rhea michelle malonehide bio
 Author has written 19 stories for Bones, Harry Potter, Criminal Minds, and Glee. Sixteen year old girl. A little whack-a-do. Irish. Texas born and raised and ready to get the hell out of here. Constantly wondering why different has to mean bad. Quotes about writing and other things: "What's another word for Thesaurus?"- Stephen Wright "The reason one writes isn't the fact he wants to say something. He writes because he has something to say." "You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you." -Ray Bradbury "A metaphor is like a simile." -Author Unknown "Every author in some way portrays himself in his works, even if it be against his will." -Goethe Anyway, stop by and read for awhile and feel free to review, you have no idea how much they make my day:) ^Particularly, I would like to add a shameless plug, my rpf 'Sleep' has gotten so little amounts of review love. It wants you to review it! Love you guys, ~Rhea |
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Grasping Thorns by LadyLush reviews
Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley have never gotten on with each other. Now living together as Heads has made emotions run high between the two, and it seems that the line between hate and tumbling into bed with each other is becoming increasingly blurred.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
I Need a Tutor by E. M. Zeray reviews
TA!Blaine, student!Kurt. Life is tough at McKinley for the only openly gay kid at school, especially when he can't stop staring at the ridiculously attractive French TA...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,647 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Close Your EyesWe'll Make It Dark Again by PinkSunglassesAndUndershirts reviews
Klaine cuddles. Kurt brings up something he can't stop thinking about and how Blaine made it better without even knowing. Basically fluffy angst.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
You'd Tear This Canvas Skin Apart by SirenVoice11 reviews
Blaine is at last embracing his second love - art. What he doesn't expect is for the living statue of David to walk into his art class in nothing but a silk robe... RATED M, for possible future chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,500 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
So Many Humans, So Many Colours by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Angst AU, dark & a bit twisted. Blaine died when he was nineteen years old, so why has he come back to life to find himself watching over a blind Kurt Hummel, in Dalton Psychiatric Hospital?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
What You Really Want by QueenBee7 reviews
"I think there's other stuff that you want to try, but you're afraid to tell me." Following an Astonishingly Awkward Conversation, the boys enter uncharted territory. One-shot. M for a reason!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Blame It On the Alcohol by Cerez reviews
A series of drunk Klaine stories featuring our favorite boys at various levels of intoxication.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Summer's In The Air Now by rayychel infinity reviews
The thin fabric of his cotton shorts have slid and bunched up around the tops of his thighs and he finds himself holding his breath in anticipation. He digs into the sheet, bunches it up with one hand, and breathes out, "Blaine."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Freaking Amazing by DualWielding reviews
Kurt's fantasies are getting out of control. He doesn't know how long he'll be able to suppress his feelings before he does something drastic. Abundant smutty goodness with a bit of a plot. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,360 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Special Gift by Sweetandsnarky89 reviews
"We'd been hovering on this edge; one side was kisses and light touches, the other side was falling into something deeper." When Kurt tells Blaine he's ready, the both fall into each others arms and find how deep their love is.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,897 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Ooh La La by Aeria reviews
The girls at McKinley discuss a particular sex act and Kurt can't help but interrupt. Smut and silliness follow.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,648 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
That Uniform by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Klaine smut from Kurt's POV. In which Blaine finds out that Kurt was a Cheerio and undapper thoughts and smut ensue.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Scratches and Ranebows by PolkaMusic reviews
Reed decides to brave up and give Shane one unforgettable birthday present. CP Coulter's Daltonverse! ReedXShane smut. I think that if they did have sex then this is how it would happen, with Shane more concerned about Reed's pleasure than his.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
The Magic Words by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Us After This by RZZMG reviews
Theo Nott & Draco Malfoy want Hermione Granger. When she deals with one to teach her about sex, how will the other handle it? How will a Time-Turner,a fatal illness,an ex-,an Azkaban breakout & some old spells change the future? A/U 7th yr. HOT SHAGGING!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 176,852 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Oral Exam by drcjsnider reviews
Rose has never seen the attraction of oral sex. Can her cousin and his flat mate change her mind? A Rose, JamesII, and Scorpius story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by Redconky reviews
Ron and Hermione's plan for their first time doesn't go accordingly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G.
