live and in person. Why does no one else understand that? For the Quotable Questions Challenge (prompt: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?).

He was the Boy Who Triumphed. He was the person who saved not only the Wizarding World, but also the human world. So why couldn't he tell his best female friend his not-so-brotherly feelings for her? Because when it comes to one Hermione Granger, the Magical World's savior becomes a total out-and-out sissy, that's why.

She had been dating Dudley Dursley for almost six months when the topic of Cousin Harry came up the first time.

What if during the quest for the Horcruxes, the locket latches onto Hermione, instead of Ron - playing with her insecurities and weaknesses? What might have changed? What might have stayed the same?

When Ron left them Harry wondered why he hadn't seen it coming. After all, Ron always left when things got hard. He was sorted for bravery, not loyalty.

After the final battle, Harry has something happen. He can't figure out what the curse is that he was hit with since it didn't fully manifest until a while later...only is it a curse or something different? **don't own HP** QLFC S4 Practice Round

Christmas break in Grimmauld Place during 5th year takes a small turn as Harry tried desperately to get off to sleep. However it's all but impossible with his best friend snuggled up beside him. Rated M for slight sexual content but nothing explicit. Harry X Hermione. One-Shot.

Harry is still traumatized by everything that happened during the war and is having trouble letting go of the past. Fortunately, Hermione is there with him to give him the support and the space that he needs.

Ron never wanted to be a crime boss. Pity he was so good at it. Even if he did spend most of his time worrying about what would happen when his mother found out.

Just a little bit of silliness...

Harry, the unknown twin of Christopher Potter, and Hermione, the mudblood, are looked down and are shunned by everyone. They don't care and just want to be left alone. Just what would their fifth year experience be if everyone ignores them? wbwl thief!Harry mute!Hermione Grey Harry/Hermione.

Voldemort believes he has won and Harry is believed dead by many, including Hermione. Strong rebellions remain, however the Ministry, the school and most of Britain are now his. As Lord Voldemort sets out to correct a mistake before he attempts to conquer the world, he soon finds out that this mistake could either save or destroy him. AU - Book 7; Dark!Harry/Hermione

Harry Potter has been reincarnated more times than he can count, always to stop a mad man. Now, the world has been ravaged by nuclear war, and nothing will ever be as it once was.

It was only two days since their wedding and they had already had three major quarrels and many more minor ones. They still slept together. She wondered for how long. Harry-Hermione-Ron

Admiral Tian Jerjerrod tackles the impossible task of building the second Death Star.

AU. I started this story last year during panto season but didn't finish it. I've come back to it but abandoned the Cinderella theme. In this AU, Voldemort's soul became a disembodied spirit on Halloween 1981 but he had no Horcruxes, so when the spirit is disposed of he can't be resurrected. James & Lily are totally OTT in true panto-villain style. Snape wasn't a Death Eater.

Ronald has trouble with his sorting, and argues with the hat - it doesn't go at all well. Completed silly drabble. Gratuitous Ron-bashing.

Voldemort explains the source of magic to Harry. Crackfic. Rated for language.

ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..

All he wanted, all of his years, was for someone to love him. To see him. Not what he presented. Not what he had to be. Not what his past and made him. Someone to know who he was, what he had gone through. (Complete)

An eleven year old Harry Potter has recently discovered the challenge that is Valentine's Day. What could go wrong? Harmony, H/Hr, Harry/Hermione, Cedric/Cho

After Remus discovers something rather unnerving during class, he shares his observations with his colleague in the staff room. The answers he gets are not exactly what he expected.

The Endbringer's decide to take a Multiversal Vacation. What do.

Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.

AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.

Oneshot: Ron is cheating on Hermione, so she turns to her best friend—Harry. Explicit mature content.

It's bad enough to lose someone you loved, it becomes even worse when they take secrets with them. Can either Harry or Hermione carry on without the other? Will their secrets die with them?

Harry wants to transfer to a different school.

