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Author has written 3 stories for Legend of Zelda, and Super Smash Brothers.

Some of my favorite lyrics from musicals (some due to the music and the way they were sung, some because of the lyrics themselves):

Boils down to there are some who survive, some who don't, some give up, some give in, me I won't. Black and blue, welcome to my Petersburg.

-Dmitry, Anastasia on Broadway

The children, they're voices. A man makes painful choices. He does what's necessary Anya!

-Gleb, Anastasia on Broadway

I can't stop crying, and so in my own tears I'm gonna drown.

-The Dynamites, Hairspray

Without love, life is like a prom that won't invite us. Without love, it's like getting my big break and laryngitis. Without love, life's a '45 when you can't buy it. Without love, life is like my mother, on a diet!

-Seaweed, Link, Penny, and Tracy respectively, Hairspray

Anybody have a map? Anybody maybe happen to know how the hell to do this? I don't know if you can tell, but this is me just pretending to know. So where's the map? I need a clue, because the scary truth is I'm flying blind and I'm making this up as I go.

-Mrs. Hansen, Dear Evan Hansen

I guess I wanted to believe, because if I just believe, then I don't have to see what's really there. No I'd rather pretend I'm something better than these broken parts, pretend I'm something other than this mess that I am. That way I don't have to look at it, and no one gets to look at it. No, no one can really see.

-Evan, Dear Evan Hansen

The trouble with schools is, they always try to teach the wrong lessons. Believe me, I've been kicked out of enough of them to know.

-Fiyero, Wicked

Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I. And let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than I?

-Galinda, Wicked

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Mood: NOT DEAD WORKING ON THE NEXT CHAPTERS NOW 7/9/2018

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Gender: There are apparently 76 genders. I identify as 77th though, so...?

Name: You can call me Fred. Whether or not that is my real name is a different story

Age: I'll give you a hint. I, like most other people on Fanfictiondotnet, am still in school, but what school? For all you know, I could be at Yale right now

Sexuality: Why would anyone need to know about this? I won't write any hardcore romance. Ever. Period, End of story.

Height and Weight: Decline to state

Favorite Color: Why do you need to know? You don't

Grades When In School: Again, why do you need to know?

IQ: I took a "real IQ test" and got 215.

Video Games: Heck yeah

Microsoft: Nah

Sony: Just for KH

Kingdom Hearts: Yep, fan but not the biggest.

Fav KH Game: IDK, I haven't played many of the games. I'll say Dream Drop Distance, since that's the one I've played the most

Fav Character in KH: IDK, I haven't played much of the actual games. But probs Axel?

Nintendo: Yepperoos

Mario: Fan. Not the biggest.

Fav Game: Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

Fav Character: Starlow from Bowser's Inside Story was pretty funny.

Pokemon: Eh

Zelda: YAAAASSSSSSS!!!! MY MAIN FANDOM!!!!

Fav Game: Wind Waker. Or Breath of the Wild. Not sure

Fav Character: Toon Link. Midna. Tetra. Zelda from Spirit Tracks. Tatl. Linebeck. Groose. Ghirahim. Pretty much everyone. But not Navi or Fi.

Smash: Fan

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Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Used to be a bigger fan, but still sort of a fan.

Hamilton: YAAASSSSSS!! My second main fandom. If I don't make sing. somebody please choke me

Grammar: My grammar should be on point. This is for all the people like me who are Grammar Nazis. I will not be offended if you point out my grammar mistakes to me.

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And yes, I did draw my profile pic, for those of you who would actually bear through all of that to read this

