Harry is a single father trying to raise his godson, Teddy. Unable to ensure his son's safety in the wizarding world he goes into hiding in the muggle one. But one trip to London will undo all of his precautions. Thrown back to the past, Harry will take up the DADA position and fall into the arms of a woman who once spared his life. No time paradox, Light/Badass Harry. T/M rated.

Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?

Jaune was only worried about two things in life; graduating from high school and dodging his hated bully. He didn't care about the supernatural, nor believe in it. But a chance encounter with a mysterious girl in red will open his eyes to a world that lives beside our own, a dangerous and deadly secret. But beware, child, for eyes once opened to the truth may never again be closed.

When Sirius and Remus are asked to travel all the way to America to recruit a powerful new ally for the Order, they expect to be gone for months, tracking this potential ally and satisfying his demands. When he asks them instead, his only demand, to teach three 15 year old teenagers magic, well. It wasn't like they were there on orders of the headmaster of Hogwarts, were they?

Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.

After Danny has already escaped the clutches of the GIW he finds himself falling through a portal into another world, where he is subsequently captured by Hydra/Weapon X and experimented on further before being rescued by this new worlds heros. After his rescue, he searches for a new way home. Updates Wednesday & Saturday

Medieval AU where Ruby spends her days as a huntress, hunting wild game to support herself and her older sister Yang, a blacksmith. They live humble lives until one pivotal decision drags them and the ones they love into a deadly game of shadows where the Grimm aren't the only enemies.

After the Chamber of Secrets, two unlikely allies bond over their similar backgrounds. Their plans for freedom take them on a different path through Harry's adventures and will bring them together in unexpected ways. HarryxPansy Proactive/Cynical/Independent/Morally Grey Harry

Izuku Midoriya was once Quirkless, but a twist of fate gave him great power. Power that he will use to become one of the world's greatest Heroes! But first thing's first: he needs to know how to use them responsibly. And he will with the help of his mentor... Peter Parker? Hang onto your hats True Believers, because this is the birth of the world's strangest Hero... Spider-Man!

When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?

Danny had a task far too great for him, and it wrung heavy on his shoulders. Being distracted by a morose skinny boy with a blood barrier outside his house was not on a list of things he wanted to add to his responsibilities... but it could finally mean family.

Dani's a world traveler, master escape artist and clone of the world-famous superhero, Phantom. Making the most of her existence, she adventures around the world. Her travels lead her to Bludhaven, where she bumps into some trouble with the law (i.e. Officer Dick Grayson) and later, the legendary superhero Nightwing. After that happens, more stuff happens, and it just gets better.

Sam Winchester had experience many different things in his life, it came with the family business. Different schools, people, and motels every week. However, he never quite met anything like the enigma that is Danny Fenton.

Izuku's Quirk manifest at the tender age of five. It's strange that he would have a fire Quirk given what his mother's Quirk is, but he chalks it up to genetics on his father's side. A week later, there's a (familiar) stranger in the kitchen, and everything changes.

While exploring America, Dani ends up in a lightning storm and crash lands in Gravity Falls. The Pines twins, being nearby, come to her aid and the Halfa spends time recovering at the Shack. Eventually it's time for Dani to venture out into the wilds of the town. What could go wrong? Previously written as Everyrosehastheirthorns

Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel

The Fire Nation seeked different ways of finishing the Hundred Years war and achieve victory. And it didn't matter which way exactly. Now, Danny was stuck with an arrogant and spoiled princess, who called him her servant. His day didn't begin that well.

Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequenes of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.

Izuku Midoriya thought he was down on his luck the day that he was convicted of a crime for trying to save someone. As if being Quirkless wasn't enough, how was he supposed to become a hero with a criminal record? As it turns out, fate had another plan for him.

(based on my 'Misery Loves Company' challenge) They met for the first time in reality in a basement in Pentos, but the exiled princess and the boy who became a dragon had known each other in their dreams for years. With a bond between their souls, Daenerys Targaryen and Harry Potter, along with Jorah, are brought back to Earth by the Goblet of Fire, a blessing and a curse both...

