On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.

Hermione Granger is a recent University graduate and the girlfriend to Ron Weasley. However, she's not entirely pleased with her life. She wants a job in her field, and when a chance to have just that falls into her lap, she doesn't hesitate to take it. However, in taking the job, she finds that she not only finds a love of potions, but love for something else.

[HG/SS] AU: Neville's nervous twitch causes a really severe potions explosion that hits his lab partner, Hermione Granger. Her life is drastically changed forever. [Completely Crack]

Thought to be the squib brother to the Boy-Who Lived, he was sent away from the wizarding world as a boy. Treated with hatred and apathy from his relatives, until he receives a letter from a place called Hogwarts. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.

A series of unrelated ficlets in which fem!Harry meets her soulmate. Or, alternatively, that one in which fem!Harry has a different name in each ficlet. Soulmate AU. Various pairings. Various fandoms. Enjoy.

Tsume Yuki's, 'Ain't Never Had a Friend Like Me' prompt. MoD Hari is sealed inside a genie bottle and tossed into the Veil. Only the interference of Death stops her from being enslaved. When Naruto comes into possession of the bottle and frees Hari from her prison, she gets attached and decides to help him, changing everything we know. A/N: Har/kashi Naru/Sasu. Deal With It!

After finding out about both his burden and his heritage on the night of Mizuki's betrayal, Naruto decides to flip his world upside down and take fate into his own hands. For the other members of Team Seven, he becomes the rock and foundation they need, and in return, he gains the family he's always yearned for. (AU, Team 7-centric, Seal Master Naruto) SLOW UPDATES

Bearing the Dark Lord's soul mark on his chest certainly isn't easy when his family is firmly on the Light Side. HPLV SLASH. Set in the Past.

Edward is absent for Bella's first day of school & is sulking in the woods when he happens upon the most intoxicating scent he's ever encountered...Two Swans are about to face some changes; Charlie wants to be a good dad, & he's going to start by trying to protect his daughter. He'll get his chance, maybe for longer than he ever imagined...

After the war Harry Potter is once again sacrificed for the public's peace of mind, and is locked away in Azkaban on his eighteenth birthday. Four years later, he is visited by the British Government and offered freedom in exchange for his unique views and skills. Armed with his new identity, Harry is released into Muggle London and pointed towards the nearest corpse.

Because you have no idea how irritating hearing the thoughts of the people around you can get. Especially when they're concocting villainous plans and tend to mentally laugh manically. SI-OC. Yamanaka Kekkai Genkai Mutation!OC. Shikamaru/OC

A handbook for the (un)fortunate. Results may vary. (SI-OC) Tom Riddle/SI-OC.

When Harry and Voldemort died at each others hands, Harry awoke in an alley as a ten year old girl. Perplexed at this turn of events but not overly surprised, she is taken to Wool's Orphanage. Now known as Iris Black, she is roomed with Tom Riddle, who she decides to befriend because honestly, why not see how things unfold from the other side? It might be fun.

AU: When Harry Potter became the Master of Death, he expected quite a few odd things like a relatively normal and peaceful life, nothing much. However, he didn't expect to loose his emotions, and he certainly didn't imagine an adventure quite like this. Who the hell is this albino man, and why is he calling Harry 'Jashin-sama? Rated T for now

Hari decides the Wizarding World can fix its own mess and leaves to live a peaceful, quiet life. So of course she ends up with wolf shifters and vegan vampires as neighbors. Then Voldemort starts corresponding with her. HP/TMR JR. Bad Dumbledore. ON HAITUS TO FINISH RIDDLE AND THE ANCIENT CONTRACT

One small accident spirals out of control when Kurt can't seem to leave the poor Dalton Student Harry Beaumont alone. He really should have listened when the other Warblers told him to stay away. (slash, het, bad language, liberal disregard for canon. Slight Kurt bashing)

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

Because I can't enough of the "Elizabeth meets Georgiana before Darcy" trope. Just to be clear: written while tipsy and never edited. No plans to edit either! I'm afraid grammar mistakes, misused titles, and omitted words are here to stay.

On the job one night, Crowley discovers a house with a child being abused by a family. He takes the kid in and adopts him as his son. The child is Harry Potter before he ever got his letter to Hogwarts. This is a story of him growing up with Crowley and Gabriel as parental figures with all the obstacles that come with becoming part demon, part wizard, and all kinds of crazy.

Kurama interfered with Naruto's death, leaving the blonde alone and stranded. Things will look up though, because even though the blonde's been screwed over, he- she is determined to make the best of it. She will carve a better future for all of her loved ones. (Don't take this fic too seriously). FemNaruto/Timetravel. KakaNaru. END OF MANGA SPOILERS/Dark themes.

I cannot move a single muscle as I stare at the piece of cloth hanging on the wall right across from my crib. A sheet with an all too familiar symbol stitched smack in the middle of it, its red and white coloring in a stark contrast against the dark blue surrounding it. I'm an Uchiha now. How is this even my life? Rated M for violence.

It's been two years since the girl that was once Jasmine Potter last set foot into Konohagakure. Surrounded by sinister plots, dangerous foes are on the rise. With old and new allies by her side, she'll fight to protect everything she has ever loved. Now if only it were so easy to unravel who is friend and who is foe... Sequel to 'Growing Strong'. TO BE REWRITTEN

Ron shatters Hermione's heart. Will anyone be able to help heal her? First story! Better than the summary suggests!

A return to the past. A second chance. She thought it was the end. That she would never again see the ones she loved so dearly. Yet here she was, in the days of her younger years. Can she save them all from the bleak future she knew, even after having been broken? FemNaruto

Harry Potter always seemed to be a magnet for trouble. And trouble it was, as a bit of magic transported her into the body of Ichiraku Ramen Stand owner's daughter. Harriet, now Ayame, must now struggle between hiding her magical ways, adjusting to life in Konoha and dealing with the attention of multiple ninja. Dear Merlin [Fem!Harry, Reverse Harem, Final Pairing TBD]

She wanted to find a fresh start. While he longed for the arrival of his mate. In the cold town of Anchorage, she found one there. While in the days that passed, he wondered where she could be. Until at last they both met, their lives beginning anew, For through him, she found a new adventure. And he finally found his mate in her. (Edward Cullen Love Story)

Willow Potter was starting to realise that she had a talent for tripping into the most absurd situations. After all, what wasn't insane about Death popping up every few minutes, muttering nonsense about "his master," or getting sucked into a lamp, and bound to a 12-year-old Ninja Wannabe who thought she was a magical Genie? Prompt By: Tsume Yuki. FEM!Harry

"You will be mine, and mine alone... Do you understand?" What is the God of Magic to do when he stumbles upon a beautiful white witch? A powerful one who he can't keep his eyes off? Why, make her his of course. Little does he know, she changes everything. (AU from the middle of Thor on. FEM!Harry/Loki)

When Naruto is ten, an incident makes him run away from the leaf village. Read how it changes certain things in his life when he runs into certain mist missing nins. But fate has a way of righting itself as Naruto lives a life among new friends while working his magic and changing lives, working for the day when he fulfills his dream. Believably stronger Naruto. NO YAOI

She asks for one thing. Parents that will live through her childhood. It isn't quite what she imagined, they are cold and distant and don't really know how to act towards her. But they love her, and they are there. That is all that she wanted, all she asked for. But then she turns eighteen and her childhood is officially over.

It is the ultimate irony being reincarnated as the child of the God of Death. Unfortunately, nobody involved is laughing. SI as Bianca DISCONTINUED, REWRITTEN AS LAZARUS

As mistress of Death Harriet Potter lived a long life. After watching her world's death, she decided to take her role as Goddess of Death. She died and born as daughter of King Odin and Queen Frigga, sister of Thor and Loki, princess of Asgard. A vacation on earth change both her and Tony's life forever. Powerful, strong, Goddess Harry. Tony/FemHarry paring

Harry is the girl who wanders in and out of time. Tom knows nothing about her, and despite the fact she has whisked him away from the orphanage to live with her, he's starting to think he never really will either. Regardless, he is determined to never let her go, not even in the face of time, space, or dark lords. timetravel

Naruto is sick, the seal is breaking, The Demon Fox summons a human soul to break the seal and escape but Minato's protections kick in and stops it in time, With nowhere to go and Naruto in danger of dying. Harry is given a second chance to live... As Naruto's older sister Haruko Uzumaki.

Sarutobi Hiruzen was old and weary. The sudden appearance of a clan requesting sanctuary leaves him wondering when he can truly retire. A clan of nine petitions for acceptance, but will their offered abilities really hold a candle to the potential threat they may be? Will suspicion prevent the good they could offer? (Warning: MPREG)

Years after the war, Mia Potter's 'saving people thing' is still very much alive and Death has no compunction in using this fact to its own purposes by offering a deal to its Mistress that she will never be able to refuse. MOD!Fem!Harry. AU!

