Just So you know, I ain't dead! I just have a bad case of ADHD.

Bio: Welcome to my domain. Favorite Games: Farcry, Fable, Oblivion, Mass Effect series, Halo, Gears of War, Skyrim (XD), Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Dragon Age: Origins, Morrowind, Pokemon, etc.

Favorite shows: Red vs. Blue, Marlin the Elite, Arby 'n' the Chief, Avatar: The Last Airbender, SatAM, Sailor Moon, and MLP: FiM. Surprised?

Current Works

A Sonic-Gears of War Crossover which is my first fic ever. (Going to redo at some point)

A Sonic-Mass Effect Crossover with alot of other canon stuff mixed in. (Going to redo this as well)

A crossover between MLP: FiM, Red vs. Blue, Sailor Moon, and Sonic the Hedgehog. Hopefully this will be out soon. Can't give you an exact date. I'm aiming for sometime in January, 2011.

Copy-Paste Stuff

If you've ever copied something to your profile, copy this to your profile.

"Yes I have."

If you're bored and wish to subject others into wasting 5 seconds of their time, copy this to your profile.

"XD!"

98 percent of the world has a MySpace/Facebook/Twitter/Other Social Networking website (with the obvious exceptions of Youtube, Reddit, 4chan, and similar sites) account. If you are part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy this to your profile.

"Wow, now I know that I'm not alone."

If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you said it, copy this to your profile.

"Yea, that happens sometimes."

If you are eagerly anticipating the declassification of futuristic aircraft and other technology, copy this into your profile.

"Hell yea! Just get me a damn laser gun for gods sake!"

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this into your profile if you're part of the 8 percent who would be garnering amusement from the ordeal.

"THEY ARE ALL MINDESS ZOMBIES TO FASHON! IT'S A CONSPIRACY I TELL YA, A CONSPIRACY!"

If you think double-negatives (and beyond double negatives) are entertainingly confusing, do not not anti-un-copy this into your profile.

"ROFLcopter!"

If you drink tea, and find it to be vastly superior to soda, copy this in your profile.

"I do, but only sweet tea."

Quotes:

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. (The one who is left is the one smart enough to bunker down in a hole)

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. (Hypocrites)

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it. (Yayz! :D)

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. (Agreed)

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. (I demand a retrial then!)

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. (All three, I learn by the second one mostly [In other words, laughing my ass of at others mistakes] , but first is useful as well)

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. (...yea.)