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So, I'm darkf0x, the time-traveling ninja space pirate. I really don't know what to say about me, anywho I'm a girl, a senior, and an otaku that doesn't like yaoi. Yes, I am a G.A.Y. (Girl Against Yaoi) And yes, I made that term up. I write alot of fics, but I don't really have the confidence to publish them yet. (Update: I FINALLY PUBLISHED SOMETHING! Please take a look at it if you have some time.) However, I do love writing comments, and I won't hesitate to say something if you are ruining a character. I say what I mean and I mean what I say. And if you don't like it, you don't know where I live. :3

Oh yeah, I'm also a Resembool Ranger. Vic Mignoga FTW.

Why I don't like Yaoi:

Alright, since it seems like everyone hates me for this, let me explain. I think too many fangirls ruin characters just so they can get some juvenile squeals from it. I actually do accept some Yaoi pairings. Namely ToyaYuki from CCS, and KuroFei from Tsubasa chronicles. When it comes to Naruto, the only yaoi pairing I will even CONSIDER is NaruGaa/GaaNaru, because if they WERE gay, it would make sense. I have nothing against homosexual people, I just hate it when people ruin existing relationships.

My Life Philosophy:

My philosophy is simple. People are born to affect one another through their actions and their inaction. That's why we always have to do our best to affect people in the right way. By influencing people, you influence the world. What you say to someone or how you act towards them could shape the future.

My favorite Characters:

1) Shaoron (Cardcapter Sakura)

2) Edward Elric (FMA)

3) Inuyasha (guess)

4) Kyo (Fruuba)

5) Piccalo (DBZ)

6) post-evil Gaara (Naruto)

I realize their all angst characters, but I don't like the angst. I like the inner, socially awkward softy.

The only pairings I really care about:

1) NaruHina- THEY BELONG TOGETHER! Hinata deserves Naruto. She loved him when no one else did.

2) TamakiHaruhi- I just don't see any other pairings having a leg to stand on

3) InuKag- Oppose me in this and DIE! SCREAMING!

Pairings I hate:

1) SasuNaru- WHAT THE FREAKIN HELL! HOW CAN YOU BELIEVE NARUTO IS GAY! HE MAKES RULERS LOOK CROOKED!

2) GaaSaku- -_-' This would inevitably end up with Sakura dead.

3) Any incest- EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

4) SessKag- see previous list, number 3

Name your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no order) and answer the questions!!

1)Hinata
2)Naruto
3)Kiba
4)Gaara
5) Neji
6) Kakashi
7) Shikamaru
8) Tenten
9) Kimimaru
10) Iruka
11) Temari
12) Choji

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Ugh, no. How many times have Kakashi and Temari even spoken to each other?

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

-blush- Yes. I think Gaara is hot. Hot enough that I would probably be too nervous to talk to him.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I would be like WTF?! O.o -runs through the streets yelling- A GIRL HAS A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH CHOJI! TEN TEN IS A CHUBBY CHASER!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

No, and it's a pity. Kimimaru is a great character.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

-hiding in closet- NARUTO AND KAKASHI WOULD NOT MAKE A GOOD COUPLE! YOU ARE SICK SICK PEOPLE!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Oh god WHY! I guess I would have to choose Neji/Iruka over Neji/Kimimaru. Kimimaru's dead and last I checked, Necrophelia is still illegal. (highfive to all my fellow YuYu Hakusho abridged fans out there!)

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I don't know if Shikamaru walking in on Naruto and Choji would be hilarious or mentally scaring. Well, Shikamaru would walk in, gag as Choji stuttered out a few frantic excuses (This isn't what it looks like, etc.), close the door, and walk off muttering something to the effect of, "And people wonder why I would rather stay asleep."

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

-shakes fist at heavens- Why do you torture me so! Gahh! HERE! -Kiba always did badly in school, but not for the reason everyone thinks. He can't take his eyes off a certain someone. Only two problems. One, it's a guy. Two, the guy is his teacher.-

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

No. Tenten doesn't get fluff. Heck, she doesn't even get a last name!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Ah, Shikamaru and Choji. That one's really simple. I guess it would be about Choji's lack of self-esteem and Shikamaru reassuring him. "Chrysalis" would be a good title.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One

-growl- This is so overdone. I hate GaaHina. But if I have to... Gaara (when he's still a psycopath) sees Hinata in the full moons light and can't help himself. Rape insues...and then Naruto finds out, gets super pissed off, and wipes the floor with Gaara! HA! I WIN ANYWAY!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

No. But I have. And you will never see it. (Het means non-yoai right?)

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope. But Temari is featured in one of the fics I'm writing.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

If any of my friends wrote Naruto/Gaara/Neji I would have to kill them. You do NOT pair my Gaara up with dudes.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

TOUCHE! (Naruto abridged FTW)

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Oh, that one country song "That Don't Impress Me Much." It would basically be Tenten dismissing Neji's attempts to impress her. Of course, in the end she would tell him she likes him just because he's Neji. -

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: This fic includes Choji in a threesome. This author will not be held responsible for any menal/emotional/physical damage you may incure by reading.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Iruka: Hey Naruto, how 'bout I treat you to some ramen? (can you believe some people actually like this pairing?)

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Temari: Why the hell are you asking me? That blond idiot can hook up with any she-male he wants!

20) How emo is Seven?

Being emo would be too troublesome for him. -