GLaDOS and Chell get drunk together. Friendship fic.

"They do what they want, Toris. Even when we're sane, we're crazy in here. You take care of an old person or a sick person because they can't do it themselves. But we are neither of those things. Once we're here we're stuck. And they do what they want."

Tiesa, called Tori, is an eighteen-year-old Lithuanian immigrant in 1920's America, and she's looking for a job. Alfred Jones, the playboy son of a wealthy ambassador, gives her one. AU human, some original characters. Fem!Lithuania x Amercia

Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell

Chell is free. Of GLaDOS, of Aperture, and of testing. But there's one robot she didn't want to lose. And the only way she can get him back is returning to Aperture. Once free, with Wheatley, she finds a town. But GLaDOS isn't finished with them yet.

Chell is leading a somewhat normal life when an old friend returns and Chell's life is flipped. Now Chell must choose between her mind and her heart in order to prevent the world and the people around her from being destroyed...

It's all fun and games until somebody dies. Chell starts hearing GLaDOS's voice inside her head. It threatens her into returning to the Enrichment Center, but when she gets there, she finds that it's not actually the AI she's hearing...or maybe it is.

Before Mindaugas was Grand Duke of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania, he turns towards natural scenery to help him think when he comes upon something he never expected. Story experimenting on how Lithuania/Toris was found.

Prompt: "In a perfect world, GLaDOS, how would you have liked things to go? Lying is unproductive to science and therefore a waste of your time, so don't do it." Another short oneshot written for my GLaDOS ask blog on Tumblr.

AU - The night he lost his family, Toris was forced to keep a dark secret about himself. However, there are others like him out there, seeking each other out so they don't have to be alone in a world that would only see them as monsters.

Prompt: "Are you comfortable with the fact that Chell would never be so cold to you, despite what you do to her? Words hurt, GLaDOS. Hate is different than "you're fat," it's hate. What if she spoke to you the way you speak to her?" Oneshot.

An attempt to combine a human mind with a computer's intelligence. Two beings: One was heard but ignored, the other unknown to have been alive. Centered around GLaDOS and Caroline; includes Doug in earlier chapters and Chell in later ones.

When Black Mesa infiltrates Aperture and tears GLaDOS apart, Chell is forced to work and live with the volatile AI who has placed herself in an android body. They embark on a tentative relationship under the watchful eye of Doug Rattmann.

After the other nations save China from Russia's abuse, Poland knows Russia will go after Lithuania next. Unfortunately, Russia knows exactly what Poland is doing and decides to make sure Lithuania knows who he belongs to. Previously titled: Ištvermė.

What if the Combine did something while Chell was in the bowls of Aperture Science and could not be allowed to leave? Eventual lemon. android!GLaDOS/Chell

GLaDOS finds Cave Johnson stored in the cryogenic freezing wing. She revives him, and they hit it off. Cave/GLaDOS, mention of Cave/Caroline in later chapters.

Test subjects don't last forever. GLaDOS has a plan. The problem is, it involves quite a lot of things she doesn't want to admit to herself...but she'll have to. For Science. Please take care to read the author's notes and warnings for this one.

What if GLaDOS had just one more test for Chell? Chelley with implied Caroline/Wheatley. This story heavily involves the cores, and has basically the opposite of Human!Wheatley. Also includes some theories as to GLaDOS's origins. COMPLETE!

After a decade to mull everything over, Wheatley finally gets the opportunity to apologize to Chell and confess. However, he is severely damaged from the space escapade and must be brought back to Aperture for proper repairs. One-sided ChellxWheatley

Prompt: Chell outlives GLaDOS. Oneshot.

A relationship with a machine and human will always leave one of them Wanting More... ChellxWheatley

Small vignettes from a life not meant to be. Follows "Until the End". Chell/human Wheatley.

In which there is a poor attempt at Chelley sex and the author apologizes profusely.

Chell dreams constantly while in stasis, and none of it is pleasant. Oneshot/drabble.

Chell and Wheatley are fairly close to having sex when they're interrupted. Please don't shoot me. Oneshot sequel to "Games."

Chell's been living a reasonably happy normal life for the month she's been free of Aperture. But then she's contacted by GLaDOS, who demands her help, and she's thrust back into abnormality...but she doesn't really mind. Oneshot!

