Me: Chris, Is the camera running?
CJ: No, The camera seems not to be processing video feed. It's got audio, though. Wait a sec... (Crackling noises are heard, a fuzzy figure appears on screen) It's a really fuzzy, but at least we got your camera working again.
Me: Oh, well. Hello world! I am known by many names but most just call me the cameraman. I am the entity that records all Video Games/Movies on live video feed and send it to your TV. My protege Christopher James here is running my dad's old camera. (The camera swivels and focuses on a hispanic teen's face)
CJ: H-hi there... (Camera swiftly turns back to Me)
Me: CJ isn't the best on presence... I-in fact, Neither am I...
CJ:...
Me:...
CJ:... :-/
Me: :-/ is right. That's why I'm the Cameraman, not the TV show host.

Basic info

Age: 13.5 billion
Name: DIDN"T I JUST TELL YOU THIRTY SECONDS AGO!? GEEZ!
Likes: Matt and Kim, Apocalyptica, Miike Snow, Having one incarnation of me play what another incarnation is shooting, Playing guitar/piano, Art, Dogs
Dislikes: Flamers, too much homework, Yanni , And people who dis regard my life's work (I tap my lightsaber in my pocket)
My favorite works: Fire Emblem, Star Wars, Babylon 5, Lord of the Rings, Legend of Zelda, Monty Python and Indiana Jones.

Please o please give me suggestions/reviews!

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