Witness as childhood friends Izuku Mirdoriya and Jaune Arc attend the most prestigious hero school in the world, UA high. There they will make new friends and experience events, for better or for worse, on their journey to become great heroes. On their journey, they just need to remember "Move Onward Not There Yet." (Izuku X Weiss) (Cover Art by Petrus-C-Visagie)

Harry Potter is a young man living as a servant in his own home. After the death of his mother leaves him an orphan, his Aunt and Uncle come to live with him. Over the years, he dreams of one day venturing to the big city where his parents met. His opportunity comes in the form of an invitation, to Princess Hermione's 21st Birthday Ball. When he gets to the city, he discovers h

There once was a tale of three brothers and the gifts bestowed upon them by Death. Such a tale is one of intrigue, of adventure, of tragedy. Such a tale is a lie. Or; a story of time travel, genocide, and a boy who just wants to live.

Tulips are in season. Beast Boy needs flirting advice, and Danny is not a love doctor but Beast Boy doesn't get that. Now Danny's participating in a bet he never made, and Beast Boy's taking his flirting advice to heart, and Danny's starting to like talking to the guy, unfortunately. My first romance fic so hopefully I'm competent. Danny/Beast Boy. (A gay romance. Homophobes... no.

Parallel universe time travel? Natasha Romanoff has done it. But meeting Death himself who gives her a baby who's being hunted by terrorists? That's a new one. Simply put, she might need little Harry as much as he needs her. Natasha Mother Figure. T/M rating.

Sam and Dean thought they were dealing with some centuries-old he-witch. That isn't quite the case. One-shot.

When the Teen Titans find a kid, battered and completely broken in a destroyed building, they decide to take him in. But when that certain kid is mute and won't even attempt to communicate with any of the Titans, Robin decides to take matters into his own hands. Who is this kid, and what does he have to do with the death of the Fentons almost a year ago?

When they heard the fateful words "Recognized: Robin - B01," nothing could have prepared them for the web of secrets which would unravel as Daniel Fenton and Richard Grayson search for answers. Rated K-plus for action, themes, and occasional language. Definitely not your typical DP/YJ crossover.

Danny Fenton has lost his father, left his hometown, and is the prize in a battle he doesn't even know is being fought. With his mother distracted and his old friends far away, Danny struggles with who to trust in this world of changing loyalties. Unfortunately, those in charge aren't about to give him time to decide.

Harry is the Master of Death and Lord of Time through his joining of the three Hallows together. During a duel that wasn't going well, he jumps to the 1940's and has a talk with the true Master of Death. Can have prevent the destruction that will occur? Can he change Voldemort prevent him from becoming the darkest wizard of all time? Or will he be caught in Tom's web? Slash TMR/HP?

Danny's a little caught up being a battery charger for the GIW, but he'd prefer that to confronting his little brother... especially after what he'd done to him.

"Maybe coming to England wasn't one of my greatest ideas." A stupid mistake lands Danny in the custody of Albus Dumbledore. With the Ministry on his case and a wonky-eyed wizard watching his every move, surviving the wizarding world might just be the biggest challenge of his half-life.

The only reason Midoriya got to talking with Ashido was because his bandages needed reapplying. Still, this small hand of fate was all that was needed to spark a friendship and a far closer bond between the two classmates. I honestly have no idea what their ship name is, so I'ma call it MinaDeku

Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Three (Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace) starts on 9/1/16. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).

RWBY AU. Ruby Rose is a parkour lover. It's also pretty helpful when she has to make a getaway after some tagging. On her way to meet up with her up and coming model of a sister Yang, she runs into Weiss Schnee, young head to the Schnee fashion industry. After being hired (against her will), she finds herself falling for the ice cold fashion heir. What's a runner to do? WhiteRose

Harry tries to escape his fate and his friends in death but not only does he travel back in time but across it as well. He is no longer the Boy-Who-Lived but is instead the one who died, but what good did it do? In this new world he is soon tested by similar forces of his world. This is my take on a TimeTravel!Harry and AU.

Harry finds a dying ashen haired girl in his backyard being attacked by men in skeleton armor. He obviously swoops in and kills them saving the girl before taking her to his home to heal her. He didn't know the far reaching consequences this would have on him personally. This will start in Harry Potter world but ultimately take place in the Witcher for the most part.

When the Dursleys die in a car crash, Dumbledore is left with a quandary as to where to place the Boy-Who-Lived. That is, until he remembers another relative of Lily's: a cousin in Japan. Rated M just be safe.

Huntsmen and Huntresses are trained to protect human's and faunus and abide by the law to do so. The Phantom Thieves on the other hand steal away the corrupt desires of the crooked folks that are avoiding justice one way or another. Both are on the side of the good, though on opposites sides of the law, and of course both side get results.