It started with a Kiss by dolliexcat reviews
HG/DM This was written before DH came out yes, I am just now publishing it. Also, Dumbledore's death in HBP is disregarded. Draco is assigned to protect Hermione after she's threatened by Voldemort. A plot I hope you'll enjoy. I'm a bit rusty, but R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Kyrumption by Hopeful Romantic reviews
What happens when TPTB finally let two angels find each other? Angel and Cordelia meet again after the series ending.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Angel, Cordelia C. - Complete
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Dog Days
Kurt and Blaine decide it's time to adopt, however the process isn't working out as planned so Blaine suggests an alternative. Marley and Me-esq future!Klaine. Rated T for some adult content, rating subject to change later on.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Sagittarius reviews
Apparently there are "Astrological Erogenous Zones" for every sign of the zodiac. Kurt thinks all this zodiac stuff is crap, but Blaine sets out to prove him wrong. Kurt's P.O.V.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dress Rehearsal reviews
Blaine comes to a dress rehearsal for Kurt's dance recital and get's an eyeful. Blaine POV, Kurt's a dancer, somewhat mild M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Windsor Cat reviews
Kurt and Reed find a kitten abandoned in the snow, with nowhere to take it they bring it to the dorms at Windsor, right under the nose of administration, but how long can they keep it up? Major Klaine with a side of Rane, set in CP Coulter's Dalton-verse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Pesky Little Things reviews
I am very near a year shy of being a legal adult. I am no longer some little fourteen year old boy who has not even a semblance of control over his raging hormones, so why am I having wet dreams? Kurt's got a problem but Blaine teaches him a solution.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Sleep reviews
It's been a week since they'd gotten some decent shut eye and Darren is well known as a cuddler. RPF, Criss/Colfer. Just some warm, cozy, fluff:
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Art of Touch reviews
In which Blaine learns by doing and Kurt really needs to be touched. oneshot
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Life in the Head Dormitory reviews
Rose and Scorpius have been best friends since the day they met-and nothing more than that. However, when they are both assigned Head girl/boy positions and have to share a dorm, somethings may change. Alternating POV, it'll be fun, trust me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Alone reviews
Set after 'Minimal Loss', Reid and Prentiss try to cope with their kidnapping and the feeling of being alone.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2011 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
May the Second reviews
The date is May the second, 1999 and George Weasley pays his respects to his best friend and brother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/1/2010 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Distance Between The Partners reviews
Brennan is gone on buisness for three months and Booth is kickin it in DC. They both have to deal with the other's absence and with the help of some unlikely people, they may get a heavy dose of introspectivness. Alternating POVs Last chapter rated T.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,639 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Conversations in the Diner reviews
A series of unrelated one shots revolving around the diner. Some past, some present, some future, some ridiculous, some romantic and all set in our favorite place.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,724 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
The Girl in your Thoughts reviews
Booth's said it before, Angela is totally a mind reader-but what if she actually was? Now a multichapter! slight Angel Crossover.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Angela M.
The Interns in Limbo reviews
What do the interns have to say about our beloved not-couple? A short, cute oneshot starring Wendell, Daisy, Vincent, Fischer and Clark.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
The Control in the Their Lives reviews
a songfic for 'Under Control' by: Parachute. set sometime after season five. B&B all the way: Brennan is over for dinner and Booth contemplates FINALLY telling her..
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Sorrow in the Darkness reviews
Booth's father has died and now he must come to terms with his dark past. A oneshot, a little B&B, but mostly just Brennan being a good friend. Inspired by the end of Mayhem on the Cross.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Realizations in the Heart reviews
the end of the finale- Rewritten to show what Brennan was thinking when Booth deliverd those heart wrenching 3 words: Who are you?
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Meeting in the Museum reviews
A short drabble about the meeting of the partners.. its good. I think.... r&r and ill know for sure!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Aliens in a spaceship reviews
A one-shot of the season two, "Aliens in a spaceship" Episode. Explains Bren's 'goodbye'note.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete