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Joined 03-13-14, id: 5588604, Profile Updated: 07-25-16
Author has written 2 stories for Rise of the Guardians, Brotherband Chronicles, and Frozen.

I'm focusing on The Pirate Flotilla for right now; I've got one or two chapters written in advance, but plan to post once a month until it's done (the sixteenth of every month). I've got the thing fully plotted (well, not all the specifics, but the main events), so that's keeping me writing. Mind you, I am not editing this beyond re-reading it. This may have results that include, but are not limited to:

Spelling errors

Grammar errors

Strange formatting

Changing colored horses

Changing character habits

General weirdness

I apologize in advance. Stick with me. If you catch some strange plot holes or a character who suddenly has green eyes instead of brown, please PM me! Thanks a ton if you've read anything I've written. And for real, shout out to the Danish reader. I love you.

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Amortentia by olivieblake reviews
Will they or won't they? Oh, they will. Fluff for when you need it. Romantic short stories, multiple pairings, mostly Dramione but some by request. Includes Bachelorette, Reunion, and The Real World: Hogwarts series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 145 - Words: 636,566 - Reviews: 6010 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 6/12/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Theodore N.
Harry Potter and the Bleached Hallows by Eradona reviews
The Finale! Part 3 of the Trilogy started in Harry Potter and the Bleached Phoenix. While Harry, Ron and Hermione search for the remainder of the Horcruxes, the Soul Reapers stay at Hogwarts to help protect the students and get ready for two upcoming major battles: against Voldemort and Aizen! Now being co-written by Arei-the Peridot Dragon!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,483 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Ichigo K., Rukia K.
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 369,410 - Reviews: 15619 - Favs: 12,606 - Follows: 12,224 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
A Court of Stars and Dreams by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy is volunteered by Narcissa to represent their family at the pure-blood Calenmai games under the banner of the Night Court. He asks his best friend, Hermione Granger, to stand at his side and help him pick a worthy bride from the available witches. Will Hermione really give up the man she secretly loves to allow Draco to fulfill his familiar duty? Drama/Romantic-comedy
Crossover - Harry Potter & A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,680 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 5/8/2018 - Published: 8/25/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Blood Traitor by Zalia reviews
Draco Malfoy has been living a lie to protect the girl he loves. He has inherited the Veela gene and on his next birthday he will become the first male Veela for three hundred years. Canon (except the epilogue). Multiple other characters, detailed storyline and no patience for people looking for a smut-fest in every chapter. Apparently, my sense of humour can be rather entertaining
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 92 - Words: 186,031 - Reviews: 3175 - Favs: 3,945 - Follows: 4,066 - Updated: 2/23/2018 - Published: 3/1/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
The Seven Stages of Loving James Potter by LovelyFlowerAK reviews
Lily's been hit with an affliction, and she can't seem to shake it. One for a certain Gryffindor Head Boy. As Emmaline so eloquently put it, Lily is experiencing the Seven Stages of Falling for James Potter. Which is complete hogwash, of course. Except, as Lily and James grow close, she fears that Emmaline might be on to something...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,674 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 12/3/2016 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,500 - Reviews: 8737 - Favs: 5,623 - Follows: 5,171 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Last Casualties by muggledad reviews
"Lily, it's him! Take Harry and run!" It began the same way, but ended in a very different way. This change caused life instead of death for many. Life altering changes provide the Power The Dark Lord Knows Not. J/L, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 386,442 - Reviews: 3076 - Favs: 5,729 - Follows: 6,467 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
The Skeletons in Teddy Lupin's Closet by nymphxdora reviews
After an eventful first year, Teddy Lupin is looking forward to spending what he hopes will be a nice, normal second year at Hogwarts with his friends- including Victoire, who will be starting at the school. But when an old foe reappears, a mysterious mark is discovered, and long-hidden secrets threaten to come out of the closet, Teddy realises that he's in for quite the adventure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,986 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 7/29/2015 - OC, Andromeda T., Teddy L., Victoire W.
Starstruck by Seven Scribbles reviews