Ten Years after the heartbreaking divorce between Harry and Hermione, their twin daughters meet at a Summer Camp, unbeknownst to their parents. Lily and Hailey hatch a plan to reunite their parents but what happens when it's discovered Harry is engaged to another woman? Will the twin's plan come full circle or will Harry's fiancée stop their plan once and for all?

Harry and Draco were both parselmouths: one born, the other taught. They fought in parseltongue in front of the entire school on a near-daily basis, and the hisses and snarls were easily heard as threats. Except they weren't threats, or even angry. Hermione begins an in-depth study of the language, and Draco and Harry's true relationship unfolds. Drarry! Child and sexual abuse

Harry is struck with the killing curse and wakes up the day of the Last Task. This story will be the Order of The Phoenix if Harry had been a bit wiser and Luna a more present character. No time Paradox and no godmoding. Slow build up.

Harry Potter had won the war, it had been bloody, brutal, and in the end almost entirely pointless. Despite his influence nothing changed in their secluded society and eventually he just stopped caring. With Hermione's blessing he eventually decides to perform a ritual that jumps universes, and somehow ends up the caretaker of a female version of himself. Chaos, of course, ensues.

Post-OOTP. The episode in the DOM has left Harry a changed boy. He returns to the Dursley's to prepare for his inevitable confrontation with Voldemort, but his stay there is very short-lived. He finds himself in the care of people who he has no choice but to cooperate with and they give him a startling revelation: Harry must travel back to the 1970's to save the wizarding world.

A few months after PP, Danny visits Clockwork's tower at the latter's request. Little does he know that Clockwork has a very special gift for him on behalf of the Ghost Elders as thanks for his actions in saving the world multiple times, his very own realm in the Ghost Zone! And this new realm might just be the key that Danny needs to make peace with his many ghostly enemies.

After the end of the war, Hermione is desperate to get her parents' memories back, desperate enough to cast a curse. When Harry goes looking for her, he will find himself cursed as well. Short story, the Fairytale romance of Hermione and Harry as Beauty and the Beast. Set in a cursed book.

It didn't take long for Weiss Schnee to be sick of Jaune Arc's constant attempts at courting her, but when the young blond approaches her regarding something other than a date, what does this mean for the Schnee heiress? A tale of an unlikely friendship, and an even less likely romance. White Knight.

The night in the graveyard, produces a very different result as Harry discovers things he didn't know about his heritage. Before he only had a castle, now he has a whole wide world to get himself in trouble. At least he has his responsible godfather along for the ride. That should help... right? Or not.

In a city full of nobles, mages, shape-shifters, and ghosts, somehow it's up to the delivery boy to save everything from falling into darkness. But Sora's always considered himself lucky.

Sometimes, rifts open up in the fabric of time, rifts like a thread pulled in two. And like the spaces between the stars, one can find themselves falling through. Bellatrix and Regulus fall through one such rift, finding themselves thirty years in the future. What shall they find after so long with the world spinning without them? Hella pairing. T/M rating. Fifth-year Time Travel.

What happens when Harry Potter at age 29 is transported back in time with his family by a meddling phoenix? Well, when four of his kids are metamorphmagus, his better half is Andromeda Black and his sister-in-law, Narcissa Malfoy is on their side; the Wizarding World will not know what hit them. Begins in Prisoner of Azkaban, the start of book 3.

Harry had thought that the Dursleys and Sirius were his only family left. But Lily Potter had an older brother who had fallen through the ice to save her, years before. During Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, there's a new teacher, in charge of a new subject—elemental magic. But Harry doesn't understand. Why does Professor Evans act like he knows him? Rated T to be safe.

The Guardians discover that, outside of Earth, many races actually worship Jack as a God. Meanwhile, the Avengers deal with the implications that come with an almighty spirit, otherworldly religions, and the revalation that Santa is real.

Harry remembers the mirror Sirius gave him in the fifth book and realizes Voldemort is in his mind. Fed up with his circumstances he takes matters into his own and hands with an unforeseen fallout. Marauders age, No time Paradox. Hedwig Forever.

Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?

Sirius is dead, and Harry has reached his breaking point. A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. Rated M for macabre themes, and later on suggestive adult content.

Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M

One day, a young student of Signal Academy receives a package from home, containing the journal of a long dead relative. But what is Jaune Arc going to do with said journal, and how will it change not only his world, but that of those around him?

She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.

To Harry Potter, Fifth Year seemed like the same as any other. Classmates, homework, new dangers, Voldemort risen in the shadows… the usual, even with a Dementor attack kicking things off. But how long can he maintain the illusion that everything is under control? As hope for a normal life slips away through his fingers, will Harry bear the weight of it all... or will it crush him?

