Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

Charlie finds Percy's diary and the whole family read it. Along the way the discover the truth behind his betrayal and uncover secrets of their lost family member. Set during Deathly Hallows. I do not own HP.

AU. Now in 3rd year. Daisy Dursley wishes she'd never stepped foot in the wizarding world. Escaped convicts, Dementors, Pureblood boys and the complexity of the wizarding world are some of the things she would have never had to deal with if she'd never gotten her letter. But she did. And someone is going to have to pay the price. (Warning: gets dark. Sporadic updates.)

Audrey Potter hates the technicalities that constantly drag her into trouble with her twin brother, Harry. But when she finally starts to prove herself by crawling from behind her brother's overbearing shadow during the Triwizard tournament, she begins realizing that it may have been better to just stay hidden...slow-burn Draco/OC. Swearing. Spoilers in Reviews!

What if the Sorting Hat had a cold the night of Harry’s sorting?

The five times Ginevra thinks of herself as very lucky.

(High school debate team AU) Or, the one where a loud-mouthed, headstrong scholarship student enters Kings Academy and promptly destroys the order of everything around him. And inadvertently drives Aaron to an existential crisis. All in a day's work for sixteen-year-old Alexander "FIGHT ME" Hamilton. Philosophical bantering, Donald Trump, and a 700-dollar coconut; Burr POV.

Tom Riddle was just doing his rounds as Head Boy, when the corridor opened up beneath his feet and swallowed him whole. Getting sucked into a twisted version of Wonderland just before he graduates was not in the plan. Then again, the Master of Death wasn't included in anyone's plans. In which Harry successfully screws over everyone.

Little Draco Malfoy wanted to stay home, but he was sent to primary school instead. Lucius and Narcissa expected their son to make a name for himself during his first week of class. They should have been more specific.

The words be careful what you wish for had never rung truer. "Wait... what did she just call my father? Oh, oh god no, anyone but them! Please god no! I'd rather scourgify my own blood then have them for a family! I would take the Malfoys- no, even Voldemort over them! Anyone but...!" SI-OC. Pairings undecided. Not an SI you've read before, according to reviewers.

Tom Riddle was fully expecting to stay in hell forever. But the brat-who-lived and friend has, of course, come along with an offer too tempting to refuse. Albus Dumbledore was fully expecting Harry Potter's name down for the next year at Hogwarts. He just wasn't expecting two Dark-Lords to be enrolling as well. Time-travel -sort of- and FemHarry

Being the recipient of the Order of Merlin and also having his picture on the Chocolate Frog Cards was not a big feat for Healer Tom Riddle. As Head Healer at St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries, nothing much surprised him. Little did he know, his life was about to be turned upside down by the arrival of a bespectacled boy with messy hair through the Veil.

No matter how many times he thought about it, Voldemort would forever declare that his curse upon the DADA position was a moment of glorified genius. End of story.

In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.

Set in Dumbledore's office after the Willow incident, the headmaster talks to all three boys involved, James Potter, Sirius Black and Severus Snape. As he tries to figure out each individual boy's reasoning, can he help them realise the consequences their actions could have and will have? Read on to find out.

AU after OOTP. A short story speculating on what would REALLY have happened if Uncle Vernon ever took a swing at Harry.

In which Bellatrix Black and Molly Prewett were sorted into Hufflepuff, and the world changed ever-so-slightly.

As far as Sirius can see, Weasley family politics aren't that different from Black family politics.

A collection of one-shots focusing on Percy's bullies. Chapter 1: While working at Caribou, Nancy recognizes an old rival. Chapter 2: Clarisse meets a chip-toothed punk. Chapter 3: Sloan meets his old nemesis in unlikely circumstances. Chapter 4: Isabel Gonzalez. Chapter 5: The "Old Sot." Chapter 6: Octavian. Chapter 7: Drew Tanaka. Chapter 8: Gabe Ugliano. Chapter 9: ?

"I could make you a king," Tom said, because like the many spoiled heirs who used to sneer at him in the corridors, muggles were foolish enough to believe that power could be handed over on a platter.

Merope survives to raise her son, Tom Riddle. AU.

It's 1977 and Severus Snape is in his sixth year at Hogwarts. A younger girl has been harboring a crush on him for years, and finally gets his attention. Can she help him live with losing Lily's friendship?

In 1998, Severus Snape was given a second chance. In 1976, he has to figure out how to take it.

oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.

Maybe, just maybe, this will go some way to easing the guilt that overcomes him every time he thinks of what happened.

1943. AU It was supposed to be Tom Riddle's sixth year at Hogwarts. A few more months then he would 17 and be free of the Muggle World forever. No one expected that he would be drafted. Grindelwald's campaign doesn't seem as righteous as it did before.

"I loved you first, I loved you first." The story of Lucius Malfoy's first love.

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

A lost child wanders into Knockturn Alley, and who happens to find him but Draco Malfoy?

Draco has to conquer his last Muggle fear: Muggle fine dining.

The women of Little Hangleton would peer out from behind their net curtains, watching as they laughed on the hillside.

Dumbledore's obsession with Pong has gone too far......

One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.

Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.

Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.

Random Fact#3: “The first time Roxanne kissed Lorcan, it was because he was there, and she needed to feel wanted.” Ten random facts about the next-generation characters, at the beginning of their adult lives. Will feature chapters from their parents POVs.

His dreams are too lowly to be castles in the air. Draco Malfoy and remedial Muggle Studies, the summer after the war.

At age fifteen, Regulus Black became the sole heir to the largest fortune in Wizarding London. At age sixteen, he joined the Death Eaters, but what price did he pay? The story of a boy who managed to defy Lord Voldemort at the height of his regime. Reg/OC

In a way, Oliver owes his love of flying to Lucius Malfoy. - Twenty facts about Oliver Wood, in no particular order.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.

One-Shot - The curse scar connection flows both ways. What impact could it have on Voldemort? A silly little story from a plot bunny for my daughter. Or it could be a warning.

Typical. Rose hates Scorpius. Scorpius hates Rose. But one day, Rose and Scorpius need to work together, and they fall in love. You know the story, but what does Ron Weasley have to say about it? He’s not so pleased about chumming up with Draco Malfoy. OS

It was not the first time Pansy Parkinson had said anything directly to her, but it was the first time they weren’t surrounded by other people. - Missing Moment from HBP.

Pieces Universe. Get to know Audrey Fletcher - the girl who married Percy Weasley.

Late at night, she thinks of her. - Molly and Bellatrix remember.

Five: No one really wondered why Toby Dursley's Potions marks took such a dramatic turn for the better after a detention in an abandoned dungeon. When she told Albus that the Angel of Potions sang to her, she was only half-joking. Next-gen, one-shots.

Later - much later - when he’s buried her in his heart, he watches a different girl walk towards him down the aisle. This new girl is not his girl, and never will be, but he loves her and he figures - he hopes - that it’s enough.

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!

Dudley wishes he could go to Hogwarts. AU, and written before Deathly Hallows came out. This is a remix, with permission, of a drabble by Lilacsigil.

The war is over, and all is well, they say, but the wounds remain unhealed. Bitterness divides the Houses of Hogwarts. Can the first children born since the war's end begin a new era, or will the enmities of their parents be their permanent legacy?

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

Voldemort's dead and the Hogwarts Houses are finally united under one banner. And of course unity is great and all that, but we can't let it get in the way of our precious House pride, can we?

In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.

It was like world was saying ‘Hi, Percy. It’s noisy and you’re naked, slimy, and cold. It won’t get much better than this for you. Percy never felt like he belonged in his family.

Spoilers for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!Noticing that Snape wasn't given a portrait in the Headmaster's office, Harry decided to take matters into his own hands.

A oneshot dealing with what happened to Hermione Granger's parents. Spoilers for Book 7, slight RonHermione.

Percy needs a job, George needs some help at the store. Drabble. Warning DH Spoilers.

When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.

The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”

Written for the 3th floor corridor contest. Encouraged by his friends, Ron investigates the Muggle world...Ronstyle. COMPLETE

Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will

Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...

Eloise Midgen finds the Mirror of Erised.

Two weeks before his final year at Hogwarts, Theodore Nott's summer consists mainly of homework, pesky relatives, and, of course, music. But some decisions cannot be put off forever...follows Disadvantages.

Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.

After the war, Harry writes a letter.

After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...

Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.