toastedwhale
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Joined 09-06-04, id: 667283
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.

my goal in life is to not make sense. go me. all praise the short people of the world and bow down to their might! we will rule the world someday, and all you tall people shall suffer for your sins and EVIL songs! you know it! you can feel it in the air...

praise all things random, for I told you so, never leave home without a zucchini, and hail banana man. beacause you can.

famous quote: "sure you are, you just don't know it yet."

Favorites:

Movies-
LOTR!
Merlin!
other stuff that i can't remember yet!

Bands:
PINK FLOYD!
The Vines!
Franz Ferdinand! (doncha love them scots?)
The Beatles!
Gaelic Storm! (even though you have no clue who they are...)
Aerosmith!
Bon Jovi!
Disturbed!
Godsmack!
U2!
Jimmy Buffet!
David Bowie!

Not Favorites...
Rome
English
Grammar
Soap Operas
those annoying Kidz Bop things
too many CAPITAL LETTERS
macs (and those are the only computers at school)

did you know that the warning labels of some things are immensely stupid? like...

"Do not use while sleeping"- hair dryer
"Warning: product contains peanuts"-peanut butter
"Avoid spraying furniture, walls and floors to avoid slippage"-leafshine

Virtuality reviews
CHAP. 5 UP! and just as quickly as chap. 4, too. this is immensely exciting, you know. R&R for this is my first fic and the first time i've updated since forever. Be the First!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 9/18/2004