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Joined 11-17-12, id: 4367053, Profile Updated: 04-14-13

hello to all!

this is my new account, I am previously found under harrypotterfan3199,but now I'm here :) This account will be mainly harry potter, but there may be some percy jackson, rangers apprentice or others thrown into the mix.

I have been a lurker on fanfiction for a long time, and then one day I just got up the courage to get an account and start contributing to this wonderful community! Hopefully I can add something new and exciting for some of you to read.

I am a HUGE dramione fan, so expect some of that. I also love the Reading the Books series, Marauder era stories, poems, oneshots and crackfics.

some story ideas I may start:

1. Dursleys read Harry Potter. (I have yet to find a complete one of these, I am planning on either doing all of them, just 7 or books 5-7.)

2. a dramione fic, in which its the year after the war, they are all back at hogwarts for their seventh year and guess who's head boy and head girl?

3. Umbridge reads the books to hogwarts (4-7)

4. A prequel to the 800 word prequel Jk released

5. A complete Marauder Era fic, starting from their first day at hogwarts, and up to their untimely deaths.

6. Hogwarts under Snapes reign in book seven, most likely from Neville, Ginny and Luna's POV.

To any future readers: I promise, even though it may take a while for updates, I will always try my best to never abandon a fic. I once went through reading the best dramione fanfiction I have ever read (An unseemly proposal by sparxx, found on mugglenet and harrypotterfanfiction), only to never get the last few chapters. It hasn't been updated in a few years, but I'm still hoping! so yes, I know how it feels.

In Remembrance of Severus Snape
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor
without all the red and gold crap
In Remeberance of Lily Potter
Who died to protect her son
she made the ulimate sacrifice
to make the world a safer place
she'll always remain in our hearts

In Remembrance of Fred Weasley
Who fought bravely to the very end
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother
with many jokes, he's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remenberance of Cedric Diggory
Who died before his time
and will be remembered for his bravery
In Rememberance of Sirius Black
The black sheep in his family
he died laughing at the hands of his cousin
he didn't deserve to spend the last fourteen years of his life,
the way he did in Azkaban and on the run
In Remembrance of Dobby
Who was more free and full of love
than any elf, and most humans
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin
the last real Marauderer
who was not just a wonderful father
a incredible husband and brave hero
as well as a freaking awesome werewolf
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks
who died for ‘the greater good’
and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora
In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody
who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive
and scared the crap out of some kids too
In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort
who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger,
but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore
whose past and wisdom confused us
whose seeming betrayal shocked us
but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end
despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange
because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra
She deserved everything she got and more
In Remembrance of Colin Creevey
who we really didn’t know too well
but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war
so he must’ve done something good
besides stalking Harry
In Remembrance of Hedwig
Harry actual first friend
who lived and died SOARING

Thank you all for visitng my profile and enjoy!

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Love is a Strange Master by Eienvine reviews
Love is a strange master, and human nature is still stranger. A collection of DS oneshots.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,901 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Drakken, Shego
The Game by NamelesslyNightlock reviews
Seventh year Gryffindors all decide they need a bit of fun and Sirius suggests Truth or Dare, but with a twist. Will it really go for a week non-stop? And what is with the parchment?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,466 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P., Hestia J., Alice L.
Why Apprentices and Feasts Do Not Mix by SeekerMaxia reviews
Halt does not like feasts. There is too much noise; too much dancing; people eat too much; and apprentices drink too much.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,030 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Will, Halt - Complete
Truth or Dare: Ranger Style by WriterAtHeart2 reviews
Gilan starts a game of Truth or Dare, but then Rangers start to go missing. Who is this thief? *CHAPTER 20 IS FINALLY UP*
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,711 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012
Exams with Halt and Will by flaminglake reviews
It's almost time for Will's third year assessment, so Halt's devised a practise test for his apprentice. But between his own procrastination, dinner with Alyss, skunks, waterfalls and suffering from a lack of coffee, can Will find the time to study?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,112 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Will, Halt - Complete
Ranger Rules by Bralt reviews
A bunch of short stories that come from the what not to do in Ranger's Apprentice list. Rated T for violence and repeated character death. Please review
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,329 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Halt - Complete
Book of Dramione! by CherriMoi reviews
A few select characters read The Book of Dramione, a book consisting of all the cliches in a Dramione story. Follow along with our favorite Harry Potter characters as they read and react to the oddity that is Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,313 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Running for My Life by Elfpen reviews
Halt O'Carrick, crown Prince of Clonmel, is running for his life. Away from home, away from family. But where is he going? Did he really have a life to run for in the first place? Sometimes to find something, you have to lose everything first.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,499 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Halt
Ranger's Apprentice 100 Themes Challenge by Caramel Cheescake reviews
My response to the 100 Themes Challenge. I can't quite describe it, because it'll be all over the place, but hopefully, it'll make you smile. Or frown, depending on how I dealt with the theme. Rated T for mild cursing. Spoilers for books 7, 8 and 9.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 27,457 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011
Symptoms of Insanity by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
The Marauders make a list. Nuff said. Read the title . Marauders era. It's sorta friendship, humor, general, with some other genres in there too. PLEASE R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 75,930 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Will's First Shave by paracosim reviews
One shot! Will has grown a beard, but it's itchy and he wants it off. However, he has no idea how to shave. It has been edited, after I think four years, and I actually kind of like it. Only story of mine that doesn't make me cringe. Enjoy!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Will, Halt - Complete
Unlikely Hero by paracosim reviews
How did Halt really meet Pauline; and what happened when he did? Was it a disaster, or love at first sight? Halt/Pauline. T for mild swearing. Spoilers for book eight! Written four years ago, please excuse the horrible writing. Complete!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,897 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Halt, Crowley - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 6,425 - Follows: 1,613 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6845 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Enigmaticness Abounds by Tierfal reviews
In the long-awaited sequel to 'Her and Me,' Hell has frozen over; Draco and Hermione are, fairly literally, madly in love; and everything is fantabulousiriffic. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Roomies by AngelicDevil1 reviews
PostHogwarts. Hermione gets demoted from her job at the ministry which means she has to move out and find somewhere cheaper to live, and Draco Malfoy happens to need a new roommate. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,809 - Reviews: 2715 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 3125 - Favs: 4,055 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Macbeth by cyropi reviews
‘Come what come may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day.’ Voldemort’s second rise to power and a part in Shakespeare’s infamous Scottish Play make this fitting for Hermione – especially when she discovers a darker side to Draco Malfoy. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,368 - Reviews: 2473 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete