Hello.

Hey.

We write stories.

Duh

For your amusement.

Or not.

If you haven't noticed, this is a collaborated account, and my friend won't SHUT. UP.

HEY, THIS IS MY ACCOUNT TOO!!

Really? I hadn't noticed. (I'm being sarcastic people.) Stop fluting in my EAR~! Owchers.

I'm not 'fluting' in your EARS! I'm practicing! I'm PLAYING a FLUTE. I have a MEMORY test on MONDAY.

Geez, Geez, I get it. Okay, fine.

Hmph.

I'm PENCIL. friend is PEN.

I don't wanna be called PEN. That's STUPID.

Exactly. It fits you PERFECTLY. HEY OUCH STOP HITTING ME! CHILD ABUSE! CHILD ABUSE~!

Children can't abuse other children! (Hits Pencil)

CHIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLDDDDDDD ABUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!

Not. Liar.

(Blows rasberry at Pen) NYAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!

OKAY. WE'RE SERIOUSLY TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE. NO BIPOLAR PERSONA, NO SPLIT-PERSONALITY DISORDER, NO MENTAL RETARTEDNESS.

We're just a little italics happy.

Okay. That's the end. Bye-Bye~

DON'T BOTHER ME I'M READING.

Sheeeeeeeeesh Pen. Lighten up.

SHHHHHHHH. And STOP CALLING ME PEN!

No. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

(sigh)