I'm one of those people who has an opinion about everything, yet am too lazy to get off my ass and do something about it. I'm one of those people who looks at the glass as half empty instead of half full and then make a sarcastic remark that only makes me snort. I'm a dreamer, yet I cynically say that dreams are for suckers. I don't trust others, and always doubt their motives. I say what I want, do as I want, look like an ass, sound like an egotistical jerk, and smirk all the while. I listen to heavy metal, write angsty poetry, get drunk off my ass, and sleep in my parents basement. I think Hamlet is better than Romeo and Juliet. My favorite book is about a lazy ol' cat than never got named, never caught a mouse, and all he did was observe the family of boring school teacher at the turn of the 20th century. I read books, major in Lit, and try to sound intelligent. I people watch, yawn, doodle, and snooze.

I'm not a pleasant person.

Let me also make this clear: I'm not afraid to say something less than positive. I'm critical of everything. It's just me, don't be to heartbroken if you get a review from me and it's not glowing with praise or politically correct. That's me; nothing against you.