Four years after her escape, Chell is working as a nurse in the local hospital. But her next patient is bringing back the past. No longer oneshot

While Chell and Wheatley are out for a walk together, Wheatley sees some children playing hide-and-go-seek and wants to learn how to play. His first difficulty is the counting. Chelley fluff!

In which Chell has to catch Wheatley to be forgiven. Chelley fluff.

Cave and Caroline experiment with Propulsion Gel. Cave/Caroline fluffiness.

Today during history, Chell and I made some "connections" between a few pieces of GLaDOS/Caroline's dialogue. This is them, in oneshot form. Well, twoshot form. Well, somethingshot form. The second bit makes more sense than the first.

Old age is the one thing GLaDOS can't cure, but there is one thing she can do about it, no matter how much Chell protests. And then once everything's gone wrong, Black Mesa enters the picture to make it go a little worse.

There are some things that words can't express.

Ivan catches Toris in a private moment. With all the mixed messages, Toris becomes uncertain of the Russian's true motives... RusLiet, some naughty content

Toris has a visitor late at night...

Chell wants to learn "Cara Mia" for a very specific reason. Oneshot full of fluff.

Written for the Portal kink meme on livejournal. The request was for Human!Wheatley/Chell with both being inexperienced with sex and some fluffy first time awkwardness on both their parts. Story set post Portal 2.

Desperate times call for desperate measures, even if it means saving the one who turned your life into a lie.

GLaDOS is still pissed Chell's never talked to her. So she's going to make her beg. Filled from a kink prompt. Oneshot. GLaDOS/Chell to the extreme. R&R.

Repulsion gel is eating Chell's skeleton, and she is going to die unless someone can help her. Story centered around GLaDOS, Caroline, and Chell. No pairings. COMPLETE

Chell is determined to find her old friend again, no matter what it takes. ChellxWheatley, Robot & possibly human later. M in later chapters.

There was no way she could keep from breaking his heart, but maybe she might soften the blow. Perhaps if this parting betrayal came from a stranger he wouldn't hurt so much. Midna/Link. One-shot.

"Say, do you know what time it is?" A simple question and an odd but true answer. CavexCaroline.

Many years after Chell is freed from Aperture Science, her child finds Wheatley. And...bunches of stuff happen..Rated M for later sexual content. Chell's Child X Wheatley. Please leave a comment, because your criticism is helpful to me!

There was a whole world outside her window she was no longer part of and, try as she might, she couldn't remember having ever been part of it. One-shot.

An eternity in space is too good for Wheatley according to GLaDOS, but before he can die he must live. Chell x human Wheatley. M for explicit content.

Some GLaDOS angst about Rattmann. AU simply because of the timeline. Oneshot!

A test subject, long since abandoned, struggles to quell the dementia raging in his mind.

While Chell is busy solving Wheatley's tests, GLaDOS is contemplating some previously acquired data, purely for scientific study, of course. One shot. One-sided GLaDOS/Chell.

I'm the man who's gonna burn it down.

Caroline gets injured on the job. Cave/Caroline, with a look at angsty!Cave.

Caroline has an admirer. Cave/Caroline, featuring human!Rick.

Prequel to "The Punishment." A young Doug Rattman meets a unique personality core—one that can remember its previous life—and is forced to make a very difficult decision.

Some slight Wheatley/Chell fluff. c:

What will happen when Wheatley feels sympathatic for a wounded Chell? Read, review, and find out! Rated M for Chell/human!Wheatley.

Not long after Russia acquired Lithuania through the dissolution of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, he began to pursue Lithuania. Lithuania still clings to his old pride, refusing to give in. LietRuss Yes, LithuaniaRussia

Wheatley's never really understood why humans have so many useless parts. Hair, eyebrows, fingernails...and lips. What did lips do, anyway? Of course, maybe bringing it up around a certain mute lady isn't the best idea... oneshot

Fluffy AU Chelley oneshot with Human!Wheatley. Oh, look at all that terminology.

Chell and GLaDOS go to a night club. Dirty dancing is involved. Warnings: Sexual content. Status: Complete. ChellGLaDOS

When I picked up the phone, it was the last person I was expecting...even though it should've been the first. Chell's POV.

ONESHOT Wheatley is in space. Space is boring. Boring is a good opportunity to start thinking, even when the things you think about hurt you the most.

Gilbert took the poor boy from the hands of death, but it seems other problems await. Just who is he really? And who is this Feliciano? HRE as Germany fic, Some Language and Violence.

Chell is cold and lonely. Wheatley decides to help. Core Wheatley/Chell

Wheatley confirms Chell's feelings for himself. One-shot Chellxhuman!Wheatley AU?

Finding that machines testing machines is a fundamentally flawed concept, GLaDOS attempts to correct it by altering the bodies of her test subjects. ATLASxP-body

Russia truly does appreciate what the other does for him... But he never does know exactly the right way to show it, does he?

GlaDOS knows of a certain euphoric feeling she has when testing subjects. But how can Chell help re enact this "euphoria"? Rated M for Mature content in later chapters. WARNING: SPOILER ESQUE ELEMENTS OF PORTAL 2.

If Ivan was still all there, nothing would be the same. The blood would be the marks his kind kisses left, the bruises spots where love overwhelmed his body, scars the cute red ribbons Toris would wrap around himself on Ivan's birthday. Russia/Lithuania.

Two broken, lonely souls find each other in a small little bar. And they'll never forget it.

Two men, one van and a lot to work out between them. It's Scout and Sniper's Excellent Adventure!

Smex, smex, and more smex... Oh, and of course it is yaoi.

A vampire AU which focuses on Ivan and Toris, with other characters to appear later. Also Side B will come eventually.

Russia was never very good at dancing.

Russia loves his little Baltic friend, Lithuania, but he doesn't know how to tell him that, and resorts to hurting him and making him his toy... yet it can only be him. A short RussiaxLithuania fic.

GlaDOS is alive. And lonely. Chell is alive. and happy. Follow their pursuit through the outside world ! A GlaDOS / Chell romance set in the world of Half-Life 2. Rated M because GlaDOS can be SO creepy sometime.

Scout has a tendency to get wound up after a battle. Sniper helps take the edge off. Sniper x Scout with very little in the way of a plot, but a small side of character introspection.

Christmas Stupidity... the Spy catches the Scout in a slightly embarrasing situation... Summary sucks XP And actually is nothing like it sounds... eh heh heh

Ivan and Toris are on their way to a meeting when their train derails in a snowstorm. They seek shelter in an abandoned cabin and Toris becomes dependent on Ivan for survival, evoking conflicting emotions.

In 1382, Russia suffered the start of many crushing defeats from the Horde. During his retreat, he runs across another enemy. Instead of attacking the wounded nation, this enemy offers a moment of uneasy solace.

In which Lithuania finds that stress and lack of sleep aren't a good combination in bed with America. AmerLith Thanksgiving oneshot.

Russia didn't want to go to a brothel, and if it wasn't for America, he wouldn't even have thought about it. Stupid capitalist. AU. RussLith. Many sidepairings. Lemons.

Lithuania wonders what is going through Russia's mind, but is unable to truly find out what is wrong with him. Will he ever find out?

Russia loves Lithuania, and so he wants to show him the extent of that love. But when this game involves Belarus, Lithuania becomes very unsure. RussLietBel

Toris/ivan Abuse. pain and all that stuff... first fan fic hope you like it...

Toris had never been a 'gift' person. He never cared for gifts. But there are certain gifts that Toris shall forever cherish... A songfic to Wavin' Flag by K'NAAN.

What do our favorite Axis Powers Hetalia Characters do when they don't have a fanfiction to be in? Crack. Slight Death Note crossover. Rated T for swearing and some slight sexual themes.

Steampunk au. Toris and his brothers lead a dreary life in the lower class section of Regalis, but a chance encounter may bring them up out of that old life. Or was it by chance after all? And is this new life all it's meant to be?

Poland finds the bedroom a little boring, and decides to spice things up. Light bondage. Lemon. Deanon from Kink Meme.

Poland comes home one day to find Lithuania wearing an apron, and he finds it unbearably sexy. Lemon. Deanon from Kink Meme.

Lithuania and the Baltics have gained their independence. Ivan remembers a few things and gives Toris one last gift. one-sided RussLiet, requited RussLiet if you squint and turn your head to one side. Human names over used.

Directly following WWII, not all is right in Russia's newly enlarged house. Something is off with with head of the Soviet Union, but only one person knows exactly what it is.

Switzerland is really known for his temper, and poor Poland is known for his outlandish style; the two don't mix well do they? At least that battle was started in a vacant hall where no one could hear their fighting.

