-drools over his profile picture- My last profile was a little too random, even for myself, so I decided to rewrite it because I have nothing else to do at the moment besides stare at my husband who's currently playing Devil May Cry 4. Yes, I am a man, and yes, I am married to another man. Proceed to run away if that is something that disturbs you, because I don't care about what people on the internet think of me.

My obsession is Devil May Cry, namely Dante. I have quite the...soft spot for him, if you know what I'm getting at. Most of you most likely would not want to know what I would do to that devil hunter if was an actual person instead of a fictional character...

My OTP (One True Pairing for those who are unaware what this term means) is Vergil/Dante, although I occasionally partake in reading some Dante/Vergil just to amuse myself. Vergil/Dante/Nero is a threesome that makes me smirk to myself when I read a fanfiction for it, while Dante/Nero has yet to take over my mind, but is slowly working its way up there to pairings that I go completely berserk over. However, no pairing will take over Vergil/Dante, as it is the main pairing that I write, draw, and obsess over. Trish/Lady is also a glorious thing to read, yet I haven't read that many fanfictions for it because there aren't that many, sadly.

Nero/Kyrie, Dante/Trish and Vergil/Lady are pairings that make little to no sense to me. Nero/Kyrie makes me want to punch my television screen, yet my husband reassures me by saying Nero is sexually confused.

My motherland is Germany, therefor my mother tongue is German. I have lived in the United States since I was three years old, however, and moved to Canada when I was fifteen or so, so I'd think that my English skills are almost there. I have a younger sister named Amelinda, who is 18. She currently lives in Germany with her girlfriend, Katarine (pronounced Ka-tah-re-ne) with a broken ankle thanks to ice. If any of you ever meet my sister, make sure you go near her when she's in a happy mood. Angry Amelinda = Bad situations.

I myself am Skye Leonhard Wolf, and am 25 years young. I realize that my middle name sounds a lot like Leonhart from Final Fantasy VIII, yet I doubt my mother knew of Final Fantasy when she named me...in fact, Final Fantasy VIII was not around when I was born.

Final Fantasy VII is a game that I enjoyed playing back in the day, yet have not touched it for...11 years now, I believe. I used to own it, but I lost it somewhere and haven't been able to find it since. I have watched the movie, Advent Children... I must say, Cloud is quite the sexy person. -smirks- Yazoo, I think his name was, isn't that bad either. Reno and Rude amuse me so much that I snort whenever there's a scene with them in the movie. Good times...I haven't watched the movie in years. Apparently there's a remake... Advent Children Complete, I think it was? I should see if I can snag it sometime... Although a friend is bugging me to play Crisis Core...something about so much canon Yaoi that it may as well be a Yaoi game. That definitely perks my interest, although she keeps going on about "Zangeal." It sounds like some sort of food to me...

I have to ask, what is with Final Fantasy nowadays and making plenty of Shonen-ai references while giving people amazingly sexy men to pair together? I'm not complaining in the slightest, although it's a fact which amuses me to no end. It seems the Yaoi population is winning over the Hetero (or however its spelt) population.

SPOILER WARNING

Many people have said that Vergil is Nero's father, although to me, this is a load of crap. My reasoning for this? One, Vergil hates humans, no, he loathes humans. Where would he find the time to sleep with a human woman, impregnate her, and then abandon her? Vergil never even hints it in the game that he slept with anyone or had a son with anyone, and Nero always looked more like Dante, has his attitude, and uses his type of fighting style (a sword and a gun)Thus, my conclusion is that although Nero is a descendant of Sparda's blood, if he's one of the twin's sons, I would go for Dante, yet Dante doesn't hint or mention that he slept with a human woman. My conclusion is that his ancestors were descendants of Sparda's blood, and that this trait passed onto him.

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Since I don't feel like writing anything else, this will suffice.

I should mention that Dante is my bitch, so all of you fangirls can kindly back off. Thanks in advance.