When a young green-eyed wizard and a minimally older brown-eyed witch, the best of friends for years, discover their mutual fondness for one particular armchair in front of one particular fireplace, it can inevitably mean one thing and one thing only: War. And then also – eventually, potentially – something else. Maybe. But first it's definitely war.

Auror Ron Weasley has uncovered new evidence about what happened to Harry and Hermione all those years ago. Now he wants to track them down. What is Arthur to do? A one shot short story.

Dinah has a full proof plan to be the cool kid at school.

Dudley gets sick and his parents take him to the best doctor they can pay.

Not long after Harry is revealed as a Parselmouth in 2nd year, a cynical girl drags the surprised boy into a closet. Hermione, fearing Harry has been cursed or poisoned, demands he tell her what happened. What she finds fundamentally changes their relationship. The people, scenes, and places are J.K. Rowling's, I own nothing. Non-consensual & consensual sex, not too graphic. H/Hr.

It is sometimes all too easy to overlook what you already have, as Hermione soon discovers when she see's someone else with what was once hers, Harry. Is it too late or will the brightest witch of the age wise up and ask for a second chance? (Beware: Wild Plot Bunny on the loose!)

Alec shows Taylor Sophia's diary. It answers somethings.

When Harry attempts to beat the goblins at financial arbitrage, it falls to Griphook to explain why the world isn't as simple as it might first seem. Based on situations from Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.

ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

There are times when our lives seem to be on pause and we're waiting for something, for anything, to get it moving once again. Some recognize this fact and grasp hold of the moment, making the change from waiting to doing while others let it slip away forever.

The boy from the train was right. In order to be Sorted, they really did have to fight a troll.

Being married to a bibliophile wasn't always easy, but Harry wouldn't have it any other way. Post-Hogwarts oneshot. Harmony.

Response to whitetigerwolf's Polyjuice Cat challenge. When Hermione is told her Polyjuice problem is permanent, Harry refuses to let his best friend go through this alone. He chooses to drink a similar potion, and the consequences of that choice are unpredictable and far-reaching. Rating for later themes.

'Those who do not learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them' - sometimes literally so. A Harry Potter 'Groundhog Day' story.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Hermione is very distracted during class. Is Harry somehow to blame?

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.

10 years after the fall of Voldemort and a worldwise Harry Potter once again takes up the mantle of 'Hero'. Under the guise of "The Wizard", a dark vigilante with strange and mysterious powers and with the aid of allies old & new he will take on foes with powers & abilities as strange and varied as his own. Can he succeed in a task that he failed nearly a decade ago?

One-shot. Voldemort catches Harry making a rookie mistake.

It all started with the Polyjuice Incident. Second-year Harry and Hermione star in a very surreal romantic comedy. Featuring Ron "Lovable Comic Relief" Weasley and Luna "Not Dating Ron in my Stories" Lovegood. Overhauled in 2014.

Harry killed them once. Now that he is eleven he'll kill them again. Hermione knows her wonderful best friend has a huge secret, but that just means he needs her more. A H/Hr time travel romance where they don't become a couple until Hermione is twenty one, and Harry kills death eaters without the help of children.

Harry and Hermione don't tell Ron about Grawp straight away, so he decides to find out what their new secret is by himself... Ron-bashing crack. Literally so.

Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann

Dr. Gregory House, Head of the St. Mungo's Department of Diagnostic Magic, was hired as a teacher for the Defense Against the Dark Arts class at Hogwarts: '92-'93 school year. After months of pain, terror, and attacks on students – and also Slytherin's monster – Dumbledore finally decides he needs to deal with the situation before Minnie finds that Castration Curse in the library.

A DH story, fairly true to the original plot line, written from Hermione's perspective, starting from the point where Ron left... A story of Hermione discovering, in the silences shared with her best friend, what love truly meant... what love had meant all along. (No Ron-bashing).

He had Tom Riddle's memories, and he vowed to undo the damage that creature had done and build a better world.

Voldemort persuades Harry to assist him in a war against unspeakable evil. Hermione gains a second father, and the Gryffindor boys discover that Animagus transformations are as hard as they sound. Meanwhile, the enigmatic, murderous Marionette Man unleashes destruction on the wizarding world. An AU fifth year.

After the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione disappears. Harry searches for her for years, but she is gone... until she finally comes back on her own terms. (Written to illustrate the flaw in this trope.)

COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.

Harry Potter hates overcooked eggs more than anything. Sure, assassins are inconvenient, but they're nowhere near as horrible as overcooked eggs. Psychopathic DarkHarry. Post war. Evil Ministry.

Through a series of snapshots from the eyes of Harry Potter, this is the story of his journey through life with the woman he loves. Harry is with Ginny, Ron with Hermione as the Wizarding Community expected. Still, Harry and Hermione have always shared a special bond. How far will this take them? H/Hr - Epilogue Compliant

We did it before, we can do it again. It'll be fun, just watch. Or help me, that'd be more fun. Or try to run away screaming, yeah, okay.

Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year

Hermione is pulled from the magical world after fourth year, but leaves Harry a box before she goes. Manipulative Dumbledore, OBHWF plotting, misguided Order, HHr.

The fifth year Gryffindor/Slytherin potions class is in for a rude awakening. One-shot crackfic. Rating to be safe.

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

One-shot. Harry suspects the Second Task will involve hostages, but he still can't find a way to breathe underwater. In his desperation, what other options might he devise?

Hermione's explanation of the inscriptions on the tombstones in Godric's Hollow leads Harry to want something similar for Dobby's tombstone. Which leads to a revelation that changes the course of the story.

"The thousand insults she had put upon me I bore as best I could, but when she turned to torture and injury, I swore revenge." A dark revenge fic.

A simple auror undercover mission, polyjuice, Draco Malfoy's hair, and the Half Blood Prince's potions text combine to find Harry in yet another hospital bed trying to explain a couple of things to Hermione. Rated T for mild cursing on someone's part Every time a Neo Death Eater cries, an auror gets his wings

Yep... I'm writing one of these... Trapped in that locker, Taylor Hebert triggers, and gets all the powers of the Queen of Blades. Too bad half the school sees it happen. So much for a secret identity. Disclaimer: This was a rush job. (Feel free to steal any of the ideas here-in.)

It always bugged me that Harry, as an abused kid, accepted the way Ron spoke of and to Hermione. What if Harry had stood up to Ron? How would the troll incident have gone? This is how it should probably have been written if JKR had not been so intent on the OBHWF trope. Enjoy! Warning for some strong language, hence the M rating, and for fairly heavy Ron bashing.

Neville gets a visit from an old housemate who is very distressed about something in the Daily Prophet. Unfortunately for Ginny, for once the Prophet has gotten it right. Inspired by, but not taken from, Seel'vor's classic 'Lily versus Ginny' story, this story references Harmony (HHr) though neither one appears in the story.

Our favorite witch, held captive, chained by fearsome manacles. A crazy captor. Harry nowhere to be seen. The traditional damsel cliché? Didn't he already do that? Maybe... Read on and maybe you'll be amused.

Recursive fanfic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkowsky. Fits in around chapter 94, and contains major spoilers. Harry Potter starts to come around to the idea that souls might exist.

Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.

What would have happened at the end of "Order of the Phoenix" if Lucius had used a better plan in the Department of Mysteries?

Harry is surprised by a late night visit by Hermione when he chooses to stay alone at Grimmauld Place. She quickly makes herself home as they chat over tea and Harry can't help notice how much their relationship has changed as Hermione gets really comfortable with him. And was she wearing a skirt or a pair of shorts underneath her top? She couldn't be wearing only her underwear...

Kyle Reese has traveled backwards in time, not to save Sarah Connor, but to help her rewrite the faulty utility function of Skynet. Together, it's possible that they might avert Judgment Day and save the world from nuclear Armageddon - and hopefully create a utopia ruled over by an AI god in the process. Fully completed. Diverges wildly from canon.