The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp

A freak potion accident renders our hero without memory of who he is. Watch as the new Harry takes Hogwarts by storm. No one is going to tell him what to do. AU 4th year. Super!Unfettered!Cussing!Harry. Some bashing, but not stupidly so. Not a crossover, but with a lot of Sci-fi references. Harry's a bit of an ass.

When Sam and Dean released the Devil from his cage and started the apocalypse, they thought that Lucifer would be all for exterminating humanity. But when they meet Harry Potter, who is apparently an amnesic Lucifer, they start to wonder... Will Harry agree to stop the apocalypse before it even properly starts? And where is God in all of this? Harry-is-Lucifer story. GEN!FANFICTION

Harry needs to take control of his life. Some very old magic is at work, and our hero finds hidden strength within himself. Snape becomes a major player. Better summary inside. Multiple pairings.

Jaune would do anything for his friends. Making the ultimate sacrifice was included. Canon-divergences and OOC-ness will be present.

Jaune Arc, Field Agent of the VSS - Vale's Secret Service, or at least that's what he's been told. All he knows is that they found out about his faked transcripts, and now he works in the interests of the Kingdom. With terrorists on the horizon, not to mention a shady organisation and an even shadier group operating under Ozpin, what's a bumbling teen turned secret agent to do?

Yang wasn't used to leadership, but she wasn't going to accept Ozpin's suggestion of mandatory rest either. Not when it meant losing her spot on Team RWBY. If she had to lead a rookie squad of police officers against the White Fang to prove she could still fight, then so be it. Too bad no one told her the VSPR was made up of Vale's worst criminals, many of which she knew by name.

Tragedy at the Vytal Tournament leads to discovery as Jaune Arc discovers his Semblance and its ability to go back in time to undo his mistakes. Unfortunately, it only activates upon death. And... Jaune doesn't exactly have the best of memories. Will this knight be able to save his kingdom, and discover the truth behind the name of Arc?

Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!

Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.

Niijima Makoto is tasked to take down the Phantom Thieves. Spoiler alert: She gets her heart stolen. — Police!Makoto. Akira:Makoto.

Because all comedy occurs at someone, or something's expense. I was going to title this "YOLOSWAG Hearts: 420/69 Days, Birth By Do You Even Lift, Re:Come At Me, Bro", but it wouldn't fit in the title bar.

Dear old Auntie Petunia has done it again, left poor lil Harry on his biological family's steps. There was more to Lily than met the eye. Now with the help of a blood ritual the Frump, Addam, and Potter bloodlines all come in a clash of light and dark. But the strangest part? Who knew the Addams played favorites.

His grandfather was a legendary Huntsman. His sisters were rising stars, the huntresses of tomorrow. He failed the Signal entrance exams. He couldn't wield a sword to save his life. But he had potential. Enough for Remnant's Secret Service to notice.

Bilbo Baggins had expected to see many things when he entered Erebor for the first time. He did not expect to see a giant statue of a dragon and find a giant snake. Who he then made friends with... MoD!Harry (hinted). Oneshot.

Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.

Jaune Arc didn't know what to think when he got paired with Yang Xiao Long as her roommate. Granted, he didn't know what to think when he found out how loud she could be at night. Still, he was an adaptable guy and took it all in stride. So now why is it that she keeps stealing his jacket? And why does she hide in wait on his bed and beg him to have some fun?

Alcohol is a presence in all aspects of Humanity and Faunuskind. It breaks, helps, and heals. The people who serve it find they're the people who can help. After a rejection at Beacon, Jaune finds his place to belong at a bar, hoping to recover from his past mistakes by helping others in need. Cover: Hanisu93

Eren has always been a titan, but he evolved and can now turn into a human. With a dream to stand side by side with humans and the sudden opportunity of a short human showing up at his home, what will he do? Will he surrender to his titan instincts, or will he follow his human heart? (This is a total AU...kinda. Its also boy x boy, Levi x Eren, so be warned. Don't flame) R and R!

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.

When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.

A spinoff from my other fanfic that begins when Dave and John are in highschool. AU from Dave's perspective. Be prepared.

A post-shower mishap involving a fallen towel lands Jaune in a heap of trouble, and awakens a part of Ruby that no one expected.

An orphan and an outcast, living two lives that should never have intercepted. However what could happen if a nudge forces these worlds to collide? With a new name and a new father will the Boy-Who-Lived accept what Fate marked him for? A Bruce Banner/Harry Potter father/son relationship. Skip to Chapter 13 for the start of the Avengers.

