ya this is my super sweet space~~so welcom 2 mi world...

The name's Ee.

guess what?? i am NOT going 2 tell u my location...

and i am not going to tell you my age...

so get over it or BUTT OUT.

yes, i may come off as a bit rude, but isn't it MORE RUDE to ask someone these private questions??

so if u got a problem, DEAL WITH IT...please.

~Die Hard Soi Fong FAN!!~

Bookz r my Buddies...they both start with 'B'...get it..?haha...i made a pun...X3

"Humor life. if you dont, you will get as stuck as a soggy SMS french fry going through chunky SMS peanut butter." - me, on my journal, Writings of a Madwoman

"my name is panda po...i say hello...and, like santa claws i say ho ho ho!!"-...Em, being a tard.

"i love boooks...i do ...i do..." -me...haha

"i dont do well with advice...can i intrest you in a sarcastic comment instead?" -Italiangurlinamessedupworld

"my friend's lives are a regular soap opera-you have every single concept of life exept reality." -me, on my jornal, Writings of a Mad Woman

"i dont suffer from insanity...i enjoy every minute of it!" -Moni - lol

"right now, i am the observer... thats all. i cant become more, because becoming more would mean exposure; and keeping invisible is my life." me, on my journal, Writings of a Mad Woman

"...and grant me my freedom? not bloodly likely." -James Sterling, To Catch a Pirate

"...our lives are relgular soap operas. no wait- YOU guys' three lives are regular soaps. its like an evil friendship triangle of DOOM!" -Em

"you make mistakes. everybody does. no biggie. it doesn't make you a 'screw-up' or a 'loser'. it just means you're human." -me, on my journal, Writings of a Madwoman

"be full of loving love!!" -Moni.

"If it didn't matter to you, you wouldn't be talking about it." -Me, on my Journal, Writings of a Madwoman

"saying that you are 'a little dramatic' is like saying brittney spears is 'a little crazy!"- Me

"choose if you are a tigger or an eeyore."- the last lecture

"...what are they taking about? SHE'S the one standing in the background asking Natalie 'howz the weather?'" -Moni

"you chewed up my mom's roasery book? UNHOLY BEAST!!" -Natie...

"We shed! We're like cats!" -Laurel

"...sometimes, all i can do when you fall is give you the strength to get yourself off the ground." me, on my jorrmal, Writings of a Madwoman

"IMPURE!!" -Natie.

"lets see...i have a random object in my hand...what to do, what to do...ok, i'll eat it..." -Me

"i miss you...you have no idea how much i miss you..." -Moni, reading poem

"dont worry...it's in the past..." -well, paige and emily:)

"Don't be a moron, moron. she's just a moron afterall." -Natie

"i will hit you with a stick."- Mary

"i wanna kill you, but i don't wanna kill you...i have spiky hair and it's NATURAL." - Paige, being Axel from Final Fantesy

"you will wake up with a breathing tube." -...Mary..

"if i'm pissed, i'll tell you i'm pissed. because just being pissed and not talking wont do anything." -Me, on my jornal, Writings of a Madwoman

"well, as everyone thinks i'm a mad mass murderer and the Ministry's put a ten-thousend-Galleon price on my head, i can hardly stroll up the street handing out leaflets, can I?" -Sirius "Padfoot" Black, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

"...it's an occupational hazzard of being a werewolf." - Remus "moony" Lupin, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

"Kreature lives to serve the noble house of Black..." "and it's getting blacker every day! it's filthy!"-Kreature and Sirius, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

"Harry, i have gone temperarily deaf and havent the lightest idea what you just said." -Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

"Dumbledore say he doesn't care what they do, as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards." -Bill Weasley, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix (you guys can tell what i've been reading lately...)

"40 of the world is white, and 40 of the world is black. the last 20 is grey. it is up to you to decide if you are going to view that last 20 of the world as a white or black part."-the last lecture

"Say what you want, but i still think that Dracula one and Dracula two are creep-tastic."-Jacob, Breaking Dawn

"'mom dropped him a lot when he was a baby.'