I believe Ron is fairly dense. How dense, you may ask? Well, let's explore that. Also, Hermione is well know for her hugs. What if she was as enthusiastic with kisses? Let's explore that. Actually, let's explore both those topics at the same time. H/Hr

In the summer after Sixth Year Emma Granger, sneaky manipulator and dentist, finds her daughter in a compromising position. She then tricks her into making the right choice in boys... if the boy in question wants to, or not.

Harry Potter just wanted to be left alone. What happens when his magic grants him his wish and what happens when he arrives at Hogwarts. Covers primary school and his first Year at Hogwarts. Other years to follow sometime. H/Hr.

After witnessing Snape's memories, Harry gets angry and that leads to a very shocking conversation. One-shot

All Crookshanks wants is for his mistress Hermione Granger to be happy. But he knows she won't find the happiness she needs with the readheaded male. So, one evening, he chooses to take matters into his own hands. Or paws. H/Hr.

One shot: McGonagall asks the sorting hat it's regrets after the war, and it admits it regrets one surprising choice between Slytherin and Gryffindor. JKR owns all the world in which I play.

It's Valentine's Day at Hogwarts. Head Girl Granger and Head Boy Potter are finding their schedules are impossibly full. Good thing Hermione convinced the Headmistress that the one thing Muggle Studies needs is an intern program, so she can get a Personal Assistant of her own to run interference in case there's a case of Red Tide. Rated T for inuendo

"Them, it's happening again Hermione, we've got to get out of here! We've got to go somewhere, anywhere, got to get away." A Valentine's Story

A dinner out with Harry, his girlfriend, and his two best friends, soon turns into something none of them expected when a song from the past reminds Harry of just how much he hasn't moved on. H/Hr

In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.

You can only deny the chemistry for so long. The catalyst is inevitable; they are undeniable. A Harmony-focused story of what happens after in five-parts.

Harry and Hermione decide to make a soul bond, despite not really knowing what they are doing. Horlarity ensues (portmanteau of "Horror" and "Hilarity"). This short story is not to be taken seriously.

Harry and Hermione are both lonely children. They meet at Hogwarts and form a strong bond of friendship, with undercurrents of love.

Response to a whitetigerwolf challenge. After a disaster at the DoM, Harry & Hermione are sent through the Veil by Umbridge. On the other side, they find not mere death, but Judgement. Sent back to the Wild West, they have to get home the hard way. Their troubles have only begun... H/Hr.

How well do we really know our parents? How many children have ever wondered whether their mother is actually their mother? What if one had a reason to ask and decided to do so? What if he was Harry Potter's son?

Post DH, no epilogue, Harry writes to Hermione.

One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!

For Harry Potter life was never really an option. Marked by a cruel fate with one single purpose, he now steps forth to fulfill that very purpose with one final sacrifice. For Hermione Granger there is only one place to be, one person to stand by, one purpose to follow. And follow she will, to whatever end.

The seventh year boys at Hogwarts take a poll to determine who the most attractive girl in their year is. Hermione's a little bummed at where she finishes, but Harry, ever the hero, comes to her aid when he sees her distressed. One-Shot. Pure H/Hr Fluffiness.

When an unmarried Lily Evans joins the Order of the Phoenix, Dumbledore gives her a simple mission: meet with the Death Eater Severus Snape and tell him what she's done. AU.

It was never even a choice to begin with.

It had all started with a kiss. Not just any kiss, mind, but a kiss he never expected. If that sounds like a cliché, that's because it is...and it's far from the only one. Oneshot, Harry/Multi.

A witch's 17th birthday is a day of some importance. A milestone. And Hedwig has decided that Hermione Jane Granger needs a slight push in the right direction to get her off the path she's taking. And if there's one thing a flying predator knows, it's shock and awe. Rated T for language.

Harry strikes back after receiving a poorly written threat from good old Voldy. Chaos ensues!

Set in 6th year. After confiding in her about something Harry tries to get Hermione to tell him what's been bothering her all term. She makes a few realizations, some more important than others.

He wasn't willing to settle, neither was she. Harry/Hermione oneshot, takes place the day after the battle of hogwarts.

