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I am a huge fan of; Doctor Who, Star Trek, Star Wars, HTTYD, and Percy Jackson

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Daughter of the Sea

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What if?

77 Ways to Annoy Your Teachers

#1: When the PA comes on, scream "I HEAR THE VOICES!" and run around the class room.

#2: Bring a cheesy top hat to school. When the teacher tells you to "put on your thinking cap", put it on and claim that it is your thinking cap.

#3: If the teacher stops lecturing, clap your hands and chant "Don't stop! Don't stop!"

#4: Perform the classic "pin on the teacher's chair" prank

#5: Randomly shout out "Will you be my FRIEND?" (much like Klemper!)

#6: When your reading teacher asks if you read the assignment, casually say "I saw the movie."

#7: When you are caught doing something bad, such as talking, blame it on your imaginary friend

#8: Make a really big deal out of random things

#9: Make a huge show out of going up to the board to do a problem

#10: When talking about different cities/states/countries in Social Studies, claim "I went there!" for each one

#11: Whisper loudly for no apparent reason

#12: If a teacher mentions anything having to do with a song you know, stand up and belt out that song

#13: Bring a really strong and/or disgusting perfume/body spray and permeate the air inside of the classroom

#14: If a teacher asks you a question, smile slyly and say "It's a secret," mysteriously

#15: Drop your books on the floor periodically

#16: Hack into the PA system so that every time it comes on, it plays "Barbie Girl", the "Barney" theme song, or the "GhostBusters" theme song

#17: If a teacher asks you a question, snap at them and say "Hey! I ask the questions here, not you, buster!"

#18: Draw smiley faces everywhere

#19: Stay in the bathroom for a really long time

#20: Sing the school song at random times

#21: Go crazy with whoopee cushions

#22: Whenever there is lightning/thunder, scream like a girl and dive under your desk

#23: Randomly turn to the empty desk next to you and pretend to hold it hostage

#24: Talk in an annoying accent all day

#25: Run down the halls screaming "IT'S COMING!" When asked what, scream and get in their face "Don't you know? IT'S COMING!"

#26: Host a jocks versus nerds food fight

#27: Bring a stuffed animal to school. Act like it's a live thing all day.

#28: Talk like a combination of Mr. Lancer and Technus the whole day (oh the horror…)

#29: Randomly scream "OH MY GOSH! It's HANNAH MONTANA!"

#30: Hack into the computer system

#31: Bring your cell phone to class and set it for a really annoying ringtone. When it begins to ring, let it play until it's all done, then say "Oh, was that MY phone?"

#32: On a completely random day, throw a surprise birthday party for your teacher

#33: Criticize your teacher's favorite sports team

#34: Fill in your verbal answers with lots of "fillers" (that is, "ers", "ums", "uhs", etc.)

#35: On a test/worksheet, put down "I don't know" for every question, even if it's multiple choice

#36: In computer class, randomly scream "IT'S NOT WORKING!" When encountered, say "Are you BLIND? IT'S NOT WORKING!"

#37: When talking about the weather, fake a forecast in a deep weatherman voice (or act like Lance Thunder)

#38: Pose or freak out at the security cameras

#39: Repeatedly ask teachers for their autographs

#40: In the middle of a lecture, shout "HEY! I'm doing something over here you know! Jeez, some people are RUDE!"

#41: Stand outside of the classroom and act like a security guard. Ask people trying to get in for an ID

#42: During a tornado drill, grab the fire extinguisher and spray it all around

#43: Pull the fire alarm

#44: Come to school in your pajamas. When a teacher asks you about it, have a meltdown

#45: Go into the bathroom. When a teacher goes in, scream "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"

#46: "Graffiti" all over the whiteboard/chalkboard

#47: When there is a substitute, say "No, no, no, you're supposed to do it THIS way," to everything they say or do

#48: Come to school dressed as a superhero, Dora the Explorer, or Boots the monkey.

#49: If the teacher is late, help out by "taking over"

#50: If you disagree about something, start a huge rebellion

#51: In band, when the teacher tells you to stop, keep playing. When he/she finally gets your attention, say "That meant to stop? I wondered why everyone else stopped playing suddenly!"