Photography student Gilbert Beilschmidt is curious. When the same troubled person keeps appearing in his photos, what else can he do but notice him? College AU, PrussiaxCanada, SpainxRomano, slight USxUK. Rated for mature situations.

"If you play, you play for keeps, now take the gun and count to three." Feliks is sweating bullets now moving slow with no time to think as he take hold of the gun in shaking hands.

There really should be more PrusPol...random crack, OTL.

England wants to say sorry to Lithuania, but he just make a bad situation much worse than it should have been. Oh Lithuania...

Requested by destroyeverythin1. The Yaoi Brigade: a formation of female nations determined to rule the world, all because they want yaoi. The leaders: Hungary and Belarus. Will they succeed? Or will the men turn to the one country who can save them?

Alfred and Ivan weren't exactly sane during the cold war, but you would expect it anyways. Rated T for sexual content. Russiamerica.

RomeGermania, mpreg. This was a request, and also because there were several others floating around. Thought I'd try. Contains only hints of anything raunchy. As of yet, anyway.

What happens when you enter an abandoned mansion? You'll find out...

Even if Ivan is a little bit sadistic, a bit masochistic, and a bit deprived of any motherly love that led him to be as twisted as he is, he still deserves a little bit of love sometimes. Though at times Toris thinks he's the only one who believes this.

Toris can't get Feliks to see reality clearly. Raivis has a penchant for Ivan's torture. Functioning in a communist's house has never been so difficult and...hard. LithuxPoland and RussxLatvia stuff :DDD

Lithuania has turned to Germany for economic support while Russia recovers from financial crisis. While discussing the past, Lithuania offends Germany and is punished. Only he doesn't exactly dislike the treatment... rated M for sadomasochistic yaoi

Russia has had a bit too much to drink and turns to his beloved Toris for attention. But his actions have deeper meaning and Lithuania knows that this more than just lust.

When a young Germany gets sick and Prussia doesn't know what to do, who can he go to for help? The people he hates most! NO SHIPPINGS IN HERE, AS MUCH IS IT MIGHT SCREAM "GERMANCEST"

Toris learned a nifty trick. Random smut.

Lithuania had already lost a part of himself to Poland after the war, and now Germany wants a piece of him as well, sending Prussia to claim it. Recycled kinkmeme fic

Russia asked, "You know, Yao, I have always wondered when and who exactly you lost your virginity to. Was it with a woman or a man? Were you top or bottom?" Ivan and Yao share the memories of their first love and the pain of reliving them.

Germania tells his youngest son the story of a battle and how the "barbarian" won it.

After seeing his brother struggle to pick up a young, lovely lady, Prussia steps in to give HRE some lessons in love - and kissing. Dance performed is the Minuet of France. Slight tensions between Prussia and HRE.

It's the Olympics in China and the question is: Who is really in bondage here? Kink Meme fill USAxChinaxUK

Prussia is driving England home and they take the scenic route. Pwp, one shot, rp, Prussia/England. Written as a Thank you to our 100th reviewer. Written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. YAOI

Tilting his head, Gilbert stepped in front of his brother, commenting, "You look like you just had mindblowing sex in a sauna."

A young Prussia sends an infant Holy Roman Empire down the river.

Toris finds something which triggers a particularly shameful memory while cleaning Ivan's private office. The effect of this is...?

*one-shot GerIta* Germany wanted to propose, but you can always count on Prussia to mess things up a bit... poor Italy. Contains lemon.

Coming home to Italy chained naked to his bed was not what Germany had in mind for his day. Plot-less smut. Bondage. Germany x Italy

Russia/China slash "Our romance begins with just one glance. And to end it, takes but seven days." CAUTION bloody, gory, disturbing

Sometimes he was too easy to win over. Sometimes he was too forgiving. Sometimes Toris loved Ivan too much.

The first Alice was a brave one. The second Alice was a calm one. The third Alice was a young girl. The fourth Alice were twin children. "I'll make humans get lost in me and let them create their own world!" Based of Vocaloid song Alice Human Sacrifice

Prussia tries to get more friends than Tom. Human names used. Crack fic.

Feliciano always received roses for Valentine’s Day from a secret admirer, but this year he receives a note asking for a meeting with none other than his childhood love Holy Roman Empire! But why does it sound like he is trying to say goodbye? Oneshot!

At the end of the day, politics determine the bed she sleeps in, and the man she sleeps with. -Copious Amounts of Angst... and gender-bent ! China.-

It's Prussia's turn to leave for war, but Holy Roman Empire doesn't want him to.

A recent fill for the kinkmeme. "Ten people who Lithuania has topped".

Lithuania is living with Alfred but finds to his horror that he still misses Ivan in some ways. LithuaniaXAmerica - Rated M for Toris being a pitiful confused mess and Alfred being a somewhat slutty hero. Human names used. :P

Holy Roman Empire was determined. No matter what his plan for today was going to work. He was certain by the end of it, Italy would know how much he loved him. Oneshot. HREXChibitalia and hinted GerIta. A Valentines Day fan fic

Lithuania tries to run away from Russia, who does not take to this very well and decides to punnish Lithuania. I do not own APH.

After everything Kumatora and Duster have been through, at each other's sides, there's plenty they don't need to say. Duster/Kumatora

Germay X Italy Lemon M for lemon...

TV Interviews is back! This season, we interview GlaDOS, the maleviolent AI with a Cake obsession.

Italy bonds with his unborn child. Italy/mpreg!Germany [kinkmeme de-anon]

/Help, I have done it again, I have been here many times before. I hurt myself again today; And, the worst part is there's no-one else to blame.../ In which Lithuania finally gets a break, and Denmark gets cockwhipped.

During the absence of Toris, Eduard and Raivis come closer due to the events that take place in their Soviet estate. Non-con RussLat. Ratings will be changed when necessary.

Near the end of WWII, the Germans were pursued all the way back into their homeland by the Russians they had invaded. During this time, Lithuania decides to make his escape from German influence.

Pointless crappy PWP ; LietPol

They laugh because they will not cry. Germancest

Lithuania gains feelings for his abuser. Lol I suck at summaries. RussiaxLithuania / IvanxToris Fanfic. Ohyey! And, if you don't like abuse/angst stuff then I don't know why you would even like Russia and Lithuania xD;; NAME CHANGED!

Everyone has masks that they wear... but who can really say if there's anything underneath, other than the one that wears it? RussiaLietPol,angst, mentions of the Holocaust, M for rape and violence in furute chapters

Russia and Lithuania always had a strange relationship. With recent events it only gets stranger and how will the rest of the nations deal with both a suicidal Russia and injured Lithunia? RussLiet and viceversa. First Hetalia Fic!

What would happen if Holy Roman Empire actually won the Thirty Years War? Would Italy remember him after he changed? Will Austria and Hungary let him marry the young maid or will she deny him. HREXChibitalia.

Maybe Romano and Feliciano are even more alike than we thought. GermanyxN.Italy SpainxS.Italy MPREG full lemon in later chapters fourshot -First Hetalia, please go easy-

Toris turns up early for a meeting, he thinks its going to be a tedious day, that is untill a certain American shows up.

Russia's sex is too rough for Liet. Completely unsure what genre this should be.

Confronted by Poland for the reason why he would not hug or kiss him anymore, Lithuania is forced to look back into traumatic past, with his forceful relationship with Russia "It was consensual" , and why he is afraid to touch the one he really loves.

Russia makes good on his threats to send Lithuania to Siberia, and Lithuania is grateful to return.

One of the first lessons that Lithuania learned from Russia was to be helpless. Something he had to... adjust to.

Russia has been the hostage of his sister Belarus. In his absence, other countries started invading his house. Russia has escaped, but what will happen when he gets back home? Rated M to be on the safe side, but if it can be lowered please tell me.

The Scout can't figure himself out, so he asks someone who seems to see everything about others for a different point of view. Sniper/Scout. Tl;dr, PWP.

Alfred hates how Ivan makes love to him. M for a reason.

Ivan now rules the world! How does Lithuania react? WARNING: Contains graphic scenes and language

I just want to know why she picked me. We've fought for so long... and I don't ever want it to be that way again. I think... I love her. Yuri, rated M for graphic InoSaku, one-shot

The joy of the game.

they moved.... nothing else to say

The Tetris blocks are back in a risqué tragedy of love and haste.

The spaces between moments at the Corner Street Italien Resturaunt are filled with the sounds of eating. Woga Woga. (There needs to be a pac-man section)