In which a plot is demolished because a dimple-cheeked baby gave Obito a gummy smile, and then proceeded to raise a minion army with hugs, cuddles and an assortment of saccharine treats. Uchiha SI/OC Elder Sister

When a new Shopowner comes to town Naruto becomes interested. Especially since the shop owner sells ninja suppies and weapons he can use in his ninja education. When he gets an Apprenticeship from the man it is just the start of a fruitful relationship

She had a life once, but she doesn't remember. All she knows is the ashes and blood she tastes as she wakes up yet again - She's got one more try to get it right. Haesel hadn't quite thought of this when she'd accepted Death's 'chance to live with those she'd lost'. AU, time travel, fem!Harry, T for now? Discontinued until further notice (not abandoned!) (extra info inside)

Naruto has a big secret, he isn't the dead last he appears to be. But why would he show that before he is ready to deal with the stones the council loves placing in his way? The Sandaime, having opened his eyes will do his best to make sure that Konoha will retain the Will of Fire. Smart / Strong Naruto

After killing Voldemort and dying himself, Harry learns that being the master of death is more than a frivolous title and that he is now the god of death. One day he goes to the world of shinobi, where he is know as Jashin. He decides to be reborn in this world and ends up as none other than Umino Iruka. Rated T for the moment, might change. Being rewritten and re-uploaded

Hermione's presence in his kitchen forces Lucius to re-think his prejudices. Just a little one shot I dreamed up whilst cooking dinner - then I came up with a few more courses! Post Hogwarts, disregards epilogue. Includes graphic sex, cross dressing and many scenarios I can't believe I actually came up with!

As evolution runs its course leaving behind a ravaged earth, Harry Potter- The Master of Death restarts the evolution cycle. The resultant species are a lot different but in many ways the same.

Harry, on the brink of death from the final battle, has been given a second chance by the Fates for what he thinks will be a nice normal life. Only this life, with ninja, a new sibling, strange powers, and a side-effect leaving Harry five, could be anything BUT normal!

AU:NOT DYSTOPIAN! The Dark Lord wanted a consort and had decided to host a competition that involved nearly everyone in Britain. If they thought they were good enough, they could enter to compete in a certain amount of tasks set by the Lord of the lands himself. Only the victor would have the skills necessary to become Voldemort's consort. A/N: Harrymort. Voldy-Wins-AU.

This is where all the little extra stories from The Consort Tournament, will end up. People wanted answers and I shall provide them! A/N: Additional, small stories that are part of the main universe of The Consort Tournament that would have cluttered the storyline. HARRYMORT, AU. Read the Author Notes!

Death's Mistress has asked him to bring her someone who could help her in her current endeavors. Who better than her Soulmate?

Astrid Potter (fem!harry) was tired of everything and everyone. After loosing her godfather and being forced back to her abusive relatives, she decides that maybe she should leave and let the wizarding world save itself for once. Female Harry. Eventual HP/TMR. Grey Harry.

On what seems like an ordinary day in Hogwarts Lily and company find themselves in a surreal reality that seems to hinge entirely on a strange transfer student by the name of Ebony Way. Now, with reality tearing at the seams, Lily must find a way to save the universe before everything she knows and loves sinks into a goffick abyss. Crossover with the immortal fic "My Immortal"

Rewritten. AU. Harry Potter died in the final fight and was reincarnated. Of course nothing ever goes right for poor Harry.

What if Tony escaped the cave a few days faster than the original timeline? Therefore, when he treads through the desert, Rhodey didn't find him first, Rose Potter did. Rose, who was taking a vacation from her dimension, stumbles upon a dying man. So what does she do? Save him. Curse her saving people motto. FEM Harry! (MOD)

In a world where you are born with your soulmates name engraved on your wrist; Nicolas Flamel hatches a plan to find Tom Riddle's soulmate and save the Wizarding World from Lord Voldemort and Albus Dumbledore. REWRITTEN

Hayato Gokudera never liked company. Until he meets Harriet Potter.

Harriet Gabriella Evans is, as far as anyone is concerned, a normal college student at Stanford University. Even to her best friend, Sam, she is just that. at least until demons start to show up. Harry is determined to help the brothers out in their search for their father and help them kill Jess' murderer. MoD!Fem!Harry

When Azalea Potter arrives in Port Angeles, it's in search of the only family she has left. When she stays there two years, it's because she's too cowardly to take the final steps to Forks and meet them. But that's all right because she makes a friend, who then brings her husband, who brings his sister, and then all the rest. In the end, Azalea has two families, and perhaps more...

She entered his shop one rainy afternoon. A Tomione story. AU. "He didn't believe in coincidences. He knew that everything happened for a reason, the good and the bad, even the smallest things. Sometimes he could predict those things and other times they just stumbled upon him and caught him. By surprise, unprepared."

A Hidden Village is not a safe place for a little girl if nobody comes when she screams. One night the villagers went too far and now Konoha shall reap what it has sown. Dark!Fem!Naru Pairings: Decided but secret

No one could ever love Sherlock enough to marry the man, at least that's what Scotland Yard thinks. These are a few of the ways Scotland Yard can learn that Sherlock's got a wife/girlfriend/fiance. Fem!John. Series of unconnected one shots.

For Harry, the 'next great adventure' isn't really all that great. After two-thousand years of dealing with the whining souls of the dead, he decides to spice things up a bit…by returning to his first year at Hogwarts. Crackfic! MOD!Harry Darkish!Harry GaryStu!Harry with a twist. NO Bashing!

When all is lost , Naruko leaves the elemental nations with the help of Kyuubi and travels to England . Seeking refuge, she meets an old friend and gets involved in the chaos of hogwarts. Within the ruins and heartache will spring an bond between a damaged ninja and the potion master...

Laurel Potter made a mistake and poked something better left alone. A mad escape flung her into a far off reality, into the lap of Naruto Uzumaki Hokage-to-be. Now in between deciphering the runework keeping her trapped, she has to train Naruto, avoid the ANBU trying to figure her out, and find a way to stamp out every source of sabotage aimed at her new charge. Cross posted on AO3

Post AoU. Seven years after Voldemort's death, Healer Helene Potter was just minding her own business working at St. Mungo's and trying to avoid the nickname of the 'Girl who Lived'. When Nick Fury arrives and offers her a job working for him, she immediately accepts in order to escape her own nightmares. She never expected to fall in love with a billionaire. Fem!Harry/Tony Stark.

For Harriet, visiting Italy with the Dursley's did not promise to be anything special or different, yet it would end up having far reaching consequences on her life and the wizarding world in general.

Harry hated being an immortal. Absolutely hated it, the boredom and never ending loneliness until the day something piques his interest. A mystery with the thrill of excitement. The doctor promised himself he wouldn't be responsible of any more lives, yet how can he keep that promise? The loneliness of being the last time lord is a lot to bear. MoD!harry sort-of-slash DW/HP

Harriet Potter was done with the Magical world. Done with the whole world. When she learn that there is a possibility for a new life, in a new world, she takes it - and though she doesn't expect to find happiness, at least she will have freedom. KakashixFemHarry

Female Harry Potter. Charlie Swan gets another chance at love when she finds him years later.

Alice Cullen has been having strange visions for the last 18 years. The family, although confused at the situation, soon became attached to the girl they watched grow up. That was, until the visions suddenly stopped. Worried but with no way of helping the girl, they continued on with their lives. That was, until Hari Potter moved to Forks, Washington and secrets came out to play.

After the war Hermione builds herself a good career within the ministry. A research job brings her to Voltera where she meets with the three kings of the Vampire world. The three kings are not what she had expected, especially not the youngest one. While trying to do her research Hermione learns about bonds and vampires in a more personal way than she ever expected.

When Bella Potter meets Death, she takes him up on his offer to be placed in a parallel universe. She wakes up to find herself in Godric's Hollow on October 31st, 1981. Her mission now is to save & protect Harry, and give him the life that she never had. Simple, right? But with a certain doglike man annoying her, universe hopping doesn't seem all that easy anymore. Fem!Harry/Sirius

Summary: AU: Fem!Harry. An afterlife as the Mistress of Death could be lonely. It was selfish, but Masaki wanted a second chance with her parents. Her hope was this time there would be no Voldemort to interfere and cut their time short. Despite the constant clan wars, she got her wish - for the most part.

All one-shots. Most will involve Hermione Granger. Many different pairings, plots, storylines. Some will be magical, some will be AU. Majority will be OOC - and will be explained! Rating is for possible language (I'll put a warning at the top if necessary). Welcome to the stories I penned down but never plan to expand upon.

You think a guy would get a hint when you're not interested in him, but no, he has to be SUPER dense! Helen not only has to save the planet again, but the entire universe; all while fending off Thanos from his advances. Oh, and let's not forget how angry she is at him for brainwashing her lover, Loki. This is so not what she asked for on her next great adventure. FEM Harry (MOD)!

After a few months of Ron cheated on Hermione with a flower bint, Hermione now cheers for her Slytherin boyfriend but one redhead can't believe his ex would get over him so quick.

Each afternoon, a maiden is chosen to wed Lord Malfoy. Each morning, she dies, until Hermione. (An AU based on the story of Scheherazade from One Thousand and One Nights).

"It's a Harry Potter drinking game," Ron explained. "Every time you call attention to your scar, everyone in hearing range has to take a shot. You've done it three times since you walked in." / A Crackfic Collection featuring OOC-ness, broken fourth walls, and cringe-worthy puns.

After the final battle, Harriet faces some troubling circumstances as her hold on her magic seemingly slips away. Now, she has to leave behind her friends and family to regain her precious magic. How does Forks help? And are those vampires? Shape shifters? What's going on! Forks may not have been the safest choice to relocate after all... Fem!Harry, Smart!Harry, Powerful!Harry...

Dorea Potter always knew bringing back her pet garden snake when she was eight was not normal behavior. When she reached Hogwarts, she decided to see it as an opportunity- to become the "Repairman" as said by Muggles. She helped solved murders and got large sums of money for it, easy right? And why is Professor Riddle so interested in her abilities? Grey!Harry, fem!Harry

After getting Avada Kedavra cast on her, Harrietta Potter can see creatures following people around. It is both a blessing and a curse, but how does it change things? (Harry is a girl for more fluff with Hermione ;D) TMR/HP, eventual(?) HG/DM

In which you are Acacia Potter who becomes Skull de Mort and makes tons of awesome friends along the way. Almost completely angst-free, isn't that great? 2nd person POV, fem!Harry-is-Skull

What if Naruto knew about the Kyūbi no Kitsune a little- a lot earlier? And what if Hiruzen wasn't as soft and decided to have the young Uzumaki paired up with some other prodigies and have him trained as a jinchūriki? And what if Naruto was actually a badass? So many what ifs... all unraveled in this one (hopefully) masterpiece of a fanfiction.

