Name: Kristen (No last names for you creepy stalker people)

Sign: Pisces

Birthday: February 23

Gender: Female (the fairer gender)

Age: 18

Hair: Honey Blonde (But NOT stupid)

Eyes: Light Brown (Yes, I know, very boring. But my friends insist they are 'Golden' brown not 'Light' brown)

Height: 5'8 (A.K.A Tall As Hell)

Ethnicity: Caucasian (White)

Country: United States

State: California (but born in Oregon)

Languages: English mainly, and a bit of Spanish and Japanese

Archive Of Our Own: I have an account here under the name Snow_Minx18

Wattpad: I also have an account here under BlackMinx

Favorite Anime/Manga: D Grey Man, Code Geass, InuYasha, Fairy Tail, Blue Exorcist, Attack On Titan, Black Butler, Munto, Yu-Gi-Oh Zexal

Favorite Movies: Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, How to Train Your Dragon, Rise of the Guardians, Harry Potter, Eragon, Avatar (the Blue people), Frozen, Tangled, Mulan, Iron Man (all of them), The Last Mimzy, Lone Ranger (with Johnny Depp)

Favorite Books: The Chronicles of Vladimir Todd, Maximum Ride, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, The Rangers Apprentice Series, Lords of the Underworld series, The League Novels, The Dark-Hunter series, The Seven Realms series, Daniel X

Favorite TV Series: Merlin (BBC), Supernatural, Once Upon A Time, Arrow, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Cake Boss, True Blood, Charmed

Favorite Actors: Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Viggo Mortenson, Ian McKellen, Richard Armitage, Lee Pace

Favorite Authors: J.R.R. Tolkien, Sherrilyn Kenyon, Gena Showalter, James Patterson, John Flanagan, Heather Brewer, Cinda Williams Chima

Favorite Pairings (A.K.A My Guilty Pleasure): Legolas/Elrohir, Legolas/Elrohir/Elladan, Glorfindel/Legolas, Glorfindel/Erestor, Maedhros/Fingon, Maglor/Maeglin, Celebrimbor/Maeglin, Narvi/Celebrimbor, Fingolfin/Faenor, Gil-Galad/Istelion, Thranduil/Thorin, Legolas/Thorin, Suzaku/Lelouch, InuYasha/Sesshomaru, Allen Walker/Kanda Yuu, Harry Potter/Severous Snape, Arthur/Merlin, Levi/Eren, Harry Potter/Legolas, Stiles/Darek

Favorite Musicians: Linkin Park, Evanescence, Nickleback, Katie Perry, Lady Gaga, Pentatonix, Heather Dale, Kelly Clarkson, Taylor Swift, Lindsey Stirling, Ke$ha, GreenDay, P!nk, Bruno Mars, Jordan Sparks, Beyoncé, Fall Out Boy, All-American Rejects, OneRepublic, The Fray, Celine Dion, Sam Smith, Ed Sheeran, Jasmine Thompson, Two Steps From Hell

Hey there! I am avid reader of almost any story imaginable (but even I have standards, see italics below). I always leave reviews (if possible) when I read a story. I am actually writing my own right now called 'After Ever After' a Harry Potter FanFiction set after the books, and it will be my first, but its on Hiatus right now due to technical difficulties and an absent muse. So I read others stories to help better my writing style and flow of the story. I thank all of the wonderful writers out there who proudly post their stories for people like me to read. They are always inspiring and helpful! Please don't ever let anyone/thing ruin your love for writing!

The only stories I refuse to even look at contain Mary Sues/Gary Stues and yuri (but strangely enough, I absolutely love and adore yaoi, go figure). I absolutely HATE/LOATH Mary Sues. They are stupid and have no imagination whatsoever. The character pretty much just runs around saying how perfect they are, how no one could not like them (even the supposed bad guys), everyone falls in love with them, and how they go so well with one specific character. I also don't usually like CC/OC pairing either, but will read them anyway if the plot is good enough (which usually it isn't). Sorry to all those out there who actually like those kinds of things, but I don't.

