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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings. Hi. I've been told that I am hilarious on paper. I hope these stories make you laugh. Sincerely, The Author of These Stories. |
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Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Mary Sue Gets A Pimple by Dreaming Knightess reviews
Gasp! The unthinkable has happened! Mary Sue's perfect, creamy complexion is ruined by a mega-zit the size of Russia!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2003
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A Quest?
Formerly The Battle SongSingalong of Legolas G., this story recounts the delightful journey of the fellowship through hardships in order to find one thing. Read on readers! You may like the humor you find...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 906 - Published: 8/22/2006
Harry's Choice reviews
It's the final battle. With a twist! Harry deliberates his choice. Angstish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Harry P.
Lederhosen reviews
It's Harry Potter meets the Fellowship! A bit odd and potentially fun. Read please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004