Harry and Hermione passes notes in the middle of History of Magic. One thing leads to another and...

Can the TriWizard Tournament be completed with just one spell? OneShot.

Sybill Trelawney needed this job. After all, sherry doesn't pay for itself. Fortunately, she knows how to give them what they want.

Почему в каноне Геральт любит Йенифер? А не свое предназначение – Цириллу? Предназначение – оно и есть предназначение, как ни крути. Значит, быть им вместе. Ведьмак умирает проткнутый вилами? В присутствии Цири? Это, Сапковский пошутил, наверное…: Цири отказалась от магии спасая Единорога? Это она так думает. А некто, по фамилии Снейп, на этот счет имеет другое мнение.

Harry and Hermione are seen as the most boring couple among their peers, and Hermione is determined to prove them wrong. AU. HarryHermione.

Blood. There was so much blood. Why was there so much blood? Canon. Short story.

It's always easy to look and much harder to see. Sometimes, it may even take a third pair of eyes to open your own. And sometimes, you might nearly run that third pair of eyes over in the middle of the hallway...

For all of her faults and strengths, Hermione was the only person he could ever unconditionally trust. It had taken all of four words for him to realize that nothing could ever be the same again between them.

British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?

When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.

Hermione just wants to know the reasons why. She may not get the answers she wants, but in the end, it doesn't matter because she has what she needs. Posted on Portkey in 2005 after the 6th book came out. Harry/Hermione

Harry proves to Ron that asking a girl out is easier than he thinks it is.

Severus wakes up in the afterlife expecting something rather different than being almost-seventeen again. Seriously, what kind of game is this? But wait - Lily's come back, too - from 1981? Perhaps it's a second chance... but to do what? SS/LE

As Harry pondered about what to do next, he realizes that when the pieces of his life fall into place, it was just not right without Hermione. H/Hr

A late holiday story for 2011. A story of great heroism, chivalry and true love... well, it aspires to be. More of a comedic farce, really. H/Hr. I am not particularly kind to Ginny, but I try to be gentle. Ron is there but no speaking parts.

A short look at how a pre-Hogwarts Hermione spends her Christmas Eve night.

Hermione's in pain. Harry wants to know why. And no matter how angry she gets with him, he'll never be deterred. One-Shot.

As Harry contemplates his behavior with Hermione over the Firebolt issue, he finds her asleep in the common room. He realizes then how much he misses her.

It is absolutely astonishing the number of coincidences, lucky breaks and odd occurrences that occurred around Harry Potter. But what if it wasn't for Harry's benefit that all these incredible events occurred? Find out who really benefited and why.

You would think outsmarting a Troll wouldn't be all that impressive...

In which Hermione sleeps on the table, Patronuses can carry letters, and Harry does not cook lobsters in the shower. Confused? Read it, and it will make sense!

In 1998, Severus Snape was given a second chance. In 1976, he has to figure out how to take it.

Everything's going to change now, isn't it? But maybe not everything has to. After a harrowing fourth year at Hogwarts, Harry realizes that, sometimes, you just have to work up the guts to ask the really difficult questions.

When something terrible happens to Harry, Hermione is left with a strange feeling... or lack thereof. Watch as she consults an old friend and tries to understand why everything just seems so... well...

Sometimes a witch has to go out to find the perfect present for herself. And sometimes, the most unlikely of persons just show up and have the best present in their grubby little hands. H/Hr

Harry and Hermione are together, their foes are defeated and everything is simply brilliant. Then why does it all seem so very odd? Read to find out. H/Hr.

19 years after Hogwarts, the world is perfect. The only selfish, power-crazed person that ever existed was defeated, all the deaths the whole affair brought about quickly forgotten and the happy, naturally developed couples were eager to get started on making babies and giving them awful names. And of course it all worked out exactly like that, duh! What an epilogue!

I've planned my marriage with Harry since I was eight. We're meant to be. We're sooo in love. So Hermione should keep her hands of my soon-to-be-husband. Can't she see he doesn't like her!

As Snape lays dying in the Shrieking Shack, he parts one final words of wisdom to the Boy Who Lived.

A speech I think would have been made at Hermione's wedding to Ron. H/Hr ending. Ron and general Weasley bashing. Based on Rowan Atkinson's one-man show sketch. Oneshot. AU

A/U. Ron has been traveling trying to find himself for over a year. Now he has some good news that he's sure Hermione will want to hear. If he can find her, that is. Mild to Moderate Ron bashing ahead. H/Hr. NOT an Affair Fic.

Just a short bit about why Snape is the way he is. No ships or slash.

In which Hermione has designs to take over the wizarding world, Harry is having an identity crisis, Draco has daddy issues and Ron doesn't fit anywhere. An AU sorting of the Golden Trio and a few other members of their year.

Every month they met, and it was normal. This time, it felt different - Harry/Hermione Canon Compliant fic.

Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED

Three investigators. Two suspects. One murder. Nothing that special... or at least that's what they thought. Winner of the DLP February Dark Arts competition.

When crime threatens Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy, one figure cloaked in darkness appears to save the day. Owl Man meets his most intriguing adversary yet - Kneazle Woman. Harmony and less direct Weasley bashing. More Rogues to come.

On the first day of the term, someone pranks the school by locking all of the classroom doors shut for the day, thus cancelling all lessons. Hermione Granger is not amused

Harry and Hermione are the closest of friends, far too close to suit Ginny Weasley. While they may be just friends now, Ginny doesn't want them becoming more that friend later. So she's devised a plan to make sure that they will never want to.

Trelawney never made the prophecy, Voldemort was never defeated on Halloween of 1981, Britain has fallen into darkness, and Harry Potter is just another no-name soldier trying to smuggle a certain Muggleborn witch out of Death Eater territory

After Harry nicks a Time-Turner in order to save Sirius, reality starts shifting around him. One day, he's not the Boy Who Lived, and the next, magic doesn't even exist. So Harry, being the only one aware of it, sets out to find out what went wrong

Hermione is sad that her parents can't relate to her magical life, so Harry learns how to use a muggle camera to take photos that she can mail to them with her letters. Using her as a model, however, makes him realize how beautiful she really is.

All books compliant, except epilogue. AU with regards that I took a few liberties here and there. Harry was bitten by Greyback just after he killed Voldemort. Harmony Parring. Takes a bit past the end of book 7. A different ending to a great story.

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

One-shot. No DH. Small little drabble I wrote. In every good romance story, there's always three people. This is the story of the third person.

I had a little plot bunny about what would happen if Hermiones' obsession with the half blood prince book was due to her burrying her romantic feelings for Harry and she couldn't take anymore. Oneshot. H/Hr.

"Every man wants a half-Swedish, half-Japanese, permanently 25-year-old, 5ft 8in bisexual gymnast with a medium cup, a penchant for tastefully slutty cocktail dresses and an erotically feisty side" H/HR. COMPLETE. Yeah baby.

After the Second Task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry wonders if Ron is truly the thing he'd miss most, and tries to sort out his feelings for a certain bushy-haired bookworm.

After the first annoying article in the Daily Prophet, Ginny thinks up a plan to get Harry better press. Only her idea involves Harry and Hermione pretending to be a couple. Can they pull off the act-and can it become something more? HHr, 4th year AU.

Dumbledore wanted a saviour for the wizarding world. Someone who would step up and save the wizarding world from prejudice. Well, you know what they say, Be Careful What You Wish For... preface of 'Rise of the Wizards'. Darkish and manipulative Harry,

The friend you've had the longest isn't always the friend that loves you best.

Hermione is in her first Muggle therapy session after her divorce from Ron and is realizing that she has feelings for Harry. One-shot, Completed. H/Hr

Hermione didn't know when she started thinking about a certain someone more often than she thought about schoolwork. But it was a problem, and it wasn't going to go away on its own. Romance fic.

Ron Weasley? What had Hermione been thinking?

Ron Weasley hates folk tales. At least, he hates the one he seems to be in.