Odin levies an unusual punishment on Loki when he is returned to Asgard after his defeat on Midgard. When Harry Potter opens his door one morning to find a baby abandoned on his doorstep, he is reminded forcefully of his own childhood. He swears this child will grow up knowing he is loved and wanted.

It started as just curiosity when the child was just a babe. Several years of being gone and going slightly mad, Voldemort returns and his interest in the young Malfoy twin had changed. He was instantly obsessing over the boy and it wasn't long before he decided he could just take what he wants. After all, his family belongs to him. Twin Malfoy Harry, mpreg, sickly Harry, non-con

Hermione gets distracted and Severus is there to help. one shot.

when Hermione is out for a girls night and accidentally gets left behind by her friends, she runs into three impeccably dressed Wizards who are quite taken with her. Fluff, Humor, Romance I own nothing. This world belongs to JK Rowling. She just invites us to play in it.

Fred takes his lunch break in a deserted Dragon Alley and runs into a distraught Hermione. Over some ice-cream, the pair unexpectedly share a moment.

[HG/SS] Crackfic. For as long as she'd been alive, Hermione was sure she had the worst luck ever. AU

Kushina beamed at her daughter. She was such a pretty thing, her eldest. Minato's face and personality but Kushina's hair and eyes. And all awesome of course, just like her kaa-san! (Harry is reborn as Namikaze Hanari, the Hokage's only daughter.) Itachi/femHarry

Callidora Isla Potter-Black has moved to Forks to raise her godson, Teddy, with his grandmother and her new Guardian, Andromeda Tonks. While there, she meets her soul-mate, Edward Cullen, who unfortunately already has a girlfriend and is a Vampire. Follow them as romance blossoms and destruction & danger lurks in the shadows.

Madara runs into a girl with bright red hair and impossibly green eyes, and suddenly, his future's not set in stone anymore. Fem!Harry, HP x Madara COMPLETE

She's not really a Granger, but doesn't fit the mold of a Lestrange. Voldemort is, but also isn't, what he appears to be. It's ridiculous trying to remain a lion in the heart of the snake den, but she's not giving up her morals, no matter how conflicted her heart is. TR/HG/TN

[Hermione/Loki] Loki has been kicked out of Ásgarðr for bad behaviour. Odin thinks his frost giant heritage is to blame. But is it really?[AU/NC/EWE] (Not even trying for canon, sorry) COMPLETE

Abandoned by his relatives, little Harry Potter falls down a hole and finds a whole new world he might just fit in.

When phoenix tears aren't enough down in the Chamber of Secrets, Fawkes is forced to take drastic measures. This results in a Fem!Harry with new powers and no control. In a new place, separated from all she knew, how will Harry cope - with her situation, and her new abilities? And what will happen back at home while she's away? At least the local fauna seems friendly.

Sometimes you have to replace a bad memory with a better one. Especially if that bad memory was Dolores Umbridge in a pink negligee, hoping to get her hands on your bits. (Adult Hermione/Snape. Pure PWP with a side of humour.)

Vampire venom has a way of eating through human memories. Having lived one life and remembered another before being turned, it's no surprise Lucy has a bit of a problem trying to remain focused. Self Insert

Professor Granger and Headmaster Snape have been working on an experimental potion that has some interesting side-effects.

Befriend Tom Riddle and kill him before he makes the first horcrux. That was the task. Or at least it had been, an age ago. But now Hermione has a new life, and in it there's no room for some distant past remembered in flashes. [Dark!Hermione; Time-Turner fic (sort of)]

Tricked into holding what she'd thought was a broken time-turner, Hermione was sent back to 1926. She was stuck in time and lived in the Leaky. While struggling to build a new life, an odd couple caught her attention. No way could a man love such a woman so intensely, right? A simple answer: Love potion. Little did Hermione know that she was intervening to the newly-wed Riddles.

Draco hated his job. His boss was horrible. His mother was ill. His best friend was an annoying roommate. A confused meeting at St. Mungo's leads Draco asking the last person he wanted help from to go with it to make his mother happy. Lucky for him, his boss may be horrible but she was helpful when it counts. She'll remember this favor. Unfortunately, so will his mother.

Hermione is preparing for her wedding to Ron, four years after the war has passed, the things is - everyone, including Molly, has their doubts as to Ron's motives for marrying her. Severus ropes in his friend, Lucius to find something in his Library to stop the wedding. Like Hamlet once said: "The play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king!" Pairings Inside.

No matter how much you love Ron, you love your unborn children more. (He is not a Father, and thus will become yet another thing you will have sacrificed for them; because they only deserve the best.)

The War is over at last and a trio of heroes comes to take up posts at a Hogwarts vastly different than two of them grew up with. Remus Lupin is not at all unhappy with the changes—especially when Moony finds his mate amongst the new faces. An AU for ShayaLonnie's birthday! UPDATED to ADD the PREQUEL: Lily's Vengeance.

Steve had a friend once, a long time ago. MoD!Harry. Oneshot

Harry Potter catches the wrong sort of attention. OR In which Tom Riddle is a famous artist by day and the notorious serial killer, Lord Voldemort, by night. Meanwhile, Harry's eyes are too pretty for his own good.

What if it wasn't anything the current Potters had done that saved little Harriett Potter as an infant? What if the child prodigy Thomas Riddle had tweaked the horcrux spell before creating them? And what happens when they discover that nothing is exactly what it seems? FemHarry, DumbledoreBashing EXPLICIT SEX/ MENTION OF RAPE. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. ON HIATUS - COMPUTER DIED

A Marriage of convenience brings Prince Erik and Christine together as Husband and Wife much to their dismay. With his disfigurement that tarnishes half of his face; Erik gave up all hope that he would ever find love... That is until he meets newly crowned Princess Christine's new maid servant.

Dancing around the issue was going to be simple. Hermione thought, yet it was irony that put none other than Draco Malfoy up against her office doorway as her 1 o'clock appointment. Hermione/Draco. Dramione. Smut with a plot! One-shot. Progressive relationship.

The Battle of New York has ended and the Avengers are ready to apprehend Loki, when a mysterious presence gives them a warning, and a very big gift. MoD!Harry Immortal!Harry Godlike!Harry

Time-Travel. Naruto didn't believe such a thing was possible. Gender-change. Another matter he believed was impossible. Yet, here he was ten years old again and he was no longer a boy. Female NarutoxKakashi. Clan Restoration Act elements included (No Reverse Harem however). Possible smut as well. Read to find out!

Erik swore only ever to teach Christine but what happens when he discovers the talent of Madame Giry's ward?

A collection for my Sirius/Hermione fics. [One] Red-String-of-Fate!AU. [Two] Time-Travel!AU [Three] Fake-Dating!AU [Four] Prank-War!AU [Five] Charity Auction!AU [Six] Once-Upon-A-Time!AU. [Seven] Stripper-Sirius!AU. [Eight] Sex-tape. [Nine] Soulmate!AU [Ten] A Star is Born - Hermione and Sirius await the birth of their son.

Theodore Nott has it all; a lucrative business, a small fortune, respect and any women he could want, but it's not enough. There's still a hole that needs to be filled, a need to be met. Something important is missing. Or should he say, someone? (Death by Quill submission) Dramione and one sided Theomione

Hermione absolutely despised soulmates. This turns out to be a problem. [ Modern!AU, Soulmate!AU, Fremione BACKGROUND: Drarry, Linny, Ron/Lavender, Bill/Fleur, Deanmus ]

Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-

Faced with some life-changing news, Hermione decides to leave the Wizarding World. Though one Wizard in particular isn't willing to let her go so easily. Hermione/Remus.

First a Toad stole my wand. Then I fell down a Rabbit hole and ended up in a Wonderland filled with Ninjas and animals that can talk. Is it just me or has my Potter Luck really gotten worse? Well, anything is possible when your name is Alicia Potter. Fem!Harry, MOD!Harry

and he had no regrets —-tom/hermione

AU; Fem!Harry: After dying of old age, Death decides his mistress' next great adventure should be special. So Violet Potter is reborn as Uzumaki Sachi, and her story writes itself anew.

Bella is changed and brought into the Volturi coven. During her change she loses all memory of her life before the change. Many years later, and the General of the Volturi Army, she comes across familiar scent and has the newborns that she's training follow it. What they find at the end of the trail will set General Swan on her own path to find who she was and who she will be.

The morning after Lucius and Hermione have a drunken romp at a charity event, Lucius is not inclined to just let the gorgeous brunette out of his life, or bed, so quickly. In fact, he's just begun to teach her all that he knows and that includes, Lesson One: "never enter the bedroom of a gentleman without your wand. Unless you plan to leave yourself at his complete mercy."

Roommate!AU. Severus makes a judgement call when Hermione is in desparate need of a room.

When a soulmate name finally appears on his body, James has to make the choice on whether to keep pursuing Lily or to give Hermione a chance. Hermione/James Soulmate!AU. For Sam.

AU. In which Tom Riddle is a D.A.D.A professor and Harry Potter is famous for his Potions. Slash. MOD!Harry. (I don't own the cover)

Shanks hadn't set out to invite a female onto his crew, especially not as the one that'll be nursing their wounds, but really, it'd take a damn miracle to find a doctor better than this pinkette.