A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.

He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!

If you know who to ask, then 'anything' really is possible, provided you're willing to pay equal to the value of your desire. Lily will do anything to protect her baby. Rumplestiltskin is rather fond of that word. Rumbelle later, and other pairings. Don't own. Complete!

AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.

COMPLETE Slytherin!Harry. When the BWL is discovered missing, no one thinks twice when Hasan Castell appears at Hogwarts. Abandoned in a muggle orphanage, Harry grows up with a love of magic-in books that is-and thinks sorcery is all in his dreams. He calls himself Hasan to separate his dreams from reality, and is adopted and raised by a man who should be dead.HP/LL mentor!Snape

*Written for the 2017 HP Kinkfest on LJ* How does one go about mating a reluctant werewolf? Most would say, "Very carefully," if not "Are you out of your mind?" Harry considers himself to be of very sound mind and he has a plan. What do they say about reckless Gryffindors? Post-War AU, Mating, Animalistic behavior, Scenting, Pheromones, and Mention of mpreg.

An eight year-old Harry Potter comes across Acquila Black, a girl at his school, only to realise that he shares a strange connection with her. Sirius Black escapes Azkaban and reunites with his daughter and godson, together leading the fight against the Darkest wizard of all times Part I of Black Bond (Chapters 1-20 under revision) (Thanks to Nerdman3000 for the cover image)

Jaune felt pretty damn good about finally defeating Cinder, which might of been why he forgot she was a sore loser. In a blast of Maiden power, he's suddenly a decade in the past. No, the fact that Cinder and the White Fang are still alive and kicking doesn't worry him, he can handle them. He's worried about how he can watch 17 year old Jaune Arc and not strangle himself...

The long-awaited sequel to Hit List. A year has passed since the Ordon High Massacre, and what was meant as a harmless class trip results in a horrifying struggle for the fate of mankind and the secrets kept so long in the dark. "History cries, as one from the dust, raising a silent voice of warning... There is much we could learn, if we would but listen." AU

Seeing that young man die in initiation was horrifying for her. Even with all her time in the White Fang, she hadn't expected to see such an idealistic man as Jaune Arc die like that. It should have been nothing more than a tragedy... Instead she's now stuck with the lingering spirit of this guy following her around, and no one else can hear or see him in any way. Jaune x Blake

All Jaune Arc ever wanted to do was to enter Beacon and become a hero, but Arcs don't give up just because people see through their fake transcripts! After months of hard work, he finally manages to enter Beacon... as the Supreme Commander and Glorious Leader of a twice-reformed organization now threatening to engulf Remnant in an all-out world war. Uhh, Oops? Move over, Cinder.

In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.

Harry is more then just a wizard; he's a genius. So what happens when he meets another genius the beginning of his third year? One that Deduces Harry's treatment at the Dursleys in less then a minute? The answer; Quite a lot, apparently... Mentor!Sherlock Genius!Harry

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976

Jaune wasn't exactly Blake's type, but giving him a hand was the least she could do after he helped her out... it didn't have to mean anything - no matter what Yang implied! Also would Ruby cut it out with the knowing looks, I'm just returning a favour! Blake x Jaune realistic romance, focused on their times at Beacon Academy.

Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.

An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.

Children are products of their environment. A look at what Dudley Dursley could have been under the right influences, namely that of his History teacher and new friends, and what could have been...

A harmless prank becomes the trigger for a domino-effect of important events in John Egbert's life. John/Dave, post-sburb.

Deadpool and Spiderman have... an arrangement. One that involves a little sex and a lot of secrets. Peter was content with it, until he finds out that Deadpool's interested in getting to know the kid behind the mask. M for language and sex. LOTS of sex. Sort of graphic sex actually, in many locations and in a fair amount of different positions. Surely NOT for the weak of heart.

Harry decided that the only way he can win this war with his sanity intact is to train his own way without interference. But then he discovers an ability that he needs help with and only one person can provide that-Tonks. They bring the fight to the DEs in their own way so that the war will finally end.

Eren lives a normal life with his adopted sister, Mikasa and all his friends. One night Armin asks them to go to a party with him. Mikasa and Eren agree but will the party be worth it? What happens when Eren goes missing? Will his life ever be the same again? Vampire!Levi x FledglingVampire!Eren AU - Rating may change - Sorry for the crappy summary - multiple ships, mostly ereri

While working a psychology internship, Myde is given the challenge of analyzing Ienzo, a mysterious patient who spends his days writing on the walls of his hospital room. But when the story of 'Zexion' and 'Demyx' starts to sound familiar...

Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP

Seized by Voldemort at the end of his fifth year, in the Department of Mysteries, Harry was transformed into a cat and sent tumbling through time. Armed with nothing except teeth and claws, Harry has to handle the threat posed by Tom Riddle and his teenage followers. He intends to stop the genius young Dark Lord and sabotage him at every turn...in the form of a cat. Sounds simple?

Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.

Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.

Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.

Jaune and Blake are dating. No one else really gets it.

The rivalry between Disney High and DreamWorks High was stuff of legend. The students from Disney didn't like those from DreamWorks and vice versa. Those where the rules. They won't written but the students followed them better than they followed the actual rules. But maybe someone didn't tell Jack and Elsa those rules. Disney/DreamWorks crossover high school!AU

Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.

The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.

What if Jaune Arc can't talk?

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Jake English isn't one for subtlety- never really has been. Luckily for him, falling into someone's life is the epitome of straightforwardness, and Dirk Strider doesn't seem to be going anywhere. Demonstuck, DirkJake AU.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.

Even bars on the window, locks on the door and a demented house-elf can't keep Harry away from his friends. The Ministry hearing, though, might be a different story. And then there's that letter from his dad ... A second year fic.

"I told you to DUCK you bloody idiot, not run into the bloody line of - BOMBARDA!" An explosion shook the abandoned warehouse. "You're a Witch! I ain't gonna trust no f****** Witch!" SLASH, RATED M FOR A REASON

Who can walk away from a title like 'The Master of Death?

yOU ARE MY SUNSHINE, mY ONLY SUNSHINE, yOU MAKE ME HAPPY, wHEN SKIES ARE GREY, yOULL NEVER KNOW DEAR, hOW MUCH i LOVE YOU, pLEASE DONT TAKE, mY SUNSHINE AWAY. gamzee/tavros

Warning: This is yaoi and contains lemon content. Read at your own risk. Sequel (sort of) to Precious Wings. Lucifer finally gets to be with Azrael again. Very intimately.

A mysterious green inked letter banished Harry from his cupboard. But does taking the boy out of the cupboard also mean that you've taken the cupboard out of the boy? A first year fic.

AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.

..wait, what? Harry Potter not himself? Well, when you factor in a skewed ritual done by a dead person, an evil wizard, and a time-traveling baby, it starts to make a little more sense. Maybe not to the students of Hogwarts, though, who are all a bit miffed that Harry Potter has somehow managed to enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, despite being 1774 years in the past.

{Complete} What if Jack hasn't been completely alone in the 300 or so years since the Moon granted him his powers? 11 years after Jack receives his Guardianship, he finds himself telling Jamie about the true tale of the Snow Queen, and of their love story that has been lost to time and much more fantastical legends. Romance, angst, adventure Image from: StronGyu(tumblr)

It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.

While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.

There have always been musicians playing at the subway station; the has-been's, the wanna-be's... They've been there for as long as you can remember. But one day, when you are about 20, you finally hear something fantastic: a keyboard, played by none other than a certain John Egbert. JohnDave, DaveJohn, Hammertime, Pepsicola

After getting hit with an unknown beam during a fight with Mysterio, Peter can't see Wade's scars.

He was invisible; she was isolated. But maybe, just maybe, neither of them had to be alone. Jack/Elsa.

The island is abuzz with gossip when Kairi and Riku quite unexpectedly start dating. It was always assumed Kairi and Sora would live happily-ever-after but when it turns out Sora is gay its only natural that Kairi and Riku end up together. Right? AU. Sora/Riku

What if Dean had one person he could depend on always? One person who never left him? One person who put his needs first? Set in AU where Harry is not magical.

Man in Moon had been watching Harry ever since he was nearly killed on Halloween night. He had watched the struggles the boy went through. Watched as he made life changing sacrifices. The boy was selfless. Harry James Potter would become the spirit of Halloween. Harry and Jack were both chosen to become Guardians,now, they fight side by side to bring down Pitch. Slash Harry/Jack

Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.

After seeing Snape's final memory, Harry realizes that Dumbledore planned for The Boy Who Lived to die all along. But Harry has a much better idea... Harry/Voldemort romance. Oneshot.

