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Hello! I'm NZPavlova, but you can call me Saisei!

Beware, I'm often very bored...

You can also find me here:

I like a lot of stuff. Here are just a few: Anime, manga, drawing, reading, going online, sleeping, my bed, VOCALOID, MikuMikuDance, cake, sugar, photography, geography, music, learning languages and confusing people.

I also dislike a lot of stuff. Here are some of them: Earthquakes (My biggest fear... TT^TT), spiders (My second biggest fear, which makes me feel like a little girl), the fact I have to take exams next year -dies-, when the computer dies and waking up in the morning.

Here are a few facts about me...

I can say hello in 21 languages (including English)
I periodically obsess over things
My form teacher thinks I could be head girl in three years
My favourite colour is purple
I just made you lose the game
I love Axis Powers Hetalia
I have an OC for New Zealand
I really want to learn Lithaunian
I love chocolate...
I know all/most of the lyrics to the different versions of Marukaite Chikyuu
I get depressed when my iPod goes flat because then I can't listen to my music in a bunch of different languages (English, Japanese, Chinese, Lithuanian, Polish, German, Romanian, Russian, Korean, Vietnamese, Spanish, Dutch, French and Portugese)
I have this thing about learning a language for three weeks
I can't draw hands to save myself
I want to dye my hair purple
I spazzed when I learned that New Zealand has a character sketch (Actually, it's more like a chibi, but whatever! XD)
When I learned the English lyrics to one of the verses in Poland's version of Marukaite Chikyuu, I spazzed and nearly fell off the computer chair
I'm a spaz
My parents separated a month before I turned nine
They've been divorced for six years (It was 2004)
I'm 15
It makes me sad that New Zealand is so unknown
I'm 1/32 Maori
I'm Maori, French, German, Scottish, English and Irish
I'm a direct descendant of a chief of the Maori tribe Te Atiawa
I love world maps and flags
They fascinate me :D
I seriously think I may be insane. No kidding. I HEAR BELLS. But only in my room. Yet there's nothing in my room that can possibly make the sound of a bell... It scares me...

Notice: I have decided to discontinue these stories:

Konoha's 150 Year Old Spirit

The Demon Within

The Vampire of Konoha

I'm just not getting any ideas for them. Sorry if you actually liked them. I kinda didn't.

And if you like the one about the NZ girl being transferred to Japan, then sorry about there being no updates yet. Not getting any ideas for that one either. I will update eventually, I promise!

Copy and Paste crap!! Yaaay!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what’s so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this to your profile

If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (Did that when I was typing, too!)

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.

If you have ever tried to run on water and nearly drowned yourself in the process, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

If you love Naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you were one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billy Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Pheonix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714, cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo, Ski Bo, Serenity Maxwell, zigyy553, Pyronix, SimplyEdible, Manicorabs, Asterik, NZPavlova

55 percent of people yawn after seeing someone yawn, in fact, reading about yawning will make some people yawn. If, after or while reading this, you yawned, copy and paste this in your profile. (It was a big yawn, too.)

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off! (I'm not an American)

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. (And hopefully, I never will.)

If you know a video game charecter or video game weapon that need(s) to exsist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (And boy, is it fun!)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Ghetto Anime Princess, AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Coco Gash Niccals,cheerleader101,Sangorulz, Twilight's Truth, NZPavlova

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already! (Spazzes are awesome.)

If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been flamed, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit!

If you are a NejiTen fan then copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I'd rather be random and unpopular than unrandom and popular any day!)

If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile.

If you think that Neji likes Tenten as more than a teammate or close friend, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, ChristinaAngel, Higura Natume, Lycoris Calantha, NZPavlova

If you think that even though Tenten doesn't show up in the manga/anime too much, she deserves more appreciation and that she kicks butt, copy and past this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, ChristinaAngel, Higura Natume, Lycoris Calantha, NZPavlova

If you hate Nejihina copy this into your profile

If you spout a Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your family wonders how you can remeber all the Naruto character's names, copy this into your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Higura Natume, Lycoris Calantha, NZPavlova

If you love Naruto couples, whatever they may be, as much as the show, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Higura Natume, Lycoris Calantha, NZPavlova

If you're actually smart enough to know that no members of Team 10 can get together because then the Ino-Shika-Chou clans would be ruined, copy thins into your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Higuta Natume, Lycoris Calantha, NZPavlova

Recent studies showed that 92 precent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Drew from pokemon and May may not be included. if you don't get it copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like Shikatema better than Shikaino, copy this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~ pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

THE WE LOVE NARU/HINA CLUB : If you love the idea that Naruto and hinata should hook up copy and paste this to your page and ad your name. Oodama Rasengan, NZPavlova

I went to a birthday party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink at all, So I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't choose to drink and drive, Though some friends said I should.
I knew I made a healthy choice and, Your advice to me was right, As the party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my own car, Sure to get home in one piece, Never knowing what was coming, Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, "The kid that caused this wreck was drunk." His voice seems far away.
My own blood is all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, "This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, That I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? But now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom, Tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his mom and dad had, I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, I love you and good-bye.
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom -- .