The Idiot's Guide to Flaming

Here it is ladies and gentlemen. I am going to personally hand out some tips on how to properly flame.

Now I will admit that I've only ever been flamed once, but let me tell you that it was a sore disappointment. I was waiting for my first flame and then when it came, it was a complete flop. I've seen an awful lot of poorly executed flames here and there and I think it's about time that people start spreading the word on proper flaming before one of these idiots hurts themselves. So here are the basic rules:

1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review.

2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. If nothing else, it's bad form not to give us something we can flame you back for. (Remember, you only get the credit for this one if you're brave enough to sign in.)

3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you!

4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing)

5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again!

6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off your skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit.

7) NO CAPS LOCK!!! OR REPETITIVE PUNCTUATION!!!. Not only does this make you look like a spazz, but it totally removes the element of surprise. It's far too unsubtle. The author will immediately take note of what's going down and possibly not bother to read at all, and that's no fun. The best flames are sneak attacks. You want to lull your target into a false sense of security.

8) Keep the cursing to a minimum. I know you may be tempted to show off that 'vast vocabulary' of yours. But while a single curse (or creative phrase) in the right placement can accentuate a point or give a flame some interesting flavor, an over abundance of cursing will make it seem that you're trying to cover the fact that you don't actually have anything relevant to say. Remember, there is in fact a difference between enthusiasm and Tourette Syndrome. (And those people have a real problem. You shouldn't mock them like that... you animal)

And last but not least

9) Think quality, not quantity. Try -as hard as you can, for the love of god- to refrain from overzealously spamming the author with mountains of inane reviews, especially for a fic that you know is already complete. You cannot automatically assume that your opinion is important enough to the author that they'll actually bother to read twenty-some-odd crappy (repetitive and/or conflicting) comments. -yawn- You have to earn that kind of importance through a demonstration of skill and intelligence. While one may be able to get away with the multiple review tactic if each review has real substance, generally one big well-executed flame at the end has much more impact.

There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the hell you like. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything that you think should be added to the list as well. I may think of some more later myself. Invariably you think of more of them when you happen to see a poorly executed flame. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the issue.
Thank you for taking the time to review the facts.

I'd like to finish with a moment of silence for all the poor, lame little flames out there who never really had a chance...

Christmas Special: The Twelve Days of Christmas Finals

12 cups of coffee

11 mental breakdowns

10 fucking pages

9 hour deadline

8 cited sources

7 days to do it

6 days I wasted

5 TIMES THE PAIN

4 shots of Advil

3 days sense I slept

2 words on my page

And a rubric that is unclear

A peek into my mind:

...is usually shy at first, but then does the craziest random shit when she gets comfortable with someone.

...when I say 'Nothing, forget it', I really mean 'You better figure out what you did wrong'.

...maturity level depends on who I'm with.

...believes things into reality.

...is living in an expanding universe of awesome people, some of whom are actually real.

...is still trying to integrate all her favorite fictions into one gloriously comprehensive reality.

...must own the 'complete set' no matter how long it takes.

...thought she was crazy... that is until she came here.

...likes to say "I will take the ring to Mordor"/"I volunteer as tribute" When her project partner doesn't want to do the talking and just hold the poster.

...thinks when someone says 'No' they actually mean 'Do it, just don't get caught'.

...doesn't obsess, just thinks intensely...and like all the time.

...thinks she isn't random, people just couldn't think as fast as she does.

...thinks she isn't crazy, but her reality just happens to be different than others.

...Wonders if 'Thesaurus' has a synonym.