He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Before Sam had Jessica he fell in love with someone else. When his lover disappeared in the night Sam searched but never found a trace of him. Years later Castiel says they need to bring in some assistance on a hunt but why is it all Sam can think about is Harry? Sam/Harry

"Oh, if this is Dirk on the phone, you're going to throw some pants on, grab one of those shitty swords you keep hanging on the wall and kick his ass." In which Dave gets a wrong-number call from some guy in Washington at two in the morning and things kinda spiral out of control. DaveJohn. No SBurb AU.

When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.

7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU

There was always something about the raven haired boy; an unseen trait that Gary couldn't ignore. But when a simple crush blooms into something more, it's not possible to simply move on and forget. After all, when you finally have the one you love safe in your arms, how can you bring yourself to let go? Lemon, of the yaoi kind.

Prompt: Since Wade is Canadian, he obviously says 'Eh' now and then. Peter finds that adorable and can't help but kiss him every time he does it. Even in the most inappropriate moments.

Harry had always believed that there was someone who took care of him when he was out in the snow. It just wasn't until he was grown that he had a name to put to that belief. Complete, Don't Own, Oneshot.

Harry dies at the same time as Voldemort when the killing curse backfires the second time and is sent back to Kings cross station. Now however Fawkes meets him there and sends him somewhere all together different than the Hogwarts he knows. Not Slash

Partly AU. Wally is the popular jock, Jeni is the social freak. But at night, the two are Kid Flash and Jinx... they start to fall in love, both in school, and at the crime scene, but how long will it be before they realize each others identities? KFxJ

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

Verb, past tense. Meaning: "To be abducted by supernatural entities." In this case, those entities would be wizards, and their abductee is none other than the very annoyed Danny Fenton.

Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.

Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.

Harry is a teacher at a preparatory school for young wizards and witches, and that is where he meets five-year-old Scorpius Malfoy. His fascination for the boy grows as their bond strengthens through teaching and learning. It isn't long before Draco is drawn into an evolving relationship.

The Dark Lord wakes up with a hangover and finds someone unexpected in his bed. HP/LV slash. Oneshot.

Three years after Voldemort's death, a depressed Harry is still obsessed with Tom Riddle. But neither death nor time can stand in Hermione's way when she wants to help. She drags Ron back to 1943 to kidnap an unsuspecting 17 year old Tom and bring him to Harry in the future. HP/TR slash. Two-shot.

They didn't get to make a new universe. But he and Karkat had a chance to rebuild their worlds, and they were going to take it. No matter what happened, or how long it took.

As John watched his captors he couldn't help but swallow dryly. This would probably not end in his favor. AU, slash, Karkat/John, Some other stuff. M for language and future sexual content and whatnot. I don't even know what this is guys.

Assuming the titans won the war, what kind of plan does the Titan Lord himself have for the failed hero? Kronos/Percy slash - Sequel "Trophy Wife" is up!

COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR

On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.

Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.

"This is how it's supposed to be, heaven or no."

Harry writes a letter of surrender to Voldemort. The Dark Lord is intrigued. Slash HP/TR . COMPLETE.

Your name is Dave Strider, and the love of your life is getting married. What will you do?

Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.

As an adult, Calvin had lived his life on his own terms, following his own rules. Now with the death of his father, he is called back to his childhood home once more to face his demons and reconnect with old friends, even ones that aren't human. Complete.

In which John visits Dave for the summer, brings him a pair of glow in the dark sunglasses and the A/C "mysteriously" breaks. Dave/John. Smut. Review, please?

Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr

A few misconceptions causes the student population of Casper High to take a guess at the mystery that is Danny Fenton.

A clone, a priestess, a fugitive and a knight are crossing the desert together in a V-class 1300-series armored truck. There must be a punchline. Post-apocalyptic sci-fi/fantasy road trip; Axel/Roxas, Riku/Sora

After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.

Months ago, Dave asked John if sharing a bed would rid them of their nightmares. Maybe as roommates in college they can give it a try. Dave/John two-shot.

When Lily's secret is revealed Harry runs away from home and meets a girl unlike any other. But she can never be with him, and he would never even suggest it. Things change drastically when his mother's legacy turns him into something no one expected.

Aqua laughed. "If you were any older, it would have felt like you were asking me out on a date." Vanitas only wanted to ask her a question, not ask her out. Seems he got far more than he bargained for. VanitasAqua / Believe it or not... This isn't AU.

13-year-old Harry is dragged into another world where he was adopted by Snape. Where his mother is still alive. Where he can't stop feeling like a stranger. And Snape discovers that a new Potter has appeared. One who won't leave him alone. Who knows Snape's deepest secret. As both Harrys search for a way home, they begin to question what home really is.

