When Tweek and Craig decided to pretend date, sure it was weird in the beginning, but Tweek loved that he gained a best friend. A friend who help him get over his coffee addiction, freeing him from the monsters and anxiety he suffered from. After 5 years, Tweek realized that he was no longer pretending. When Craig went away from the summer and rumors of him hooking up with a former

At Park County HS, Clyde Donovan is a star football player & one of the most popular guys there. Unfortunately for him, Kenny McCormick is the best drummer in the school and also very popular. Clyde decides that something must be done to find out who is the true top guy at the school: a contest to see who can sleep with the most people in a semester. High school AU, Clenny, aged-up

Clyde and Kenny are college students who watch porn together. Kenny keeps mocking the video for it's inaccuracy, and in a moment of frustration, Clyde tells him to show him how it's really done then. Clyde x Kenny, Clenny. Characters are 18

Kyle is stuck in his room while Kenny is having sex in the living room, and he takes advantage of the situation.

"Ugh, babe, can't you see what you do to me?" Craig whispered. If Tweek weren't so fucking aroused, he would have laughed. What *I* do to *you*? Craig had Tweek wrapped around his little finger, not the other way around. Tweek couldn't stop even if he wanted to.

Short and sweet story about Tweek and Craig. Happy Valentine's Day!

Tweek confesses to Craig how much he cares about him. How Craig responds is not what he expected - and leaves the poor constantly paranoid boy in a worse state than ever. Spoof of South Park slash.

They hated each other, but they had risked their lives to save one another on more than one occasion. It was an unspoken, but mutual understanding that they'd walk through hell and back for each other, while at the same time being the one putting them through it. That was over though, and they were never getting it back.

When Tweek develops schizophrenia, he can't determine what is real and what isn't. What makes matters worse is that he has a crush on the boy he had been pretend dating for the past two years. How can he ever get past his strange feelings and fight off his inner demons if he can't even tell what's real?

A week before Valentine's Day, Wendy receives a mysterious love note. In the course of playing detective, she finds out some surprising secrets about the people she thought she knew best...including herself. Stendy, plus other secret pairings to be revealed...

Just when Kyle thought turning up alone to a wedding - that was starting to feel like a college reunion - couldn't get any worse, it turns out Eric Cartman is invited too. But Eric may just be his saving grace, and Kyle decides to run with his crazy plan even if he knows better. But Kyle is a lot smarter than his college friends, he won't fall for Eric that easily. Kyman. Rated M.

On a drive with his fellow soldiers, Craig longs for his boyfriend back at home while he reads a Christmas letter from Tweek. Warm fuzzy fluff in time for the holidays.

All Kyle ever wanted was a cute shiny munchlax. Why? Well, it reminded him of his mindlessly eating, sleeping, fatass of a boyfriend, of course. Kyman - Fluff Posted on AO3 as well.

Based on the movie. When Eliza comes back to the house how does she deal with her changing relationship with Henry? Henry panics initially and Colonel Pickering is no help at all.

RFSP Halloween Special! It's Halloween time again in South Park and with the usual excitement arrives a load of concerns. Kyle needs a date to the Halloween dance, Red wants to go to the dance with her new crush, Stan tries to get "Lorde" to play at the dance, Cartman and Wendy can't decide on a costume theme, and Kenny feels like he's being visited...by ghosts? RFSP episode 6.

Draco flirts with Hermione in the library. They can't get each other out of their heads. An angry Hermione should not be toyed with. Dramione. Two-shot. I don't own Harry Potter. Complete.

Cartman challenges Kyle to a bet, but is that really it? Does Cartman really just want to do a bet like usual or is there something else going on? What about punishment for losing the bet? It seems Kyle will find out... Kyman slash.

Belated Valentine's scrap fic

It was three weeks before the end of Stan Marsh's junior year of high school when his entire life changed. He just didn't know it.

Cartman believes Kyle has something that belongs to him, but what he finds instead is much more surprising. Kyman, EricxKyle KylexCartman, Smut, COMPLETE

Halloween special! At Cartman's Halloween party, Wendy is a little bothered to see Stan and Kyle wearing themed costumes. After all, he never did a couple's costume with her when they were together. Consists of plenty of fluff in the Style and Candy categories, and a touch of Bunny if you're up for it.

A three part one shot on KYMAN! 3 I love this couple!

Sequel to No More a Savage Life. To what lengths will Hannibal go to protect what is his? When he is forced to defend his new family, will Clarice accept Hannibal's true nature? Rated M for violence and expressive sexual situations.

Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.

Cartman didn't know what he had until it was gone.

Wendy kidnaps Stan and the boys must save him

Butters has been receiving candy canes anonymously and is curious as to know who it is. Who is this anonymous person and what's the reason behind it? Part of a Secret Santa exchange at DA.

Kyle's in love with a killer, Cartman's in love with a monster. The feelings strong, but then it fades. So how do they know it's real when they both fell for the enemy? Each chapter is based on a different song. Both Kyle/Cartman povs

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

Kenny is going to starve to death unless...

Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.