Albus has always meddled in things that were none of his business, but now he finds himself in over his head in the face of Fate and Hermione Granger. Meddle not in the affairs of Hermione Granger, for you are old and have a heart condition. H/Hr.

Hermione/Harry. "I wouldn't want to be with anyone else at the end... I just wish I'd had more time with you, to show you just what you mean to me." Admissions of love when near death... Or so it appears to them. Oneshot.

My contribution to the "Rampant Plot Bunny" files... H/Hr, rating for language

*Complete* Wherein Harry asks the eternal question that has stymied males for centuries. “Hermione... How do you go about asking a girl on a date?” A 2000 word short-story.

Book 1. Follow Harry and Dumbledore as they descend into the depths of Old Magic seeking power and redemption in equal measure. En route they encounter ancient enchantments, a heliopath and an evil that could burn the world.

Auror Granger's first solo mission takes a bad turn. Afterwards, all she wants is food, a shower, and sleep, but she can't seem to get any of those things. Maybe there's something even better that can distract her from her troubles? Harry/Hermione.

Hermione joins Harry and Viktor by the forest, right before they run into a deranged Mr. Crouch. Now Hermione has to solve a puzzle, save a madman, and duel an invisible Death Eater - and somehow stay alive. Oneshot, set in GoF, Hermione-centric, HHr.

A Transfiguration essay is a strange place for a revelation but then Harry's never been particularly normal. HPHG. Oneshot.

Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.

Hermione picks the absolute worst time to tell Harry how she feels about him. Naturally, chaos ensues.

Harry and Hermione are fighting for their lives, and Harry takes a hit for Hermione. Harry is dead - or is he? Hermione is having some strange dreams that may lead her to an incredible conclusion... Harry/Hermione, AU.

What could have happened if Harry ate Romilda's chocolate cauldrons that night? And what will Hermione and Luna do to change history? Rated M to be safe, but should be fine for 13

Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.

Hermione wants a boyfriend but not just any boyfriend. She's in love with her best friend but he doesn't seem to notice her. Afraid that she's not pretty enough to get any boy to love her, she hatches a crazy scheme to get his attention. One Shot

AU! When Harry has a dream about Hermione, he's eager to get rid of it. Using Hermione's Head Girl status and the Pensieve, he manages to get rid of it, only to have Hermione's Time-Turner slip into the Pensieve, sending both of them into Harry's dream.

Yeah. That was it. Love? Pft. You must be delusional. Please read and review?

After Harry is poisoned by Ginny in a failed bid to garner his affections via a love potion Hermione seeks to redress her the wrongs done them in the only avenue available.

She has everything I ever wanted, everything I ever dreamed of. People see her, admire her, fawn over her, wait on her and love her. The thing I hate the most is that she behaves as if everything was meant to be like this ; as if she was born to live like

Hermione has a dream that changes her perspective on many things. Set during DH. Cannon events.

AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.

The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.

A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr

Her usual reward was a teddy bear. As she's growing up, she starts to want something else. Hillshire x Triela

Hermione and Ginny are at eachothers throats and Harry is in the middle.

During Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts Dumbledore asks Snape if Harry will be happy after Voldemort is dead. He doesn't like the answer. Snape decides to clean up the mess. DH except Epi.

Severus Snape is given everything he ever wanted. Still, what kind of family produces a child like Petunia? Had Lily survived, who would she have turned out to be? Dark, not my usual story.

ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.

Parody of all the Harry/Hermione romantic fics, you know the ones I’m talking about. No Bashing.

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

After losing Hermione, Harry finds a way to return to the past. Problem is, he's twenty-five, she's sixteen, and so is Harry. HHrH Challenge-fic.

A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.

So... Harry's gay. In a bar. With Draco. Almost your standard gay!Potter fic except for one thing... pie. Probably not M but it's safer that way.

Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.

