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I shall keep my identity as Penn

Music is pure beauty at best to me.

Reading is the definition of fun to me.

I like to write, but I'm keeping it inside for now

Faveorite Couples:

-Lizwin

-Dasey

-Seddie

-Jelena (Shalex)

-Nelena (Nalex

-Moliver

-Ross/Rachel

-Chandler/Rachel

-Jackie/Kelso

Love vs. Sex

A girl about seventeen was out with her friends one night and time passed quickly as they shared their experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid, it was a small town and her house was only a few blocks away. As she walked under the tall elm trees Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. when she reached an alley, which was a shortcut to her house, she decided to take it. however, halfway down the alley she noticed a man at the end of the alley as though he were waiting for her. she became uneasy and began to pray for God's protection. Instantly a feeling of calmness and security wrapped around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.when she reached the end of the alley she walked right past by the man and arrived home safely. the following day she read in a newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the alley only twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by the fact that it could have been her, she wept. thanking the Lord for her safety and to help the young women, she went down to the police station. she felt she could reconize the man, and told them her story. the police asked her if she could willingly look at a lineup to see if she could reconize him. she agreed and immediatly pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man as told he had been identified he broke down and confessed. the officer thanked diane and asked her if he could do anything for her. she asked him if he could ask the man one question. Diane was curoius as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him he answered,"Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her," Amazingly, whether you believe it or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this is you truly believe in God...

P.S. God is always there in your heart and will always love you... if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you will who read this will not repost this.

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Strange Attractors by NotAContrivance reviews
And, so, like always, Derek took what he wanted by force.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 429,413 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Edwin V., Lizzie M.
Not Listening by TheBucketWoman reviews
"In American Sign Language there was more than one way to say what she said. She used the three part sign, pointing to herself, crossing her arms over her chest, then pointing at him." AU Dasey, among other pairings.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 262,841 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Derek V., Casey M.
Wagering Love by Lady Azura reviews
Lizzie doesn't believe in love, but when Edwin bets her that he can make her fall for him by the end of the month, will she change her mind? On Hiatus.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,258 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Edwin V., Lizzie M.
Spilt Tea by w0nd3r-R23 reviews
It's been two years since Derek and Casey last spoke and suddenly Derek shows up on her doorstep... Will he finally be able to tell her why he stopped talking to her two years ago...?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,892 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Code Names for Puberty by Lady Azura reviews
Puberty is never easy, and for Edwin Venturi and Lizzie McDonald, things are about to get a lot more interesting… and complicated. Lizwin. Implied Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,326 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edwin V., Lizzie M. - Complete
Blast From the Past by VirgoMaiden reviews
Slight AU. Five people from Casey and Lizzie's past come into town to visit during the winter break of Derek and Casey's senior year. Romance, drama, misunderstandings, ballets, jealous cousins, and awkward moments ensue. Dasey, Lizwin. Complete!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 48,951 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
I'll Be Home For Christmas by Bloodtoast reviews
Lizzie's having a stressful Christmas with her Venturi-McDonald family, and the one person she needs the most doesn't show up. How will things ever work out? DN Secret Santa gift for Lady Azura! Lizwin Oneshot
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Lizzie M., Edwin V. - Complete
In the Blood by Sandalaris reviews
Three one-shots. Gora, Dasey, and Lizwin. No matter how hard they fight, how they try to out smart it, it’s in their blood.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
Tale's From Edwin's Book of Snark by JanetBanana reviews
Snarky Ed narrates this series of stories. First up: Lizzie and Edwin's junior prom. Pummelman, Paul, and parenting. Lizwin.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2008
Love By the Pull String Light by blubelle reviews
A cute passage of time Lizwin from a new perspective. A very unique view point shows how these two get closer over time all from within the game closet. I don't own anything.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Just a Bit of Bacteria by soulmatesDC reviews
A pink smoothie, a straw and Casey's mouth drives Derek to his breaking point. Short, Oneshot.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Time Changes Everything by soulmatesDC reviews
After graduating high school, Derek and Casey hear something unsettling. When they find themselves somewhere unexpected, will they be able to put their differences aside to get back home?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,914 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
And so I fall by jannikajade reviews
What happens when Paul decides to take matters into his own hands? Its a plot, and everyone is in on it, except Derek and Casey that is... DASEY Now complete.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,504 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
Tapestry by JanetBanana reviews
Story of Edwin and Lizzie's friendship. Beginnings of EdwinLizzie. I do not own Life With Derek. I also do not own any of the songs, they all belong to Carole King. Plz Review, I'd like to know what people think of the EdwinLizzie pairing, may be a sequel
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,364 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete