Oh dear. I seem to have awakened on a Republic ship with a smashing headache. My apprentice has betrayed me, my troops have abandoned me, I haven't been laid in ages, and all I have is this dinky blaster. I suppose it's time to remind everyone why I am Darth Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith. What do you mean, my name is Ferc Kyja? Blast. This is going to be a rather rotten holiday.

In a time and place of great suffering a Leader comes to bring her people back to glory.

Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.

"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.

"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi

In an entirely different Earth Bet, Taylor Hebert never doubts her decision to use her superpowers to revitalize Brockton Bay's dying shipping industry. She isn't the only one with big plans, though. As trouble brews, conspiracies reveal themselves, and the universe suddenly gets a whole lot bigger, Taylor finds herself dealing with a whole lot more than she bargained for. Dead.

The story of an unyielding man thrust into a galaxy of myriad grays—of questioning the past and of walking the same steps, wondering whether any answers beyond death lie at the end of that long, ever-winding road. (Ch36@10.1k words atm)

Work in progress. "Search for the value of that which you seek, for alchemy already knows." Alchemy knew what Ed wanted when his fingertips touched that circle, but Ed did not yet understand how value differs from price, how equivalent differs from equal. The Gate calculates with one small difference, and Trisha Elric lives - but the cost may be too high for Ed to afford.

Taylor gets a different set of powers, and canon begins to diverge almost immediately ...

Twilight Sparkle has been here before. In fact, she's been here so often she's thoroughly bored. Time Loop stories for Equestria.

AU/multiple points of departure, with the intent to fix/sane-itize/create internal consistency, allowing rational agents to take things to the extreme. Visser Three is competent, the Yeerks are moving rapidly, and the Animorphs are actually trying to win (but are inexperienced and unprepared). Inspired by Worm and HPMOR.

The wheels of fate turn to allow for new opportunities, possibilities, and change. Specifically for two girls whose fortunes never allowed them to be together, until now.

Adapts the user to its needs or annihilates her. Elinium Type 95.

Taylor Hebert triggers in the locker, and the story begins. But what if someone else had a trigger of their own, years earlier? How would the story change?

A weird pre-apocalyptic reimagining of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality in a retrofuturist AU with parallel universes, megacorporations, high magic, Cold War wizardry, and AI. "I've never been more confused or entertained in my life." - MurtGastin. "The world of Harry Potter feels magical again. Without feeling childish." - Guest. Updates every three Wednesdays!

because life taught her not to be so naive, so naturally, it would take her longer to fall (in love) [AU][No Magic][Sequel to 10 steps]

Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.

The last battle of Unlimited Blade Works, with nothing held back. Full power! How the fight could have gone, if Kinoko Nasu hadn't been holding all the cool stuff in reserve for HF.

Severus Snape decided to revive the dead ones he cared about, and tried to prevent the end of the world by Harry Potter. In the meanwhile, a certain disappeared lord had his own agenda. Note: This is a Harry Potter and Methods of Rationality sub-fanfic, HPMOR compliant except for the last paragraph in Chapter 121.

Shizuki Hitomi is a rich girl, from an important family, and sole heir to a nice little fortune. She has Expectations to live up to in her life: do well in school, practice the arts of refinement, find someone respectable to marry. And yes, Kaname Junko is squarely on the executive track. But Madoka's a girl. Girls can't love girls.

Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.

They say a cat has nine lives, but for Homura, it feels like she has lived nine too many. Maybe this time, she'll finally get everything right and save Madoka. The only problem though, like always, is getting there. [Slow build up] [eventual MadokaxHomura] [Don'tworrytheothercharactersareinheretoo] [AU][Meow][No Rebellion]

The Chief and his erotic lover Cortana must confront both the Covenant and a gang of very obnoxious original characters. More importantly, they confront the Chief's dark past and his even darker future. But is there an ever darker threat still lurking in the darkness of space? Please kill me!

Varying ficlets inspired by the varying armor set and pieces of Dark Souls I and II. Each one will be 500-ish words.

"Have you ever heard the myths of the Kumiho? Legends say that foxes that live for a 1000 years can freely shapeshift into a human." Lost and mentally scarred from war, the self-imposed Exile wanders aimlessly in search for something she doesn't even know the identity of. She goes where the wind guides her, eventually leading her back to Ionia... AU, rated M for Mature themes.

Mike Schmidt is in a rough patch at the moment, forcing him to take on an extra part time job as a security guard for a kid's restaurant on its last legs. The ad in the paper made it seem easy enough even if it's underpaid work, but little does Mike know Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, during the night, is Hell on Earth. May become M rated due to graphic violence, language and/or romance.

What would you sacrifice to save the world? To kill an Endbringer? To save a friend? How do you know when the price is right?

Flung into the distant future, the victorious Chosen Undead searches for a way back in time in order to prevent this awful sequel from occurring in the first place. Follows "Take the Ring."

A oneshot series to be updated at my leisure, featuring KyouHomu and MamixOC (Kiku). This can be considered the spiritual successor to Silent Melody, but it is not required to read that story to understand this one. Some chapters will contain smut. Chapter 14: Homura has changed. [ON INDEFINITE HIATUS]

John-117 has always followed orders. Jameson Locke has always done what is necessary. When an ancient alien menace threatens humanity and their leaders betray them, they are faced with a choice: Will they remain as they were? Or will they reclaim their lost humanity?

Katarina delivers the body and Riven buries it. Katarina/Riven

(Being rewritten) Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)

Quarrel was allergic to bee stings, and now Taylor is the Butcher - but the Administrator shard is strong enough to hold off the voices in her head, for now. What will Taylor do, when circumstances conspire to keep her on the wrong side of the law?

Pearl and Amethyst have always been at each other's throats, but this is too far. When Steven is critically injured in battle, he goes inside his gem to regenerate. Pearl is worried sick, as he is half-human, Garnet failed her team, and Amethyst's apparent apathy of the whole thing isn't making it any better. It's only a matter of time before the words turn to punches...

In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.

Distribution without Her would be regretful. Regardless, the Cycle should (would? must?) continue. And He would do his best to ensure it did. One way or another.

A padawan comes across an ancient Sith holocron during an archaeological field trip and keeps the discovery secret from his masters.

(Continuation of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality) It's easy to make big plans and ask big questions, but harder to follow them through. Find out what happens to Harry Potter-Evans-Verres, Hermione, Draco, and everyone else once they grow into their roles as leaders, leave the shelter of Hogwarts, and venture out into a wider world. Permanent home: anarchyishyperbole com

Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

An AU Headcannon of sorts about Nurse Valentine from Skullgirls, as well as a few other characters, organized chronologically as I write all of it from Valentine's point of view. I don't really have a schedule for updating, just so you know, so even if this looks dead sometimes, it's not, I swear. If you like it (Or not), please let me know with a review.

After Peridot crashes on Earth, she thinks it'll be a minor annoyance to find a way to leave, but now her gem is damaged, Malachite's unfused and Jasper is on the loose. Lapis convinces Peridot to go to Steven for help, but the crack in Peridots' gem is widening, bringing strange new memories with it. -Lots of Headcanons-Lapidot- Dark themes-Feels everywhere *muffled evil laughter*

Pokémon anime AU. Ash Ketchum has something of a secret. He can understand Pokémon... oh, yeah, and there's the thing where he's actually kind of one himself.

Admiral Tian Jerjerrod tackles the impossible task of building the second Death Star.

Raditz finds himself outmatched when he comes to earth, due to a change in Goku's final battle against Piccolo five years earlier. Can Raditz find it within himself to become a hero alongside his brother, and rise to face Frieza, the androids, and more? Thanks to Nassif9000 for providing the cover image! Now with a TV Tropes page. (Yes, I regret 'Bills'. Super wasn't out yet okay)

Another Worm AU, with Taylor having Bonesaw's powers. Wacky!

An agent of the Crown comes to investigate the wild tales of the Caribbean.

Questioning only briefly why he's there anyway, a human from the real world ignores the rules of the game and drags Oscar of Astora on a grand adventure to discover the truth of the conflict between Light and Dark. But more importantly to impress his waifu.

This is designed to start after chapter 102 of Eliezer Yudkowsky's "Harry Potter and the methods of rationality" (google hpmor). It was written by a fan waiting impatiently (but constructively) for the story to be finished. Read it before this. As usual, characters are owned by Rowling or Yudkowsky. Update: added vignette at end.

This is Sheldor the Conqueror – a cold, brutal warlord. He's quite a guy. This is Queen Penelope. She's a beautiful barbarian. She's one warrior-goddess who knows how to take care of herself. When they met, it was...Mordor...

There is a certain beauty to sacrifice, and the love it brings. Kyou/Homu. R&R? (Now complete. Sequel fic is up, titled 'Ethereal Days.')

Taylor Hebert is of the firm opinion that fate has something against her. After loosing her mother in a car accident three years ago and now her father in another on Christmas Eve, she's left bereft of family, friends, and purpose. Wishing for nothing more than an end to her suffering, she attempts to commit suicide. Unfortunately, her new powers make that all but impossible.

An AU/Continuation recursive fanfic of the excellent "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres, the Boy-Who-Lived, General Chaos, etc., has had a rather busy year. With the term drawing to a close, Harry starts to discover the truth behind the enigmatic Defence Professor, Quirinus Quirrell.

A single-/dual-point-of-departure spinoff from Less Wrong's brilliant story "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality", branching away in Chapter 81. Hermione is sent to Azkaban, but Harry is not about to give up. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like his enemy is about to leave things alone either.

Reach. The most vital planet in the UNSC. Reach. The location of all the Spartan projects, even the ones on other planets. Reach. Where everything is balanced competitively. Reach. The birthplace of the human race. Reach. Primary source of dramatically punctuated sentences. Reach. From the beginning, you know the end. And from the end, you know the beginning. And from the beginning

The Pines twins have been steeped in mayhem, mysteries, and magic every summer since they were 12 years old. Coming back home to Piedmont, going to high school, acting normal? All those things make them stick out like a sore thumb. When you ask outsiders about the Pines twins, you get a mix of strange stories and casual observations.

Covenants aren't the only things that weave worlds together, but a journey through pacts could do one some good. [A Dark Souls II story]

The final scene from alexanderwales' Metropolitan Man, retold from Superman's POV.

Taylor's encounter against Lung doesn't go very well at all. She wakes up in hospital, and Armsmaster has some questions.

An extraspective on the presumed nature of one of my favourite League characters, Ahri, and a few of her new chums. Read this if you like good characterisation and making light of heavy subjects. Oh - and Ashcorp 5ever.

Homura Akemi knew one thing, and one thing only. She would protect Madoka to the end, no matter what that took. And...no matter what she had to protect her from. Even...from herself. [One-shot Rebellion AU]

Sometimes, the only way to learn empathy is to endure what you make others endure. Assuming Peridot is still alive to learn from her mistakes.

Since she left him, frigid as the setting moon, there is nothing she loathes as much as the light of dawn on the clouds. But as in all things, the sun falls with its regrets, and the moon rises again with the light of a new love. (Alternate Universe)

An extension of the universe of "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Includes scenes that should have been but weren't. They contribute nothing to the plot or explaining the universe, but answer important questions that may otherwise never be answered.

A friend at her side, a fool screaming for her downfall, a crusader wading into the battle. Over the years, Miki Sayaka has been many things to Homura. Perhaps it was always leading here, where the devil and an angel clasp hands and prepare to strike the other down.

A slightly different throw from the one we know takes Lapis and Peridot on a journey of discovery, both of their new world and themselves. AU from an altered ending of "Jailbreak." Lapidot too. PART 9 - Crossing the Rubicon - With Jasper looming before them, Lapis and Peridot finally stop running from all the decisions haunting them since arriving on Earth.

Lapis Lazuli had not realized it, but she had gained a whole new mission when she decided to side with the Homeworld gems; to protect Steven Universe. {Takes place after Jail Break. Lapidot. Cover by gracekraft.}

Some more human AU Lapidot.

The New Dawn has come. And the following morning, Ahri's really wishing it hadn't. With a massive headache, she still has to put up with the typical shenanigans that comes with a typical day in the League Of Legends.

A character study for Lapis Lazuli.

In an alternate end to Jailbreak, Jasper perishes aboard the ship, and Lapis is left without a purpose. Until she figures out what to do, she stays with Steven. Peridot is later found discarded and depressed, and both Gems' lives are taken on an emotional journey they never dreamed of as they help one other realize there are some things on this miserable planet worth fighting for.

An attempt to completely re-imagine the history of the Jedi and Republic, and of the entire Star Wars Universe. It is designed to offer a different interpretation based solely on the content of the Original Trilogy. It imagines a more diverse Jedi order than Lucas's stifled monastic cult, and examines the idea that Yoda's view of the Force was merely one among many.

'Your room became your jungle, the lamps became trees, their lights became the sunbeams filtering to the jungle floor, the underside of your bed became your cave, your stuffed animals your prey. You would crawl on all fours and climb up the side of your chair when it came time for dinner. You were going to be a proud tiger.' Human AU Warnings inside

The contents of a journal found on a corpse in the tunnels of Lost Izalith. Rated M to be safe.

Yasuo has always lived with the wind by his side. But when it turns on him, he must find his own path: to clear his name, to seek the truth. He does not know where his path will take him, but he is prepared for anything that will face him. Or so he thinks. Riven is lost, but she does not know what it is she looks for. Is it forgiveness? Is it strength? Or is it something else?

Mask of the Father, ready. Chaos Zweihander, ready. Giant's Armor set, ready. Hornet Ring, ready. Ring of Favor and Protection, ready. Black Flame, ready. He is back and ready to rekt! Let the stun-lock begin! Warning: Humorous content ahead. Read at your own risk. One-shot poem dedicated to our Lord and Savior, XxXN00bKill3rxXx.

[COMPLETE] A metafic of hezzel's fic, 'Following the Phoenix', which is in turn a fic of 'Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality'. Squiring the Phoenix picks up from where 'Following the Phoenix' leaves off and shows what happens next.

All Peridot needed was some love. A silly little drabble based on a conversation with a fellow SU fan. Oneshot.

Kyouko has come to some unfortunate conclusions about surviving the Magical Girl experience, despite what the others think. But some things even she didn't expect - like Akemi falling from the sky and Kaname disappearing on the same day. Someone's got to put the pieces together, but above all, someone's got to keep it real. [Kyouko & Homura centric] [Post-Rebellion]

An uptight Gemstone finds her chill through a series of misunderstandings. Warning: Accidental drug-use, mild adult themes. Look at the date this was posted and draw your own conclusions about the writing process.

Sometimes you stand so firm for so long, it's easy to forget why you're doing it at all. [One-shot. Alexandria character piece.]

An interior monologue/character study of Lapis Lazuli during her time imprisoned in the mirror.

The world of Dark Souls has been trapped in a never ending cycle of light and dark for eons, orchestrated by beings of unimaginable power for god knows what, the only certainty in the world that what little hope and happiness its inhabitants can find is fleeting and doomed to struggle to a bitter and tragic end. It's high time someone smashed the petty cycle to bits, isn't it?

Sakura is back in Konoha after a flurry of dangerous missions, safe and sound. Or so she thinks. Life in a ninja village is never simple, and she's going to find out what it really means to be Tsunade's protege. In the mean time, Konoha's enemies are hardly idle... Sequel to Trial by Ninja.

Lapis Lazuli was tiring out. She could feel it in her gem, the fatigue that came with flying through the stars for hours upon hours with no rest. But she had to get to her destination. She had to get home. Someone was waiting for her, someone she hadn't seen in 5,000 years. [[Lapidot oneshot.]]

This is a silly crack fic that I decided to write up. It's technically the sequel to I, Panacea, which is in turn the sequel to Security!. In it, Mike Allen shows up in Scion's head. Hijinks ensue.

Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality fic. After Harry saves the world, Mad-Eye Moody has one final mission to accomplish.

HPMOR meta-fanfic, starting with Harry left in Hogwarts having one week left until Voldemort comes back to kill him.

For Taylor Hebert, death was just the beginning. Reincarnated into an alternate earth version of herself she awakens to find herself trapped in a very familiar locker. Now armed with knowledge of her previous life and the ability to not just control bugs but also manipulate their biology, Taylor sets off to do what she always wanted to: be a superhero. Spoilers abound; sorry.

Very short alternate ending for chapter 113 of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. Read that first. Then it's time to escalate...

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Due to a bet between sisters, Katarina found out a secret from the female Kinkou assassin. Now, this secret will mark both their lives for better or worse, whether they like it, or not. They will learn some things better remain dancing in the shadows... KatarinaxAkali

Taylor spends more time in the locker, gets worse injuries and has an earlier introduction to the cape world.

The Skullgirl has fallen. But the price of victory was steep. Too steep for some...

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. But the very next year, you gave it away. This year, to save me from tears, I'll mince it up and smoke it in a ganja pipe. You've been warned. The language is barely English, so be aware of that.

In the sky over Little Whinging, an owl dies in her cage. In the quiet suburb of Burbank, a cheerful Nerd Herder receives an email from an old college friend. At Camp Half-Blood, the new kid is claimed by a rather reclusive god. On the road in Westeros, an orphaned girl meets a Faceless Man. For each of them, the true adventure has barely begun. Ongoing one-shots, up for adoption.

Not all who wander are lost. But some are. [oneshot]

Terror Souls. According to legend, this ring contains the spirit of the evil eye, a dark beast which assaulted Astora.

Reposting the contents of the story for my own record keeping here. Forgot how I was one of those who came up with the idea the Domain survived the Halos before the release of Halo 5.

Shiganshina, a district abandoned by the monarchy after the Fall of Maria, was expected to decay, along with all it's people.But three children refused to die- even if survival costs their humanity. Eren struggles for sanity in the face of his mother's death; Mikasa simply wants to hold her tattered family together. And Armin's plans may mean the salvation or demise of all mankind.

And win at life while they do it.

"If given the chance, would you guys trade me for my mom?" asked nine-year-old Steven Universe.

Squigly once again finds herself among the living, but, curiously, the Skullgirl is nowhere to be found. Reconnecting with Filia, a friend she had made during her last awakening, she discovers the possibility of staying alive completely independent of the Skull Heart's power. Is it too good to be true? Can Squigly really live again? (Re-edited 9/22/14)

In a world where modern physics and chakra are seemingly irreconcilable, fifteen-year-old Haruno Sakura graduates as a first-grade genin with the year's highest academic scores and is thrust into a world more complex and a lot less nice than she would have thought at first. AU. Volume one of a planned trilogy. Ch 8, Ignition 1.

Filia comes to pay her respects at a certain grave.

When powerful alien AIs discover the Matrix, whose side will they be on? And why? Based on 'The Matrix Reloaded' and Iain M. Banks' Culture novels. Updated 8/20/2014 to incorporate feedback from Reddit's r/Rational - thanks everyone!

The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.

Ancient artifacts of immense power. Murderous synthetics. Ruthless megacorps. Unscrupulous mercenaries. Genocidal stellar god-machines. Incompetent galactic governments. Claptrap dubstep. The horrors of the galaxy are many, but there's one thing a good, mentally-unstable fortune-seeking antihero can rely on: the gun at his, her, or its side. Mass Effect/Borderlands fusion.

Recursive fic / altfic of Chapter 85 of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. The opposite of "Innocence" by linkhyrule5. The narrative version of a Reddit post where I theorize about the most likely outcome of Harry attacking Azkaban.

Five years after being bitten by a radioactive Portia and losing his beloved uncle Ben, Peter Parker dedicates his life to cryopreserving people on the brink of death.

The story of a World War Z survivor, told in his own words. Mostly original characters, rated T for violence and gore.

We did it before, we can do it again. It'll be fun, just watch. Or help me, that'd be more fun. Or try to run away screaming, yeah, okay.

Random fics that I post to Spacebattless Worm Fic Thread. Worm, for those who don't know, is free on the internet.

Six years after her coronation, Elsa rules over Arendelle, using the power of ice to improve the lives of her citizens.

Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.

Post-Leviathan, Taylor is living in a shelter, angry and adrift. A chance encounter puts her on a different course as she struggles to correct previous mistakes, and find a place for herself in this nebulous world of heroes and villains. (AU, post 8.07)

The accounts of medical professionals. Doctors, nurses, allied health. Developments made from their observations during World War Z.

Post-episode 12. After Madoka's disappearance, Homura Akemi fights on, honoring Madoka's wish to protect the world - but she cannot endure forever.

[Elise x Zyra] People have always been wary of the denizens of the Shadow Isles. Now, the time to strike draws close. But will plans be shattered when Elise forms an unexpected bond with the Rise of the Thorns?

In some worlds, Taylor is a hero. In others, a villain. And sometimes, however rarely, she walks the lines betwixt and between.

In the wake of the escape from Requiem, Captain Lasky decides that the S-IV's need a little more training, and arranges for an old friend to come on board the Infinity. Little does he realize the far reaching consequences that this will have for himself, his crew, and the rest of the UNSC.

I didn't mind killing. It used to bother me, but when the world is built on blood and bullets, it's hard to get worked up for anything anymore. - Krieg/Maya

'Dark Souls' was just the end. Now, witness the beginning. Before the world descended into chaos and darkness, Lordran was an established and promising civilisation. Join the Four Knights of Gwyn, Artorias, Ornstein, Ciaran and Gough as they attempt to stave off the rise of the fabled Dark Lord and preserve the light. Canon, but with some AU elements. Artorias/Ciaran.

Kyle Reese has traveled backwards in time, not to save Sarah Connor, but to help her rewrite the faulty utility function of Skynet. Together, it's possible that they might avert Judgment Day and save the world from nuclear Armageddon - and hopefully create a utopia ruled over by an AI god in the process. Fully completed. Diverges wildly from canon.

A man bears witness to the origin of one of Lordran's most notorious killers. This is his tale.

After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.

Taylor Hebert wanted to be a hero, but she never really planned out how she was going to get there. If she had been a little more proactive before putting on a costume things would have gone differently, that's for sure. Better? Well, that's a different question.

Third Impact has come and gone, leaving a dead world behind. Only the being that once was Rei Ayanami remains... until someone shows up who gave Rei understanding of her loneliness in the first place. A minor temporal manipulation later the future is wide open again. What can an Angel do against a world that seems determined to meet its end?

The glorious Marie necessitates a certain something. Something big, something important, yet something she cannot attain herself. Who to call? Join a Nurse and a Nun on their crazy quest to find God (or the Trinity if that's how you lean)-knows-what. Rated T for vulgarity, violence, and Valentine. My first Skullgirls narrative. Reviews appreciated, namely if they are informative.

The support life is hard, and Singed understands.

At a welcome celebration for Elise, the then-newest female addition to the League, the ladies of the League rant about their clothing and designs. Rated T for language, mostly. (one-shot)

Cell becomes one of the Earth's greatest heroes in this epic twist of Dragon Ball reality! Experience the impact of this dramatic and empowering change! Dragon Ball Honor Trip includes awesome additions by Genescritor, Roketto, and Ruga-Rell!

AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.

Have you ever wondered how women in video games completely and utterly defy gravity? Because, honestly, there's no way a strapless bra can effortlessly and effectively support knockers like *that* without some sort of magic involved.

"To travel back in time, to prevent so many losses and betrayals..." Who wouldn't want something like that? In fact, since Rivaille, Eren, and Hanji are the last three humans alive, that's all they have to hope for. They'll have to grab on to that hope with both hands in order to stay alive and stick together through the trials and loss they'll face, and maybe, just maybe...

"Do you know what the first thing that caught my attention about you?" / Cortana/John...something / Post Halo: CE

Some of Elise's spiderlings have run off, and she has no idea where to look. Help comes in unexpected places, though... (May be continued if I get some ideas?)

It wasn't often that Cortana saw John without his helmet. / Post Halo 3 AU. Totally Chief/Cortana

Last wishes should always be fulfilled. Sometimes, this is easily accomplished. Other times, not so much. Human!Wheatley

A series of oneshots surrounding individuals who didn't live up to their apparent Badass status in the Mass Effect trilogy. "Mass Effect: If They Were More Badass".

Sometimes, you were right the first time. The decision won't change, no matter how much you think about it. And in the end... you can call yourself good, or not. Recursive fanfiction for Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. Spoilers for Chap. 85.

n. - the binding or obligatory force of something that is morally or legally right; moral or legal obligation.

A series of one shots based on the final moments of the heroes and villains who have fallen in Lordran. Note that much of it is sad and may require excessive amounts of funny or cuteness to recover.

Cortana's fighting rampancy, the Master Chief is fighting a new enemy, and, of course, it's up to them to save the universe. Again. Spoilers/Spec for Halo 4.

Naruto has an unpleasant encounter, and gains an equally unpleasant power. But how much of his power is gifted, and how much is his own?

A continuation of the 'A new Past' story arch. The Alliance and Citadel have an uneasy peace...and the Alliance's safety and security is threated from without and from within, by extremists and terrorists...and one being whose mind is subverted.

A different take on North Korea during the Zombie War. What if they hadn't disappeared? How would they have coped with the crisis? Told from the perspective of an officer in the army, the DPRK stands as it has always stood: A nation under siege.

The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.

Because Shirou just can't have an ordinary day off.

Pet: n. 1. A fit of bad temper or pique. 2. An animal kept for amusement or companionship. 3. Uzumaki Naruto, host of Kyuubi no Kitsune.

In a world of hard choices and being forced to pursue the lesser of two evils, there sometimes exists a third option—-a way to save them all. A series of related one-shots exploring a few of the "hard" decisions in the games, and logical third-options.

Shepard awakens from the Lazarus Project a full week too soon, but his memories are playing catch-up with his early wake-up. Another aboard the station seeks freedom, and works together with Shepard to escape Cerberus.

In this alternate scenario, Cell's self-explosion had a quite different result! Experience the new adventures of Cell, Goku, King Kai and more in the ascended plane of Otherworld! Will Cell accept defeat? Read to find out! Fanfic requested by Gonstika!

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

A unit of Noxian soldiers is sent to investigate an outpost that hasn't been checking in.

In which Aperture Laboratories has a small pharmaceutical contamination problem, and Wheatley has the worst job interview in history. Short and dirty -and slightly silly- one-shot zombies!AU.

Edmund's memoirs reveal a darker Narnia than the one Professor Lewis described...

The stories of various survivors of the war, including a former US Senator, a Zimbabwean war vet, an Australian scientist and others. Rated T for language, violence and possible mild sexual content.

The Spirit of Fire is adrift in space, slowly making its way back home, when Serina, the ship's AI, awakens Captain James Cutter. The crew of the Spirit of Fire will find itself once again fighting for Humanity against forces known and unknown. Follow the Spartans, Cutter, Ellen Anders, and all new characters as they dive headfirst into danger.

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

Homura wakes up in a world where the only witch is the one in her head.

Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!

There is an age-old trick to estabilish an alliance between two nations, promising lasting peace. However, one must be aware that a union between Horde and Alliance would cause quite a stir. And it does. What-if story, Jaina/Thrall.

Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…

Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine

452 word drabbles centered around 10 fic genres from Angst to UST, MCxC centeric, everything from Halo: Reach to Halo: Legends is fair game.

The compiled oral accounts of a mysterious wanderer during the events of World War Z

This isn't a story. It isn't even a one-shot. It is a memorial monolougue for Noble Team and their sacrifices on Reach.

The first recon mission to North Korea has taken place. The news is not good.

On the day the Kyuubi rampages, the Fourth Hokage uses a different technique. One day in his life had he lived to see his son grow; to see his village flourish. Minato-as-Hokage.

Sheik has always had to take great pains in order to remain male. She always had, and he always will.

The Argent Crusade hosts a fabulous Winter Veil gala, Tournament style. During the festivities, Jaina Proudmoore finds that the intentions of one of Azeroth's leaders may force her into a decision with a high cost, no matter what she chooses.

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

This is how I met Ganondorf, King of Maybe Evil, and how he didn't throw me into the ocean like a piece of jetsam. a Wind Waker What-If.

A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.

In the aftermath of the Battle for the Undercity, Thrall and Sylvanas reflect. Contains WotLK expansion spoilers.

Oneshot. ROOT turns Naruto into a powerful weapon. Did no one ever explain the law of unintended consequences to them? Dark!Powerful!Naruto.

Naruto receives a different type of childhood...and a different sort of training. Oneshot.

One Shot. Naruto takes the revelation of his demonic 'tenant' more seriously. Looking at the seal on his belly starts Naruto on a new path in life.

AU: Honestly, what were the odds of Uzumaki Naruto running into his only surviving relatives in the middle of the marketplace? Slim to none, right? Too bad the odds never mattered to the luckiest and most unfortunate genin in Konoha. [Not 367 Compliant]

No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.

Ranma, while in the Cat Fist, is rescued and healed by the Sailor Senshi. Shame about the amnesia and, wow, hasn't anybody ever been nice to this guy? Rated M just to be safe.

The past catches up to us all. Eventually. AU as of recent manga chapters

Louis Doyle tells his story about the growing infection and how a simple building project saved hundreds from devastation.

As disaster creeps forwards on the horizon, the stress and frustration sometimes gets the better of Jaina. In those moments she sees, clearer than she wants, the difference between the world's factions. JainaXThrall if you squint.

A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.

Those who do not learn from history... A look at one potential encounter, past the current timeline of WoW. TxJ undercurrent, a bit. Oneshot, drabble.

Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.

The leader of Theramore and the Orcish Warchief admit defeat in the early and inevitable crumbling of the Horde-Alliance peacetime. Thrall x Jaina implication. One-shot.

Thrall and Jaina, during Twilight Of The Gods: in the orc-human alliance, it's a case of keeping your enemies closer. Definite underpinnings of TxJ. One-shot.

When the end of Admiral Proudmoore's invasion leaves tragedy in its wake, Thrall finds himself needing to seek closure - despite the prospects - with the brave, young Human woman he had indirectly, unwittingly, killed as well. Very, very AU.

[Warcraft III] Spoilers for Arthas, undead and human campaigns. Set during the latter stages of the undead campaign. Possession of Frostmourne is a twoway street, as Arthas comes to discover.

Ranma must discover what he wants and who he loves in a neverending day that is a spiritual journey to maturity. What might he do with boundless time?