Favorite Quotes:

"It's not my fault, if in Gods plan, he made the devil so much stronger than a man."- Hunchback of Notre Dame

"The closer you get to the light, the greater your shadow becomes."- Kingdom Hearts

"Sure, God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece."- Author Unknown

"It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well of not have lived at all: in which case you fail by default."- J.K.Rowling

"The day we lose our need for dreams is the day the human race forfeits its soul." - John Chiam

"There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle." - Robery Alden

"The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy

"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane." – William Dement

"Anger is one letter short from Danger." -Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." -Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I wasn't born, I was unleashed." -Sherrilyn Kenyon

"The most beautiful heart of all is the one that can still love even while it bleeds, and especially after its been broken into thousands of pieces." -Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Life is hard. After all, It kills you." -Katharine Hepburn

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should of been more specific." -Lily Tomlin

"A word to the wise isn't necessary, its the stupid ones who need the advice." -Bill Cosby

"A successful man is one who makes more money than this wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man." -Lana Turner

"People may die, but stupidity lasts forever." -Author Unknown

"We've come from hell. And we're here to tell you there's room for one more." -Author Unknown

"In each of us, two natures are at war-- the good and the evil. All our lives, the fight goes on between them, and one of them must conquer. But in our own hands lies the power to choose-- what we want most to be, we are." -R. L. Stevenson

"Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at." – Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

"In this world there is always danger for those who are afraid of it."-George Bernard Shaw

I wish to see Aslan shake his mane,

To help destroy Isildur's Bane,

To soar high upon a dragon's back,

To sail the seven seas with Captain Jack,

To fight in battles until evil's no more.

All this I wish to do and see,

If I could just escape reality.

-Maethorelen

Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area.

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Things About Pisces You Should Know:

1. We hate people who tell us to get a grip, face reality, or grow up.
2. We hate those who disregard or belittle our dreams and aspirations, even as a joke.
3. We hate insipid and austere people who feel the need to be in control and cant relax.
4. We hate bossy, tactless, and uncompromising who may or may not be nitpickers and rude know-it-all's.
5. We are often called escapists and aimless daydreamers but its not necessarily because we cant handle the real world.
6. With our planetary ruler being Neptune, a deeply rooted desire to transcend everyday normal reality is ingrained in our nature.
7. We seek the inner beauty of a person rather than being superficial.
8. We are very much concerned about our personal space.
9. We need a grounded partner who will give continual support due to our 'dreamy' nature and sensitivity.
10. We prefer long term relationships
11. We usually have high levels of intelligence and can become irritated by 'below par' individuals
12. We are usually extroverts and like talking to people

Being Honest... (No matter what)

*My not-so-Mini Rant about a certain popular fantasy author*

J.R.R. Tolkien VS G.R.R. Martin

''Tolkien is dead; long live G.R.R. Martin.'' - some published reviewer on a Martin book.

I have a confession to make: I have a great dislike for modern fantasy (at least what I've encountered so far). When I was little, my Mom read many fantastic stories out-loud to me, my brother, and my sisters. Tolkien's ''The Hobbit'' was so beloved that she read it to us once a year. I heard C.S. Lewis, La'Engel, Lynn Ried Banks, Anne Rice and others. When I finaly figured out how to read I got into the Redwall series, Dinotopia, and Harry Potter.

To my innocent mind the fantasy book was an amazing thing; it allowed me to flee for a time from the horrors of the 'real' world and enter those magical awesome realms were true evil was fought and defeated by the righteous; where saintly rulers and humble often fumbling heroes lived in places of beauty and wonder and made war against the Night, even if it cost them their homes and lives (consider Boromir - wanting to protect the people of Gondor and his beloved White City; succuming to the temptation of the Ring, falling and then rising again to die trying to protect two helpless Hobbits against ruthless orcs. He has paid; he has been forgiven; now an elven boat bares him in peace to the Sundering Seas.)

This is the fantasy I grew up with; it has shaped (and continues to do so) my moral and even spiritual life; Middle-Earth is the Gray Havens of my fantasy books. Every time I read 'The Lord of the Rings' I encounter something new and beautiful each time.
You are healed and sheltered; you are loved and defended and even died for; the characters really care and you care for them back. Professor Tolkien (who actually fought in battle and endured the horrors of World War I) has given us something that no other writer will ever duplicate or surpass.

Now what has this do with our G.R.R. Martin? Nothing and maybe everything.

