Tired of being ignored for the sake of a website, Arthur decides to create an account of his own and quickly learns why blogging can be so addictive. However, the knowledge does nothing to ease his loneliness or impatience with his lover. Rated: MA

On the 5th of November, 2010, England went missing. The other nations searched everywhere for him but their efforts were in vain. On the 5th of November, 2015, England reappears, unaware of what has happened to him over the last five years. But he has changed- and as the memories start to resurface, he begins to recall just why he was running in the first place. USUK.

Alfred is a professional football player, and his life is a constant stream of fame, fortune, and luxury. But something is missing. When he comes across his old high school yearbook and remembers the deep friendship he had with an upperclassman named Arthur, he's determined to find him, and he does – in a psychiatric hospital.

Arthur, along with several users from different countries, was given the newly developed gaming device named Dreamer for a test period of one month. In this one month, Arthur has no choice but go along with the Dreamer's First-Hand-Experience system, and survive the game along with some very interesting people and a very annoying game programmer.

When Heaven and Hell clash in a pointless war, the wish for a utopia stems from the middle. But since diplomacy would never work, a spy would have to be sent in, one to be a demon but to retain everything that makes him an angel. But what if in the middle of the war, the spy learnt of what's really happening? What would he do to stop the supremacy and dominion? Angel Demon AU, USUK

Life isn't easy when you're an immortal creature of myth, but Alfred F. Jones has been doing it for 251 years. Then, while visiting London, he runs into a human who throws him for a loop-Arthur Kirkland, the first person to ever resist Alfred's charms. Instead of forgetting about Arthur, Alfred becomes determined to win the Brit's heart. Rated: MA Birthday present for Foofie88

By day, he is Arthur Kirkland, university student and best friend of Alfred F. Jones. By night, he is England, world-renowned thief and sworn enemy of America. Hetalia superhero/supervillain AU, USUK. Now on AO3 under the same username.

Fourth son to the King, Prince Arthur leads a life of luxury and lazing around. That is, until a dragon is sighted nearby. But dragons only kidnap princesses, right? Meanwhile, Alfred has just moved into the area and is quickly smitten with the young Prince, who won't give him the time of day. His only hope is to don some armor and try to sweep Arthur off his feet. MA. For Foofie88

AU. Alfred is a determined vampire hunter in training. But this training is put to the test when he actually meets one. Arthur is irritating, British and unnervingly attractive. But even Alfred's not stupid enough to fall in love with him. USUK GerIta Spamano

When Arthur checked on his latest upload to YouTube, he didn't expect the comments section to be flooded by a different fanbase. "Who is Alfred and why is everyone commenting about him?" YouTube AU

Arthur Kirkland, Un joven estudiante casi graduado de la Real Universidad de Humanidades, a la cual asiste con una beca, tiene un inusual encuentro con nada más y nada menos que Alfred F. Jones, el excéntrico príncipe multimillonario y heredero directo al trono de Espadas. ¿ que pasará si el destino hace encontrarse más de una vez? - AU CARDVERSE- SIGLO XXI- USUK! pasen y lean c:

Starry-eyed law student Alfred Jones lands a summer position at a firm, assisting the highest paid defense attorney this side of the Atlantic, Arthur Kirkland. Alfred believes he's got it made, but there's more to Kirkland's jury-charming smile than he first assumed. USUK

After one of England's spells go wrong, all of America's memories of being a nation, disappear, and he now thinks he is a 20 year old boy named Alfred F. Jones. Will the spell ever wear off? As the nations watch the rowdy Alfred, they end up learning things about their friend, America, then they ever thought was possible. USUK - Yaoi - Cute - Fluff

When England receives a letter from Hogwarts he knows it's going to be a long year, a VERY long year. The nations can barely cope with each other for an hour, let alone an entire year. But dark powers are rising and it's going to be hard for the nations not to get involved, especially when it's the year of the Triwizard Tournament. Set during GoF . Will include some pairings.

Arthur Kirkland feels that fate must be set against him when he falls for handsome culinary student Alfred Jones. Arthur doesn't eat because he's not hungry. It's not complicated. Little does he realize, amongst the pink frosting and mashed potatoes, that it's never been about the food. USUK AU anorexic!Arthur and chef!Alfred.

For life after life, lovers Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland have been together. From the royalty of Spades to countries and beyond, crossing universes, Alfred and Arthur have always been together. But a century ago, Alfred made a mistake, and Arthur paid for it. A century ago, their souls diverged for the first time. And now, Arthur must face the demon Alfred has become. (USUK)

Arthur Kirkland was a menace to society by all appearances. Even the McDonalds uniform could do nothing to soften him up. Alfred knew he shouldn't care, but he did anyway. USUK

Arthur Kirkland knew he was a little bit odd for an omega. He knew he was supposed to submit and please Alphas. But he grew up in a place that spoiled him rotten enough to darken his soul-enough to make him think he owns the whole wide world. Especially the cold little Alpha with cold blue eyes. Yes, he owns Alfred F. Jones too. AU (Being Edited bit by bit)

Alfred was positive that the person who served him coffee was none other than his favorite porn star. USUK Retired porn star AU!

The rule is simple: "if it ain't broke, don't fix it." An expression unfitting for the beautiful and artful dance of ballet, but an expression that remains true nonetheless. Alfred and Arthur were inseparable - both in the eyes of their friends and in the eyes of the NYCB producers. They danced together for performances upon performances, pas de deux after pas de deux.

