TyeDyeHippie1969
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Author has written 6 stories for Queer as Folk, That '70s Show, and Breakfast Club.

I love Aerosmith, Bo Bice, The Breakfast Club, St. Elmo's Fire, Lynyrd Skynyrd,Queer As Folk, Janis Joplin, Will&Grace, That 70s Show, Bang Bang You're Dead, and Rescue Me. I'm dying to get out of Indiana since this place equals death. I also want to get into a band to get the hell outta here!

If the world was a perfect place I'd be married to Bo Bice, Steven Tyler, Joe Perry, Randy Harrison, Gale Harold, Danny Masterson, Judd Nelson, my guitar teacher, Denis Leary, and Janis Joplin.

My favorite movies are "The Breakfast Club", "Bang Bang You're Dead", "Moulin Rouge", "St. Elmo's Fire", "Two If By Sea", "Dazed And Confused", every Cheech&Chong movie, "Velvet Goldmine", "Animal House",and "A Life Less Ordinary". Also, any Brat Pack movie.

My favorite bands are Aerosmith, Janis Joplin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Queen, Led Zeppelin, Grateful Dead, Drama Queen Die, Nirvana, Evanescence, and Puddle Of Mudd. I like anything from the '60s or '70s.

My favorite shows are Queer As Folk, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, Will&Grace, Rescue Me, and That 70s Show.

My favorite couples are Brian and Justin (long live B/J!), Lindsay and Melanie, Hyde and Jackie, Jackie and Donna (yeah, it's AU. So what?), Will&Jack (again AU), Tommy and Sheila, Bender and Claire, Curt and Brian, and Frank and Roz.

I also have this crazy obsession with Cheerios, but only honey nut. The others are insulting. Don't ask why. They're good when you get the munchies. wink wink

I'm the biggest fag hag at my school (I go there with MusicalBeans).

I have brown hair, smoky blue eyes, black glasses, I dress like a hippie, I'm kinda chubby (more cushion for the pushin'!), and I'm either bisexual or a lesbian. I'm in the middle because I can't stand watching straight people do things together. It's either guy/guy or girl/girl. The rest is just eww... Well, actually, now I'm finding that if I do things with straight people or imagine myself with straight people I'm okay.

Quotes:

"Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading, son of a bitch, retarded, big mouth, know it all, asshole, jerk.
You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful."- John Bender

"A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table and the bar tender says, 'I suppose you won't be needing a drink?' The naked lady says... OH SHHHIIIIIT!" -John Bender

"Don't tell me what to do, I'm havin' fun!" Joe Perry

"You have no idea how much it costs to look this cheap." Steven Tyler

"(On how he got in to Michael's) With my widdle key." Brian Kinney

"Well I know how much Debbie wants to be a gay man, but do you really think we should encourage her?" Justin Taylor

"My dad bought me boxing gloves to teach me how to be a man...I put rhinestones on them." Emmett Honeycutt

"I'm one of those regular wierd people." Janis Joplin

"I got a question, does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?" John Bender

"You're name is...Flounder." Bluto

"(Jackie's line: I'm your safety line, Steven, so grab me.) Go grab yourself, freak." Steven Hyde

"Yeah, I left my stash on the table and the little mother fucker ate it. I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man. It really blew the dogs mind." Tommy Chong

"Yo, bitches, you can pull eachother's hair out later." Brian Kinney

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We are not alone by jessesgirl29 reviews
A breakfast club fanfic, starting where the movie finishes. Will mostly focus on the relationships between AndyAllison and ClareJohn. Please review. Chapter 18 now up!
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,114 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/21/2005
Not As Easy As It Looks by MidnightBlue88 reviews
After detention, the five teens try make their new friendships work, with mixed results. Is passion enough for John and Claire? How well do Andy and Allison really know one other? Where does Brian fit in? DISCONTINUED
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 119,456 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 6/8/2005
All Year Round by Sundown reviews
Secrets, surprises, life altering offers, restirring of buried feelings and shocking news about old flames. Throw in new romances, fights and coffee, and Will, Grace, Jack and Karen have themselves a bumpy year ahead![part WJ][COMPLETE!]
Will and Grace - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,982 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005
Invocation by ScribbleDream reviews
The Breakfast Club is falling apart. None of them want to leave their old lives behind them, bad as they were. But when John shows up on Claire's doorstep, the members realize they can't just ignore their friends, even if they're different.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,821 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 6/15/2005
The Breakfast Club: A True Bond? by thetangledwebwe-weave reviews
This is post Saturday detention. It's mainly going to focus on Bender, and his relations with the other BC members, but it jumps around a little. This story is rated T. But please read and review! Chapter 6 up! More Bender, Claire, and Andy.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005
Study of a Criminal by chocolatemuffin reviews
This is a closer look at John Bender, and follows a set of events that could have taken place after THAT Saturday. If you love him, read it. If you hate him, read it still and see if it changes your mind. Chapters will be added, please read and review.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 7/18/2004
what my mother does know will put her 6 feet under by deadaccount1029384756 reviews
Hey this is just a cracked out fan fic. It's EXTREMELEY funny, not to toot my own horn or anything so WARNING: do not read if u have a weak bladder :D (remember REVIEWS make the world go round)
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2005
Walk thru the Fire; Monday Morning Madness by CandyHartz reviews
Monday Morning at shermer high. Where is Andy? (good question, i havent figured that out yet) will claire and bender get along? r/r!!!
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2002
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Freebird reviews
Basically Bender trying to deal with his life.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 7/20/2005
Babylon reviews
Remake of Moulin Rouge Liberty Ave. style. PLEASE R&R! Complete!
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Complete
Thicker Than Blood reviews
What I think should've happened when they announced that Bud wasn't Hyde's real father. Humor me and guess who it is in reviews.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005
I'm Not In Love reviews
Jackie wants Hyde, Hyde doesn't want Jackie...or does he? Set around the episode, "Jackie Bags Hyde". PLEASE R&R!
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 3/22/2005
Special Bathroom Circle reviews
The gang gets bored in class...the title pretty much sums it up. [One-Shot] Please R&R!
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Complete
Battery reviews
Someone's hurting Justin... It might need to be read a few times before it's understood. PLEASE R&R! [One-Shot]
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Complete
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