'on his head apparently.'

'he used to knaw on his crib bars, too.'

'lead paint?'

'obviously.'" -leah and jacob, breaking dawn

"you named my daughter after the loch ness monster?!"- Bella, Breaking dawn

"'no one is stairing at you...no one is stairing at you...' but, because i couldn't lie convinsingly to myself, i had to check." -bella, breaking dawn

"IRONY!!" "Paige, that is NOT IRONY!! GOSH!"- Emily and Paige

"freshman...freshmeat...that, my dear, is for a reason."- Natie

"I am so stinking fabulous, i pee glitter."

"Hug a tree. the are less problematic than people."

reading avitar "'i cry in the rain so no one can see my tears'..oh my gawd, that is so FUNNY! good lord...i mean, who the heck walks outside when it's raining, and CRYS?! i mean, it's like, 'OH MY GOSH, IM CRYING IN THE RAIN AND YOU CANT TELL CUZ MY EYES ARE STILL RED AND IM STANDING IN THE COLD, RAINING RAIN, JUST SO YOU HAVE NO IDEA THAT I AM CRYING. IN THE RAIN.'...gimme a break." -Hailee..haha

"wad'ya mean McDonald's doesn't serve hambugers in the morning?!" Em, in a state of real panic.

"I'm never satisfied... it's a curse..." Chad Michal Michals, Blades of Glory

"Alright, assume the positions...ready...set...go." -Em, mg, this was hilarious...but you probably wont get it...XD

"..what's an apple made out of..?" - me, at lunch time.

"Romeo was gay. i know it." -Laurel

"i es mi eskimo." -Shelby

"i have a six-pack...its just still in my cooler right now.."- Kyle, haha

"ugh, you people are all clapping like lutherans." -Mr. Harris.

"when i was little, i used to suck my big toe."

"...that explains a lot." -Natie and I

"EMMA!!" "JESSE!!" crap, nosebleed!! NOT AGAIN! -me and jesse

-holds up fingernails- "this represents my dark soul and this one represents my light soul!" -Natie, being who she is. T.T

"...Mary, do I look like a princess..?" -Liv

"hey emma, hey emma, hey emma, hey emma...I'm mute." -paige

"Osh Cosh Big'osh. That's a stupid name for a store." -Dad

"Dress Barn. You can tell a man named that one." -Mom

"To expect big things from small people is a wasted effort." -Me, Writings of a Madwoman

"Apathy: the true opinion of a man." -Sami, when she asks my brother about how her purse looks.

"I love deadlines. I really love the "Woo-shing" sound they make as they fly by." -Ramdon quotes never used on Bleach, xX Charlie Purple Xx

'"You know what?" Ron suggested ernestly, "We could order anything we like here, I bet that bloke would sell us anything, he wouldn't care. I've always wanted to try firewhisky-"

"You-are-a-prefect!" Hermione hissed. ' -Ron Weasly and Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

"that's a hose...and that's a ball..." -Paige

"I burnt myself today." "how?" "Well, I flew up to the sky and tried to grab the sun...actually, I just lied, if you didnt notice...I burnt myself on a toaster." -Paige

~my favorite books/anime/manga ((oh so currently))~AN: go to bottom of page to see my small list of favorite novels@!

~ Inuyasha

~Just Listen

~Hana Kimi (For You in Full Blossom)

~Fruits Basket

~Aishiteruze Baby

~Bleach

~The Gentleman's Alliance Cross

~Imadoki

~Oruan Host Club

~Harry Potter

~the Riddles of Epsilon

~Twilight

~New Moon

~Eclipse

~Breaking Dawn

~The Host

~Now You See Her

~Almost Home

~Memoirs of a Geisha

~Black Cat

~Dramacon

:favorite Bleach charecters:

Soi Fong- I am a die-hard soi fong fan. she the best in any anime or manga ever. period. (but her vice is a lazy idiot.)