#52: Advertise a "trash the teacher's lounge" event secretly

#53: When a teacher comes down the hallway, scream and jump into your locker

#54: Talk in rhyme all day. When asked about it, blame the GhostWriter (in rhyme, of course!)

#55: Write/say all of your answers in code/another language that your teacher doesn't know

#56: Change all of the clocks

#57: Place alarm clocks in random parts of the room and set them off so that they go off every five minutes

#58: When given an assignment, break down and cry "I CAN'T DO THIS!"

#59: Wear a bag over your head

#60: Do something annoying during a test

#61: In gym, when the teacher announces you'll be wrestling/boxing, stand up and proclaim "Violence is NOT the answer!"

#62: Take a sleeping pill so that you sleep during class

#63: If a ghost comes into the class, throw the Fenton Thermos at the teacher's head and smile innocently

#64: Spill balls all over the floor

#65: Shout out random things

#66: When given an 'F', say that you failed fashionably

#67: Wear slippers to school. When encountered, say "SHH! I'm spying!" in a loud whisper

#68: Dump sticky stuff EVERYWHERE

#69: In gym class, if hit even the slightest bit, act melodramatic. When encountered by the teacher, say "I see the light" dramatically

#70: Flip everything upside down

#71: Poke teachers in the stomach repeatedly. When encountered, say "I'm seeing I you're a robot, cause you drone a lot!"

#72: Give play-by-play commentary on everything

#73: Chew gum in class and make a big deal out of it

#74: When a teacher mentions something about you or your name, yell "STOP MOCKING ME!"

#75: Keep asking for Band-Aids. When asked about it, say "I'm making a modern art masterpiece! Why must everybody criticize me?"

#76: When answering a question orally, blather on and on

And for the Grand Finale…

#77: Get all of the kids to do a "High School Musical" thing all day

PJO Pledge

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to rememver Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

when a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

when a friend is afraid of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone who gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

when I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see somone who doesnt get along well with others

I promise to remember ZOE

when I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

when a limo passes my car

I promise to remember Jason

whenever I hear thunder

I promise to remember Reyna

whenever I see a girl that is a leader

I promise to remember Leo

whenever I see a boy who likes fire

I promise to remember Frank

whenever I see a boy who looks like a baby

I promise to remember Hazel

whenever I see a girl whi wears old-fashions

Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackon and the Olympians wherever I may go

Heroes of Olympus Pledge

I promise to remember Jason

whenever someone forgets something...

I promise to remember Piper

whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...

I promise to remember Leo

when I see someone run away...

I promise to remember Annabeth

when someone misses someone...

I promise to remember Percy

when I see someone refuse to give up...

I promise to remember Hazel

when I see someone who has made a hard decision...

I promise to remember Frank

when someone is different then expected to be...

I promise to remember Reyna

when I see a leader...

I promise to remember Octavian

when I see a ripped toy...

I promise to remember Don the Faun

when someone asks me for money...

I promise to remember HoO

wherever I may go...

Pledge to the Gods: - never do this

I promise to remember Ares

Each time I hear of World War II

And I promise to remember Athena

Whenever I hear of a loom

I promise to use the internet

For Hermes' sake of course

And I promise to remember Poseidon

Whenever I ride a horse

I promise to remember Zeus

Whenever lightning fills the sky

And I promise to remember Hera

Every time a guy makes a girl cry

I promise to remember Aphrodite

Whenever I see a girdle made of gold

And I promise to remember Apollo

When the sun is very bold

I promise to remember Artemis

When the moon shines in the night

And I promise to remember Hades

When something gives me a fright

I promise to remember Demeter

Whenever a daughter moves away

And I promise to remember Hephaestus

When someone never gets their way

I promise to remember Dionysus

When I am at a party

And I promise to remember Hestia

When someones smile is very hearty

Yes I promise to love The Gods(well most any way)

20 ways to keep a healthy level of insanity

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY:

1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy."

7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

9. "Damn, there go the lights again..."

10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."

11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

12. "Ooooops!"