~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Honatetsu Kiyasha, Lycoris Calantha, NZPavlova

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun".

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

I love Deadlines! i like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicans left.

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history A real friend could blackmail you with it!

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

When life gives you lemons ... squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes!

BUNNY IS GONE! FF.NET MADE THEM DISAPPEAR!

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile:

My name is May, I am but three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see

I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong. Or else I'm locked up, All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone, The house is dark. My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just. One whipping tonight, Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car, My daddy is back. From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse

My name he calls, I press myself, Against the wall. I try and hide

From his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault. That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more, I finally get free, And I run for the door. He's already locked it

And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late. His face has been twisted, Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain

Again and again, Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops

And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor. My name is May

And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. (Llamas are awesome!! XD)

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.

More Copy and Paste crap!! Yaaay!

IF YOU LOVE HUNNY SEMPAI COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are in love with a fictonal character copy and paste this to your profile. (DAMN YOU HETALIA AND YOUR SMEXY MEN. XD)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is stupid because you cant understand a word that anyone is saying copy and paste this to your profile. (And yet I listen to music a bunch of other languages! *See random facts at the top.* XD)

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Loli-Shota type copy and paste this to your profile.

If you dislike the color pink but some how fell in love with Ouran copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever cried during a anime copy and paste this to your profle.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, SassySaku, CommitedToKiba, Angel Lilith, LittleCopperRidingHood15, KATtheVampireBunny, Andi, NZPavlova

Holy Crap There's More!! XD

If fanfiction practically ruined your views on life... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you can't understand why anyone would not want to bring into play etymologic word usage, hyperbolic statements, and/or pithy rejoinders or just odd combinations of the three in their everyday vocal communications… copy and paste this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's awesome. if you agree... copy this and put it in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning... copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love your family (mom, dad, sibling) and are proud of it... copy and paste this to your profile.

If you or your best friend is completely insane... copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time... copy this onto your profile.

If, when you open up your email, you don't have any story/chapter alerts from fanfiction, you get sad... copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've often wondered, "Hmm, what did I do before fanfiction?"... copy and paste this to your profile.

If for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny... put this in your profile.

When I was your age Nickelodeon had good cartoons! If you were a child before Nickelodeon started to suck...copy this into your profile.

If you are so glad that the Crocs and Tamagotchi fads are over with... copy and paste this to your profile.

If your height can be described as "fun sized" and you're proud of it... copy and paste this in your profile.(I'm a bit above, but so what?)

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored... copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe preps travel in packs... copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now... copy and paste
this into your profile.

If you think writers block should be illegal and naturally impossible in any way, shape, or form... copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're not Japanese, but wish you were... copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you start school and there are some people that are new, you go straight to them and say, "do you wanna be friends" and freak them out in the process, then prod and annoy them, asking them if they like to draw, write, eat cake, watch anime, read manga, read in general, listen to music in
a different language, likes coffee, and likes getting high on sugar...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain... copy and paste this on your profile.

If normal clowns (as in not the evil kind), in-closed spaces, and flying on airplanes all do not scare you in the slightest, but when your Poptart suddenly pops out of the toaster after you've become either distracted while waiting for them to toast or just got lost in your own little world, you scream, then see that it was only your breakfast and not some serial killer or axe out to get you, you laugh your head off... copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes... copy this into your profile.

If you could seriously care less about what people think when your bestie of the same gender glomps you in the hall way... copy and paste this on your profile.

~Hilarious and Real Lables that have been found on Stuff~

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction s if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

I recently found an interesting phobia on the internet: Ouranophobia (Also called 'Uranophobia) - The fear of Heaven. Why this even exists, I have no clue. But there's something in the name: OURANophobia. I think the name of this phobia should be illegal. If you agree, copy and paste to to your profile and add your name!! NZPavlova