Hermione struggles to keep away the heart aches caused by Ron choosing Lavender over her. A trip to Diagon Alley during the Christmas of her sixth year leads to an encounter that might just give her what she really wanted all along. Written for Quills and Parchments Lemonade comp Judges award for most creative use of magic.

After refusing to become engaged to the most eligible Lord Morecroft, Elizabeth who believes in the unpopular notion of marrying for love goes to stay with her Aunt and Uncle Gardiner in London where she makes the acquaintance of a Miss Georgiana Darcy...

Harry defeated Voldermort. But a 'Blessing' from Hogwarts and Magic he gets for his good deeds is not what he expected. Trapped in a female body with every wizard around trying to court her, she flees to Muggle London for peace and quiet. Good news? She gets away from the Wizarding world. Bad news? She moved into flat 221C.. Fem!Harry Bamf!Weasleys (Chapter 2, fixed!)

In which HYDRA perform what they believe to be a ritual to summon up a power to master Death, only for it to backfire in the most spectacular of ways. Hariel 'Harry' Potter really wants to know where this guy with the metal arm came from, and why her Hallows went mad at his arrival. Female Harry Potter (rating may change)

Wrong boy who Lived. Dumbledore declared Harry a squib and so he was sent to live with his aunt and uncle. What will everyone do when they find out that Harry is the true prophecy child? What condition will the Order find Harry in when they finally locate him. Abuse, slash, MPEG, rape, homeless, blind, prostitution, underage Harry/Bill/Charlie

A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert. Incomplete Story.

Fem!Percy/Apollo. Rachel Dare isn't the Oracle. Persephone Jackson, the daughter of Poseidon, is. And for the first time Apollo truly regrets that his Oracle has to stay a virgin forever, because all he ever wanted to do with Percy was throw her over his his shoulder and carry her to his bedroom. But well, maybe she can help him find a loophole. ON HIATUS.

Wishing for something only ever works when someone is there to help it happen. A Traumatized woman and a Lonely little boy may not have much, but they can still make wishes come true. "So, you're like a Genie!" Tsume Yuki's "Ain't Never Had A Friend Like Me" Prompt! Fem!Harry/Gai, PTSD!Traumatized!Harry, Mentions/descriptions of Horror and Mental Trauma! R&R!

5-year-old Kyōhei wanted a mommy, and he just so happened to like his new caretaker very much! Fem!Naru/Kakashi. AU/Modern.

So the Ministry of Magic has decided to sent someone undercover into the den of the leaders of a newly discovered type of vampire. Harriet can understand that, she can't understand why anyone would think her suitable to play at being secretary to a bunch of leeches, surely defeating Voldemort was enough public service? Fem!Harry. Basically everyone OC!

Fred had forgotten an important business deal and gained a soulmate. Muggle AU. Written for the Who's My Soulmate Challenge.

Evangeline Potter is used to damning the Potter Luck. This time though, she's beginning to see just why no Potter ever went to a Curse Breaker about the issue. Bucky Barnes is certainly not about to start complaining. Fem!Harry/Bucky. Don't own.

Honestly, he was feeling a little guilty. He had sworn that if he could, he would make sure that no child lived like he did. However, after he became Death, the only thing he did was brood. Now, he wishes to recitify his mistakes by taking care of the innocent, adorable blonde child that reminds him so much of himself. Powerful!Naruto, Harry as Death. ItaNaru.

On one hand, he feels like he should have seen this coming. On the other, he can't evidently see how anyone could have really put all the pieces together. (mod!fem!Harry).

An unknown spell spirited him away to safety, saving Harry from growing up unloved and neglected. Throughout the years, he grew up and flourished under the tutelage and parenting abilities of Gai and Lee. Just out of the shinobi academy, Harry prepares for the hardest mission of his life-Hogwarts. Luckily for him, a bit of hard work will get him through almost any challenge.

Years pass by from the Battle of the Trident, and within the Red Keep, Cersei Lannister discovers a secret room, a room filled with the late Prince's poetry. Poetry that explains just why the last name a dying Prince breathed was neither that of his wife or a shewolf. Female Harry Potter

Harry and the Dursleys move to Japan and are supposed to stay for at least a year. But, they ditch Harry after two days! Stuck in Namimori by himself, will Tsuna and his Guardian's be able to open Harry up to a new, brighter world? Abused!Cute! Harry

Facing eternity and threatened with only a human's lifespan to spend with the one he loves, Jasper Whitlock begins his investigation to understand just why vampire venom does not work upon the lovely Hariel Potter. Sequel to 'you woke the lion up' Female Harry Potter

Dahlia Potter was loving life at twenty-seven. Ten years on from the end of the war and she felt invincible. But by her luck she found herself back in 1995. Only it wasn't so straightforward. Here, in this repeat mockery, little her was a he. At least no one ever said she wasn't adaptable. {fem Harry & boy Harry—eventual Dahlia/Sirius} Family/Romance/Adventure/Humour

The Cullen's don't want to remember what they've lost. The Cullen's don't want to forget what they've lost. Why can't Bella Swan just mind her own damn business? A mystery. A love story. Probably no happy endings. Slash.

"Team Seven, your mission is to capture a group of mercenaries hidden in a civilian village. Sasuke and Naruto, you're married. Naruto, you're pregnant. And Sakura, you're her personal doctor," … "WHAT?". SasuFemNaru. Don't like, don't read!

(HP!Naruto!WR xover) When she was 4, in an attempt to get away from the Dursleys abuse, a burst of accidental magic sent Makaila Potter into the Hidden Lands where she grew up. At age 16 and now known as Kai Uzumaki made a promise that she would help to continue their bloodlines. -(Independent!Powerful!Grey!FEMALE Harry)

In a post-war world where Hermione is friends with Draco Malfoy and most of her friends have developed relationships with former Slytherin classmates, Hermione is single. However, when former Death Eater — Theo Nott — is dying, Hermione is guilted into marrying him to save his life. *Art by Seph Meadowes* *Indefinite Hiatus—Not Abandoned*

Travelling through England and attempting to adjust to this 'vegetarian diet' that Peter had heard about, Jasper Whitlock comes across a pretty girl abandoned in the woods with far more despair than should be appropriate. And really, as a Southern Gentleman, he can hardly leave her on her lonesome, can he? Female Harry Potter

Harri ends up being screwed over by the ministry and some of her closest friends. She's then bound to an old lamp and tossed into the Veil. After being passed around for years, she ends up being dumped unceremoniously unto one Naruto Uzumaki. Things won't be quite the same by the end. Based on Tsume Tuki's prompt "Ain't Never Had a Friend like Me."

Harry is more then just a wizard; he's a genius. So what happens when he meets another genius the beginning of his third year? One that Deduces Harry's treatment at the Dursleys in less then a minute? The answer; Quite a lot, apparently... Mentor!Sherlock Genius!Harry

A Ministry Ball is the last place he'd ever expect to take the chance. But he isn't George Weasley for nothing, is he? One-shot, George/Hermione. Birthday gift for HenriaSownbinder.

"Miss Eliza Bennet has finally received an offer of marriage!" Oh, Miss Bingley, you really should not be so excited about such a prospect. Even if it is just a rumor because sometimes, it isn't.

What if Mycroft's name confused assistant was male? Harry Potter tries to shed his name and his past, taking a rare offer of anonymity while still getting to play the hero.

Princess Mononoke!AU. The world has nine gods, locked away in human prisons. Kurama manages to free himself, and when he escapes he takes a child with him. Naruto was raised by forest spirits, but he's still mostly human, and that's what drives him to save a wounded jounin he finds in the forest. It's one moment of kindness that might just right the world.

A Twice-Blessed demigoddess is born, and she's got a lot of work to do. Operating under multiple prophecies and fighting two wars, Helen Potter rises to the challenge with enough time left over to destroy her enemies and fall in love. Of course, nothing less could be expected from the Daughter of Ares and Aphrodite. Fem!Harry.

The Cullens and Bella's return to Forks is short lived. Because things don't return to normal when Bella caught the interest of a twisted Volturi king. (Mature Content & explicit language)

Naruto is hot. Kakashi is losing his mind.

AU, Fem!Harry. What if the Dursley's hadn't been Rose's only living relatives? Petunia sends Rose to the Haruno's in the Hidden Continents, partly because she wants to believe that the girl will live a better life there. A different take on Harry living in Konoha. Starts after the Second War ended. DISCONTINUED/HIATUS/UPFORADOPTION you pick

Harriet Potter leaves the Wizarding world behind, starting a new life in the Elemental Nations. Seeing how neglected little Naruto is, she takes him in and helps him out. UzumakiHarry! FemHarry! Slight Weasley/Hermione bashing! Possible parings with Itachi, Iruka, Genma, & Kakashi.

Memorable times that Luna Lovegood saw Charlie Weasley.

With the Prophecy of the Seven a few years in the past, Eros makes Jason an offer to help him finally overcome Juno's tampering with his memories—with an agenda of his own. Just as Jason begins to identify the feelings he's been compelled to ignore for years, Nico is issued his own challenge by the God of Love, and Jason is dragged into it.

After splitting from Peter and Charlotte, Jasper finds himself in the company of a vampire with hair as red as her eyes. Female Harry Potter

Drabblefic. Hadrian 'Harry' Potter blunders when she re-activates a 'dormant' Portkey. It takes her to a place called Forks where she leads a relatively normal life…until Rosalie Hale literally drives into her life. Fem!Harry. Eventual Fem!Harry/Edward. Au Harry Potter world. Starts off Pre-Twilight.

