Hey! How's everyone doing!! I just got this up so .; yea! but I might do something!! anyway Nate (childhood friend) might either share this with me, or create his own! -shrugs- meh who knows with that guy! In blunt, he's nice, polite, kind, high tempermental tolerence

Name: Emily

Nickname: Lixyem or Lixy, for short

Age: 13

Birthday: June 10 (3 days after Kinx and 5 after her sis)

Location: on Eternity Islands with my 2 best childhood friends Kathrine (Kinx) and Nate (Antex) XD

Hair: black with red streaks

Eye Color: sky blue

Hobbies: drawing, writing (pft rarely), teasing big bro, tricking Kinx into crazy dares, getting revenge on bossy preps (-cackles evilly-), hanging out with Nate

Likes: video games, manga, vampires, anime, dragons, Riku (Kinx don't go back in my room, I got a couple more things...that you might not like XD and I especially love Riku when he's got no shirt on! I mean damn! he's sexy bishie!! and he's mine all mine!!), Kingdom Hearts, Eternity Islands (some people know what I'm talkin bout), teasing Antex about his crush (I know you like Kinx!! don't hide it Antex!! and don't worry she likes you too!! tho she'll never admit that!), and plushies!! (I mean come on!! who doesn't love plushies?!)

Hates: preps (the bossy, stuck-up, and I'm-oh-so-special-worship-me-cuz-I'm-the-sexiest-girl-in-the-whole-damn-school kind of preps! grrr!! can't stand them!!), pink, yaoi, yuri, school (EVIL!!), homework (-hisses and hides in shadows-), teachers (-brings out Soul Eater- who's first! I'll take all ya on dammit!!), skirts, cheerleaders, and Samantha

(oh damn!! don't get me started! Samantha bashed Kinx around so much we had a fist fight!! Antex pulled me off after I hit her twice in her pretty little nose and pulled her earring off! we didn't get caught and Samantha was a lesbo so she only bashed Kinx cuz she liked her but Kinx told her she only liked her as a friend! so, she apparently got mad at that! I only wished I was stronger tho, I could've done more damge cuz she still bashes Kinx sometimes over email. how do I know that? cuz she calls me and Antex, crying that Samantha did it again! grr!! it makes me so mad I can't do n e thing over here!! me and Nate are still neighbors, and have been for 11 but we're both so far from Kinx that we can only comfort her over the damn phone!! I feel so useless!! she's my childhood friend and I can't do anything worth shit for her! it hurts so bad! knowing that I can only standby and watch and comfort her when Sam won't leave her the hell alone! it just eats at my insides slowly killing me!!)

okays here are magical quotes:

Stop habagging, you stupid habagger!--this is from Akane's page

A teacher is an intelligent person who spends most of his day in a large building with screaming kids-- my cousins annoying friend

The future is full of possibilities; it's the present that sucks--Line from a commercial I saw

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it--Mark Twain

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress...but I repeat myself--Mark Twain

Always remember you are unique...just like everyone else. (…what an oxymoron)

Some say reading is good. I say: Reading is knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power is corrupt. Corruption is a crime. And crime doesn't pay. So if you read you'll go broke. (Yay, syllogism!)

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh--Conan O'Brien

In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?--Warren Hutcherson

Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams--Mary Ellen Kelly

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.

So this ain't "Home Sweet Home." Adjust!

I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.

I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.

Never question authority. It doesn't know either.

5 out of 4 people are schizophrenic.

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Quick, pick a color from 1 to 10.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?” Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.”

Therapy is expensive. Poppin' bubble wrap is free!

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

I'm not closed minded, your just wrong.

There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance

Homework (n)--a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primitive societies

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...- yup my voice Nita is out to kill Kinnaro, who is 1 of 3 voices that belong to Kinx

Some people think it’s a bad thing the government is brainwashing us. As for me, I think it’s nice the government's actually taking the time to get something done.

A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

If you buy a self-help book, isn't that kinda defeating the purpose?--My cousin

Smile. It confuses people-- yea it does, I tried it on my teacher when he gave me a lecture on paying attention so I smiled and he was lyk 'wth r u smiling for?' so I just kept smiling XD

I'm sorry, the number you called is out of service. Please hang up and call again.

I'm sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please multiply by i and try again--Found this in my friend's math book

END HOMELESSNESS AND HUNGER (eat the homeless)

The severity of the itch is directly proportional to your ability to reach it.

The Early bird gets the worm. On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten.- so true

I am on a journey to the far corners of my room in search of what they call a "floor." Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive...- usually tell my friends this when I walk into my room looking for my lucky charm...or my Riku plushie

Procrastinator's UNITE!...tomorrow...

Methinks Mario was getting tired of that pointy-eared fembot Link getting all of the attention, so he yanked Miyamoto-san by the shirt collar and said "Either make me a friggin' new game or you're going wake up with a friggin' goomba head beside you." Hey, don't buy all of that "It's-A-Me Mario!" crap. The dude is Italian. Ever watch The Soprano's?--ROFL, this was a review for Super Mario Galaxy by Vaughn Smith. I thought it was hilarious.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt?"

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

We're not insane. We're mentaly unstable.- my friends and me on a normal day

Just because we're gifted doesn't mean we're smart. It means we're special.--Me when someone called me a gifted child, damn teachers

You say psycho like it's a bad thing.

Save a plant, eat a vegetarian. Save an animal; eat a carnivore.

Insanity: A perfect rational adjustment to an insane world - R. D. Lang

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!

According to local Pastafarians, global warming is inversely realted to the decrease in pirates--Anyone who understands this, Kudos to you!

"say the magic words"

"do you wanna see another birthday?"

"-shrugs- close enough"- Yin Yang Yo, gotta luv it XD

"we need to help Benny somehow"

"shock therapy, I'll fill the tub, you get the hairdryer" - George and Ange in George Lopez, I thought it was hilarious XD

"knock knock, who's there? moron, moron who? moron who does not knock when he comes in a room."- Reba