Masimoto- She is amazing! she knows how to get what she wants and is loyal. plus, shes just cool.

Byakuya- this guys screams 'cool'. (and at the same time, we all wish he would hug a teddy or to some charity work...)

Ichimaru- alright, i love this guy yet want him to DIE. i call it a 'messed-up relationship.' hes a lieing basterd, yet he's good at it, and makes the work look sexy.

Yoruichi- she. kicks. tushie.

Zaraki Kenpachi- he's just awome. no particular reson.

Ikakku Madrame- he's hawt, and his banki is AWSOME!!

Grimmjaw- this arrancar rox really hard. he powns all, plus Mr. Grimmjaw really is the best out of all of Aizen's Minions. but i hate Aien, who should burn in Hell.

:favorite Fruits Basket charecters:

Isuzu Sohma- she is defanatly one of my top...too bad shes not in the anime, however.

Kyo Sohma- who doesnt love this fuzzy little kitty cat??

Tohru Honda- she is funny to watch, and shes making a good effort with new people...but i will admit that nonody should be that COOl with living among or knowing people that change into animals. its not normal.

Kakeru Minambe- if i was a fruba person, i would want to be him! hes crazy awsome!!

Kimi- she powns all the girls, and she's an open, 'i-have-no-shame' FLIRT.

:Favorite Host Club charecters:

Tamaki- he's so wonderful! and he's overly dramatic...X3

the Twins- they rock, your stinkin gym socks. too bad i dont remember their names...

Mori- i dont really know why i love him so. but doesnt he just amaze you??

:Favorite Inu Yasha charecters:

Kanna- alrightie, if she wasnt under complete will and control of Naraku, she would easily be one of the stongest demons out there. did u see how she powned Inu Yasha in movie 2?? I THINK NOT!

Kikyo- she dies, she lives. she dies, she lives. and on top of all that, she openly mocks naraku and gets away with it!!

Kagura- i usually dont like her at all, but recently i have been very intersted in her...she is super out there, and doesnt let that fact that the 'creator controls my heart...litteraly' fact get her down!!

Sango- reliable. smart. powns miroku. whats not to love?

Sesshomaru- hes sexy. she sexy and strong. hes sexy and stong and sexy. have i said enough?

:Favorite Harry Potter Charecters:

Harry Potter- lol, he has anger problems! its funni to watch!!XDXDXDXDXD

Sirius "Padfoot" Black- he's really sweet kind of...to the girls, at least..., and he makes fun of snape because he's BORED!! that, my friends, is a reson to like him in and of itself. Really, behind Soi Fong, this guy is my favorite charecter of all time. (and james...duh)

James "Stag" Potter- read above.

Remus "Moony" Lupin- he keeps his sanity above his friends!! plus, he loves chocolate. he is a werewolf. i love werewolves.X3

Fred and George Weasly- they pOwN the evil pink kitty woman (umbrage) in book 5. that is why i love them.

Hermione Granger- she is the good sense that we all need. even if she needs to chill about stupid house elves. nobody likes them. (remember Kreature people? i decided to hate house elves after that stupid chapter.)

:Favorite Twilight Charecters:

Edward Cullen- he is super sexy, and really nice. and...he growls!! GROWLS!! thats awsome!!

Emmett- he can beat up anyone, and also super sexy. hehe, plus he growls too. hes one big teddy bear...XD

Alice Cullen- she is tiny, but has an evil shopping obsession...its awsome. (i.e., Eclise- "bella, please bella...if you love me...you will let me do your wedding...) also growls, and puts annoying to an art form.

Jacob Black- he is a sexy werewolf, and he is about 108 degerees on a normal basis. and he growls. (i am obsessed with the sexy growling, people.)

Bella Swan Cullen- i have found a sincere liking for her, and it seems to grow stonger every single day...perhaps its becasue she became a beloved vampire...so she can growl now.

the Romanian Coven- haha, these guys are stinkin insane, and they are still so, so sane...and they growl.

The Irish Coven- i esecially like the leader of this coven, whose large and very-difficult-to-remember-name often escapes me. haha, they belive edward and bella about Nessie the second they speak to edward. THAT is trust, peeps. XD

The Rest of the Cast- i am really obsessed with this series, so im not good at picking out favorites. sorry. BTW, if they can growl, they are probably at the top of my list. so...pretty much all vamps and wolves, except Rose.

:Favorite The Host Characters:

Melanie Stryder- she refuses to fade away. she also punches Jared twice, of which i am grateful. i reeeeally dont like jared, much.

Doc- outward apperance of being completely insane. inward, he is really compassionate AND insane. wonderful.

Jamie- he belives poor Wanda from the beginning. i always see this kid as being, like, 8 or something, not the actual 14 he is, though.

Ian- awwwwwwwww!

~charecters i absolutly LOVE TO HATE so much, i need anti-depressants when i read about them.

Naraku (inuyasha) ((DISCLAIMER-- this man is also one of my love/hate relationships. i mean, how cool is a villian you cant kill off for more than 200 chapters or an entire anime series?!))

Tosen (bleach)

Akito Sohma (fruits basket)

Hinamori Momo(bleach)

Ren Sohma(fruits basket)

Orihime (bleach)

Chad (bleach)

Severus Snape, the greasy git (harry potter)

Percy Wesley, the foul git (harry potter)

Aizen Souske (bleach)-- i hate this guy 10x's more than ALL OF WHO I HATE IN THIS WORLD, FICTIONAL AND NON-FICTIONAL, SO MUCH, IT CAN NOT BE CONPRESSED INTO WORDS AND SEEN AS HEALTHY...Ugh, he makes me crazy.

i love reading!! books are my favorite thing in the world!!

right now, i reallly reeeeeeeeeeeeeally like these books:

AN: you know what?? i am gonna post my ENTIRE LIST of books that i love a ton and i think you should all read...RIGHT HERE!! on my PAGE!! Check it OUT!!below

i am so obsessed w/ this website, and i'd like the world 2 know that...

Kudos to Kagura910 for helping me figure this whole thing out...

((I am so not a computer genious...deep sigh))

Kudos to DeadChick57 for love and...support??

((lol i wuv ya:)...))

:)thank you SO MUCH to Yideungbyung Kim for helping in a hard spot:)

:FAVORITE PAIRINGS:

i really dont have too many unique favorite pairings. I usually just like the ones that the authors put ou the best. but here's some:

Edward/Bella-true love, people. absolutly wonderful. i wanna cry when i think i cant have Edward, though. im brunette!!

Kyo/ Tohru- CUTE! oh so cute!

Akito/Shigure- its fun to watch the relationship squirm...i am so sick. X3

:LEAST FAVORITE PAIRINGS: (and why...) NOTE: just because I don't like these pairings, doesn't mean I bash authors or stories via reviews, or PMs, or anything else because of it. That is called being a jerk, kiddies. If you don't like it, take the high road and just DON'T READ. Gee Wiz.

kikyo/inuyasha --kikyo is WAY too good for ANYONE...anyone.

kyo/yuki-- TOTAL OPPOSITE. ...and Kyo belongs with Tohru!! fangirlish squeel, just read volume 21

akito/tohru--even if they say akito is a boy, i really am not fond of this pairing; they dont match.

naraku/ANYONE--naraku=stupid idiot

sesshomaru/rin--he's like her father, people.

sesshomaru/kagome--i dont think...i mean, since when has kagome forgotten about inuyasha and gone for his arrogant, awesome brother? i probably would, but thats not the point...

yourichi/soifon-- they are a sisterly or friendly relationship. plus, after what yourichi did to soifon, i dont think they could ever be. Soifon may have a SERIOUS OBSESSION, but i still dont think so...

jacob/bella --he has a serious anger issue as it seems, and bella and edward are just cute together...X3

Aizen and ANYONE!! --especially not Ichigo, authors pair Ichigo and Aizen a bunch. (i wonder why this is) and i dont care what you say, Hichogo and Ichigo are the same..

Orihime/Ichigo--not too fond of Orihime. at all. it seems almost like an insult to Ichigo's personality to place him with Orihime.

Lilly/Snape--he is greasy.

Snape/ANYONE!!--he really is just greasy. and mean. and foul. and a git. i dont care that he 'was in it for the best'. i learned that in book 7, after i had long decided to loathe him. ald habits die hard, i say.

Harry/Ginny--what a stupid crack pairing.

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

26 Things That A

PerfectGuy Would Do

1... Know how to make you smile when you are down

2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but you always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence

4. Give you the remote control during the game

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you

6. Play with your hair

7. His hands always find yours

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer you plenty of massages

10. Dancewith you, even if he feels like a dork

11. Never run out of love

12. Be funny , but know how to be serious

13. Realize he's being funny when he needsto be serious

14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.

15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts

16. Smile a lot

17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.

18. Appreciate you.

19. Help others out.

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1

21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.

22. Sing , even if he can't.

23. Have a creative sense of humor

24. Stare at you.

25. Call for no reason

26.. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.

To Every Girl:

To every girl that is SCARED to
put her heart out there again,
because she has been HURT
too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been
cheated on,
because she's not a slut
who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that
dresses cute,
not skanky.

To every girl who
wants to be called
beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her
whole day looking
for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart
broken, because he
chose that bitch instead.

To every girl that would die
to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once
like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night
because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't get
down on her knees open
her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that
just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that
kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who
just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just
once want a guy to give their
jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who
just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies
awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that
just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that
just wants to sleep with
him without having sex.

To every girl who shows how much
she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought
"maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff
when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just
looking for that one and
only. and is having a rough
time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want
a guy who just plays with her
emotions but actually cares about
how she feels.

To every girl who wants
words backed up with actions

To every girl that fell for all the lies
only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away
to have it shoved back in her face.
never again

To every girl that has faith that
"tomorrow will be a better day."
And it will be.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

stop abotion you know it's wrong with a capital W.

Things not to do at Hogwarts (winkwink)

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off
to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the
Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making
strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're
real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic
mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House
mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds,
assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and
bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of
the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the
hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away
from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it
to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their
color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a
challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw
a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is
acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if
he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it
mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged
him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career
choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

A DAILY (or weekly, or even mounthly) RAMBLE!!

2/something/08

so, today i am serching 'aizen' for this one story all about hating him (you guys think i would ACTUALLY search him on my own free will??) and you know what i found??

all the pairings for Aizen are Ichigo, Grimjaw (love), hinamori( hate), and Gin (obsessed!!). this ticks me off. now i hate aizen even more than ever.

Screw Aizen.

3/8/08

yeterday i was at my pailos place for a party. SHE was being stupid, and it was ANNOYING!...but alas. we cant all be perfect like me:)

the play is in a week. i bet you should come. lol you dont know where i live...do you? anyway, we are not really ready. we shall become!!XDXDXD

HARRY POTTER ROX.

3/27/08

i am so overly tired, its not even funny, its, 11:00 at night, and i cant sleep, i am in a very obbsessive mood for jello, spring break ends tomarrow, and i hate life.

thats about it. dang.

4/7/08

i decided my life is going down the tube. i am obbsesing over fictional charecters for their 'good-looking-ness' and i became depressed that they didnt exist. why arent boys in REAL LIFE like the ones i see in BOOKS?! WHY!?

alright. i am losing it.

5/21/08

i am very excited for the twilight movie. i have pre-ordered breaking dawn. i check stephenie meyer's website very single day. when i hear the name jacob, i wonder if he is a werewolf. when i see good-looking guys or girls, i think they are vampires. i think a vampire lives down my street.

i think i am twilight obsessed. or not. i just want someone to growl, darnit.