Tom Riddle probably was meant to be a Dark Lord. But this Hufflepuff won't leave him alone and somehow he gets these stupid protective feelings and he ends up saving the world. That's just great. Tom was pretty sure he would have been happier being evil, but luckily for the world, Harry strongly disagrees. Tomarry. AU.

A little idea I wanted to do. Harry (Hadrian) is an ancient Vampire and moves to folks. no pairings for him. Twilight pairings are the same.

Hadrian Peverell, Prince of Antoila, has been put under a curse by the Dark Lord Voldemort due to the foolish actions of his father. But Luna, his fairy godmother, has reworked the curse for his benefit. And the only one who can awaken Hadrian in the end, is the one who cursed him. If only they knew. A/N: Idiot!James-Awesome!Lily. SLASH. VOLDEMORT/HARRY PAIRING!

AU. Tom Riddle finds out that Harry Potter and his group of misfits are more than they seem. Harry catches his interest. Harry's downplayed power and desire for revenge, intrigue him. Tom decides to join in on the mischief, helping lead Harry into a bright, successful future. Harry's sister and parents will regret forgetting him. They'll regret getting rid of John. A/N:SLASH HP/TR.

Iris Potter-Black never thought that she would find herself literally tripping through time. Not one to let an opportunity go to waste, she decides to meddle, and meddle big time. Adopting Tom Riddle was not supposed to create a young Voldemort completely obsessed with and extremely possessive of her. Her presence definitely wasn't supposed to attract Gellert... (rest inside)

Lissianna Aurora Potter-Riddle-Black has finally, at the age of twenty-six managed to defeat Voldemort. Yet, there is nothing left for her or her son to live for, everyone else was dead. Then steps in Salazar Slytherin's portrait, claiming to know of a ritual that would take them to a different dimension where they are either dead or never existed. Rest of summary inside. Fem!HP

Marie Potter is confused, she knows that she should be mourning for Sirius, but her heart is telling her he's trapped in the Veil. Voldemort is frustrated by the strange emotions that Potter is able to stir in him. Mari, desperate to crack the Veil, strikes a deal with Voldemort: her body for the rest of summer in exchange for his help in saving her godfather. See inside for rest.

"I think there is something wrong with my tea recipe..." Harianna Jamily Potter confessed to her bestfriend in the mirror. "It seems to be reacting strangely to the men, and I looked and I don't really think it is amortentia ― you think George slipped something in my chocolate stash?" Fem!Harry

Everyone needed a home. If these so-called "great" hidden villages wouldn't change their ways, then Harry would simply take matters into his own hands—starting with that little blonde kid who won't leave him alone.

When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976

Death comes to town trying to relax, after years of hard work. But apparently coming to Forks wasn't the best idea, when the 'law breakers of life' Cullens won't leave him alone. Seems he chose the wrong place to relax, when vampires and shape-shifters roam around him, poundering what he is. But what happens when death starts to stray away from his path? Death! Harry x ? R: T-M

"Their secret love had all been blood and roses - pain and heartache, but also bittersweet and beautiful, too." It's the day before Percy's wedding. Apollo decides to visit her one last time, but realizes what exactly he's letting go in the course of it. Fem!Percy x Apollo.

She didn't listen to the whispers that followed her. Didn't pay attention to the awe filled stares that stared at her. She had closed her heart to the people she would have once given everything for. Silently she left the place that caused her pain. And slipped into a world where she would find, everything she ever wished for. Fem/Harry.

Panicking in the middle of the plant zombie battle, Eru Lee accidentally whisks team seven and the nidaime decades into an alternate dimension's future. There they discover a few of the surprising elements to this other world while the other world discovers a few aspects of Eru Lee. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

Fem!Harry, no likey then this isn't one for you. He woke up better today. Everything was quieter, inside. It was a good day, better than any murder case could give him. A flash of red and a drunk waving a gun around was all he needed. A better life for her, he swears.

Moving to Fork's was for protection after the war, merging into a new school was uncomfortable, falling for a vampire that was out of her control.

If she'd known what it meant to be the Mistress of Death, Hariel Potter never would have taken the Hallows. Now a deal with Death got her stuck in a different world where way too many parties are way too interested in her powers. Not to mention the assassin she keeps running into... fem!HarryxBucky

"Little Whinging, Surrey, 1995 June 21." Donna doesn't understand why the TARDIS' destination is so important, but clearly the Doctor does when he tears off and down the street like a bat out of hell. Doctor/Harry, rated M to be safe – warnings inside

Little vampire Harry, along with his Sire Demetri, are about to really shake things up in Forks. Oh the adventures Harry will have.

Jasper needs to get away from the Cullens, mostly Edward. He meets up with Peter and Charlotte in Scotland, only to come across the perfect woman, his mate. Rated M for a reason, please give it a chance!

Naruko and Sasuke have a tentative friendship. He wants more, but Naruko is so oblivious to his feelings and blinded by her haunting past, she can't see it. Through an agonizingly slow process, Sasuke will manage to win the heart of the person he values most. Unfortunately, the road to love is fraught with danger and drama, but he wouldn't have it any other way. A/N:NON MASSACRE!

1724. All Harry wanted to do was to cross the Atlantic and start his apprenticeship under one of the most renowned physicians. Tom Riddle is convinced everything floating in the seven seas belongs to him. That includes ship-wrecked, green-eyed youths. Especially if they tell him to fuck off. [yes this is a Pirate!AU. Oneshot. Kind of?]

Hari and Death make a plan to send her back to Tom's childhood with her memories locked and set to slowly come out as time passes. Hari Potter, now Harlinas Selwyn, will lead Tom Riddle into a better future. Hopefully she'll stop the mass murdering along the way. And if she doesn't... she can go back and try again. A/N: MoD-Fem-Harry. Tomarry.

Orochimaru had it all planned out: with his own hidden village as well as allies from the Grass and Sand, he will take Konoha and bring it to its knees. What he didn't account for, was the arrival of magical war veterans. Fem!MoD!Harry, Strong!Wizards

Because even the Doctor has to die eventually. Featuring MoD!Harry and implied major character death. Written for a writing prompt.

Summery -This is a Fem!Harry story. Harmony Potter is the older brother of the supposed Boy Who lived and she hates it. She is pushed aside by her parents for her brother. She is out and out ignored by her godfather, who is more interested in her brother and to make matters worse no one cares that this is happened...full summary inside.

Harry Potter was going to kill his flatmate for becoming ill. Why did he have to go and interview some rich git? Because he was a good friend. That time Draco was ill was also the time that Harry's life changed. For better or worse was yet to be decided. But Tom Riddle's incessant need for control was kind of creepy and Harry wasn't sure they'd mesh very well. A/N: Tomarry/SLASH/AU

Everyone in Konoha could tell you this, Hatake Kakashi is never on time, except if it's a life-or-death situation. So when he's in advance ? When he is, the world comes crashing at your feet. You can ask Kurenai and Asuma. FemHarry/Kakashi

It was supposed to be a normal day : wait for Kakashi-sensei's return. Then they had to see the Hokage himself, then go to Kakashi-sensei's house, then faint. Then it was not a normal day at all. FemHarry/Kakashi

Dobby loved socks. Harry and Ron find out how much.

Hope Potter AU -Reincarnation was a funny thing and Lillian Kosta was no stranger to its toils and misery, but to at least look on him again, happy and alive, that was worth all her suffering. Hope (FemHarry) as the deity of Death. HopexBucky

Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.

Reborn into a world different to her previous, Harriet Potter, now Harī, roams the Elemental Nations, but stops in Amegakure. She meets three Ame orphans and decides to stay with them. Then, they all end up meeting the Legendary Sannin. Konohagakure is their next stop and maybe Harī's last stop. Tags: Fem!Harry ; Dimension Travel ; Rebirth ; MOD!Harry ; Rating undecided

Patron of assassins and spies, the Deceiver, Queen of Magical Beasts, Fire Bringer and Healer of Broken Souls. Maira Potter was conceived a goddess but fated to be born a mortal. To attain her birthright in Olympus, she must first fulfill her destiny as a human. The Titans are rising, and the wizarding world is falling into chaos. This is her ascension. Fem!Harry

He took a gamble. To save himself and his container, time had to be rewritten. (Time-travel Fanfiction!) Fem. Naru x Kakashi

Obito observes the mating habits of cats and dogs. Mostly from afar, but sometimes it's a little too close for comfort. (Fem!Harry) (AU) (Fix it!)

An irrational man's mind is very rapid. It jumps from friendship to coffee, from coffee to marriage in an instant. A love story between two windows.

When Voldemort attacked he didn't kill Lily and James. When he met his downfall they mistook Harry's twin as the GWL, they send their son away to the Dursleys but he doesn't quite make it in to the Dursley's loving care. Harry will take Hogwarts and his 'family' by storm and by the time the 'light' realize their mistake it will be too late for them to fix. OOC!Dark!Powerful!Harry.

ADOPTED!Fem!Harry. Lana Potter was killed by her so called best friend Ron Weasley after the Final Battle when her back was turned. Thinking that she would get to see her parents and godfather, but instead her soul was sealed away and she became known as Samehada. After many years of being used by blood thirsty idiots, she decides it time to find someone who is worthy of using her.

Blaise Zabini is engaged (somewhat illegally) to Daphne Greengrass, and has found himself in the need for a wedding planner. It's definitely not who he expected, but he definitely didn't expect anything else to come his way either, such as completely trading out his fiance and finding himself even more stressed out about weddings than he ever thought he could be.

Being a cat is easy. Eat, Sleep and be better than everyone because you're a cat. But what happens when the cat happens to be a witch stuck in a feline body, and runs into the one man on the planet with major anger management issues that cause wide-scale destruction? Meet Bruja, the Hulk's pet kitty...and a bigger troll than Loki could hope to be.

Rhaegar Targaryen meets a woman with hair of fire and a face of lightning, and the whole future of Westeros shakes. FemHarry

It takes a Village to make a relationship-Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing. Kakashi/femNaru

Fem!Harry. Harry didn't know what a vampire was. Was it any wonder she thought drinking blood was normal? Rated T for insinuated graphical images. No longer a one-shot.

Summary: AU: Fem!Harry. The choice to leave the Wizarding World was easy enough, but settling in to a new culture and land was more difficult. In the end it was the best choice she ever made.

When the Mirror of Erised shatters, Nara Shikamaru comes across a child with the most unique green eyes. It's not quite love at first sight but equally as troublesome. Harry Potter/ Shikamaru Nara

These are some of my unfinished story ideas/plot bunnies for Naruto/HP. Some of them are up for adoption, some not. (Fem!Harry) (AU!)

Harry is eighteen, a somewhat experienced Auror, shoved into an unfamiliar world with his friends, and has another snake-man after his head. But hey, at least there are some people willing to help them… even if they're even more insane than the people back home. [A different take on MOD-Harry.]

We know the story, Bella jumped from the cliffs and Rosalie calls Edward with the news of her death. Then came Bella's and Alice's race through Italy to get to him in time. But from their reunion, something is different about Bella, Edward finds... And why is Jasper shocked and floored with the results of Marcus's findings. What is going on?

Death is annoyed at an Asgardian for all the dead that he had been sending to Death's realm before their time. And Death lets his annoyance show. Master of Death Harry! Powerful Harry! Dark-ish Harry! And now a two-shot on popular demand!

It was her beauty that caught his eye first. It was later she captured his heart. fem!Harry. Inspired by - though not a response to - whitetigerwolf's 'Seekers' challenge. VK/fem!Hp

She slept with him. That was her first mistake.

Two parents need to protect their baby and use Dark Magic. But the ritual has a negative effect and their daughter's deadly touch cannot be broken without her soulmate. When they are killed, they watch over her as she grows. But she can see them and others as well. And when Death comes along, he becomes her uncle. How will Hogwarts handle the young necromancer? Will the dead help?

AU: Fem!Harry. Melinda has survived a lot in her short life, including giant snakes, horrible relatives, and a madman out for her blood. But now, after her first adventure as a demigod, she faces one of her toughest challenges yet. Can she juggle everything and still help her brother save their cousins tree and the camp?

In the Chunnin Exams, during a moment of clarity and at his lowest, Naruto awakens within him a unknown power. The power that made his father the most feared shinobi of a generation.

At a wedding for two of her dearest friends, Hermione reminisces about a first kiss no one knows ever happened. Well, no one except a certain former Gryffindor Quidditch captain.

When Naruto returned to Konoha after spending just over two years on the road training under Jiraiya, he never expected to pick up a living shadow with a mind of his own. No Pairings. De-aged!Harry, MOD!Harry, Strong!Harry, Intuitive!Naruto, Strong!Naruto, & Protective!Naruto

But then, the woman speaks again, and his entire being grinds to a halt. "So, I hear you're hunting Horcruxes." FemHarry, some smut present

Naruto woke up to a black-haired, green-eyed toddler sitting on his chest. The accompanying letter claimed that the kid was family. What other choice did he have but to take the child in? Fifteen year old genin, saddled with a kid, and still a virgin. Ero-Sennin was never going to let him live this down. A Naruto adopts Harry story.

Uzushio was destroyed decades ago, it's people scattered across the nations. All that was left of the once mighty kingdom were naught but ruins and memories. Yet, not was lost that very night. The Crimson Angel they whispered. The girl who could raise the dead, yet leave a sea of endless red with just a single touch. A rising legend amongst the old-a hero, a villain. Fem! Harry

Cursed with an undesirable job which involves constant death and rebirth, MoD Harry(Hari) has lost count of the number of worlds he finds himself in. Dumped once more in Konohagakure's orphanage, the blonde in the next room just won't leave him alone. With a loyal shadow by his side, how far can the future Yondaime go? The elemental nations are in for a massive change.

Men all over have something in common, whether they're wizards, vampires or humans. It is in that when faced with the girl they like, no matter how adept a speaker they are, they turn into sniveling cowards. Hermione/Aro

During Pein's attack on Konoha, a new flower blossoms. Or why certain Academy teachers and snails are great to have at hand when a crisis hits your hometown. (Fem!Harry, established relationship) [This is a T*. If you feel I should rate the story higher, please tell me so.]

The Enchantress, queen of the Fairy Realm, has decided that Harry Potter has earned a fairy godparent. Only she's a bit odd, lazy, and perverted. But she also has his best interests in mind. Harry doesn't know how to react to being able to wish for nearly anything he wants. Varix brings out his inner Slytherin which attracts some Slytherin attention! A/N:Tom,Harry,Voldemort SLASH.

Women stay at home, men go out to fight. Those ideals are the foundations of which all Madara's understanding of the female sex stand upon. Then, Namikaze Naruto comes blitzing into his life and ruins it. FemNaruto (a little smut present)

COMPLETE. Ever since Voldemort's near-defeat three years past, Hazel Potter's health has been in steady decline. After much searching she finally discovers a possible cure. It's … unexpected to say the least. Meanwhile Lucius Malfoy, three years widowed, is searching for a solution to his own problems. Mayhap they can help one another. (Fem!Harry/Lucius, arranged marriage, TWOSHOT)

"He knows she is his the moment their eyes meet." (AU) (Fem!Harry) (KH/HP)

James Potter spent 20 years in a coma following the attack on his home. Having finally woken up, he finds himself falling for one of his son's best friends. But when a threat comes, can he protect her? JP/HG, SB/RL

Jiraiya makes an unlikely friend during his travels, and she causes some interesting reactions within the village. Fem!Harry, Reincarnated. THERE WILL BE NO JIRAIYAxFEM!HARRY ROMANCE. Rated M for later and language. Vote for pairing. No poll, do it in reviews.

Yoshino has died shortly after giving birth to Shikamaru due to an assassination by Iwa. After nearly completing the standard mourning period, Shikaku now must consider marrying again, hounded by fangirls, ambitious kunoichi, and his Clan Elders. Enter a herd of intelligent deer, a confusing Owl Summons Clan, and one world-traveling witch in search of a new purpose. (AU, Fem!Harry)

Fred has died - but this Hermione decides that the world cannot go on without the Weasley twins together - that it needs the both of them to heal itself after the war - and makes a trade: her life for his. When Fred returns to his family, he lives for her.

SEQUEL TO SURGE DE HYDRA! 600 years after their marriage, the world has changed. Having over 1.5 billion living descendants, Harry and Tom's lines are creating Squibs from too much inbreeding. It was time for a change. Death agreed to take them to a new dimension, to start over. They didn't expect to be enemies and have a war to end in this new land. What to do? A/N: SLASH.

Who was she? What was he seeing? Could they be happy together? Jasper/ Fem!Harry

"You can be absurdly oblivious to the obvious sometimes," he chided without heat. Taking the opening, Hermione swallowed her apprehension and tugged lightly on his shirt. "What else have I missed?" "Why don't you tell me?," he murmured to her, the air from his words washing across her lips making the moment stretch taut between them.

the power the dark lord knows not. femHarry

Hadrian is an androgynous boy who meets a special 'snake' in the zoo on his cousin's eleventh birthday. This 'snake' will help him through his journey into the magical world. Hadrian will learn to use his looks to sway the masses and to use his cunning to get what he wants. Imagine his shock to find out that his new 'snake' is actually a person! A/N: Harry/Tom SLASH.Horcrux! HIATUS

'God, you've got a beautiful voice.' Hariel always found it funny, that of all the things her soulmate could take note of -the messy hair, the bright green eyes, the scar- it's her voice he points out first. FemHarryxMatt

Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.

One day, James Potter fell out of the sky. COMPLETE.

The only daughter of Poseidon, Persephone Jackson, has lived with Calypso her whole life, cursed by the king of the gods, lord Zeus, for the possibility of being a future threat .What happens when a certain son of Zeus stumbles upon their presence? Jason the prophecy child. Fem!percy/Jason

What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry

The last person Hermione wanted to come over for dinner was Bellatrix Lestrange. But she didn't have a say in the matter when Bellatrix broke in. Unrequited Bellatrix/Hermione, Hermione/Sirius. Five chapters written for the 5 Drabbles Competition.

"Well, I feel safer knowing you are near, but if you want to wait for the bed that will be fine," The vampire cupped her cheek, as he leaned in and kissed her, "I have waited many lifetimes, to finally find this kind of love."

A/N: FemHarry: Snape's memories had the answer. But he had accidentally let more than he thought loose. Harry meets someone from Snape's memory and has no power to stop this person from sending her back. Back through time and she has no way of returning home. Then, she finds out something shocking and understands that the very reason Snape was good, was because of her and her eyes!

Naruto couldn't get enough of Harriet James Potter Black. FemHarry

Most soldiers end up with battle scars. Jasper Whitlock ended up with The Major. He haunts his thoughts and threatens the peaceful existence Jasper has sought with the Cullens. He thought he could manage him, but he never imagined himself meeting the one person that challenges The Major in every way he has avoided. The very same person who is supposed his soulmate, Bella Swan.

This is a side-fic of 'Beautiful Star (etc)'. I will post all the little snippets that don't fit my concept for the main story here. For example: Auntie Anko's Matchmaking Mojo.

