I caught her human parents defiling my forest. They threw their baby at my feet as they ran away. Instead of eating her, I raised her as my own. Now my poor, ugly, beautiful daughter is neither human, nor wolf."

There was silence in his soul. There was emptiness in his memory. He’d chosen.

Zaphod wants to get drunk. Trillian wants to find the Ultimate Question. Ford wants to go somewhere where his life will not be in thirteen different types of danger at the same time. And Arthur... well, Arthur just wants tea. *ON HIATUS*

Dende should be happy. He's got a lot going for him. He's the Guardian of the Earth, he's got good friends. Problem is, Dende's not happy. He's lonely. And it takes a stranger from 100 years in the past to show him just what happiness is.

My life had taken a turn for the worst when I was forced to move to Gotham with my dad as he investigated The Joker. I could live through it. Yeah, right...there's always a catch. Mine was The Joker himself...