Lily Evans is looking forward to summer - until she finds the Marauders, England's top-selling band, hiding in her barn. Now, she has to deal with rockstar egos, an unwanted admirer, and the dark force that sent them into hiding in the first place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 153,115 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 10/11/2015 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4523 - Favs: 5,490 - Follows: 3,836 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Hermione Granger: Agent of SHIELD by Lil Drop Of Magic reviews
After a series of worrying events occur in the Muggle world, Kingsley Shacklebolt finally grants Nick Fury's request to provide a magical liaison to work with S.H.I.E.L.D. (Set BEFORE first 'Avengers' film.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,299 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Hermione G., Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Blind Dating by MPPMaraudergirl reviews
Jily Muggle AU: After being set up on a blind date neither agreed to, Lily and James decide that fake dating and staging a horrendous breakup would be the perfect pay-back for their friends' scheme. But after a while, who can say what's real and what's fake?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,785 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/24/2015 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders, Marlene M. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Werewolves' Moon by SinclairWhite reviews
Set directly after the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione decides to return to Hogwarts complete her NEWTs, with or without Harry and Ron. But even during that summer there are signs that everything is not perfect after the defeat of Voldemort and the remaining Dark wizards are not going to be caught without a fight. On top of all that, Draco Malfoy is being strangely accepting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 247,948 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Key Limes by cgner reviews
In which Academy Award winner Lily Evans discovers the periphery of internet fandom and the existence of Prince James's gold star system.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,695 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 136 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Songs of Ice and Snow by thefireplanet reviews
There are burdens to being queen that have nothing to do with a curse. There are duties expected of the princess that have nothing to do with being a sister. And the course of true love never did run smooth.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 139,041 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Anna, Kristoff B., Elsa, Hans - Complete
Tyranny's Disease by cgner reviews
Lily intended to spend one night on James's pirate ship and leave with her purse a bit heavier. Now she's stuck on board, which might be less annoying if she could figure out where they were bloody going, if half the crew didn't suspect her of sabotage, and if she weren't falling for the captain. And why on earth is his cat wearing an eye patch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,191 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 16145 - Favs: 27,019 - Follows: 15,384 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11622 - Favs: 11,063 - Follows: 9,493 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lead on to Fortune by cgner reviews
Neither Prince James nor barmaid Lily had any interest in running the Kingdom of Gryffindor. This is the story of how they changed their minds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,057 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Still In The Dark by she-with-the-pen reviews
In which the Moon remembers, Pitch has forgotten, and a chance is missed. Is the Nightmare King's center really fear, or is there something more? It had been a windy All Hallows Eve, many years ago. A small boy sat at the entrance to a graveyard and counted.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Pitch - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,923 - Follows: 5,447 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Jewel of Cuarta by akibono reviews
Captain Varo Huska is coming to take Redwall's supposed treasures. Meanwhile, Marc, a brave young mouse, goes on a quest to recover the ancient Jewel of Cuarta... and, with it, the legendary blade of Martin the Warrior. Read and Review! Ch 4 UP!
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 2/1/2006
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Brotherband Chronicles: The Pirate Flotilla reviews
Can Skandia and its allies rally to stop a bloodbath? When Hal and the sailing crew of the Heron are captured and held for ransom, Erak, Stig, Thorn, Lydia, and the girl who saw them captured must go to Araluen to seek help. But is the crew truly only being held for ransom? And who masterminded such a cruel endeavor? Only time will tell. Disclaimer: WILL I EVER UPDATE? WHO KNOWS
Brotherband Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 6/16/2016
No Snowflake Too Similar reviews
PROBABLY PERMANENT HIATUS Before Jack Frost had lots of believers, he had few. And before that few, only one. With winter hitting Arendelle full on, Elsa and Jack have only a little time to figure out themselves and each other before the Kingdom comes under threat from a familiar face.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Jack Frost, Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B.