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The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord by ChangelingRin reviews
Throughout Hyrule's history there have been many villains, from Ganon to Zant. And with villains comes villainous cliches. Lots and lots of cliches. This is a list of those cliches and how to avoid them, told through the various hostile takeovers of Hyrule and all the things the conquerors did wrong. Welcome, reader, to the Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 16,075 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 8/21/2016 - Link, Ganondorf, Vaati, Zant
Dimensional Links by ChangelingRin reviews
Centuries after Demise was sealed in the Master Sword, he reforms himself to find that his Hatred Incarnations have been utterly useless. He decides to take things into his own hands-and in the process tears holes in reality itself. To save the Universe, the Goddesses turn to their last hope: the Hero. Except this time, they're not sending just one - they're sending all of them.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 355,098 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 3/18/2015
Caged by Their-Destiny's-Writer reviews
Marinette never thought she would become friends with her partner in heroics in her civilian self. She never expected to change her opinion on the guy, and realize he was not such a mangy cat after all. But how will she handle the growing friendship, when her civilian self starts getting a little fame of her own? Marichat story, filled with fluff, humor and disastrous press.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 113,228 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 12/28/2016
Swords and Sorcery by Serpent Tailed Angel reviews
Link's dreams of heroism are cut short when he's forced to train for sorcery instead of knighthood, but he gets an unconventional chance when he unwittingly unseals an ancient evil that he's soon forced to team up with to defeat a mutual enemy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,869 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/18/2018 - Published: 5/1/2017 - Link, Vaati
Legend of Zelda Dare Show by ZeldaMimiLinkAndLeia reviews
Welcome to The Legend of Zelda Dare Show, a place where YOU help create the story without the trouble of writing it! Here, your most absurd ships become a reality, revenge is inflicted on that annoying boss you struggled to defeat, and so much more! You'll love reading this hilarious, very random, timeline and Fourth Wall-breaking story! (Thanks, Rainbowaly03, for the cover!)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,496 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/21/2018 - Published: 1/31/2017
Phineas and Ferb: Take Two! by AnimationNut reviews
Ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes of Phineas and Ferb? Well, now you can find out. And believe me, some weird and crazy stuff goes on with that crew. Now up, moments from: The Great Indoors.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 92,222 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 5/27/2018 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Candace, Phineas, Ferb
Miraculous Adventure by Chimpukampu reviews
Everyone's excited for the school's field trip, however the akuma attack left Marinette and Adrien miss the ride. Worse, their things were there, their parents thought they were there, and their teachers assumed they were there. Now they were left with no choice but to chase it...which led to a funny, fluffy and fateful adventure. Onto the feels train!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 111,746 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 12/7/2017 - Published: 3/15/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki, Plagg - Complete
Kingdom of Zelda by Fatti-chan reviews
In an alternate Hyrule two chosen ones cross paths. One has already vanquished several evils and now leads the Master Knights, the most respected Knights of the land. The other has just set out in his quest to join the Knights. But evil prevails, evil split in two and it is up to the chosen heroes to work together and rid the world of its sinister darkness.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 153,282 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Link, Zelda, Sora - Complete
Legend of Zelda Total Drama Island! by UnleashTheDinosaurs reviews
22 characters from all over Hyrule have signed up to take part in a reality TV show called LoZ Total Drama Island! They will split into two teams and take part in dangerous, drama filled challenges. The team that loses the challenge will have to vote off one of their fellow team members. What will happen on LoZ...Total...Drama...Island? T for mild swearing and violence.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 207,561 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Vio, Shadow Link]
Rainy Days by TheLastPilot reviews
Adrien looked over at the shy girl as she laughed and joked through their classes. Why wasn't she like that with him? Had he done something wrong, did he make her uncomfortable? Did he intimidate her? He wanted to hear her jokes too, he didn't understand what he had done wrong, but he was determined to fix it. He would get to know Marinette better, maybe then she would be at ease.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,642 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 4,204 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Alternate Link by Hylian Harmony reviews
While looking for treasure the Wind Waker bunch stumbles into a world parallel to theirs. A place called Hyrule and it's not under an ocean this time! They need a way back home and look to a familiar hero and princess for help. Friendships are made, secrets are uncovered, old enemies appear, and misunderstandings are everywhere! Will they get home or die trying?Spoilers for WW; TP.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 242,474 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Link, Zelda, Tetra, Ghirahim - Complete
Skyward Swaps by HolyMaiden24 reviews
It's another Link and Zelda switching roles scenario but Ghirahim and Fi have switched roles too... the Goddesses were clearly bored one day. (inspired by a fan art I saw on tumblr.) COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 95,776 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Zelda, Ghirahim, Link, Fi - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Promise by TennisWriter456 reviews
The sequel to Link's Reward. Link, a young, courageous hero, is about to be named Hyrule's Knight of Honor. The first ruler in the kingdom's history to have no blood connection to the Royal Family. He has the whole kingdom in the palm of his hands, but to him, it doesn't matter. For he broke a promise, and now, he intends to redeem that promise.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 109,741 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - [Link, Zelda] Shad, OC - Complete
Group of Weirdos: Twilight Princess by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
One day, an unfortunate farm boy is quite literally dragged into a world saving adventure against his will. Fortunately, to help him he is able to recruit the... unstable bosses that he beats to assist in his cause. This is fated to go badly.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,159 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Link, Midna, Majora's Mask
Group of Weirdos: Majora's Mask by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
Link travels to a new land on a more personal journey, but ends up wrapped in another superevil's schemes. He must now go across Termina and gain allies to fight against Skull Kid, and who better than the bosses he beats? It worked so well last time...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 160,274 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Link, Ganondorf, Tatl - Complete
Class is in Session! by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
Ganondorf thinks every fighter other than himself sucks and, being a nice person, takes them under his wing to increase their skills. They get more then they wanted though, as he has a personal vendetta against everyone, even those who he's never met...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 82,530 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Ganondorf
Group of Weirdos: Ocarina of Time by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
We're all used to the parodies where Link's a brain dead oaf who screws everything up. But now, the bosses our protagonist defeats join his cause and assist with the reclamation of Hyrule, trying their hardest to stop the 'hero' from ruining everything.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 94,972 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Link, Navi - Complete
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School Time reviews
The Smash characters go to school. All of them, even the cut ones. Well, some of them are staff, but you'll see who does what eventually. This literally won't make any sense, just a forewarning. Like, I don't even know what's going on. I know it doesn't make sense and is so random. I'm not sorry
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2018 - Published: 9/5/2017 - Zelda/Sheik, Mario, Mr. Game and Watch, Wii Fit Trainer
Majora's Tournament of Heroes reviews
Nobody knew the power of the mask. Nobody could've guessed that it could travel through the various sections of the timeline, and even outside the timeline, and organize a tournament of all the heroes to see which is the most powerful. Now, the heroes have to decide whether to fight, or rebel and risk the lives of their loved ones. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/28/2018 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Link, Dark Link, Majora's Mask, Wolf Link
The Origins of the Cucco reviews
What is a cucco? Find out in this short story.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2017 - Complete