Hogwarts Rules
-The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
-I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
-I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
-I go not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

-I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy
-I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
-I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
-I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
-I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
-I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."
-I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.
-First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
-It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
-I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
-I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."
-I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
-If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
-I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
-I will not lick Trevor.
-Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
-I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
-It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.
-I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
-I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
-"To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
-I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

Other Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

2) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

3) I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals

4) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches

5) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!"

6) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

7) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

8) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

9) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

10) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

11) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

12) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

13) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

14) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

15) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

16) I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

17) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

18) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

21)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

22) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

23) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

24) The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

25) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

26) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

27) Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

28) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

29) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

30) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

31) I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

42) Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

43) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

43) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

44) I may not have a private army.

45) I must not substitute chocolate-flavoured laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

46) Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

47) I am not the wicked witch of the west.

48) I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

49) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

50) Neither will Professor Umbridge.

51) I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

52) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

53) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

54) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

55) Especially not all of them at once.

56) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

57) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."

58) Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

59) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

60) When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

61) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

62) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

63) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of Muggle firearms.

64) Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

65) I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

66) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

67) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

68) I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

69) I will not create a betting pool that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

70) Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

71) Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing Glimmer McSparkles.

72) Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

73) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

74) However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

75) If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

76) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

77) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

78) I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

79) I am not a 'super-evil, dangerous ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

80) It’s not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says "All The Good Looking Ones Die Young" with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

81) I will not yell "Hey look! It’s Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

82) I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad, bad nightmare about Harry.

83) I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall.

84) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”

85) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

86) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmancy exams.

87) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.

88) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

89) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.

90) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.

91) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

92) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

93) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.

94) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

95) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a Muggle car.

96) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.

97) When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.

98) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

99) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.

100) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.

101) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard,proffessor-eating eagle, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

102) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

103) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

104) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

105) Do not confuse Aragorn, Eragon and Aragog. Ever.

106) I may not introduce Nagini to Indiana Jones.

107) Challenging Ron to a slug-eating contest is just mean.

108) Under no circumstances am I allowed to refer to Voldemort as "Baldy".

109) Even if he is.

110) I am not allowed to tell the first years to have a staring contest with the Basilisk.

111) I am prohibited from sprinkling glitter on Draco Malfoy, dying his hair, and call him Edward.

112) I am not allowed sell Mrs. O'Leary to Hagrid...

113) I will not give Professor Lupin a collar as a Christmas or birthday present.

114) Saying "I think I 'taw a puddytat!" every time I see Professor McGonagall is most certainly NOT allowed.

115) Offering Voldemort a colonial-era powdered wig (complete with ponytail) will not amuse him and I am not allowed to do so, even if he needs a new hair do.

116) I am not allowed to paint the school neon pink as the only person it will amuse is Professor Umbridge.

117) I must not introduce Voldemort to a psychiatrist as it is likely to result in him having a temper tantrum.

118) I am not allowed to introduce the Cullens to Professor Lupin.

119) I am not allowed to tease Professor Lupin about his 'time of the month'.

120) I shall not play match-maker for Voldemort on Valentine's Day because it will only make him cry when no one will go out with him because of his lack of hair.

121) I am not allowed to be a match-maker for Shelob and Aragog either.

122) I will not arrange a battle to the death between nine Hungarian Horntails and the Nazgul.

123) I will not scream, "HIS NAME IS EDWARD!" any time I hear the words Cedric Diggory.

124) I will not ask the centaurs if they know where Chiron is because I have found a demigod.

125) I will not shout at dinner times that Darth Sideous is Voldemort's uncle, even if they do look alike.

126) I shall not try to persuade everyone that Percy Weasley's true name is Percy Jackson and he slays monsters with a pen for a living.

127) I will not sing 'I'm a Survivour' after the Battle of Hogwarts.

127) No matter how fun it looks, I will not stand on a table and do the Macarena at the Yule Ball.

128) Professor Lupin is not the magical equivlant of Wolverine and I am not allowed to address him as such.

129) Even if I'm bored, I am not allowed to ask Snape what is the mysterious ticking noise.

130) I will not dye Harry's hair pink or give him brown contacts, just because I am sick of black-haired, green-eyed heroes.

