Alexandria-Rose-Harte
 Author has written 1 story for Gaia Online. Hi, I'm Alex. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems If you have crap handwriting Copy and Paste this to your profile. If You are Crazy and you know you are copy this and Paste it to your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, DrownMySoul, red-headed psychopaths wanted, No Heart To Follow, Puddingcup, Kit-Kat Punk-love, Captain B, Alexandria-Rose-Harte If your hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF! If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever fallen UP the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile. If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile. If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile. If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile. If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this If you've ever burst put laughing in a quite room, add this to your profile If you have ever ate a lot, I MEAN ALOT of candy then got REALLY hyper and ended up with a tummy ache. Copy and paste this into your profile. If You have said something stupid and your friends laugh at it, Copy and paste this into your profile. If You have ever said somthing you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile If you are one of those people that feel sad because you are jealous of anime and game characters post this on your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you read muliple books at the same time copy and paste this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, tm7, Captain B, Alexandria-Rose-Harte Stupid test: Bold Itallic the ones you are/have done 20 or lower means you’re not stupid. Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. total= 3 You have ran into a tree. total= 8 You have accidentally caught something on fire total= 6 Sometimes you just stop thinking total= 2 You have eaten a bug. total= 3 You sometimes post Chain letterd because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t, even when you know it won’t happen to you. total= 5 overall total= 27 . QUOTES TO LIVE BY 1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. 2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. 3.) When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE. 4.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler 5.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? 6.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'? 7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from? 8.) "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton 9.) "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown 10.) “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown 11.) “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown 12.) “He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown 13.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster. 14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney! 15.) When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up! 16.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again. 17.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. 18.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head 19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." 20.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin. 21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days" 22.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder 23.) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead... 24.) I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. 25.) Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public 26.) Guns don't kill people. I do. 27.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. 28.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron. 29.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either. 30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. 31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS 32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. 33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45. 34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship. 35.) You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. 36.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet 37.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. 38.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have 39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal. 40.) Did you just call me a bch? Because a bch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement. 41.) So, you're a cannibal. 42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing. 43.) AV is Addicted to Vampires 44.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. 45.) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! 46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. 47.) Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock! 48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow 49.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again 50.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke 51.) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn 52.) I'm not insensitive, I just don't care 53.) If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. 54.) The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick. 55.) Would you like a cookie? So would I. 56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. 57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. 58.) A day without sunshine is like... night. 59.) A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water! 60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot 61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!! 62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls. 63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! 64.) I do what cheerios tell me. 65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'. 66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (haha just like Edward Cullen!! ) 67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that... 68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth. 69.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions. 70.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous. The following Stuff has spoilers for: Death Note If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile! |
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