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Joined 07-05-08, id: 1625330, Profile Updated: 11-05-09
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.

Hey everybody! I figure if you don't care enough to read my bio, you won't, but I'll write it anyway in case someone is interested enough to skim it. And I promise I didn't mean to make it this long. It just kinda happened.

Name: well in order to get here, you'd have to click on my name so i suggest you check that if you didn't see it the first time. (it translates directly to "quiet angel")

I am old enough to know better than to post my age online.

I tend to have a sarcastic personality and I kinda have a short attention span. And my friends say that I'm just plain weird. (but see below. I'm proud of it!)

I like to read and write and listen to music. Music is my boyfriend. I like good ol' rock-n-roll: classic rock, alternative, punk, emo, etc and metal. (At the bottom of the looong bio, i have quotes from some of my favorite musicians.)

I'm, well you can't really classify me under any label cause I'm a mixture of several. Some people call me a scene or emo but that's on account of my fashion sense.

I love reading manga. For those who read it as well, I like Naruto, Bleach, Yuyu Hakusho, Vampire Knight, Full Metal Alchemist, Dot Hack, DNAngel, One Piece, Black Cat, Tegami Bachi, Ultimo, and I think that's it.

I love Sasuke (don't be a hater!), Kabuto (again, be nice), Kankuro (total fangirl!!), Gaara (got like 4 posters of him!), Hiei (yes, i know he's a demon), Ed (I LOVE him!!), Shikamaru, Itachi, Sasori, Toshiro, Renji, Ichigo, Ulquiorra, Yusuke, and Train. They are my favorite anime boys. My fav anime girls are TenTen, Temari, Hawkeye, Rukia, Hinata, and Yuchiru.

My favorite bands/singers are: My Chemical Romance, Papa Roach, Three Days Grace, Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet for my Valentine, Rise Against, The Used, Utada Hikaru, Gazette, Anberlin, Evanescene, Saosin, Paramore, Coldplay, Shinedown, Tokio Hotel, Skindred, Skillet, Red, Chevelle, Emilie Autumn, Aiden, Underoath, Devil Wears Prada, Silverstein, Eyes Set to Kill, and Flyleaf.

Fav authors: Tamora Pierce, Stefanie Meyer and Eoin Colfer

My friend on here (and the only writer I know in real life here) Gingeh, is a great writer and a awesome person. Check out here stories people!! (Even though she doesn't like my taste in anime boys.)

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a witch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm MIXED so I must be messed up.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I am EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.

I got this from MangaMade4545 who got it from someone who got it from Inumaru12. If you like these the unedited version is there. I just got the one's that described me. Then from Artic Fox7856 I found this:

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say Anime (Naruto, Bleach, YuYu Hakusho, etc, etc.)
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real, copy this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, Kara Hitame, FANGIRL OF SASUNARU HOTNESS, hissoritenshi

If you think that being unique is better than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) put tis on your profile.

30 of kids go to collage. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are part of the 30 that KNOW that your going to collage, copy this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Hilarious Tragedy, Bruce n' Charlie, Kara Hitame, FANGIRL OF SASUNARU HOTNESS, hissoritenshi (i noticed that college was spelled wrong too!)

I, as a reader find it increasingly infuriating that stories can get thousands of hits, yet only a few reviews. What could have taken you five or ten minutes to read, could have taken someone several hours to write and a lot of planning. Review encourage people and make them feel good about the writing.

I, hissoritenshi, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.

Copy a paste this into your profile to join the revolution.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning, and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said, "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I'm sick I'm black, when I go in the sun I'm black, when I'm cold I'm black, when I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink, when you grow up you turn white, when you're sick you turn green, when you go in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you turn purple. And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured?"

The black man then sat down and the white man walked away.

Stop racism-Copy this onto your sight.

Month One

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I'm a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It's so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy?

I'm a boy!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It's very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs

I'm becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's an abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP ME!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I'm in Jesus's arms.

He's holding me

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me mommy.

Every abortion is just...

One more heart that has stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, repost this. And if you almost cried post this in your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN...

getting HIGH meant swinging at the playground?

the worst thing you could get from boys was cooties?

'mom' (was your hero)

and 'dad' was the boy you were gonna marry?

and your WORST ENEMIES were your siblings

and rAcE iSsUeS were about who ran the fastest?

when-WAR-was a card game

and life was simple and carefree?

remember when all you wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?

Put this in your profile if you're still 5 inside...no matter how old you are.

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

Was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair.

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of a sound

Until her parents

Unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place

But she grabs her bear

And softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking

"Please God why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

And the poor child was beaten

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest

"You deserve to die

You worthless little pest!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dieing

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

Then quickly barged in

Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART (got from cocogirl198).

OK these are some of my favorite musician's quotes. I shall add more whenever I find some good ones.

"I learnt to walk in the backstages of theatres and opera houses, amongst the beautiful chaos of costume changes, circus performers, sweaty ballerinas, dripping make-up, and far too much glitter. Then, I went mad and was locked up. What did you think that would sound like?"~Emilie Autumn (About her album, Opheliac)

“Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.”~Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance)

“Are You On Our Side And You Want To Be Different Or Are You On That Side And You Want To Throw A Football At My Head?”~Gerard Way

“I said to myself, 'Man, I'm so tired of hearing songs about peoples' ex-girlfriends. It's really nauseating. And the whole me, me, me aspect of it was just like overdone.”~Gerard Way

“This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments, and there's quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well.”~Mikey Way (My Chemical Romance)

“Popsicles should be the new black, that way everyone would have one!”~Frank Iero (My Chemical Romance and Leathermouth)

“Homophobia is gay.”~Frank Iero

“I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids.”~Frank Iero

“We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster."~Frank Iero

I'm not psycho... I just like psychotic things.~Gerard Way

So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window.~Gerard Way

“The biggest thing I've learned is that you only have one chance. You only have today to live-but you gotta take it and make it the best you can”~Bert McCraken (The Used)

"I'm retarded and I'm on TV"~Amy Lee (Evanescene)

"If people make fun fun of you, you must be doing something right"~Amy Lee

“Britney Spears and all that, they don’t threaten me, they don’t bother me, because they’re not talented.”~Amy Lee

"Too bad you can't quote the look on my face."~Amy Lee

"Inspiration comes in the middle of the night when you should be doing homework."~Amy Lee

"Kiss my fkn ass in D-Minor."~Amy Lee

"Jason, the guitar player in the band, said a really unique thing to me once. He said, 'Music – you don’t pick it, it picks you.' This is so true.~Brent Smith (Shindown)

"I don't know if I'm accident-prone or I'm just and idiot, but yeah I get hurt a lot."~Frank Iero (For anyone who knows me, this describes me oh so well. I'm such a klutz!)

“Who was the fool, who the wise man, beggar or king? Whether poor or rich, all's the same in death.”~Jacoby Shaddix (Papa Roach)

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Of CafPow & Mistletoe by Daughter of the Black reviews
December is here, and Abby is ready. Gibbs and the team are in for bucket loads of trouble and fun this month. What's Tony up to, and will everyone survive this Christmas? Gabby.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,292 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
A Shift Has Been Made by Karfinwen reviews
Gibbs comes down to Abby's lab for results, and realizes that something has shifted between them. Perhaps the time has come to change what they have?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
Hitsugaya's Guide to High School by Skyskater reviews
Hitsugaya writes a journal about his high school experience and also dishes up the dirt about your favorite shinigami members! SO READ! Hitsugaya-POV, rated T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 104 - Words: 134,125 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Naruto BedTime Tales! by Brit-Charm reviews
Here it is! All your favourite Naruto Characters in famous bed time tales! Enjoy reading the naruto versions of stories such as Goldilocks and the Three Bears! Crack Fic. Update: Abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,553 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Deidara, Gaara - Complete
Look A Like by Obsidian.Jade.Love reviews
Sakura-chan! He's back!" "He is?" "Yeah, and he's not alone." "What?" "He's with.. his girlfriend. And the funny thing is, she looks exactly.. like you." SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,895 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Akatsuki StoriesKisame and the New Girl reviews
Well title is somewhat self-explanatory. A new kid joins the Akatsuki and is placed under the charge of Itachi and Kisame.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Get a Clue reviews
Ichigo's soul reaper has gone missing! But who has taken it? The gang has to play a game of clue to find out, well, clue with a twist. This story is pointless and was written when i was deliriously ill. Just a warning.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete
Akatsuki StoriesSasori and Shadows reviews
Sasori is dead, but was he as evil as Sakura originally thought? A life story as told by a friend of Sasori. Note, this is the first but not the last time i will have an original character . First of several stories on the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
Valentine's Day Sonfics reviews
Alright, this is a set of 5 songfics that each have a different plot. they're not always the usual love songs. well, you'll see. just read it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
We're Working with Who! reviews
Ok, so the boys hate the girls and the girls can't stand the guys. Well that worked out until Tsunade sticks the two groups together on a risky rescue mission. Think they can work out their differences. Yeah, me neither. Sequel to Super Konohan Teens.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008
Konohan Ninjas Turned Superheros? reviews
Konoha may not be as peaceful as it first appears. The local squad of superheros may never be the same when four new girls join the team. No good at summaries. Rated T just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008
What did I do to deserve this? reviews
A case of love gone wrong. Rukia is left with a broken heart and bittersweet memories of the one she thought she loved.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Rukia's First Love reviews
Rukia has fallen in love with the boy she could never stand. Although she is greatly surprised, she's learned that love is full of surprises! RukiaIchigo oneshot
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Meet the Sennin reviews
What happens when Orochimaru and an unsuspecting bystander insult Tsunade's beloved slugs? Well nothing good that's for sure!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
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