Hey! This is Caitlin, Em and Kelsey! We are three friends that are extremly random and we both like to make up stupid and random stories so we decided to get and account. The parodys'are kinda like caffine induced collaborations of our randomness! Make sure you read all our parodys as well as other things and review because then you would be our favorite.

Note: We plan to write many more parodys soon and update our one sort of serious(meaning not pointlessly random)story.

...Soooooo, yeah.

P.S- Thanks to all you who have read and reviewed our stories! It makes us feel special:) Anyway, keep reading and reviewing and if you like a story, mention it to people you know! Thanks again:) Also,I know we haven't updated in like forever and we're sorry. We plan to update soon and maybe write a few new parodies...

Ok. So, here's the deal. Kelsey and I (Caitlin) posted another one of our lovely parodies (which took for ever to write) for Pirates of the Caribbean. It was up for less than 24 hours and we had already gotten like 4 reviews. Very exciting. So anyhoo, the next day Kelsey checked the site and our story was gone. Apparently we didn't follow the "guidelines" of fanfic and they pitched our story. Le damn.

Main reason for removal: "Not allowed: interactive, chat/script, real person, mst, and etc."

A: No interactive

B: No mst

It happened again with POTC 2. Again, not mst and no interactive. But oh well.

Gives you a warm fuzzy feeling doesn't it? I guess we're not supposed to use real people and actual lines from scripts. What is that about? Can I help it if I know alot of the Pirates script?

You can take our stories, but you can't take our FREEDOM!

Ciao!

~Caitlin and Kelsey

8/2/08- Gotta love it

Again. It happened again. Our Lord of the Rings parody was taken down again, for the same reasons. I really don't get why the whole script thing is such a faux pas, but oh well. And again, no mst or interactive, but whatever.

That warm fuzzy feeling just keeps on growing.

Le: (sigh)

04/22/06 - Note from Kelsey

Thanks to everybody who's left us a really amazing review. There's nothing like waking up at 3am and finding that people heart your stories. We've got like twenty billion more parodies to write plus some other random stuff (since we are incapable of producing actual plots). We might update Strangers in the Alley someday, but it might need some re-tweaking. Ha...tweaking...SO, basically just wanted to say thanks for being the awesomest human beings of all time. Have a spiffy day.

Later biscuts. ~ Kelsey (and probably Caitlin and Em-who-should-seriously-update-the-taco-story)

So. We currently have a few more movies on a list (and by list I mean whatever we feel like parodying or can remember to parody) that we are planning to ruthlessly make fun of (out of love of course) but if you have any ideas of anything else to write on let us know. Because all we want is to please our readers...yeah, that's it. But really, if there is anything that you are absolutely dying (and by dying I mean you physically can't live another day without it) to have parodied (?), let us know. =)

You'll have to guess the list that I was referring to...even though we haven't thought of it yet. That's the challenge... You can do it!

Ciao. ~Caitlin (and I guess Kelsey too. Em seems to have disappeared)

...SO ANYWAY...

I know we haven't written anything in a real long time and that is sad. But have no fear all of ye, we shall be writing more soon. More Hypothetical POTC will be coming soon we promise, along with more Taco of Doom and other random things we feel the need to ruthlessly make fun of. But of course it is all out of love... a love that will never die...

Just kidding (except not). Anyway, keep reviewing, because that makes you all the most amazing people ever...we should start a club... so you should review because it makes us happy... and of course that is the single most important thing in the world... eye shift ...and we may give you a cookie... full of chocolatey goodness...

Ta: for now

We: heart you all