HI!!! My name is Ashley, so you can call me that or Bella (I will probably sign off on my stories as Bella)

Age: Im in High School but I cant drive yet

Im so adorable, that it's scary!

Chorus geek!!!!! We are so underrated!

Im a Belieber, twi-hard, Gleek, Swiftie, Katycat, Rusher, Liar (Like Pretty Little Liars), and Mockingjay (name for hunger games fans) type of girl!!!!

So, Im awful at updating. Its really if I feel like writing, which I dont. I just like laughing, reading, and singing, so Im working more on Twilight Song Spoofs. But, maybe, Ill go back to my other stories.

Favorite books:

The Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer

The Maximum Ride Series by James Patterson

The Pretty Little Liars Series by Sara Shepard

13 Reasons Why by Jay Asher

The Hunger Games Trilogy by Suzzane Collins

Alot of other stuff because I dont want to bore you guys with all the books I read!

Favorite movies:

Vampires Suck

Never Say Never (Im a Belieber! Get over it!)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (Go whatch it! It's hilarious and doesn't make any sense!)

Twilight

New Moon

Eclipse

Breaking Dawn: Part 1

Hairspray (the newer version)

Favorite television shows:

The Vampire Diaries (I used to like the books, but after a while they stopped making sense, but I like the first couple!)

Pretty Little Liars

House

Grey's Anatomy

Big Time Rush (go nickoledeon!)

ANT Farm (dont judge me...)

Victorious

Wizards Of Wazerly Place (I dont like Selena Gomez... but I give her credit fir being a good actress)

Glee!

Once Upon A Time

American Idol

America's Got Talent

Favorite youtubers:

iJustine

The Key Of Awesome (BarelyPolitical on Youtube)

WinterSpringPro

Smosh

WHATTHEBUCKSHOW

Take180com

Fred

ShayTards!

Favorite quotes:

"We all need to get togther and become an amoeba!" My chorus teacher during class

"Your going to sing in Math whether you like it or not!" My friend Tori trying to convince me to present my Math project (which I still have to do)

"Don't worry, I won't bite... most of the time." This tall junior who stands next to me in my chorus group (note I said group here not class. My school has both a class and an after- school group. I do both!!). He decided to say this cause Im really short and he's alomst twice my height.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm a BLOND, so i MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN so i MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so i MUST shove my beliefs down you throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI- DEPRESSANTS, so i MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so i MUST have a drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so i MUST be a whore

I'm a DANCER, so i MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (not all the time, just some times)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Everyone better put this except guys!)

I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i MUST be gay too.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (I just dont know what Yaoi or Yuri is)

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I don't CONFORM TO STYLE so I must be UNFEMININE

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I'm an EMPATH so I MUST be overly emotional and crazy

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm PSYKICK so I MUST be crazy and alone.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so i MUST be a CUTTER too. (Shes a former cutter)

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I SEE GHOSTS so I MUST be crazy and an athiest

MUSIC MOVIE:
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Put comments in brackets
7. Dont Lie

Opening Credits: My Happy Ending by Avril Lavinge (So it's going to be about how my boyfriend left me and now I'm depressed and can't get over him? Interesting...)

Birth: The End by The Beatles (...)

First day at school: This Boy by The Beatles (I don't even know...)

Falling in Love: Money (That's What I Want) by The Beatles (So I'm mainly going to be a gold digger...)

Fight Song: One Time by Justin Bieber ( Im just happy it's not another Beatles song)

Breaking Up: The In Crowd by Mitchel Musso (I wish I was more popular [maybe that's why we broke up] so I could fit in)

Prom: Runaway Love by Justin Bieber (The person I like is trying to get away)

Life: I'll Be Back by The Beatles (I'm never going away and I'll always be here for you)

Mental Breakdown: Love Me by Justin Bieber (Ahhh... I had a mental breakdown because the person I love doesn't love me back)

Driving: Secret by The Pierces (I have a huge secret that nobody can find out about)

Flashback: Invisible by Taylor Swift (I remember when I liked a person but they didn't know that I exsisited :'()

Wedding: Octopus's Garden by The Beatles (...this...makes...no...sense...at...all...)

Birth Of Child: I Am The Walrus by The Beatles (so, I was high [pardon my language] when I gave birth?)

INTERMISSION

Final Battle: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town by Justin Bieber (Mainly, we have a battle right before Christmas... but I'm Jewish :'()

Death Scene: That Should Be Me by Justin Bieber (Before I die... I just need to say...that I should've been the girl you were with)

Funeral: By You by The Mitch Hansen Band (This song is adressed to the person who killed me...)

End Credits: Not Like The Movies by Katy Perry (Not everything has a happy ending, like this movie apparently if I got murdered)

My Life in Music...Turn your iPod/mp3 onto shuffle and write down each song as the answer to the questions in syccession. NO CHEATING!! Put any comments in brackets =D