TIME calls him ''America's Tolkien''. He is all the rage; everyone says his books are great. There's a much-pirated TV series. It has WOLVES (don't I love wolves?) Fantasy is back in the spotlight. Yea!

I started reading the first book ''A Game of Thrones'' (Which sported a movie-Boromir lookalike on the front cover no less)

What...The...Hell...?

Pages upon pages of characters upon characters of liers and cutthroats; whores and whore-mongers; traiters, drunkards and rapists and brutalized woman and children all awaiting violent pointless deaths in this wintry realm of Ice And Fire where No One Gives A Damn. And rape - not mearly sex or making love (is such a thing even possible in Martin's world?) but rape - the worst thing that can happen to a human - all described in lovely pornographic detail. Incest; child-bride rape; gang rape and brothels without end...AND NO MAIN OBJECTIVE PLOT.

So this is modern Fantasy; this is what people love to read; this is what Martin is growing rich upon, and like Robert Jordan he can write as many books as he wants because this is a Story Without End. No. You will not take me Martin; I will not allow it. My Mom got to book 4 before she had to stop, she told me reading your books was like getting endlessly bitch-slapped. No. I don't care what a great writer the critics say he is; ASOIAF is pure BS. That he is hailed as ''America's Tolkien'' makes me want to puke.

I believe in God and wonder and awe and beauty and love and eternity; so does Tolkien. I don't know what Martin believes in. Not in any of the above most likely. He believes in the savagery of the modern world and orc-like people who inhabit it - no heroes; saints or barley even decent men (with the exception of Ned Stark). I have alcoholic friends and bums that blaze like Gandalf the White compared to Martin's characters.

I will stay in Middle-Earth; I will learn to love and be loved and I'll take my stand here in my little Haven of cyberspace against Mordor's Shadow that hangs so heavily over this world; even if it means winding up like Boromir (or Ned Stark).

Who's with me?

Elendil! Elendil! For Narnia and for Aslan! Christ is Risen! Ride now to Gondor! The King comes...

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (How stupid could you be to do that?)

On a bag of Fritos!: "..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (Great way to promote shoplifting!!!!)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (How else would you use it?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But remember..it's just a suggestion...)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really?? I wasn't sure...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I thought that's how you ironed your clothes..oops, forget what I said about ironing clothes!!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Yeah like kids really work in factories still...)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (You don't say!!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (That makes me wonder what else I could use it for)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (And that would be...)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Oh My Goodness!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (So thay want to give us the real artifical nuts...)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Sure, go ahead and crush another child's dreams!!!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (duh!!)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yeah, I really want to straighten my hair while I'm washing it!!!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (...I thought you used a spoon...)

On a can of bug spray: “Harmful to bees”. (I thought I was harmful to ants)

On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”. (Note to self, don't buy from this company)

On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (So that's why it won't work anymore...)

A New Zealand insect spray: "Not tested on animals." (Obviously.. you tested it on insects, duh!)

A Television Owner’s Manual: "Do not pour liquids into your television set." (People really get payed for writing this??)

A VCR box says: "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." (How can you watch it????!!!!!)

A can of self-defense pepper spray: "May irritate eyes." (NO!!! Really???)

A can of windscreen de-icing spray: "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures." (That helps a lot)

A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard: "Do not drive with sunshield in place." (Well, that explains a lot.)

A cartridge for a laser printer: "Do not eat toner." (Awww... but it tastes good)

A computer mouse: "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." (Where did they get that idea...)

A dishwasher carries this warning: "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." (Oh...Sorry kids, can't play in there anymore...)

A popular manufactured fireplace log: "Caution - Risk of Fire." (What's it supposed to do...play music?)

A rubber ball toy: "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Isn't that why I'm buying it?)

A sharpening stone: "Knives are sharp." (You don't say!)

A snowblower warns: "Do not use snowthrower on roof." (And how exactly am I supposed to get a snowthrower on the roof?)

A baby stroller: "Remove child before folding." (Oh. Better go get little Bobby out...)

