Dark-Gemini13
 Hey people!! I'm Dark-Gemini13... No, I knew you could read, I was just announcing it formally. Name: Jaky Fanfiction: Negative. Maybe some day... Please enjoy yourself on my profile.. like all the copy and pastes down below :) (Picture is no mine. Credit goes to ~Elicixers-Kuro on DeviantArt) Copy this to your profile if you are a Zutaraian! (Written by Zutara-Princess) Get ready for the rest of the Copy and paste things _ Copy this to your profile if you're a Zutarian! If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have an annoying younger--or older--sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this into your profile Favorite Quotes- "Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gump (Forrest Gump (duh!)) "Sokka, you have an elbow leech!!" "WHERE?! WHERE?!" "Where do you think?!" -Sokka and Katara (Avatar: TLA) "Life sucks, then you die" - Jacob Black (Twilight) (What? It's a good quote!) "MY BUSINESS... IS DONE!" -Zim (Invader Zim) "The owner of this hat is busy meddling in the affairs of others." - Urahara Kisuke (Bleach) "Violence! If it isn't solving all your problems, you just aren't using enough of it." - Kenpachi Zaraki (Bleach) "THIS. IS. SPARTA!" - I forgot who (300) (I HAD to add it... why not?) "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. ...And I'm all out of bubblegum." - unknown (They Live) xD "Now you see that evil will always triumph. Because good is dumb." -Dark Helmet (Spaceballs) Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Fuzzy-Pamplemousse, Akira'kitana, kalyn19, Random.Gal390, Ephesians5.19, Darkgemini13 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. If you like chocloate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you have music in your soul, copy this to your profile. If you've ever slapped a person, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile. If you are a bookworm, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. stateofmind7337, Phantom of Dragons, Random.Gal930, Ephesians5.19, Darkgemini13 If you are a Christian and is nuts for God and Jesus, copy and paste this to your file. Racism is wrong, and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile. FEMALE COMEBACKS!! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost (I SO needed to post this anyway :P) A - Age: Uh... Late teens will suffice... B - Bed size: Twin! C - Chinese Food Dish: Chow Mein and Tofu... Yes, I do like that stuff, really! D - Dentist name: Dr. Finckelsteinberg... I'm joking, but I would rather yank my teeth out than go to a dentist... E - Early Bird or Night Owl: Night Owl! ...I'm actually training myself to be nocturnal.. awesome, right? F - Favorite color: Red is #1, also purple, black and green. G - Gold or Silver: Silver H - Height: 5'10" I - Ink as in tattoos you have: None, but my big sister has a tattoo of a rose... if that works. J - Job title: HS Student, Author in Training, Tweeter, and Big Sister :) K - Kitchen Meal or Restaurant: Restaurant, Jack in the Box baby! L - Living arrangements: 3 room house, my mom, dad and little sister... (Thank god for my own room...) M - Month of birth: May N - Nicknames: Cleo, Sparky, Gemini or Gem, Trixie and Luna... I know, none of these names have ANYTHING in common... Odd right? O - On time or late: Depends on the event: School- On time or else. Party- Fashionably late :D P - Pet Peeve: Nail files and FWDs that secretly threaten you (I mean, come on! If a friend sends a txt saying 'send this to 5 ppl or you will die in 3 days' is obviously trying to tell you something xD) Q - Quote from a movie: "Whoa... THAT, WAS TOTALLY WICKED!" -Trik kid from The Incredibles R - Right or left handed: Right, naturally S - Siblings: 4 siblings... and two of them have the same name.. wicked huh? T - Time you wake up: Whenever I stop feeling tired and lazy... U - Urgent thing on your to do list: WRITE SOME DAMN FANFICS!!!! V - Vegetable you dislike: ..I think it would be better to name the ones I actually LIKE: Raw spinach, carrots and corn.. yep W - Wishing for: A laptop... Uh, and world peace :) X - X-rays you've had: None, which is surprising considering I'm such a klutz and injury-prone. Y - Yummy food you make: Ramen xD I also make a mean taco... Z - Zoo Favorite: The lions and tigers... I love big cats! But, I hate those birds that you can feed sometimes outside of the zoo... one tried to bite my hand off... Don't own, originally from Raptor-Chick and Hazel-Star 1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public. 2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3.Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public 5. Do not go out in public. 6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7.Note expressions. 8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9.Floor is slippery when wet. 10.Lake is slippery when dry. 11.Only talk to strangers you know. 12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note. 14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15.Kill them for security purposes. 16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18.The men in white coats are not your friends. 19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects. 20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning. 22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24.Always remember, um... um... Damn. 25.Train army of flying monkeys. 26.Goldfish don't like milk. 27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28.Find out who invented the word "pianoist". 29.People are staring at you. 30.So act insane. 31.People are weird, but not as weird as me. 32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. 33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible. 35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding. 36.Never pet a burning dog. 37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka. 38.Naked men dig parkas. 39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka. 40.You know what would look good on you? 41.Immolated cockroaches. 42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43.The size of Danny DeVito. 44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. O~O 45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. 