It's been years, and the Hellsing family has once again forgotten its greatest weapons. Now, the darkness that once brought about the end of an era is rising, and with it two beings who have slumbered for far too long. [Rewritten for my, and your, benefit; C.I. by loojiom @ deviantART]

Response to Pre-Reform Vulcan Challenge. Cross posting on KS Archive. Enemies to friends to lovers. Eventual Kirk/Spock. Mature content M/M (slash), No beta, please excuse any errors. Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to the characters and make no money from this story. Reviews welcome.

Teenlock AU: Sherlock inadvertently sees something he wasn't supposed to see in the boys' locker room. He's surprised to learn that he does have a preference after all. He develops a crush on a certain boy. Meanwhile, he decides it's time to learn how to defend himself against the school bullies. Love, martial arts and how Sherlock became what he is now. M for content.

John gave Sherlock the opportunity to flee but he did not move. This young thing might be brilliant but he could be oh so amazingly stupid. John's demon was scratching at the chance to teach him a lesson. /Johnlock. Vampire!John. Top!John. Smutshot. Dub!con. (It's really not that dark)

One shot: In which Sherlock is in love with John and finds it increasingly frustrating that everyone adores John. Rated T for safety. Johnlock!

An exhausted Spock accidentally calls Kirk "Ashayam" while on duty. Kirk is determined to find out what it means.

Despite all the obstacles that time, space, and reality continue to throw at them, James T. Kirk and S'chn T'gai Spock always come back to one another. This is a love story. Or, more accurately, this is the story of how Kirk and Spock fall in love. [Kirk/Spock slash]

Charles Milverton's blackmailer brother makes a mistake, secrets are semi-revealed. H/W slash implied.

There should be (by far) more stories delving into the mind of my favorite, sexy Vulcan. So here's my humble contribution:Five times in which Spock could not understand human behavior, and the one time he did.Hope you like it. [Slash- MaleXMale, S/K, Spock/Kirk, Top Spock, Spock/Nyota, Explicit, MA, 18 , 5 plus 1 things]

For a man who says he has no heart, you sure make me work very hard. (From the point of view of our favorite Consulting Detective's non-existent heart.) Johnlock.

Someone's killing engaged couples throughout London, so Sherlock and John must pose as partners to catch the culprit. (Johnlock, AO3 crosspost.)

Deadpool and Spiderman have... an arrangement. One that involves a little sex and a lot of secrets. Peter was content with it, until he finds out that Deadpool's interested in getting to know the kid behind the mask. M for language and sex. LOTS of sex. Sort of graphic sex actually, in many locations and in a fair amount of different positions. Surely NOT for the weak of heart.

One-Shot AU- Most of Scotland Yard was confused by John Watson. He was so plain, so docile and so normal that they were shocked to find that maybe he really wasn't. BAMF!John, Johnlock. Rated T for violence. Happy reading :)

It's another case for the great Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, as they are called to investigate sinister acts of vandalism around the home of one Miss Jennifer Honey and her (obviously adopted) daughter Matilda. With the consulting detective tangled in this mysterious case, it's one thing that will cure Sherlock Holmes of his ennui, at least temporarily. I update sparsely.

It seemed like a brilliant plan. Harry and Clara hate that their relationship is all that anyone wants to gossip about, so John does what any good brother would do: he sets himself up to be a bigger item of gossip instead. Surely by announcing that he's dating the one and only openly-gay boy at their school, he'll draw their classmates' attention away from her and Clara.

Short, fluffy Johnlock. John finds out when Sherlock fell in love with him.

Dr Sherlock Holmes is the hospital's new neurosurgical star. He performs miracles with his scalpel, but his bedside manner leaves a lot to be desired. The task to address the issue falls on one of the unit's senior neuroanaesthetists, Dr John Watson. [Please note that I no longer add my new stories to this website; you can find my latest fics only at AO3.]

He knew, and accepted, that John was the only person that could keep his undivided attention for relatively long periods of time, but this... Oh, this was unexpected. (Johnlock, Established Relationship, Sometime After Series 3, Mary is no longer in the picture, Smut, Fluff)

SUMMARY: Greg Lestrade headed to LA to fix his marriage. What he didn't expect was to be stuck in a heist situation. To make things worse, Mycroft Holmes was caught up in this impossible situation as well... Inspired by the movie Die Hard, where Greg Lestrade John McClane, with extra plot twists thrown into the mix. Cheers.

Two years after faking his death, Sherlock returns to London with the hopes of finally confessing his love for John. However, his plan is ruined when he discovers that 221B is empty, John is engaged, and the whole world suddenly seems to revolve around John's fiancé, Mary. For John's sake, Sherlock tries to hide his feelings, but yearning hearts can only stay quiet for so long...

It was two in the morning on New Years when John Watson returned to 221B. "Sherlock, listen," John began, "I'm sorry I'm late – " "You're sorry you're late?" Sherlock hissed. "You said you'd be home at eleven. It's two o'clock now. In fact, it's a whole different year now! You are more than late, doctor!" A New Years inspired Johnlock one-shot with some drama and a happy ending.