1. How am I feeling today? Hot N Cold by Katy Perry (I guess it depends...)
2. Will I get far in life? Kiss and Tell by Justin Bieber (Maybe, because Justin Bieber is telling me not to tell people that we kissed...actually... I WILL GET VERY FAR!!!!!!) 3. How do my friends see me? Dirty Little Secret by The All-American Rejects (I'm not sure...) 4. Where will I get married? I Feel Fine by The Beatles (In a place that makes me happy) 5. What is my best friend's theme song? First Dance (feat. Usher) by Justin Bieber (So she is going to have a special first dance? She gets a better song!!!!) 6. What is the story of my life? Mean Mr. Mustard by The Beatles (That I'm poor? and mean? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!) 7. What is high school like? Bulletproof by La Roux (There's really nothing harder, but after a while, you get used to it. Also, it's cruel, but don't listen to what anyone says. You'll get through and become bullet proof!) 8. How can I get ahead in life ? Starstrukk [Remix] by 3OH!3 feat. Katy Perry (be set up on a date?) 9. What is the best thing about me? Jacob Blach by The Mitch Hansen Band (That I'm protected by my true love from someone as purely evil as Jacob Black! If you listen to the song, it would make alot more sense.) 10. How is today going to be? I'll Be Back by The Beatles 11. What is in store for this weekend? Till the World Ends by Britney Spears (I know 2012 starts Monday, but that's not supposed to happen till December! WE ARE ALL DOOMED!!!!!!!) 12. What song describes my parents? Waking Up In Vegas by Katy Perry (...akward...) 13. My grandparents? Satellite Heart ( Air Mail Remix) by Anya Mansen (All I know is that this song is from the New Moon soundtrack!!!) 14. How is my life going? No Reply by The Beatles (There's your answer) 15. What song will they play at my funeral? Break Your Heart (feat. Ludacris) by Taio Cruz (The akward moment when I've only had one boyfrined and he dumped me...) 16. How does the world see me? The Christmas Song (Chestmuts Roasting On An Open Fire) (feat. Usher) by Justin Bieber (They see me as holiday spirit?) 17. Will I have a happy life? Kissin U by Miranda Cosgrove (I guess I will... except... WHY IS MIRANDA COSGROVE ON MY IPOD!?) 18. What do my friends really think of me? Good Girls Go Bad (feat. Leighton Meester) by Cobra Starship (I make good girls go bad? Okay? Im confused!!) 19. Do people secretly lust after me? Glass Onion by The Beatles 20. How can I make myself happy? Favorite Girl by Justin Bieber (by finding the person who makes me their favorite girl :) HOPEFULLY IT WILL BE JUSTIN BIEBER! OR ROBERT PATTINSON! OR KENDALL SCHMIDT FROM BIG TIME RUSH!! Now these are smexy guys ;)) 21. What should I do with my life? The Time (Dirty Bit) by The Black Eyed Peas 22. Will I ever have children? Halfway Gone by Lifehouse 23. What is some good advice for me? That Means A Lot by The Beatles (That thing of the something you love and your spirits will be brightnended :D) 24. What is my signature dancing song? Poker Face by Lady Gaga (Can't read my, can't read my no he can't read through my POKER FACE! I sick of this sonf already...) 25. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Letting Go (Dutty Love) [feat. Nicki Minaj] by Sean Kingston (Well they have good taste cause this song makes me dance!!!!! And I don't dance!!!) 26. What sort of guys/girls do you like? The Best Day by Taylor Swift 27. What song does the media player think represents your life? Stay Beautiful by Taylor Swift (Awwww... media player! *blushes* YOUR BEAUTIFUL! EVERY LITTLE PEACE LOVE! DON'T YOU KNOW, YOUR REALLY GONNA' BE SOMEONE! ASK ANYONE!)

RULES: (for an iPod shuffle thing)

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

1. (Someone forgot to put the question!!!!!)

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?

Enchanted by Taylor Swift ( YES!!!! THIS SONG IS SO ROMANTIC BUT SAD!!!)

3. Your teacher is ...
Come Together by The Beatles

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
The New Girl In Town by The Hairspray Cast (ummm... Im thinking in my chorus class, cause a new girl just started, plus my teacher is doing the music for the production of Hairspray my school is putting on, which I didn't get into! :'()

5. If you ever got a tattoo what would it say?
Sparks Fly by Taylor Swift (ahhhhh :) I would only get this because it reminds me of Edward when he was human. One of the lines are "Get me with those Green Eyes as the lights go done. Give me something that will haunt me when your not around. Cause' I see sparks fly whenever you smile.")

6. How would you describe your next door neighbours?
Naturally by Selena Gomez & The Scene (I have no idea why this song is on my ipod...)

7. What would your Best Friend say about you?
Evacuate The Dancefloor by Cascada (She would probably say this so I don't hit anybody when I humiliate myself by dancing.)

8. How do you feel right now?

Rosy by The Bella Cullen Project (So I feel like Rosalie Hale. That's just great!)

9. What's on your bedside table right now?

Alejandro by Lady Gaga (WHY IS SOMEBODY NAMED ALEJANDRO ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE! DON'T KIDNAP ME!!!!)

10. What did you do when you woke up this morning?

The Fool On The Hill by The Beatles

11. When you open your wardobe you see...

Bubbly by Colbie Caillat

12. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
Your Mother Should Know by The Beatles (My mother should know what?) 13. If you had to write a fanfic write now, what would it be called? My First Kiss (feat. Ke$ha) by 3OH!3 (I guess it could be about... Nessie and how she just wants to have the perfect first kiss with Jake that makes her heart flutter.)

14. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?
A Hard Day's Night by The Beatles

15. Your life's theme song?
A Place In This World by Taylor Swift (So I have no idea who I am? I feel alone? I don't know where I belong? Actually, this one is true...)

16. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
Love Me by Justin Bieber

17. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?

Tik Tok by Ke$ha (I WOULD NOT SAY THIS!!)

18.Your motto is...:
Help! by The Beatles (Help! I need somebody! Help! Not just anybody! Help! You know I need someone! Help!)

19. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...

Eenie Meenie by Justin Bieber and Sean Kingston

20. What will you dream about tonight?

Eight Days A Week by The Beatles (That there are eight days in a week!!!! The world must be ending!!!!)