"I Heart You" Alfred wouldn't call himself a "programmer", but by a bit of luck, some serious skills, and a lot of help, he's accidentally created one of the world's first truly sentient Artificial Intelligence programs ever- and he's madly in love with it.

Arthur couldn't help but smile and pick up his pace a little when he saw the car waiting for him. He slid into the passenger's seat and took off his sunglasses. As he turned to look at the person in the driver's seat, his heartbeat quickened: that smile always did him in.

"Stay with me forever." He didn't mean it. England knows he never means it. America doesn't know anything other than selfishness.

Generations passed, and the Spades' first male Queen was chosen not amongst the aristocrats, but amongst the merchants. Arthur Kirkland shall take on this title as he dives into the hated world of royalties that are born into the War of Colors. Cardverse USUK and some other pairings.

There were a great many things that Alfred F. Jones wished to never experience. At the top of that list was calling his very pregnant mate at 3am from jail.

Arthur Kirkland should have been Queen of Spades but a twist of fate led him down a different path. A quiet life...at least until he met the whirlwind that was Alfred F. Jones. Prince and peasant grow apart and together, discovering what it is to love, to take risks, to be fair. But with a kingdom in growing revolt and a dark plot unravelling, will fate be fair to them? Cardverse!

Alfred F. Jones, Hollywood's golden boy, is a jaded celebrity who meets a sick florist in a little English village who teaches him how to appreciate the little things in life again. Arthur Kirkland is an anonymously famous author whose entire life has been on the edge of death. He meets a sickeningly healthy actor who teaches him how to keep fighting on.

Remember that episode where France had to ask England to marry him, but he refuses him? What would England say if America asked instead? Maybe these two are meant for each other after all. UsUk

When the multicultural school of Hetalia Gakuen is taken over by the walking and moaning dead, it's up to the surviving students to put theirs (and others) lives on the line as they struggle to get out of the zombie infested city. Rated for violence, language and later scenes. Various pairings included.

In the midst of darkest time the world has ever seen, even a single missing nation can upset the balance of war and peace. When England is captured in Paris, vanishing into the grasp of the nation seeking control, he has to be strong not just for himself or his people, but for everyone in the world.

Alfred F. Jones knows he's clumsy. He knows he can't dance to save a life, and he dreads the fact that he'll be expected to dance at his engagement party with his fiancée, who his parents chose for him. But the tutor his parents found, Arthur Kirkland, the "perfect gentleman," is as irritating as he is interesting, and Alfred realizes he may be able to help him escape his fate...

On a vacation, England does something really stupid that upsets his imaginary friend. As revenge, she casts her magic on the others on the vacation, changing them. The only ones not affected are England, America, and Russia. How will they be able to change everyone back? (Those on the vacation: Germany, Japan, Italy, Prussia, England, America, Russia, and Canada) Bad summary!

On his 19th birthday, Alfred Jones is hit by a truck, and he wakes up in the hospital unable to remember who he is. He loses his memories every time he sleeps, and day after day he awakens not knowing who he is. But his lover Arthur Kirkland believes in him, and in a brighter future, even when those around him have given up. (USUK)

In parallel universe, America's England died in American revolution. America swore to have England back no matter what. In the real universe, England have a terrible feeling coming towards him...a terrible feeling that he don't know... 2pUSxUk and USUK. ( My summary sucks. Why don't you just read it xD)

Arthur decides to study in a nice little coffee shop. Peacefully study. Which is hard to do when the cute barista keeps bringing you tea thats "on the house" (Short Usuk Coffeeshop AU)

Hetalia/Hogwarts X-over England decides to teach at Hogwarts to keep an eye on the Boy Who Lived. But the Trio become suspicious of their new professor... Can England keep his status as a country a secret? And what does Voldemort want with him? (SEQUEL POSTED)

After Alfred Jones rescues Arthur Kirkland from a potentially-homicidal wheelchair ramp, he asks the other on a date. The two proceed to be utter dorks as they prepare for the evening. Human AU. Continuation of USUK Calendar Fic.

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland was dissolved. England's territories were divided to Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. The country was no more. 23 years later, a British with blond hair, somewhat thick eyebrows, and emerald green eyes appeared in front of America. Rated T to be safe, USUK

Arthur's soulmate is also his worst enemy. Thing start to makes sense when he gets arrested by his own soulmate. Based off the AU where your soulmate's name is written on one wrist and the other wrist has your worst enemy's name. Omegaverse, Soulmate AU, Prostitution AU.

Alfred gets a letter addressed to him accidentally by a child and, like the Devil he is, decides to go through with delivering a present. Sweet Devil AU (I promise this is not dark)

Arthur stood there, breathing heavily. He smiled grimly at the sight of the Minister of Magic crumpled like a ragdoll at the end of the room. Then the enormity of his actions hit him. "Oh, God. What the hell have I done?" Set during the fifth year! USUK with mentions of past FrUK. Sequential to Making the Grade but not a sequel - this is a separate story in its own right. Enjoy.

America, being America, says something he should've known better than to say in his own airport, whereupon he is taken in for questioning and finds it very difficult to explain why this particular nineteen-year-old seems to be as politically active as the President himself. USUK. ONE-SHOT

When you draw dead, its said that you can't possibly win against the odds of your opponent. And that has to be true- at least, that's what the Rag Card ex-soldier, ex-political prisoner Alfred Jones, thinks of himself...and the new Queen of Spades, ex-lover, Arthur Kirkland. USUK, Cardverse, mentions of past violence, sucidial thoughts, torture, and injury.

Muggle-born Alfred F. Jones dreams of graduating Hogwarts and then using his skills to work with dinosaurs at Jurassic World. Now if only he can get his best friend Arthur on board with his idea... [USUK- AU fusion with Harry Potter and Jurassic World]

After six years of harboring unrequited feelings for his traveling companion Alfred, Arthur decides to conduct a little experiment. With the help of his new Spritzee, Arthur attacks Alfred with an attract attack to make him all in love with him. The only things left to wonder are if it worked, and if it did, was it wrong to do it? Poketalia, USUK

A shadow cloaked figure hypnotizes Arthur. (USUK, dubcon?)

They'd been very blunt with him. They were always so blunt with omegas. He just wasn't special, that's all. There were many like him- too many.

Have you every done something dumb and then regretted it? Well, did that dumb thing keep coming back to kick your arse? Sleeping with an American Secret Service Agent topped that list of 'dumb things', especially when Arthur thought he was the Drug Lord that he was hunting. Even more so when he himself was a British Secret Service Agent. New orders: they're partners now.

This is a challenge that I have taken upon and will be a bunch of One-Shots with different AU's and all that jazz, there will be no warning but it will be rated M just in case. (requests are open!)

Capitals!AU. If Alfred and Arthur were representatives of their capitals instead of their countries. No OC characters actually shown. (I'm sure you'll figure out who's who.) USUK - POV Twoshot

It was another normal day for America when disaster struck. Now he and the other 1P nations are fighting for their lives along side their doubles. The 2P world has already fallen to ruin but can both sides learn to get along and defeat the zombies? Or will they just turn on each other...or even on their own kind? Zombie fic main pairing: USUK vs 2pUS1pUK

This was why you shouldn't take directions from a GPS named Hitler. Or pick up hitchhikers. Or get involved in covert government anti-terrorist operations. USUK AU

Arthur Kirkland liked to think he could drink anyone under the table, but right now Alfred F. Jones was giving him quite a run for his money. College AU.

Alfred and Arthur are stuck as lab partners in the world's most horrifying class: AP Chemistry

Arthur's an Omega and he was quite okay with it, even though he knew he wasn't settling down anytime soon. Screw what society said! Well—that was until two Alphas started fighting over him. Annoying prats! FrUKUS Love Triangle.

Arthur Kirkland always lived in the shadows of his older brothers. Alfred F. Jones was a puppet to his father's unreasonable whims. With the help of the new Literature teacher, Romulus Vargas, Alfred, Arthur, and many more learn to break out of their shells, pursue their dreams, and seize the day. (A Hetalia Dead Poets Society AU with USUK, PruHun, and a minor OC)

Alfred, the son of a renowned doctor is a young Alpha raised to stick to norms and confident in his future. But his life will change unexpectedly and dangerously when, upon entering his last year of highschool he meets Arthur, a boy who technically shouldn't exist. SF omegaverse with a dark twist (full expl. inside) Contains some PruCan and GerIta.

Being an Omega in District 12 was…difficult. But getting selected for the Hunger Games was way worse. What luck Arthur had! FrUKUS Love Triangle.

Alfred F. Jones is relaxing in the grassy plains, but is shocked to see a revolutionary soldier point a musket between his eyes in the year 2011.

No one should be able to kill a nation right? But than why is Greece dead? Who killed him and why? America has to get to the bottom of it before others start to die around him. Because once the clock strikes twelve time's up for him and the world he knows. (rated for swearing and character death)

Arthur Kirkland is the intelligent, perfect, strictly rule-abiding Student Council President - but he has a secret, and he isn't about to let any of his fellow students find out. As a Senior, he thinks he's in the clear - until that idiot jock Alfred F. Jones stumbles upon Arthur's hidden double life. What will he do when he realizes Arthur isn't so perfect after all? Human AU USUK

Arthur Kirkland has been working as a shop assistant for 2 years. His days are boring and repetitive but he by no means hates his job; he appreciates the uneventful work he chose. That is however until a certain tall, overly happy American happens to walk into the shop, breaking his peace and quiet. Will this American ever leave him alone? Or is this just what Arthur needs?

For those of you who have been crushed by the unbearable weight that they may never escape. THIS IS FOR YOU. - I spent three months filing over ever last detail of the game, and I believe I have found their escape. This story is a continuation and eventual ending of the game HetaOni (disclaimer) therefore if you haven't played the game you will likely be lost. *COMPLETE STORY* 17 2

Drabble. Alfred Jones and Arthur Kirkland have an agreement. One that no one will ever need know about. Light BDSM, slightly cracky. Series of non-chronological drabbles.

Last thing I remember was running along the alleys; the next, I was in the hospital with someone who claimed to have run me over. With no identification on me, we decided to find out who I was to satisfy his own sense of responsibility. However, there were times I wished I never went back to know who I was.

Arthur is a poor fisherman who is trying to go about his life, since he is living after the Global Meltdown, a world-wide apocalypse resulting from climate change. His life changes when he meets a interesting merman hybrid named Alfred, and of course, gets tangled in his life with the involvement of a harpoon. Mermaid(ish) USUK (smut in later chap)

England had always been bitter and lonely, but he never meant to hurt him. He didn't know what it was like to love someone like this. He never knew what was going in the crazy head of his. Why was he feeling this way towards the man?

When Engalnd stumbles across how to make a voodoo doll he makes one of America and uses it to his advantage — smut

A collection of USUK drabbles in a variety of AU's as I try to perfect their characterisation.

England has secretly been depressed for quite a while. And the mocking voice in his head isn't helping anything. Plus there's a psychotic, baseball bat wielding American who insists that he will marry him, despite his protests. And don't forget the other American who is determined to be his hero at any costs. But war is on the horizon, and the Brit is caught in the middle. 1Pvs2PUS

Or, "If You Like It Then You Should've Put Your Name On It." If you put your name on something, then it belongs to you… right? USUK

"Sometimes I think about having sex with you," Alfred admitted. "In a fantasizing way?" Arthur asked. "Maybe? It's more like I asked myself once that if I had to lose my virginity to someone that I know right now, who would I choose? And I picked you because you're my best friend and I trust you." Alfred and Arthur are close friends that are about to get a whole lot closer.

"You know," The bespectacled blond smiled. "if unexpected things happen, I just say PLOT TWIST! Then move on. You should do that too." USUK

Alfred is an alpha prince, heir to the throne of a great empire. Arthur is an omega whore, sold into slavery to work off his family's debt. After an encounter with fate they fall in love, but is their love real or a delusion? When Alfred is forced to face the truth, will he choose his heart or his country? WARNING: Contains rape mentions of torture miscarriages prostitution slavery

Arthur, lonely and moping, meets a fellow student named Alfred who refuses to let him be alone on his birthday.

Alfred's an alpha born in a rich family. Everything handed to him on a silver platter yet for some reason happiness had always eluded him. Suddenly a certain someone steps into his grey, dull life and turns his world upside-down. USUK, Omegaverse, M-rating for later chapters.

A new world order post WWII with new leaders and a new balance of power. US/UK, and very much in that order. Dub-con-ish, BDSMish. You know. Politics as usual. Companion fic to "December 8, 1940."

An assassin married to an assassin is a recipe for disaster. Mr. and Mrs. Smith Parody. Written for the USUK Sweethearts Week. USUK.

If anyone asked, Arthur would adamantly deny that he watched any of those silly soul mate clock reality shows. But even he couldn't resist watching the handsome American on the show featuring gay men from across the world with timers that were all set for the same date as Arthur's—Valentine's Day. USUK.

Branded a bad omen, Arthur is sent to live at a monastery. Barbarians raid the monastery and Arthur finds himself taken hostage by their leader Ivan and forced to be a slave. Will Arthur escape his life as a slave to be considered an equal to Ivan? Can Ivan tame the fiery tempered, sharp tongued snake? It's a battle of strength and will; only one may fall in love. Summary inside/AU

Arthur's pet cat Crumpet is at death's door. This is how he spends the last of his hours: with Alfred's pet cat Hero, his beloved owner and Alfred F Jones himself. Implied USUK and Nekotalia. Englandcat's POV.

A supplementary to Found in Odd Situations: Francis invites everyone to his Christmas party and Alfred discovers that everyone includes all the people he's starred in porn films with. Worried about what they will say to Arthur, he tries to keep him away from them - which doesn't sit well with the Englishman...

America has just learnt that Sweden calls Finland his wife. He decides to do the same to England. Obviously, England isn't very pleased. USUK

As class president and head of the student council, Arthur's far too busy for much else other than homework and a job. While he's been secretly dating golden boy Alfred for a while now, he tends to let their relationship fall to the bottom of his list of priorities. Until Alfred proves that he's Top 3 material. Oneshot Rated: MA

Arthur Kirkland is a fallen noble of a disgraced house in the Kingdom of Spades. He will stop at nothing to reclaim what his family once had - and so much more, including the throne. To do this Arthur follows in the footsteps of the woman that ruined House Kirkland, resorting to black magic and the help of a wicked demon. USUK; Cardverse/Sweet Devil; Violence; Dubcon; Art by Owyn

Arthur Kirkland never wanted to be the Queen of Spades, and for good reason. It's a miserable job for any omega, but for Arthur under the current King, it's hell. Will the new King, Alfred, be able to change centuries of tradition and (even more difficult) Arthur's outlook on life? Of course he will. Cardverse/Omegaverse USUK

The Queen of Spades was an unmoving, untouchable work of art with skin made of glass and a heart of frost. No one could love a Queen. Especially not the infamous Scowling Queen. But Sir Alfred Jones wishes to make Arthur Kirkland smile, the only trouble is, no man except the King is permitted to go near this Queen. Cardverse!USUK.

"Arthur... did you just fall?" "No,I attacked the floor." "...Backwards?" "Yes, I am freaking tallented." Alfred finds Arthur sprawled on the floor of the school one morning. Fluff ensues. USUK-Oneshot/AU Highschool. Inspired by quote on Likeulous.

Once Arthur Kirkland got his acceptance letter into Hogwarts he was ecstatic. He thought it was the chance to prove himself to his family. Arthur learns of his talent for magic and communication of the nonhuman kind. He runs into the young wizard Alfred F. Jones, who manages to turn his life upside down in the most unpleasant of ways. ((Future UsUk along with other pairings))

England bit his lip, chancing a glance at at his neighboring nations and slipping his phone out of his pocket. No one would notice him sending one little text message to the handsome American across the table, would they? Of course not.

In a world with few stars and no hope, with no laws or order, with magic and no happy endings, a hero manages to rise up. He may not seem like much, just one man facing an entire, screwed up world. But, with a few extra people, including his blind brother, a dragon rider, and a wizard with two personalities, he just might be able to change something. But will it be for the better?

Alfred gets possessive when he finds a bruise on Arthur's arm. Fail summary fails! Request fic written for Dark Fenrir. Omegaverse/Sweet!Devil AU. Possessive!Demon!Alpha!AmericaxAngel!Omega!Arthur

They were all brainwashed products of an unrealistic society, planning their lives around a dumb clock forever fused with their bodies; or it was until they found their "soul mate" anyway. Alfred knew better.

Alfred F. Jones is a student model who loves the attention his job gives him. What happens when a certain person in his new school not only doesn't fall for his charms, but finds him irritating as well? AU USUK

Marine biologist Arthur Kirkland is sent on a dive to collect some coral samples, but is instead abducted by a playful, blue octopus named Alfred. Tentacle fun ensues, PWP

After a faulty summoning ritual, England is turned into a cat and lands himself in Prussia's care. Dealing with his new 'owner', that blasted yellow bird, and the issue of escaping, England has his paws full.

Our boys are painfully bored in physics class, so Alfred employs some fun coping methods.

At world's end when raiders and zombies are breathing down your back and everyone you care about is long dead, who can you turn to in order to find your haven. Post-Apocalyptic USUK.

USUK. Cynical, overweight and bored in the dull twilight of his empire, Arthur finds distraction in the form of rekindling his relationship with Alfred on board the RMS Titanic during her doomed maiden voyage. For Titanic's one hundredth anniversary.

Slytherin House and Gryffindor House have always been intense rivals, but this new level of sexual tension between their Quidditch teams is unbearable. As an ambitious Slytherin, Alfred will do whatever it takes to win the Quidditch Cup. The only obstacle in his path is Arthur, the talented and handsome Gryffindor seeker. USUK. Pottertalia.

A drabble a day for more USUK! The file for the USUK Drabble Calendar, the month of March in the year of 2014.

"Hello. Welcome to Hell. Name, please." US/UK

England is turned into a neko because of an accident with his magic. All well and good? Well, he's too ashamed to go outside and apparently America's the only one he trusts to stay with until it wears off. Rated M for a reason.

After breaking his leg during a football game, jock Alfred F. Jones finds himself condemned to school library duty for a semester and a half. But at least he has the quiet English kid in the corner to keep him company. Gakuen AU oneshot. Written for the secret santa.

Pottertalia. Arthur and Alfred are paired up to read each other's love fortunes in Divination class. Naturally, they're both too obvlious to realise that the signs are pointing to each other.

Alfred is a demon, on earth to kill a guardian angel and wreck as much havoc as possible. Arthur is the angel that has to kill him first. With both of them disguised as high school students, whoever gets found out first, dies. Unless they happen to fall for each other first.

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

It's mid-August of 1774, the Quartering Acts have been re-established and one colonial blacksmith is forced to take in a British soldier. How will these two destined enemies live together under one roof? What of the war soon to come? USUK

When England is kidnapped by 2P America who plans to make him his Queen the America of this world promises to get him back what ever it takes. But with a war between both worlds approaching and a long line of mind control, poison and a confused heart in store for England America and the other 1Ps need to be fast or the 1P world will fall to insanity. USUK and 2pUS1pUK Maybe others.

In Hetlia High, there were unspoken laws that made up the school's popularity system. Punishments for breaking the laws were severe. Arthur Kirkland broke two of these commandments. "Dude, Arthur's a punk AND he's friends with the Bad Touch Trio?" "Oh man, Al's gonna be pissed."

Nobody knows that England and America have become a couple, however, America wants to take the leap to become 'lovers'. NON-CON & INSANITY. USUK.

This is a collection of short stories I can't summarize all that into this small box do you not see my problem. My summary skill is bad anyway so there's no use wasting effort writing one. Just give this story a go what do you have to lose. Also i really like your shoelace.

Arthur reflects on his history with Gilbert. - A PrUk oneshot.

Arthur had a voice, a good one, but it's been stolen from him and he's prepared to do everything he can to get it back. Even traversing across the world with a bunch of lunatics who have a leader who just might be his hero after all. USUK, minor others. Cover Art by NoximillianRaven.

Track and Field!AU- Arthur and Alfred are roommates and teammates at World U. As if school wasn't hard enough, they also have to deal with skin-tight uniforms, two hour long practices, classes, bus rides, and, oh yeah, falling in love with each other.

With the Yule Ball appraoching in their seventh and final year, Gryffindor Quidditch Captain Alfred F Jones finally decides to make amends with his long-time rival, a Slytherin named Arthur Kirkland USUK

Arthur wants to have a professional photo shoot of him and his beloved cat, Crumpet. He's nervous as hell about being ridiculed for it, but luckily his stunning photographer turns out to be just as much of a dorky cat lover as he is.

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us...a Hetalia/Breakfast Club fusion.

A little fluffy USUK Pottertalia. It's about how they became a couple, though I warn you that I don't write fluff often, so I don't even know what this is on the inside. I can't read it over. It's just too gushy and sweet.

Request from kink meme filled. Victoria-era BDSM, but all consensual. Spanking, crossdressing, cropping, figging. Enjoy.

When playing baseball, Alfred accidentally kills somebody's cat. After meeting the animal's peculiar owner, he vows that he will make it up to the other boy, one way or another. AU, USUK, Yaoi.

Arthur awakes to find himself chained to a bed, nude, and feeling awfully...weird. He doesn't know where he's at or the reason why, but that doesn't seem to matter to him. His body feels uncomfortable, like it wants -no- needs something. What in the name of Satan is going on! Who's the deliciously handsome devil with twisted horns and striking blue eyes? Devil! AU

"Perhaps he was romanticising it too much, but attraction accentuated itself in the presence of love." Cardverse Omegaverse (Alpha!Alfred/Omega!Arthur). Warning for 2 x virginity loss combo, and pwp.

-Meet me in the airport, I'll be humming hallelujah- This is the semidaily story of two teenaged boys' adventures through Europe, accompanied by an agent and a makeup artist. USUK. Sequel to 'The Baffled King And The Idiot Hero'. NOW COMPLETE.

Alfred is a senior, graduating in 2 months like everyone else. Like them, he wants to be big. One problem? He's at the bottom of the social pyramid. However, when Alfred catches sight of his neighbor-an ex-porn star named Arthur- undressing, new interests and problems arise. But one thing's for sure; Alfred wants to capture the man's body for his own. USUK Based off Girl Next Door

Tony was trying to interrupt Alfred and Arthur's sexual patterns; what he didn't count on was Alfred taking his shocking tools from him to use for some good old S&M with Arthur. Yaoi, Lemons, USUK, oneshot. Linked to fanfiction "Agent Tony's Reports", but it will still make sense if you're just looking for smut.

It all started with rumors, but sometimes it just takes that initial spark to start a flame. UsUk, with just a dash of PruHun in like one sentence, and a sprinkle of American fun having. Btw I don't own Hetalia or the characters.

You found me and then they took you away from me. I am going to find you and keep you to myself, even if you are not who you used to be. US/UK.

To protect what is important to him,Alfred F. Jones will do anything to become stronger. In order to become a man deserving of the one whom he wishes to keep by his side. Secret santa on LJ USUK

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

If you give me your everything I can make you forget all of your worries and all of your problems, just be a good little pet and do what I say. US/UK. Smut. BDSM. Other warnings inside.

Want a serious read? An unfinished portrait painting of a Chinese man brought the memory of old veteran Ivan Braginsky back to the battlefield of 1941 where he and Wang Yao fought together against Nazi invasion. WW2, Battle of Moscow, Angst & Romance

oes·trus - the period of heat or rut; the period of maximum sexual receptivity of the female. USUK, A/B/O Dynamics!AU, more warnings inside. PWP.

Blind and held prisoner, Arthur finds himself at the mercy of Alfred, a space pirate with a truly curious crew. Alfred is determined to seduce Arthur, and Arthur fears his resolve won't last. His duty is clear, but so is his desire. As the days tick by Arthur begins to question what loyalty means. He begins to realize that being a prisoner may actually set him free.

Everyone has known England was one of the world's oldest nations but how many people have gotten to the bed with Britannia in there arms? worldxengland fruk pruk spuk usuk canuk geruk chinauk russuk

Arthur Kirkland, the United Kingdom's finest archer, hoped to take home a medal from the 2012 London Olympics. He never expected he would take home a boyfriend as well. USUK. Olympics AU. Mutual one-sided fluff with a happy ending.

After a rather harsh fight, Alfred storms off and Arthur starts to worry. Alfred doesn't return to the flat, or even answer his roommate's calls, and to top everything off, a stray cat has appeared at Arthur's doorstep. USUK

Alfred is an American spy hiding out in Nazi-occupied France, and when he gets shot at and wounded after getting sold out, he finds himself crashing into the barn of a beautiful young… lady? Written for Day 6 of the USUK Summer Camp 2012. USUK, Historical!AU.

AU 1870 in the American Midwest. Alfred F. Jones the cowboy finds himself miserable and infuriated by his fellow cowhands when he stumbles upon a man who could turn it all around...or maybe get him killed. Historically accurate. USUK

Cardverse!AU."Well, hello, Captain Arthur Kirkland. I see you're as beautiful as they all say, missing eye and leg and all." Alfred reminisces on how he met his lovely wife. USUK, Sequel to Scars.

Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK

What if the movie Titanic, starred Hetalia characters? Read and find out! Main pairing: USUK

After a long absence due to financial crisis, America finally returns for the 2012 World Conference. England is surprised to see him, and the change that has taken over his former colony. Meanwhile, America is curious to see just how much the missing nation had been on England's mind. USUK; Lemon

Arthur Kirkland did not stick fingers down his throat. He did not force it to come up in chunks and spews. He resisted. He had control, not regret, not remorse, not afterthought. But Alfred is just trying to help, you can't push everyone away. AU Us/Anorexic!UK Eating disorder and mentions of squeamish things.

Royal unions rarely have anything to do with love. This fact upsets both Alfred, future King of the House of Spades, and his unwilling betrothed, Arthur. The measure of a great King is not how wisely he ruled, but how deeply he loved. Cardverse AU.

Alfred Jones, CIA. Arthur Kirkland, MI6. Two high-level agents who know about each other only what can be said over the phone - but even secure lines can be compromised. They've been working together for years when something goes horribly wrong.

"Come on, Artie, What's the worst that could happen?" is what America had said. England did NOT think it would lead to this. Rated M for a lot of yaoi, foul language, and MPREG.

Post Apocalyptic World. Humans and demons are at war. General Arthur is captured by demon general Ivan and made into a slave. After forming a plot with his ex-lover Arthur plans to seduce and destroy the demon Ivan. But will he succeed? MORE INSIDE AU

Alfred just wanted to get one date with Arthur Kirkland before the semester ended. To do that he had to speak with him. Thus, he was set up for failure.

Set roughly in the 1840s. America is expanding and bursting at the seams with new ideas, new dreams...and new desires? A meeting in Europe reunites America with England and an intimate house call follows. Cowboy!America, first time, USUK

2P!Verse - 2P!America somehow finds himself in England's house, looking for 2P!England. But not finding his Brit and remembering that it was the both England's birthdays, he decides to give England a special birthday present.

Every morning Arthur goes to the ocean –to torture himself, to cleanse himself, he doesn't know. Whatever his reason, it's become routine. One day his routine is interrupted by a dorky blond fisherman with a strange offer. Warnings inside.

He didn't want to be the favorite. He didn't want to be singled out. But he hated seeing those blue eyes turn to others, he wanted them only on him. 1950's Post-war USUK PWP, Co-Written with Tenkuno.

Cardverse!AU. He'll see. He'll see what it's like to mess with Arthur Kirkland, ex-pirate king and Queen of the Kingdom of Spades and Northern Fantasia! USUK, mindless fluff.

Kink meme de-anon, USUK, Gakuen!AU. Arthur sleeps in class and Alfred finds it funny to tell on him, until he realizes that something is very wrong with Arthur's life and that he has to become Arthur's anchor to reality lest he lose the one he loves.

"Even in death Arthur. I always will..." USUK, Character Death, HetaOni fic -ReUpload-

Normally Arthur's Valentine's Days are filled with flowers, thorns, demanding customers, and long days. This year, it's about to get a little different. In a good way. -AU florist!Arthur- USUK Sweethearts Week Day 7 entry

Alfred is just after a Christmas present for his little sister, but when he finds a life-sized, broken doll outside a shop and takes him home, he gets quite a bit more than he bargained for. Victorian!AU, for LJ USUK Secret Santa

The Tree of Life gives birth to the Royalty of Spades but they can not develop feelings for each other. But Alfred and Arthur go against nature and do love. A tale of forbidden love and a revolution. R18 Oneshot.

AU. Arthur Kirkland's too busy to start a relationship. Google's solution: Heartstrings, the new online dating service for the Too Busy. He just didn't think the solution would be so literal.

England is drunk. And stuck in a closet with America. A closet full of sex toys and stuffed animals. They also come out of the closet. Shameless PWP, public humiliation, kinky stuff. USUK in that order. GASP!

USUK, AU. Alfred is a cowboy, a bounty hunter, whatever pays - but he always does what is right. When a man named Arthur saves his life, Alfred finds himself indebted to a stranger. Sometimes, what is right is not so clear.

Centuries ago, they watched their father's heart break. Now, the original 13 states have decided to set America up on a date... whether he wants it or not. Summary is fail. State OCs, T for language. Mild Yaoi, USUK

Late Hetaween 2011 fic. As the party ends its peak, a certain superhero thinks that it's about time that he and his sidekick get a little one-on-one. USUK in that order. RP with Tenkuno.

New aliens are invading Earth and are hellbent on conquering it. With their forces weakened and America, Germany, and Russia missing, can Earth survive? GermanyXItaly USXUK RussiaXCanada

England's immune system has always been weak it seems, ever since Black Death struck hard. So what happens when the common flue hits. Well, let's be glad that France always seems to visit.

AU. UsUk. A pirate who saw nothing but the future, a naval captain who felt nothing but resentment.The only thing the two have in common was the bittersweet childhood in which they shared. Years later, Alfred is finally able to exact his revenge.

Someday I won't be able to stitch you back up. / USUK, FrUK, warnings inside. / Don't leave me.

"Good luck," Arthur says, meaning it despite the fact that Gilbert is a potential rival. Gilbert grins back. "You too; don't think either of us will need it, to be honest though."

This is a story about many things. But mostly, it's about a boy and a star. Stardust AU. USUK, minor others.

America discovers Fanfiction. Net one day while surfing the web and is curious to read some of the stories involving him and England, but first our hero needs to find out what a lemon is.

England is still dressed up as an Italian, and an oblivious America runs into him and doesn't realize who he is. Cue England wooing him the Italian way as he remains under cover in Italy.

After an incident involving America, Sealand, & England, the rest of the countries notice how... similar Sealand looks to the two English countries... No Mpreg, USUK

America had always been fond of his First Lady, but she did have a dark side. Namely a love of sticking her nose into his business. Especially when it involved England. USUK, Presidential Family Fun!

modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.

America has asked England out- right in front of everyone at the World Conference. Sadly, England can't say 'yes', and a certain lover of his gets really mad... Russia is pissed. Definitely. England belongs to him, and him only. RUUK, onesided USUK! Yaoi.

Prussia is most definitely a strange creature. PrUK PWP

England learns the hard way that keeping a bird that mimics sounds in his bedroom is probably not the best idea in the world. USUK

Alfred has bought Arthur an engagement ring. But everything isn't as it should be. USUK - oneshot.

Six months ago, Arthur ran afoul of fae that turned him into-of all things-a cat; Alfred then saved Arthur from starving on the streets. Today, Arthur admits something to himself.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

USUK. August, 1943, and it's sweltering enough for Arthur to show off his legs in a pair of military-issue shorts. Alfred is highly distracted by them. Hilarity and sexytiems ensue. For Hakuku!

When Arthur dreams, he is England. As England he remembers the warmth of loving companionship. But as England, he also remembers death. The darkness that engulfed him.It is in that darkness, he is awoken. My First Fanfic! Be Nice! USUK, slight UK/OC R&R

USUK. America wants England to pledge allegiance. Or else he's not getting any. It's smut so enjoy, you perverts.

Let's face it. We all have that certain coworker we can't stand and wish they would just die. Harsh,yes. But that's how we feel sometimes. But after a few beers will you become friends? Or Lovers? No? How 'bout married? No? Then-oh...OH!...oh? AmerEngld

Alfred witnesses Arthur disappear and doesn't find him until a few months later. When found, he was severely injured and had no memory on what happened. Now in college, strange murders start to happen and they try and figure out whats going on. US x UK

England is in a predicament; America's inexplicable rage is inadvertently helpful. US/UK

Alfred is approached by the Student Body President, Arthur, for help on his math exam. They hate each other, but maybe opposites can attract with the help of something unexpected. Christmas gift for my friend.

It really is a very simple communication strategy. First, look them in the eye and say their name. Then you tell them how they make you feel and why they make you feel like this. Finally, tell them what it is you want them to do about it. See? Simple!

"If we can't be lovers... we can't be friends...'cause I'm still in love with you." PrussiaxUK oneshot, Shonen-Ai,BL Hope you enjoy!

Tired of being lonely, Alfred F. Jones decides to adopt a cat; though he gets a little more than he bargained for. USUK Fluff featuring Americat and Englandcat

"Fun?" England gasped. "What part of sitting on a smelly old fat man's lap is fun to you? Unless of course, there's some disturbing fetish of yours I'm unaware of." Fun Christmas shenanigans with America and England. Merry Christmas, everyone!

Gakuen: USUK. Arthur is at the top of the class, yet constantly harassed and preyed upon by the school's football team. Alfred must make the choice between his team and protecting the sheep...Arthur. M for some language, molestation, dark themes

England fumed. France smiled. "Since it is obvious you are head over heals crushing on young Amérique, I shall leave you to your attempts at romanticizing our sweet idiote hero."

It's WWII and the boys have to share a tent. Uh-oh.

England is invited to America's house and reacts in exactly the way that the American anticipates. Tsundere's are easy to predict. One-shot/drabble, I guess.

"Mr. President, this is the Washington DC chief of police. I'm sorry to be calling at this hour, but I'm afraid I have a…friend of yours here at the station." What happened during this night of mayhem? I don't think THEY even know for sure.

USUK. If you've ever had to suffer through an awkward family dinner while trying to keep your relationship with another country a secret, this is that story. America and England have dinner with Uncle Sam and John Bull. 1/1

One-Shot. Highschool AU. Request Fic. Alfred can't seem to remember the plot charts for his test in english thats suppose to be tommorrow. Good thing he has a smart boyfriend for a tuter, that knows just how much of a 'hands-on' learner Alfred is.

Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.

America thought it would be funny to turn the device on himself. What's the worst that could happen? Y'know, aside from accidentally falling in love with your friend. This is my continuation of "America's strange invention" from the end of Comic Diary 8.

That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.

Word gets out that England is supposedly in love. America is determined to find out who the object of Iggy's affections is, even if it kills him in the process. Insanity, matchmaking, and misunderstandings run rampant. What's a nation to do? US/UK, Fr/Can

England is captured and tortured by an unknown agency. America's rescue team comes too late and now has to deal with an insane England as they try to figure out who set this up and how to bring England back to himself. AmericaxEngland

Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."

Prussia worms his way into a World Conference where he is nearly bored to death by England. Later that night he gives one Mr. Kirkland a surprise visit to see if he's boring at everything... PrussiaxEngland, M for saucy content.

Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred

There is a dark side to everyone, and a hero is no exception. A kink meme fill. Contains graphic violence and noncon.

America wakes up bound to a chair. England dresses up and gives him a show. ABSOLUTELY SMUT-TASTIC, so not for the young'uns. USUK. Revised ffnet version.

Arthur has always admired Alfred's strength, every moment. But America can be weak, as well, when tempted by a willing Englishman. Written in a fic exchange.

Seriously, America thought, this had to be the most boring meeting of world history. Ironic that it’s a world meeting. And then he noticed England chewing his pen. USUK. Lemon.

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While cleaning his room, Arthur stumbled upon a box of old photos from during Alfred's childhood. His fairy friends noticed the look of nostalgia in his eyes and decided to lend him a hand in the only way they see fit. Mpreg USxUK

CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...

England learns a valuable lesson on how to wear a scarf. Or, more accurately, how NOT to wear a scarf. Random-scarf!kink Russia/England ahead. M for sexual content. ENJOY!

The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.

Due to financial difficulties, England becomes the 51st state of America yet neither are happy with the merger forced upon them. Between the need for forgiveness and the search for happiness the irreparable happens. USxUK *warning:death

He was always made fun of because of his ability to see the supernatural, but he never really cared, despite the whole town's bullying frenzy. One day, after getting locked inside a haunted house he meets an unlikely creature. And falls in love with him.

An America/England fanfiction. During that boring meeting, France entertained himself by watching the seemingly-innocent-but-not-really gestures passing between America and England.

After injuring himself in the most ridiculous of ways, America is laid up in the hospital during WWII. While there, he's visited by the other allies and a rather reluctant England. America/England.