Oneshot. Ginny's annoyed at Harry's relationship with Hermione. Confrontations commence. Totally Harmonian as it should be! H/Hr Rating for langauge Touch of Ginny-bashing

How do wizards travel? Or sleep when away from home? Harry decides to 'think outside the box'. HHr, Traces of Dr. Who

Smarter Voldemort launches his conquest of Britain immediately after his resurrection. Smarter Harry, Sirius, and co. are the only ones who can stop him. Unconventional tactics. Begins after Harry’s 4th year at Hogwarts.

Hermione and Harry spend a lazy day on a small hill. DARK SUBJECT MATTER! Revised 8/13/2014

One Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.

Voldemort, longing for vengeance against Harry and Hermione, is resurrected for the second time. Evil Dark H-Hr Revised 8/13/2014

A reflection, of sorts, on often elusive Happily Ever Afters. [HHr from Ginny's POV. And by HHr? Pretty sure I mean HARRYHERMIONE, not HarryGinny, thanks. If that's not your thing? Sick, don't click.]

What happened to Hermione while Harry was unconscious in the story "Reunion"? Revised 8/13/2014

Harry Potter becomes a vampire. Which struggle will be the most difficult? The war with Voldemort, or the struggle to hold onto his own failing humanity? Takes place right after HBP and makes an immediate detour into the Twilight Zone. Beware a HHr story.

Ginny and Ron end up traumatized when they eavesdrop on Harry and Hermione.

AU New summary! The secrets of Hogwarts! Humor! Founders as friends! Salazar is not evil! Trust me! Group of Founder Era Oneshots. Not in any particular order.

Harry is separated from Hermione. SociopathHarry! Violence and Gore. Revised 8/13/2014

A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord

Post HBP. While researching for methods to destroy Horcruxes, Hermione finds a ritual that may also help her with her personal life. The result is eyeopening for more than one member of the trio. HHr

Sometime during our first year at Hogwarts, I had subconsciously started associating Harry with the color green. It wasn't entirely logical, I knew. But when it comes to Harry, I've never been completely logical... HarryHermione.

Fugitives Draco and Ginny try to find a place to hide from their pursuers. Post HBP DARK HORROR FIC Features Dark!Harry and Insane!Hermione. Revised 8/13/2014

Two days before Bill and Fleur’s wedding, a truth comes to light that undermines all Harry has ever sought and thought he finally found. And just because I can, I’ve baked enough pumpkin pie to share with everyone. Enjoy! Longish oneshot

With Hermione and Harry dating, Ron feels a bit left out and wants to spend more time with his best friends, but ends up being weirded out. Rating for language, just to be safe. Warning: contains silliness.

After the war ends, Neville is visited by a friend he thought dead. An experiment in a darker style of writing by the author. Feedback appreciated. One shot. DARK FIC! DARK EVIL HERMIONE! MAJOR CHARACTER DEATHS! Revised 8/13/2014

Hermione is willing to do anything to get Harry back from Voldemort. Dark!Hermione

A story about Harry growing up and killing things.

What if Hermione interrupts the kiss between Harry and Cho in the Room of Requirement? HHr. Oneshot.

Hermione visits Harry to tell him of the discovery she made... twenty years too late. Gloomy OneShot, please R&R

ONESHOT, PostOotP. Parody on Severitus and Independent!Harry stories. VERY short, practically joke format.

Why Denial is a Good Thing. Extremely silly. Fanfiction authors abduct their favorite characters. COMPLETE

Someone wants Harry Potter dead. Film crossover, very AU from the start of the first book. Warning, multiple character deaths.

I just hacked Scholastic's servers and downloaded parts of book 7 that she has completed. This is a cut and paste of the final battle. Don't blame me for the results.

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.

Love potion can improve your social life and seriously damage your health! This is a story about the boys in Hermione's life, and how one boy in particular...

COMPLETE: After finding himself pursued by every eligible witch on the planet, The Boy Who Won decides to marry for peace of mind. So he turns to Hermione for help pursuing...Minerva McGonagall? Comedy, I swear. HP&HG.

A chance meeting in London in the summer before sixth year between Harry and Hermione leads to sparks flying... or at least Hermione wishes it did. Can any boy really be THAT oblivious? Contains OoP spoilers. Already reviewed as excellent.