Hello, there. I'm DocGummy (anyone like my avatar? It took a long time to put together). Don't ask how I came up with the name "DocGummy", but the basics of that is that a weird friend of mine uses it sometimes and I thought I'd use it myself. Does that make me a thief?

People tell me it's a custom to give some input about myself.

Gender: Male

Eye Colour: Divided opinion - some say brown, some say green, but the doctor says hazel.

Hair Colour: Brown

Likes: Any form of resting is fine with me. I quite like reading novels, particularly novels with a mystery essence. I also like anyone who has anything nice to say about me. I'm fond of semi-colons too.

Dislikes: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, that film scared the daylights out of me.

Other stuff (I think they call this bit "miscellaneous", which is just a fancy word for everything else):

I don't have that much time to put into fanfics. It's probably for the better, as my fanfics aren't that good. I don't feel the need to describe absolutely everything, I'm not friggin' Charles Dickens. I don't know why, but whenever I write or type, I seem to miss out or misplace words and letters; I have no idea why that is.

If there's one thing I know, it's to never trust anyone under any circumstances. For all I know, there could be murderers living in my wardrobe. If you think I'm paranoid, then you're just like my sinister friends who can't admit that they hate me. I know they do, because they're all trying to obtain details relating to my daily routine so they know exactly when to strike! The good thing is that I have no daily routine! Ahahaha!

During my insignificant life, I've developed a morbid hatred of sibilance. In my opinion, people who think that the world revolves around sibilance are suspiciously senseless.

THE END IS NIGH (if you believe in black holes, I don't believe in them but I probably should).

Anyway, I am planning a new fanfic (hopefully it won't drown itself like the last one I tried to write). To make sure that it comes to some kind of conclusion, I'll write all of it and judge it pig-headedly before I submit any of it. At the rate my brain's functioning, I won't have enough ideas to make a start until August! Oh well, that's life.

My take on And Then There Were None is still fetching the occasional good review, but nothing good lasts.

PASTEY!

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile.

If you think verbs are the devil's words, paste this into your profile.

NOWHERE IS SAFE! Paste this and spread the word!

Lots of people doubt the reliability of the military commissions. If you're one of those people, paste this in your profile please.

Pizza is beyond perfection. Do not deny it. Paste this immediately. Do everything I say.

If paranoia is distracting you from your life, you'd better paste this into your profile before someone tries to suppress your opinion.

if your windows xp computer takes soooo long to upload docs paste this in your profile. XD

WORDS THAT SHOULD EXIST BUT MIGHT NOT:

Drudgerous - of or relating to drudgery

Apostrophication - the act of inserting an apostrophe

Synononomy - the excessive use of synonyms