47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!" 48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world. 49.That way is rum. 50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t. 52.You cannot kill the snow. 53.The snow can kill you. 54.Grass can also kill you. 55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms... 56.Catch and castrate leprechaun. 57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say. 58.Staple paper in the middle of the page. 59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. 60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs. 62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon. 63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork. 65.Remember to kill HIM... 66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67.Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory. 69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice. 70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions. 71.Eat the evidence. 72.But not if it's broken glass. 73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run. 74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids. 75.Disregard last note. 76.Note reactions. 77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year. 78.Stock up on ball point pens. 79.Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. 81.Do not stick fingers into blender. 82.Blender... Bad... Ouch. 83.Blood loss is bad. 84.Find way to re-attatch fingers. 85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86.Answer every question with a question. 87.Ask people what gender they are. 88.Note reactions. 89.Refer to people as "mortal". 90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me. 91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92.Start by drowning them in fire ants. 93.Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94.Kill them. 95.Brutally. 96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97.Dunk head in boiling water. 98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7. 99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling! 100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down... Pick 10 characters from Bleach (The one show I'm most obsessed with at the moment :D) in any random order and answer the following: 1) Ichigo 2) Uryuu 3) Szayel 4) Aizen 5) Gin 6) Pesche 7) Rukia 8) Renji 9) Toshiro 10) Rangiku (Probably the person I'm most like xD tells alot about me doesn't it?) Note: These picks are not in any order, nor are they my all time favorites... well some are but just reminding you this is completely random... :) Note's Note: I would suggest writing these down so you won't consistently come back up here for the people... It gets confusing after a couple of questions xD What would you do if... Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? He was probably scared of his father kicking his ass again.. I'd hide him in my closet or something... Number 2 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? He would probably get all scared cuz he's sweet and nervous like that... I would laugh but then give him a fierce warning later... Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? ...Momo would kill Aizen-sama! xD I would go to the reception just to see how many people show up Number 5 cooked you dinner? Awe! I would totally eat it with him and just kick back... Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? ...Anyone have a Sharpie?! Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Oh, she could totally pass off as my sister. Alright! Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? Really? It's sad and I'd bring him flowers, but I wouldn't cry my eyes out... Number 9 made fun of your friends? Very unlikely! lol He's way too sweet to make fun of my family.. but if he did, I would check him into a hospital.. for different reasons :D Number 10 ignored you all the time? ...She's probably drunk and just kinda dazed.. once she sobers, she'll be fine! Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Go kick their ass! Cause he's awsome like that... You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? What every awesome guy would do.. help me out, duh! He'd probably help me to a hosptial, but it still wouldn't ruin our vaca!! It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? What would Szayel-sama do... probably get me a Fraccion or some science stuff :D You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? He would watch me burn because I pissed him off in some universe xD You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? Comfort me and make me laugh cuz he would know how to cheer me up! :) Yea, cause I believe he's THAT awesome... You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction: ...Whatever it is, I'm sure I don't want to know... But me and Rangiku would get a divorce later cuz we were drunk xD You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Girl's Night Out! Oh yea! You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? Just being there would be support enough from him... You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do? We are probably drunk so we are drunk laughing together for no reason... or she hit someone with those huge boobs! Seriously, those things need an alarm when they are in motion... Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Because he's unique and cute! xD Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. O.O I would slap him into some sense... Then, if that failed me, I would help him out ;D You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her/his family. Would you get along? More than likely, it would probably be a sadistic family, along with Aizen-sama, Gin and Tousen... Yea, pretty cool! xD Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Never. In ANY universe. They. Will. NEVER. Kiss. Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? He's a hollow and he's dead, he has a right to do whatever he wants! xD You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? I would ask her honest opinion... then start crying if it is THAT bad Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? Awe! he's got plenty of options! For one, Rukia(Kinda out of his league) Oh, he's got me! :D Number 1 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? Awe!!!! Adorable.. but then I would forward it to Rukia xDD You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? I'm telling you, she's drunk and is distorted! ..But Ichi wouldn't mind ;D You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? Well, obvious! (Bow chica Wowwow!) xD Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? No. Next! Would 2 trust 5? Maybe after a LONG conversation, they could get along, but trust? Eh, maybe... Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? Rangiku slaps him! ...Come on! Where else would he poke her!? 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What class will they pick? Hmm... Ichi sucks at all classes and Gin is wicked clever... Creative Writing! 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? They are both responsible... so any job that involves hard work and responsibility! 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? Hmm... I guess, I mean, if Gin okay with being bald, then no harm done :D 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? Pesche wouldn't care too much. As logn as she was cute and had a -cough- big, uh, smile xD 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? "So, Taicho.. have you hit puberty yet?" "What?!" 1 accidentally kicked 10? What is with these two picking at each other... She would just yell and scream at him.. yea. 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen? ... Sent Message: WTF Uryuu!? xD 5 and 6 did a workout together? Not possible in ANY universe... 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? Cuz I didn't want him to spoil my party like last year! ..Don't ask O.O 7 won the lottery? She would spend it all on those cute Japanese chappiess... Yea... XD 8 had quite a big secret? He's gay. xD Joking! ...I would pressure him until he spilled the beans! 9 became a singer? ...Really? Oh he would sell millions! xD 10 got a daughter? Wow... Awesome girl, but I wouldn't have a clue how she could take care of her. What would 1 think of 2? Stupid Quincy that I love... O.o Okay... XD How would 3 greet 9? ... How would you like to become my next test subject?! What would 4 envy about 5? Rangiku? I dunno! What dream would 5 have about 6? Stop making these two collide! They barely know of each other's existance! What do 6 and 7 have in common? Absolutely nothing! What would make 7 angry at 8 Him being stupid! Where would 8 meet 9? Soul Society What would 9 never dare to tell 10? He wouldn't tell her much to begin with...But maybe if he is insecure about anything, he would never tell her... What would make 10 scared of 1? If Shirosaki came out and tried to hit on her xD She would run for the hills! Is 3 Gay? Szayel-sama IS very flamish.. perhaps bi, but he does come off very gay xD That was FUN!!! ...I kinda want to do that with other characters... YEA! Ill do that... If I annoy you... Then just get off my profile!!! ...No wait, don't go! I love you!!! O.O Number your 12 fave anime characters (In no order) and answer the questions!! 1. Toshiro 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No, and I hope I never do... 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Really hot!!! XD He has that nerdy kinda cuteness 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? O.O No.. NO! 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yea, a couple... 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Hey, it's canon! They are kinda cute so sure... 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Hmmm... Aizen has more of a connection to Rukia.. not that I LIKE this couple but probably 5/9 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? :3 He would watch the perv that he is! xD But personally, Szayel and Matsumoto... Nah! 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. While searching for Orihime in Hueco Mundo, Renji decides to speak to Ichigo privately. Maybe this time, the words will come out right... 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Eh.. I would hope not 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Hueco Mundo Experiment of the Heart (lame, I know!) 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? They both got fed up with the idiots around them and they start talking and... well, do I need to go on? xD 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? ...More than likely not.. unless the keep that secretive, in which is a smart move lol 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Uh, yea! lol Kon is so popular.. But he's a loveable perv if I ever met one xD 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? ...If they don't, I would! Hehe... 15) What might seven scream at a moment of great passion? :3 ...Some things are to be kept secret... *zips mouth shut* Knowing him though, it would be either REALLY dirty or incoherent... 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Oh gosh... It would have to be epic and just perfect! Umm... Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down... From a AMV 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? ...Very Dark... that would be about it.. 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Oh gosh, any line would work/fail cause Matsumto would just flirt back but Renji would have no real pick-up xD 19) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Hmm.. a couple of days ago... I think it was when- O.O nvm 20) What is Six's super-secret kink? I dunno, big cajones? I'm not psychic!!! 21) Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober? Kon would be sober.. but not Rukia Hehe 22) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Ichigo... but lets hope to God that never happens... 23) "One (Toshiro) and Nine (Rukia) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Rukia) suddenly runs off with Four (Uryu). One (Toshiro), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Kon) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Szayel),then follows the wise advice of Five (Aizen) and finds true love with Three (Ichigo)." What title would you give this fic? Toshiro's Love Journey (lame! Hey, at least I'm trying!) 