Danny gets an acceptance notification from a school that he never applied to. I know what you're thinking…green ink, owls, and a castle, right? Sorry, not this time. An attempt at originality towards a worn concept. Rewrite coming soon.

Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

A unique visitor during the summer rewrites Harry's world and sets him on the path to Voldemort's ultimate destruction. Takes place during Order of the Phoenix.

If Voldemort had discovered that Harry was a horcrux, things might have turned out quite differently. Warning: Attempted suicide, mature content, character death, SLASH, het, and unexpected pairings. Now complete.

When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?

Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.

After Dumbledore's death, Harry finds a time-turner in his office. He knows that he must use it to go back in time to kill Tom Riddle, but this proves unexpectedly difficult... Rated M for SLASH in later chapters. Now complete.

Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

HP crossover. Slash. Sam had another close friend at college, one who was hiding his own secrets. A friend who has lost everything and would do anything to keep from losing anyone else. How will his presence make a difference?

In his Fourth-Year, Barty Crouch was sentenced to the Veil, not Kissed. Years later, Harry gets his lover back. Warnings for slash. Barty/Harry. One-shot.

On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry

In which the boy who hated everyone met the boy who didn't. AU, RS. Warning: 'noodle' used as a questionable insult in a foreign language.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

It was like a wizard tale. The clever Slytherin helps a hag who later repays the debt. Except that Rose Weasley wasn't a hag, and Scorpius didn't expect to call in the favour.

Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.

Riku is one glass shy of hammered and desperately in love with the girl on the other side of the bar. There's just one problem. Riku isn't sure what that one problem is, but figures that it's probably Tidus's fault. Riku/Sora

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

Jinx casts a love spell on Robin but Raven becomes the object of his affections. What's a girl to do when the man who's fallen head over heels in love with her doesn't 'really' love her? She tries to cope of course, but his kisses are distracting...

Harry is a demon with a mission. His assignment? To locate and retrieve his target before he runs out of time or irreparable damage is done to the mortal plane. HPDM Slash

When Calvin finally sorts out his feelings for Susie, his timing is not great.

A chance meeting of love at first sight. If only the others would allow such a thing. The God of the Underworld and a boy of Spring could never love one another. AkuRoku Based on Greek Mythology of Hades and Persephone. Ch. 7 up!

Because of a villian's strange powers Kid Flash has just one thought on his mind, Jinx. How far will Jinx push Kid Flash into doing things for her before her conscience kicks in? And what will the Titans say? Because we all love being mean to KF!

Olette keeps buying four ice cream bars. Pence keeps taking pictures of empty space. Hayner knows something is missing, but he can't put a finger on it. Or bump a fist against it, either.

He could have been anything. A Goblin. An Orc. A Mountain Troll. Hell, he could have been the King of Dwarves for all Harry cared. But NO, of all the magical creatures, Draco Malfoy had to be a vampire. DMHP.

Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!

A John/Claire story that picks up where the movie left off, and explores what might have happened. It's about life, fairytales, and the obstacles faced when trying to hang on to a transient relationship.

Since meeting Kid Flash Jinx finds herself unable to steal and Kid Flash finds himself unable to stop pestering her.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

All Roxas wanted was a simple and convenient way to die. What he got was Axel.

Calvin knows something isn't right. He just can't figure out what.

I'd figured you'd probably moved on… married some rich prince, forgotten that a goat herder from Ordon had ever loved you, had ever existed.' Zelink, postTP, UNMARKED SPOILERS!

Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover

Kid Flash is spending more and more time in Jinx's bed, if only Jinx knew. Kid Flash's poor attempt to brainwash Jinx to be good by talking to her in her sleep. Better than it sounds.

Axel goes for a third attempt at Junior year, Roxas learns to kiss, Sora likes ladybugs and Riku is sexually frustrated. AU, rated M for language, yaoi, lemonlime in later chapters. [AkuRoku][RikuSora][Zemyx][LeonCloud]

Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.

COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations

At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.

AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted

Abandoned by the Dursleys at the age of four, Harry is raised by a magical serpent called a Syren. What happens when he decides the Dark Lord is the only one who can help him ‘get hatchlings’? ChallengeFic. COMPLETE! HPLV

[Complete Formatting completely fixed now!] Book 1 in the RSeries, an AU rewrite. Harry, abused by the Dursleys, meets a young Metamorphmagus one morning in the park. The girl reveals who Harry really is and where he'll soon be going. [Honks]

Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!