"The game is simple, Karkat." Dave tells you, smirking. "We start dating. Like a real couple. Hand holding, kissing, cuddling - the works." He can see that he's lost you, so he continues. "Just for seven months. We try to woo each other. And the first person to fall in love loses." You bite your lip, looking at his patient expression. You can't believe you're doing this. "Game on."