Hariel Potter wanted to get away, to escape. And she did. Becoming Just Harī, determined to no longer draw attention to herself. Hatake Sakumo stepped all over those plans. FemHarry ONESHOT

Uzumaki Naruto dreamed of becoming Hokage from a young age. Yet, it doesn't stop her from feeling like a damsel trapped within her tower at times, drowning beneath piles and piles of paperwork. Luckily, her prince seems to be on his way. He's just a little bit late. FemNaruto ONESHOT

Because it's kind of a given that it took someone literally magical to really catch and hold Kakashi's interest. KakashixFemHarry

Sasuke's travels through the Elemental Nations led him to the company of the most peculiar girl. Fem!Harry

Hermione has nowhere to go due to Ron cheating on her, and Harry arranges for her to stay at Grimmauld Place until she finds her feet. Sirius is far from happy with the arrangement, but as Harry reminds him, he owes Hermione his life. But once she moves in, will he be able to let her go? SB/HG

(Or - The Time Hel Got Told Off by Her Boss for Leading a Guy On and Indirectly Causing Mass Destruction Across the Universe.) If there was anything more boring than watching over the dead, it was doing paperwork on them. - Inspired by The Plot Bunny Whisperer's Deus Ex Machina. [COMPLETE]

Hashirama Senju couldn't help but be confused, annoyed and drawn to Miss Potter, the first official citizen of Konoha, and technically the owner of Konoha as per the name on the land deed. Fem!Harry Metamorphagus!Harry

Hariel Potter, shop owner of an eccentric shop of knick knacks that had no correlation except make her store look like a jumbled mess. But Asuma didn't really go there for the merchandise. Fem!Harry

(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Mr. Bennet died when Elizabeth was fifteen and she married Mr. Collins to protect Jane and her family. Now, years after he died, will unpleasant memories stop her from finding happiness with Mr. Darcy? One violent event described.

What would you do when suddenly confronted with a more than 200 years old marriage contract by a teen and her lawyer? Run for the hills? Call the nice guys with the comfy, white jackets? Certainly not - agree? Well, Tony Stark always was a bit - special. [Fem!Harry, AU]

Harry is having a tough time after the war. A surprising letter one day, from an old friend, helps him move on. A/N: Be prepared to cry. I did, a lot.

Sometimes, just sometimes, our wishes are granted. A little Itachi/Mari(fem!Harry). Warnings: Spoilers

Bella and Garrett are in love before she moves to Forks to be closer to her Uncle Charlie. Garrett has to go away on business for Aro, so she attends high school. Question is...what is Bella? And why does a certain bronze haired vamp believe she is his? Twilight AU; pairing Bella/ Garrett Warnings: violence, lemons, language, attempted rape, non-sexual spankings. Dom Garrett

AU; Fem!Harry. One choice can change the life of two children of prophecy. When Petunia sends her niece, Reika 'Reia' Potter to their distant cousins in the Elemental Nations she changes the future of two worlds. Can the Wizarding World handle the Girl-Who-Lived trained as a Kunoichi, and how will Naruto's life change now that he has someone who doesn't care what the...

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry

She couldn't believe it, but at the same time it made so much sense. She was a witch. And not only that, but everyone seems to be hiding something from her. Why do they treat her so coldly? Who is You-Know-Who? What the hell is a Hufflepuff? Growing up on the streets of London had taught her many things, and one of them is not to trust easily. Fem!Harry Mute Swearing Slytherin

"Once upon a time there lived a wealthy young lady, in a village by the name of Hogsmeade, and she was the prettiest creature who was ever seen. Now, Hogsmeade was located just outside the great school, Hogwarts, and as she was both beautiful and brilliant her professors doted on her." Little Red Riding Hood AU, Remus/Hermione.

Anthea meets Mrs. Holmes for the first time and Greg Lestrade get kidnapped by Mr. and Mrs. Holmes. Female Harry Potter. Mycroft Holmes/Harry Potter. The first in Girl in Green series.

Jade Potter was like a mini-Lily in every way, just with black hair. So, of course she needed an 'arrogant, toerag' of a boy to make her Hogwarts life unbearable. Collection of short moments in the lives of Jade Potter and George Weasley, the *Cough* Stalker *Cough*. Taking Requests! FemHarry!

It's a conversation between two strangers in a bar. Because of a breakup he didn't see coming and alcohol. Mainly because of alcohol. God bless the beautiful bartender. Modern one-shot.

AU: Fem!Percy. Male!Thalia. Finding out she was a half-blood was bad enough, but when Percy's long-lost father turned out to be the Titan Lord of Time, Kronos, Percy was left wondering just who she'd piss off in her past life. Jason/Percy/Thalia.

Harry finds himself at King's Cross after being hit with Voldemort's Avada Kedavra. Instead of returning to fight though, he makes another choice. He wants to go back in time and relive his life all over again, to right all the wrongs in his past life. He knew he was going to have a different appearance but he didn't expect to be a girl. FemHarry/Draco. Do-Over fic(kind of).

Hermione is in St. Mungo's after a cursed object caused her to go into a deep sleep. Only true love's kiss can wake her, unfortunately no-one knows who her true love is.

In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry)

Hermione and Luna are each brilliant in their own way, which is why they make such a great team for experimental spell research. Unfortunately, Hermione bears the brunt of a spell gone wrong, and now she's rather... petite. Submission for QLFC's "Fairy Tale Challenge". Eventual Harry/Hermione.

When Edward leaves Bella behind in NM it's just the beginning of the spiraling downward events in her life. Now fending for herself in Seattle, Bella is trying to hold a job and remain afloat from her living nightmares when she happens upon the Volturi.

Death is a doorway. When Harria Potter dies, she steps through and ends up in another world unlike anything she's ever seen before. There, she does the only thing she can do—she survives. Fem!Harry.

Feeling betrayed, Unspeakable Hermione Granger leaves England for the mysterious Elemental Countries. There she meets Naruto, an orphan boy who introduces her to the person who will change her life: Elite Jounin Hatake Kakashi. Rated T for future content.

It took Harriet Potter five years to realize she wasn't ageing. It took her eight years and a summer in the desert of New Mexico to have the answer literally fall from the sky, in the form of a banished Thunder God. (FemHarry and Master of Death Harry)

What if Mr. Darcy had ran into Elizabeth directly after Mr. Collins' disastrous proposal? Will Lizzie share the events of her stressful morning? Also, they are quite alone in the woods together;) Pure Lizzie and Darcy awkwardness. Regency.

After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.

In the midst of a looming war, an old law is brought back to life. Hermione Granger soon finds herself in a hasty engagement to a man that just happens to be her professor. Marriage Law. AU from the end of HBP. COMPLETE.

Hermione had fixed Hogwarts, found her parents and given them their memories back, and then been offered a teaching position by McGonagall, where she readily accepted it and began to work out lesson plans. But what she and everybody else hadn't expected were a few visitors.

This is a companion to my series Phoenix Rising. You will be completely lost if you haven't at least read my story, "First Meeting." Anyway, these will all be one-shots based both on suggestions from readers and my own weird imagination. Fem!Harry Creature!Harry EC/HP (soulmate bond) No underage, no sparkly vampires, and no fangless teeth.

After Edward leaves Bella, she's lost. Hanging only by a thread of hope in the form of the Volturi, she heads to Volterra, Italy with her death and maybe her rebirth in mind. There, three brothers will start to cultivate and care for her heart, and she gains a new collection of vampires as family.

They weren't a subtle couple – if anything, they were as honest and open as possible. Actually, Shikamaru was sure that, while it was too troublesome for him to lie, Naruto simply didn't know how to be subtle. Go figure. - ShikaFem!Naru

She never could stop herself from smiling when he got like this. The Draco Malfoy that paced before her had messy hair from running his hand through it, his pale face slightly pink, all rigid control lost to his ire. AU, EWE; DM/Fem!HP

Being mute changes your perspective. Naru knows this first hand. She also knows that everything is harder without a friend. Once she meets Shino, she knows she will never let their friendship go. Shino feels the same. Mute!Naru Eventual Shino/Fem!Naru

After Edward leaves, Jacob helps Bella get her life in order once more. She's now a college graduate and moves to Gotham City for an interview at the prestigious Wayne Enterprises. But Bella can never have a normal life and gets the attention of the top men in the city. From billionaires to psychotic clowns, how will she cope? And what are these strange occurrences she's noticing?

:HIATUS:Naruto is smart! No joke, she is! She, not he. Naruto is actually a girl and has decided after a slip up in Wave, to stop pretending to be an idiot. This unfortunately gets her more attention than she ever thought she wanted. Bonds are created and secrets are revealed. BEWARE- 2 different stories. Shikamaru/Naruto story. Gaara/Naruto story. Pick your team and go!HIATUS!

Fem!Percy/Ares. They cursed her out of fear, the first daughter of Poseidon and a powerful female warrior. She swore never to trust a god again. But when the great prophecy comes around centuries later and it is thought to include her, what will she do? Save Olympus or watch it burn to the ground?

Continuation of Death's Master. Harry wanted a vacation. So Death decided that New York would be a great place to go. He just neglected to mention the masses of Chitauri that would appear. No pairings.

Lily and James Potter gave birth to twins, Hera (fem!Harry) and Charlus. Fearing Hera to be a dark creature, they place her with the Dursleys and hide her existence from the rest of the magical world. Rescued by the Flamels, Hera is soon placed with her new family, the Cullens. This is the introduction story of the series I've developed based on Hera's life. Future EC/HP

When Odin realizes that Thor won't be enough to stop Loki, he finally decides to send his ultimate weapon, his third son, Prince Hadrian, who had once upon a time been the human wizard Harry Potter. Slash. Pairings up for debate.