7/17/08

today i am faced with annoying problems that dont seem to fade. here they are in order of annoyance:

5. the 'ya wanna be on top?' next top model theme is stuck in my head

4.august 2nd is taking WAY TOO LONG to arrive

3.teen girls can be melodramatic freaks

2.my brother's romance is smothering me; i cant even be in the same freaking room

1.two words: drivers ed.

that is all i have to say.

8/8/08

hello, peeps. today i FINISHED breaking dawn and i am very pleased with the ending. steph could have continued on if she wanted to, but its a good ending as it is. For the past 24 hours, i have done absolutly nothing but read that book. i ordered it off of stupid amazon, so it took until 12:57 PM on 8/7/08 for it to arrive. bleck. all i did other than that was stop twice for a food/bathroom/say-hi-to-mom time. and now...i feel...empty...like i waited months for that novel to come out, and now its just...over...maybe im a little bit sleep-deprived and melodramatic to think clearly, though.

but ALAS, i have nothing to read, now. that sucks. i have completed the books for my existance, and now my already pathetic life has ended. i better tell emily i have finished the story, now.

'Lochness'? Very punny, Steph...very punny...

9/25/08

okaaaay! so, above, i stated that i would post all my favorite stories in the planet of the world...or worlds...anyway, here it is!! sorry, but i dont have author names for ANYY OF THEM except a couple...sorry again.

BOOKS that i read and are worth your time and effort:

Twilight

Tending to Grace

Speak

New Moon

Hurt go Happy

Hawksong

Snakecharm

Inkspell

Song of the Lioness Series

Black-eyed Susie

Pictures in the Dark

One of those Hidious Stories Where the Mother Dies

Nory Ryan’s Song

Maggie’s Door

Stargirl

Rules of the Road

Where I’d like to Be

Milkweed

Snap

Heir Apparent

Pictures of Hollis Woods

Me and Emma

Here Today

Colibri

Eclipse

Imadoki Series

Fruits Basket Series

Bleach Series

The Gentleman’s Alliance Cross Series

Hana Kimi Series

Keeper of the Night

To Catch a Pirate

Freaky Green Eyes

Pirates!

Ties that Bind, Ties that Break

Notes from a Liar and her Dog

Life is Funny

Sold

The first Part Last

After

Vampire Kisses Series

True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle

Crank

Uninvited

Artamis Fowl

Boy Book

Harry Potter Series

Unwind

Nativity Story

The Looking Glass Wars

Sisters in Sanity

Now You See her

The Center of the Universe (YEP, that would be ME!)

Black Cat Series

Burned

Riddles of Epsilon

Maximum Ride

Breaking Dawn

Go Ask Alice

The Host

Almost Home

Just Listen

Dramacon Series

Death Note

Memoirs of a Geisha

autobiography of a geisha

claws

the long night of leo and bree

Note: these are just a few out of a few Hundred.

3/10/09

ah, hello! here i am, taking over the planet, infesting the bee population with hisbestus, and failing all my classes.

phsyc.

anyway, i am very excited, because i have a concert tonight, and em and natie might come! YAY!! i am very happy about this because i really want them to come, i guess...yeah. also, i learned today that there is exactly 9 days until a much-needed spring break- i am getting a bit desperate, here. in the last few weeks my eyes have lost too much sleep to comprehend.

so...thats all about that. OHHH!! i think i will get a few peanuts...yummy...BYE!!

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ok, i have an anouncment to make. i love Twilight. i love Harry Potter. the authors of these books are truly amazing. now, i am a good Christian girl, and i know what i belive in. so, if i am correct, these books are under FANTISY FICTION in listings. if you agree that the quote stating, "reading one of the books, seeing the movies, or having to do with some other fantisy novel will bring demons into your home and send you to eturnal hell" is total BULL SNOT, copy this to your page!!

again, if u got a problem with me or my page DEAL WITH IT.