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." (Aww, man.)

An electric router made for carpenters: "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." (Shoot. There goes my quick fix to this cavity.)

An 'Aim-n-Flame' fireplace lighter: "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks." (Okay... then how am I suppose to use it?)

A rock garden: "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." (Ah.)

A Fruit Roll-Up snack: "Remove plastic before eating." (That's why it doesn't taste good...)

On a bag of Marshmallows: "Flammable" (Really? I thought they were fire resistant...oops...)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Copy and paste this into your profile! XD

I will remember Bilbo

When I find hidden courage inside of me
I will remember Thorin
When I lose faith
I will remember Fili
When I protect my siblings
I will remember Kili
When I feel reckless
I will remember Balin
When advising others
I will remember Dwalin
When I need to be strong
I will remember Gloin
When trying to save money
I will remember Oin
When I need to pay attention
I will remember Bombur
When I am cooking
I will remember Bofur
When trying to be positive
I will remember Bifur
When people doubt others by their appearance
I will remember Dori
When I am over-protective
I will remember Nori
When I take my life into my hands
I will remember Ori
When people doubt me because of my age
I will remember Bard
When helping strangers
I will remember Thranduil
When wanting the best for my family
I will remember Smaug
When I want to destroy things
I will remember Gandalf
When I am faced with death

I will remember Frodo

When I am faced with an impossible task
I will remember Sam
When my friend needs me
I will remember Merry
When I want to fight for those I love
I will remember Pippin
When curiosity gets the better of me
I will remember Aragorn
When I can't hide from my future
I will remember Legolas
When defying the laws of friendship
I will remember Gimli
When I feel proud of myself
I will remember Boromir
When I forget about friendship
I will remember Arwen
When I sacrifice things for the people I love
I will remember Elrond
When trying to make wise choices
I will remember Galadriel
When I see that someone has the potential to change the world
I will remember Éowyn
When I cannot be with the one I love
I will remember Éomer
When I look at my siblings
I will remember Theoden
When I see my family for the last time
I will remember Gollum
When I want something to myself
I will remember Faramir
When I feel worthless
I will remember Denethor
When I'm blinded by grief
I will remember Grima
When fear controls me
I will remember Saruman
When I ignore people in need
I will remember Sauron
When I become addicted to power

I will remember John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
When reality is ruining my dreams
But when it's time to read the last sentence one more time
And close the book forever more
I will remember one last time
That John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
Has given me a light in dark places

When all the other lights went out

“A lot of people think they know what a book is. But in reality not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you’re bored; it’s not something you were forced to read for a stupid school report. No, a book is something more than that. A book is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who’s not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It’s something that can make you laugh on your glummest day, at something that’s not even relatively funny. It’s something you scream at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won’t listen to you (no matter how hard you scream). It’s something that you get so lost in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that’s so addicting that even when you say, “This is the last page, and then I’ll put it down,” you turn the page anyway. It’s your best friend through thick and thin, whether you’re black or white, fat or skinny, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it’s just that some people don’t know what a book is, even though you’ve known your whole life.” by xXIceshadowXx. If you agree with this and know what a book is copy and paste this on your profile. (xXIceshadowXx owns all rights to this quote.)

Just because:

Many writers don't know the difference of "your" and "you're" or "there" and "their". If you know someone like that, copy and paste on your profile.

Did you know the average person reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that someone could read so few, copy and paste on your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker say don't exist, copy and paste to your profile.

If you've ever corrected someone grammatically once they have spoken, and earned and odd look or two, copy and paste to your profile.

If you have yelled at your TV because a character or someone you don't like was on, that's right, copy and paste to your profile.

If, for no reason, you laughed during a movie part that wasn't even funny, put this on your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it to your profile.

If you have ever read a book or watched a movie so many times you can quote it word for word at random times, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever threatened an electronic device, copy and paste to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you still need the alphabet to remember the letter's order, copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio.

If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous FanFiction's, copy this into your profile.

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