131) Whether they owe me money or not, I am not allowed to sneak into Fred and George's dorm at the dead of night to die their hair blond, spike it unreasonably high, then call them John and Edward in the morning.

132) I will not send Voldemort white robes for Christmas and claim he changed his name to, "Voldy the White."

133) And when he wears them, I am not allowed to run around Hogsmeade screaming, "AHHH! It's an albino dementor!"

134) It is not tasteful to send Professor McGonagall a scratching post for Christmas.

135) Bringing a magic eight ball to Divination class will only get Professor Trelawney annoyed at your, "Lack of Inner Eye."

136) To which I am not allowed to reply.

137) I will not refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

138) Nor am I allowed to have lightsaber fights with my wand and make whoosing noises.

139) "Because they both need to wash their hair," is not proof Professor Snape and Aragorn are related.

140) There is also no proof that Gimli and Flitwick are related and I am stop asking Flitwick if he's been swimming with any hairy women lately.

141) Singing 'Hungry Like The Wolf' in Professor Lupin's class is not a way to get extra credit.

142) I am not allowed to write on the wall in the Gryffindor Common Room, "I know where you live" or "I stole all your underwear!"

143) I am not allowed to replace the Bludgers with peas, tomatoes, plums or anything that is not a Bludger.

144) Portable swamps are not funny.

145) And I will not set off the above in Snape's sleeping quarters.

146) Or in the Slytherin's bathrooms.

147) In fact, I am not allowed to even buy portable swamps.

148) Harry Potter is not a Son of Poseidon and saying this everytime I see him will only result in him filing a restraining order against me.

149) My patronus is not a Nazgul.

150) Neither is my animagus form.

151) "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

152) It still is not appropiate, even if I have subsituted the flying monkeys with gummy bears.

153) I will not levitate everywhere in a big pink bubble.

154) My professors have neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Sugar Quills.

155) No part of the school uniform is edible.

156) Nor am I allowed to make any part of the school uniform edible.

157) I will not try to take house points from the first years for "being too goddamned short".

158) Especially as I am in no position of authority and Dumbledore would have to be heavily drugged before he would ever make me a prefect.

159) I am not allowed to wear singing holiday-themed ties and claim that they are officially part of my uniform. Especially not during June.

160) Luna Lovegood does not have pointed ears, nor is she to be addressed as 'Galadriel'.

161) Lucius Malfoy also does not have pointed ears, nor is he to be addressed as 'Haldir'.

162) I am not the reincarnation of Merlin.

163)I am not allowed to Accio the clothing of any person while they are wearing it.

164) I am to attend astronomy class and should stop yelling that aliens will abduct me if I do.

165) Hogwarts does not require a karaoke machine.

166) No matter how much I would enjoy watching Harry sing, "Saturday Night."

167) "Defying my will" is not a crime worthy of life in Azkaban, and I should not tell that to the first-years.

168) I will not speak to Professor Snape with a Transylvanian accent.

169) Nor am I to ask if he is Carlisle Cullen's evil, unfortunate-looking twin.

170) I will not start a rumor saying that Professor Snape sings "I'm too sexy for my robes" while showering. Or for that matter doing any other activity.

171) Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other Klingon house is forbidden.

172) Voldemort does not wish to appear as the 'before' for a line of cosmetics. And no, he does not care how much money I make from it.

173) The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror".

174) Transfiguring Draco Malfoy's uniform into a gold thong is also inappropriate.

175) I will not attempt to determine whether Malfoy is a natural blond.

176) I will not sprend rumors that Legolas Greenleaf is his second cousin either.

177) Luna Lovegood is NOT always on "physicidelic mushrooms" and I should stop implying that she is.

178) The same goes for Professor Trelawney.

179) I will not get a tattoo of a smiley face on my arm and claim that it is the new Dark Mark.

180) When signing to all of these rules, I am not allowed to write in red ink and say that the Cullens lent me some grizzly bear blood.

181) I will not set my robes on fire to get out of potions.

182) I should not be a sports' commentator for Ron and Hermione's arguments.

183) Hogwarts does not need a "This ... many days since Harry Potter almost died," sign.

184) I will not say "I see dead pepole" everytime I see a ghost.

But yes, I will do it all anyway.