It's become a regular occurrence...John can't talk to Mary without Sherlock answering

John warned Sherlock about the dangers of crap telly and its mind rotting side effects; however, he said nothing about the consequences of watching a telenovela. One of the consequences being his accidental deletion of the English language that leaves a frustrated John screaming, "¡Sherlock! ¡¿Por Qué!" "Lo siento Juan..."

While scrolling through the comments section of John's blog one evening, Sherlock discovers that John's fans have drawn some rather interesting conclusions about their relationship, in the form of 'creative fiction'. However, since they can't seem to write anything accurate, Sherlock is forced to take matters into his own hands.

Sherlock is dismayed to learn that he is not as immune to the needs of his body as he had previously thought. Someone from his past shows up and undermines his defenses. John is shocked; Sherlock had a relationship? Does that mean he's Sherlock's type? A case stirs up things and leads to Johnlock. M just to be safe. Enjoy!

Most people's primary impression of John Watson was of a smallish, harmless alpha with bad taste in jumpers. It took a surprising amount of work to keep it that way.

Permission given by magneatooo on Tumblr. Soulmate AU where your soulmate's first words to you are found on some part of the body. Except person A' has no words and goes through life thinking they don't have a soulmate, when person B' comes along, excitedly showing A' their words and it takes A' a minute to realize that B' is mute. A/N: JOHNLOCK. Sherlock A', John B'.

Our story starts a few months before the Amazing Spiderman when Peter and Deadpool meet for the first time, how will their relationship evolve? "I saw you walking and we all agree you are adorable, which is saying something because usually at least one of us disagrees... Anyway, I really need a damsel in distress for my plan so I saved your cute ass and now we're here" He smiled

Sherlock notices a subtle change in the way John treats Mycroft. To his great annoyance, his brother noticed it too and starts being more attentive to John. He's jealous, he knows Mycroft would have no scruples in seducing John if that was somehow advantageous to him. My lighter Johnlock story, rated M for content (mention of Sherlock's past with drugs).

In a world where only your soulmate knows your name…well… it's hard to get people's attention. Mr. Holmes was especially hard to rouse. Then came Doctor Watson.

"You're not my boyfriend," Sherlock cautions. It's an empty threat. He'll hate it, he thinks, because relationships aren't for him. Mycroft will know, of course, but his father never should. But John is dangerous—dangerous and interesting and he looks at Sherlock differently, as if Sherlock isn't an oddity, as if he's special. (teenlock or uh, pre-teenlock)

John gets a puppy which Sherlock happily names...Lestrade, however, is not pleased.

John Watson heard warning after warning about taking one of Professor Holmes's courses. He knew he should stay away if only for the sake of his grades. However, when he reads the description for one of Holmes's modules, he cannot help but enroll himself in the course and merely hope beyond hope that he doesn't regret his decision. [Unilock, Pendentverse, Independent/Dependent AU]

Tyler Daniel Holmes brings home his first girlfriend. She reacts shockingly to his parents. (Johnlock) (Parentlock)

As John settles into the Holmes family they all experience a few firsts and remember a few others. Sequel to 'No Intention' where John is Sherlock's son. Warnings for discussions about abuse and unusual childhoods. Watch out for chapter warnings.

John and his rugby mates have a particularly interesting tradition: each year, someone is gifted a pair of red, y-front pants for Christmas. That following New Year's Eve, that person has to perform a strip tease for the rugby team. After years of being in the army, John all but forgets about the tradition. That is until he receives a present in the mail.

John H. Watson comes to realise that fighting one's instinct is not always easy... and not always the best thing to do.

Growing up isn't easy. Growing up with the person you're supposed to spend the rest of your life with is even harder. (Omegaverse, by the way. SH/JW and MH/GL, both pairings in an 'arranged marriage'. Starts from when they're kids)(Part 1 of Days).

After the death of his father - the world's only consulting detective - thirteen-year-old Hamish reflects on his unique upbringing at 221B Baker St., and his very own definition of family. Warnings for major character death. Established Johnlock, with mentions of Mystrade. Parent!lock. Takes place after the events of the TV series.

Sherlock was staring now. "Whatever is the matter with you, Mycroft? You haven't insulted me once and you're barely following the conversation." John cleared his throat. "I think I can answer that question for you. Mycroft? What's the date?" "10th January 2006."

She only intended to get some parts he'd borrowed from Bart's back. Winner of Best Humor SAMFAS 2013.

Sequel to Rocks of Salvation. With John recovering, Ava surviving numerous takaways and Mycroft taking care of Moriarty, everything in Sherlock's life seems to be falling into place. But how long will it take before Moriarty gets bored? Johnlock. Read chapter warnings as dark themes are ahead.

Things John Watson doesn't expect to do when he transfers to a new school: A. Befriend his possibly mad roommate. B. Investigate a particularly nasty streak of murders with his most likely mad roommate. C. Fall slightly or not so slightly in love with his definitely mad roommate. D. All of the above.

High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe

John and Sherlock play a game, and John gets confused. So does Sherlock. Sherlock/John, rated for smut in later chapters!

Set at the end of the manga, Seras has done some growing up the past thirty years in her master's absence. Now that he's come back, he's taken notice in the changes of his protégé.