24) Name three of your friends who might read it. Not many thats for sure xD 25)Name one person who should write it. I dunno, but I wish that person good luck! 26) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Someone call 911!!! The Earth has stopped moving! - YOUR GUY SIDE - You love hoodies. - YOUR GIRL SIDE - You wear lip gloss/stick. Don't own, originally from Raptor-Chick and Hazel-Star. 1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public. 2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3.Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public 5. Do not go out in public. 6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7.Note expressions. 8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9.Floor is slippery when wet. 10.Lake is slippery when dry. 11.Only talk to strangers you know. 12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note. 14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15.Kill them for security purposes. 16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18.The men in white coats are not your friends. 19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects. 20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning. 22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24.Always remember, um... um... Damn. 25.Train army of flying monkeys. 26.Goldfish don't like milk. 27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28.Find out who invented the word "pianoist". 29.People are staring at you. 30.So act insane. 31.People are weird, but not as weird as me. 32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. 33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible. 35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding. 36.Never pet a burning dog. 37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka. 38.Naked men dig parkas. 39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka. 40.You know what would look good on you? 41.Immolated cockroaches. 42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43.The size of Danny DeVito. 44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. O~O 45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. 47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!" 48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world. 49.That way is rum. 50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t. 52.You cannot kill the snow. 53.The snow can kill you. 54.Grass can also kill you. 55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms... 56.Catch and castrate leprechaun. 57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say. 58.Staple paper in the middle of the page. 59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. 60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs. 62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon. 63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork. 65.Remember to kill HIM... 66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67.Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory. 69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice. 70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions. 71.Eat the evidence. 72.But not if it's broken glass. 73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run. 74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids. 75.Disregard last note. 76.Note reactions. 77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year. 78.Stock up on ball point pens. 79.Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. 81.Do not stick fingers into blender. 82.Blender... Bad... Ouch. 83.Blood loss is bad. 84.Find way to re-attatch fingers. 85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86.Answer every question with a question. 87.Ask people what gender they are. 88.Note reactions. 89.Refer to people as "mortal". 90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me. 91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92.Start by drowning them in fire ants. 93.Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94.Kill them. 95.Brutally. 96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97.Dunk head in boiling water. 98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7. 99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling! 100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down... I found these on someone's profile and thought they really funny. If you thought they were funny and started laughing while reading them like I did, copy and paste them into your profile. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh at the world while it trys to figure out how you did it. When life gives you lemons, throw it right back at life and tell it to make it's own damn lemonade! Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... I know karate! ...And, like, two other Japanese words... :) You think I'm crazy? You should see my parents! I'm sorry, the person you are trying to speak to does not care. The world will hate me once I hit 18. hehe! When you turn eleven, don't expect a letter to Hogwarts if you haven't even mastered the art of speaking British! xP Copy and Paste if you wanted to be someone from a show or movie just because they were bad-ass! Copy and Paste if you have too many copy and pastes, yet you won't do anything about it! Copy and Paste if you've had breakfast for dinner or vise-versa. Copy and Paste if you think having different color hair is cool, especially if it's the same color from your favorite anime character! (I'm aiming for pink hair next ;D) Copy and Paste if you copy and paste this sentence for no reason... Copy and Paste if you've actually made up characters for an original or unoriginal story and made them part of society! :D Copy and Paste if you have a sibling who keep accusing you of being adopted... or vise-versa. Copy and Paste if you started talking odd or wore something over and over just to have something to be identified by. You know, like Little Red Riding Hood's Hood... Copy and Paste if you want me (darkgemini13) to gather 5 friends and go run around the world dressed up as super heroes. ...Okay maybe you don't, but I do! And now, my stories! ...If I had stories... Awkward. |
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