Hi!!

My name is Allie, and i'm 16 years old.

I have a German Shepard puppy named Aya, which is short for Ayashi, which means "little one" in Cherokee

i'm a Sophmore in High School and some of my best friends are Katie, Shawn, Bethany, and Doug.

And now its the Quotes of Doom!:

Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?

Iggy(Maximum Ride)-"I feel like, pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain."

Davy Jones: Do you feel dead?
Jack Sparrow: You have no idea.

Elizabeth: It would never have worked out between us.
Jack Sparrow: Keep telling yourself that, darling.

Barbossa: There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.
Jack: And I owe them all money.

Jack Sparrow: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past. (looks at Elizabeth) One of you succeeded.

Jack : empties bottle of rum Why is the rum always gone?
Jack: stands up and staggers drunkenly Oh... that's why.

Jack: My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

Jack Sparrow: (to Elizabeth) One word luv; curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist.

Barbossa: So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?
Jack Sparrow: Or you could surrender.

Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Murtogg: I said no lies.
Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance.
Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

Copy and paste thingys!!

Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. If you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If this has happened multiple times copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile...

If you have ever misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh about how you laugh. Crazy is when you read books of essays over a book you like. Crazy is when you chase a random person all over the place and then say "Tag You're it!" when you finally catch them, Crazy is when you break your foot at your church's camp, Crazy is when you run around with a baby's lifesaver shaped pool floatie on your head yelling 'Look at my Sombrero!' Crazy is when you yell "Take off your socks!" to some random person out the car window...Crazy is when you go around telling random people that u are immortal..Crazy is when you go into your gym class running around in circles with a cape on and your arms over your head screaming,"Look at me!! I'm Batman!!"... If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A true friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend copy and paste this onto your profile.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

if you had a fire in an igloo would it melt?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why are they called stands if they're meant for sitting?

Why are flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

If it's illegal to drink and drive then why do bars have parking lots?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

Why do they call it a building? Why isn't it a built?

Why is verb a noun?

Are there seeing-eye humans for blind dogs?

Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?

How can a house burn up while it burns down?

Why is the THIRD hand on a watch called the SECOND hand?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?

Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are dead?

Before drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project, he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."

And for plenty of good reasons, since:

1. It can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. It is a major component in acid rain
3. It can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. Accidental inhalation can kill you
5. It contributes to erosion
6. It decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. It has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical. Forty-three said yes, six were undecided, and only one knew that the chemical was water. The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?" He feels the conclusion is obvious.

Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel."

Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!"

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.

The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant. If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian "pahks" his "cah," the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells."

One in every four Americans has some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, than its you.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

"I'd rather regret the things I have done than the things I have not." --Lucille Ball

Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.

Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them.

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.

To talk without thinking is to shoot without aiming.

No problem is so big and complicated that it can't be ran away from.

Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness otherwise it's hard to tell if someone is inconspicuous.

Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, while others will leave a stain.

Reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but I don't believe in dragons.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

These are real laws in New York City-

-It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.

-The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

-A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

-While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

-Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

If you are against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a btch

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST be a vampire

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm a BRUNETTE so I MUST be be snarky

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST hate Jewish people.

I have A FRIEND THAT"S A BOY, so I MUST have a hopeless crush on him.

Stop sterotypes! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile and add any other sterotypes you can think of.