"Stilinski!" "Yeah?" "Did you see the hot piece of ass in the stands today?" [Fem!Stiles]

Bella stands up to Edward during their breakup in the forest. She lets him go but this time with closure. Bella decides to do exactly as Edward asked and live her life. Who knew what a different person she would become without her first love contantly making her decisions? The cullens are quite surprised when reuniting with Bella during college. Eventually Bella/Jasper

One-shot. Fem!Naru. "...Kakashi stole my date didn't he?" He was just glad Sakura went for carpet instead of just wood flooring. It was softer on the face. "This was a trap?" "Yep, seems like it." "Troublesome."

During Eclipse* Bella arrives to the Volturi with shocking news. Feeling sympathy for the young girl, Aro and Marcus take her in. Marcus feels an close companionship to her. And Felix seems pretty protective of her as well. However, a few vampires don't feel the same way for Bella. Death seems like a better option to them. What will Bella do though when the past comes to haunt her?

Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry

While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.

A misspoken mistake transports Hermione through time, binding her to the Malfoy family, causing her to come whenever they call. Warnings: violence, limes.

A six year old Kuru finds herself alone with the moon and stars as her only friends. Making a wish on a star she is sent to Konoha by some meddlesome Goddesses, in the hopes of making new friends. A six year old Minato finds himself interested in the new girl who has no chakra, thus the start of a beautiful adventure and friendship is born. FemHarry/Minato.

Ever since his legs have been long enough, Fred has been putting his feet on different pieces of furniture. Him picking them up for only Hermione Granger doesn't mean anything...right?

Harry knew he was different. He held the power to call Death to his side in an instant since he was very little. One-shot! Told from other people's point of view! Year One to Seven! No pairings!

Female Percy/Jason. One sided Jasper. Please read, and review.

Harry dies at the end of Deathly Hallows and is reborn as Naruto. Now Harry is on the case of uncovering all the secrets around Naruto and deal with his enemies. Find out how Konoha deals with the Master of Death Ninja-in-training.

AU; oneshot; Sevitus; NO SLASH – At five years old, a badly abused little boy only wishes to know if he was ever loved. Five years later, his most precious memories will save more lives than his own. Severus is a bit OoC; warnings for child abuse, excessive use of calming draughts, and meddling old coots

Bella is sick of Edwards controlling ways and breaks out of her shell becoming the real Bella Swan, the one who she used to be in Arizona but Edward doesn't take kindly to this. She catches the interest of another Cullen and she walks in on a dirty little secret kept by Edward, with her knew personality she doesn't take it lying down. And she has a mate. OOC!Bella ON HOLD!

Of course of all the things Rose Potter had done, jumping through dimensions and meeting a bunch of Ninja wasn't all that shocking. Being related to one of them, though, was her cursed amount of luck. Before that though, she managed to kill a snake, save a few kids, and met an oddly cute guy with spiky silver hair, and a porn addiction. Fem!Harry/Kakashi. Hermione/Iruka. Ron/Ayame

Percy's tired of fighting, tired of nightmares, and tired of immature demigods. But most of all, she's tired of not knowing what's going on with Nico. Fem!Percy, PercyxNico, sequel to "In this Endless Sea", one shot.

One Halloween night, Rose Potter is abducted by Voldemort and raised as Persephone Lestrange. With a prophecy that recognises her as the future Dark Lady, Persephone is slowly seduced by the Dark Lord as he moves to take over the wizarding world. Meanwhile, the Order moves to stop him any way possible as they and the Potter's continue the search for Rose, their saviour. F!Harry/TMR

Sherlock steals a boy. Sorry- rescues. John helps, because what choice does he have? But not even Sherlock knows just how not-boring things will be...

"I'm Ginny," she extended her hand to him, smiling as he shook it, "Are you single?" "I-I what?" Bruce stammered and blinked at her as she took her hand back. "Yes, Ginny, what?" Harry asked, frowning a little as he paid no attention to Hermione. "Not me, Harry, don't get your knickers in a twist," she snorted, "I'm asking for Hermione." "What?" Hermione gaped at her.

He blushed, looked pleadingly at the crowd that didn't even notice, but saw that Luna and Neville were grinning and waving him on. Of course she'd planned this. He should've denied everything. He sighed and dipped his head as Hermione blushed even darker and bit her lower lip. "Honestly," he began, "I really wish this wasn't because of a ruddy plant."

Many fail to remember that there was another Persephone of Ancient Greece. A girl abducted; a girl forgotten; a girl lost; and finally a girl found. Only she was found too late for this period of history. Only rebirth will atone for the sins of the past, and will allow her to be with her lover once again. Fem!Percy; ApolloxPercy. Past to Present.

Hermione is having the best night of her life, she didn't know how quickly it would turn into her worst. Rated for disturbing theme.

She has been tied to this chair for about four hours now, after being taken from the parking lot of the mini mart. The eggs are probably broken, she thought. Girl!Stiles

Dudley's innocent push starts Harry journey into Snow and beyond. An open wound grants him a wish. A mistake makes him the tool to the greatest man he had ever met. (A Harry is Haku story) Slash, violence, and a little bit of love. (Formerly Ice Ice Harry)

Blaise had high standards. That didn't mean he doesn't notice Hailey Potter running around in a skirt so short it should be illegal. Fem!Harry/Blaise. Year 6. OneShot.

7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU

Summary: AU: Fem!Harry. Melinda Potter thought she had no family alive, she never believed she was special. belittled and abused by her relatives she hadn't counted on finding a home at Hogwarts, and a family along the way. She hadn't counted on being a Half-Blood in more ways then one.

Hermione Granger is taken to Fenrir Greyback's Pack and grows up with the ways of the wolves. But childish innocence and naivety can't last forever. HGxFG. Lemons, Limes, Mild Language, Mild Violence, Slight OOC and AU.

Missing scene from Pride and Prejudice. Lady Catherine, highly displeased, makes her sentiments known to her nephew. Elizabeth isn't the only one with an explosive temper when provoked.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

Fem!Harry. Amarantas Potter never expected things to go so wrong after the war ended. Now, bound as a servant and avatar of the goddess, Izanami, she must find her way in a world very unlike the one she left. AU, non-massacre, non-canon compliant.

Gwenyth Potter never dreamed of unleashing her dark sadistic side. Now here she is with a handsome man at her side and her Slytherin heart shining through. Who knew the smiling Gryffindor practiced the Dark Arts in secret? The winds of Fate are starting to blow in a different direction.

Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.

"Those Winchester boys, jinxed them are. Sooner or later everyone winds up dead around them." - Harry was actually hoping that was the case. Fem!Harry

Loneliness was not for him, Harry knew that. Then he met Kakashi and he found a solution to his problem. HarryKakashi. SLASH.

AU. Harry grows up an all together different way, changing his path. Showing that history is destine to repeat itself. Dark!Evil!Harry.

Joan Watson was an unhappy person. It wasn't that she hadn't opened herself to change— only that she wasn't expecting the healing of harms to come any time soon, much less at the hands of a self-proclaimed high-functioning sociopath. gender-swap fic.

Harry has been in a relationsip with Severus Snape for two years now, but it seems that the 'love' is only going one way. What happens when Severus' boss takes an interest in Harry and starts giving him the care he's always wanted? Rated M just in case.

Luna Lovegood has moved into 221c Baker Street! So what happens when you mix a 'loony' pureblood witch in a muggle area with logic driven residents? Err... not much, really. Just a whole lot of confusion.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

While serving for the Fire Daimyo, Sarutobi Asuma realizes the true meaning of seduction. Slash. One-shot.

Hyuga Neji was not a man easily charmed but those green eyes stole his breath at first and then his heart. SLASH.

They were apart because they had not tried being together. When they made the move they did not regret it. Harry Potter/ Namikaze Minato. Slash.

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

When Draco Malfoy wished upon the enchanted engagement rings to find him his perfect bride, the very last thing he expected was to end up with a certain Harry Potter - what a way to turn your world upside down ... Draco/fem!Harry, Post Deathly Hallows.

Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.

Songfic. Tom sits around and mourns the loss of the one he never knew he was in love with.

Marriage Law fic, no yadda yadda about the new law, no falling in love/lust at first touch. Hermione needs a husband, Sirius steps up. Sirius/Hermione. Now COMPLETE.

Did you ever wonder how Alfred got his start? Well, he wasn't always called Alfred. Once Upon a Time he was called Harry.

Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.

Hatake Kakashi, elite assassin and Konoha's best warrior, becomes the adoptive father to one hyperactive, infant Naruto Uzumaki. Surprisingly it's a match made in heaven. Somewhat Fluffy, hopefully a little humorous, with cute chibi Naru-chan! Complete.

Kakashi is a liar. Most shinobi are. However, most shinobi aren't secretly kunoichi either. Fem!Kakashi Gai/Kakashi fluffy one-shot "Gai, you just groped me. I'm going to go take a shower and try to scrub my brain clean."

AU.Twilight!Crssovr.FemHarry!Edward. Albus really meant well. He only wish for Helen to find happiness. He did not count on Helen being thrown into a strange universe to deal with faulty magic, American culture, vampires and the enigmatic Edward Cullen

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

[AU] What if Kakashi's excuses for being late weren't just excuses? One morning, Naruto finds this out the hard way. Now officially crack! Female!Naruto, KakaNaru.

[AU] An unlikely couple, the lazy dark haired genius and the energetic blonde dobe. female!Naruto, ShikaNaru

Lily who? The new girl was… Heart stopping, stutter worthy, and completely ignoring him. :JamesHermione OneShot: