Oh ! Hey there ! I didn't realize you were here until I turned on my faggot detector, that thing always points at me for some reason. Anyway the name's definitely Slade, or some shit like that, most of you folks'll probably ask me why I'm on this website.

Long story short. Disney bought the big M so I have to do all the shit they tell me to, except for live action films. Buck and Lee compelled me watch their girly movie known as Frozen, it sucked ass. It got billions of $ and praise that it didn't deserve. And now millions of fucking idiots and stupid kids are worshipping and praying two fictional Scandinavians as their Goddesses. I swear they're becoming more big than the concept of god, if not more. So it is my duty to scar them for life by taking these two to the next level, ertotica style..

Okay, that's not entirely true. Someone I once knew made these weird fanfics about the movie. It turns out that he kind of croaked. But that's not important, the worst part is that those fics were just beyond terrible, not because of the sex, but because of the terrible,terrible plot. Trust me, if you even began to read that shit, then a Michael Bay plot will sound ingenious to you, that's just how horrible that shit is. So I decided to revamp that shit, make it slightly more historically accurate. Its not exactly a noble cause, but hey, I'm pretty sure that SOB would want that.

All messed up stories are derived from the stories Hans Christian Andersen, Grim Brothers, Romain Gary, and maybe E.L James. Special thanks to all of those amazing or weird individual(s) mentioned above ,no credit to to Disney whatsoever, even for making the damn movie.

You hear that Jenn Lee and Chris Buck? You two can SUCK MY DICK and GO TO HELL along with every single bastard responsible for the production and acting of the movie. Oh and take your friends with you !

Sincerely, not Deadpool

On a more serious note I would like to clarify that the following stories may certain disturbing topics, not exactly something anyone would like to talk about. This webpage was created solely to finish a dead fucker's unfinished work that has been delayed for a very long time. While the stories written will in fact bring forth a lot of disquieting and hateful topics, I want readers to know that I, in no way, support any of the stuff written These stories ,however, will possibly state the opposite, since it is directed to a specific genre of readers. Now I'm no George Martin, not even remotely close, at this stage most will probably believe that I have more in common with E.L James, but there are some things he is able to write about that he will clearly not support (such as rape,savagery,etc), this same principle applies for this very situation.

Again, I apologise to all individuals offended by these works.

UPDATE: What's up bitches !! Its me Solomon Wendell "Slade" Wilson, I've finally put an end to this bullshit. As of today I disappear from this website for good. Buenos Dias !!