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Joined 02-22-13, id: 4559722, Profile Updated: 03-26-13

THIS IS A FANRAPE BY SEADEVIL: Hullo all you wonderful people out there in the cyberspace! This is my brother's profile (I'm just kidnapping it at the moment). He is a wonderfully nice person, so if you have some time over, feel free to start random conversations with him :D The reason I am writing this? Well, it was recently his birthday (when I'm writing this, anyway) so I decided to give him a fanfiction account. Aren't I such a nice person? Anyway, I didn't want his profile to be empty, so I fanraped it. See you around, I guess. I'll hand my brother back his computer now :)


Yay! I have my computer back! I suppose that I'm supposed to write how old I am and stuff... But lets hold on to the dream that i am the oldest of us two (three if you count Bobby)...

I truly am sorry to say that I have a MAC (tm by apple *shudders*) I'm all confused by it because I've been using a PC all my life...The only positive thing is that a MAC doesn't get viruses; they get cancer.

Now I'm going to ask you if any of you know who Vermin Supreme is! If you don't: go out on the internet and have a little adventure and remember to vote for him.

By my calculations VERMIN SUPREME WILL BE THE SUPREME PRESIDENT OF THE SUPREME AMERICA IN...WHAT?! THAT LONG?! I WONT EVEN BE ALIVE TO SEE IT! TT-TT

But I have a dream. A dream of a supreme America. A dream of land were EVERYBODY has pony...

And if you read my sisters profile you'll maybe say - wait... this guy isn't from america...but what you don't know is that everyone is a supreme american...

/)(*()*)/) what do you think this looks like? My friends say it's a penguin... I'm not too sure.

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Fairy Dance of Death by Catsy reviews
AU reboot of the entire SAO storyline, beginning from the premise that Kayaba Akihiko was obsessed with magic and Norse Mythology rather than swords and pure melee. As a result, he created the Death Game of Alfheim Online rather than the floating castle of Aincrad—a world in which PvP is not a crime, and the nine player races are in competition to escape. **SPOILERS IN REVIEWS**
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 670,353 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 4,134 - Follows: 4,279 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Klein/Ryoutarou T., Argo
Bleach Scandals by myLITTLEnekoSHIRO reviews
What if Bleach IS just a show? So what goes on behind the scenes anyways? Scandalously funny
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 222 - Words: 158,096 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Beast Queen by SeaDevil reviews
Torn between different aspects of her life and mind, Tigris is trying to find herself; something which may be harder than it seems in a future in which the very definition of "human" is up for the question. :/: OC story set a couple of years after the main 1/2 Prince storyline. DISCONTINUED, TO BE ERASED. See ch. 24 for details.
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,469 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/3/2018 - Published: 2/8/2012 - 1/2 Prince/1/2王子, OC
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,308 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 5/19/2010
Through a Canine's Eyes by NyanWolfy reviews
In confusion I turned my head to the side to look at my body and I froze as I was met with orangey looking fur and four legs with paws on the end. Now, I was never the smartest kid in my classes, but I wasn't stupid either. I was in the body of some sort of canine. No, that wasn't right, I was a canine. OC story.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 359,891 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Straw Hats P., OC
Twisted Fates by Flailing Orchid reviews
Volume 1-The Dragoon(Complete): A young man visiting Japan is tangled up in SAO's incidents. Using somewhat shady tactics, he stays at the forefront of the leveling curve. After stumbling onto a Unique Skill, he catches the eye of a certain guild leader. Volume 2-Coming Soon.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,165 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 9/12/2012
Guardian by hp1piececraziness reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki's original world was completely annihilated. He is the only survivor but is cursed and is now immortal. The Hogwarts founders had taken pity of him and let him live at Hogwarts as it's guardian and protector. Now he watches as Harry and his friends go to Hogwarts and learn at the great school Ichigo helped build. [It's finally time to lay this story to rest.]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,378 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/26/2016 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Ichigo K. - Complete
The New Kid by killerbee07 reviews
"Sadie didn't think much of the new kid, but Drew certainly did- acting as if they were old friends or something. Maybe they were, maybe they weren't. Whatever the case, he didn't seem to be enjoying the attention." Now a series.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,259 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 8/9/2016 - Published: 7/27/2012
Twisted Time and the Shinigami Academy by Hollow Mashiro reviews
When Ichigo comes across a strange object in Urahara's basement, he is transported to the past when Rukia and Renji are entering the Shinigami Academy. Ichigo enrolls as well to prepare for the Winter War, but chaos loves to follow him... Time travel.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,605 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 2,918 - Follows: 2,437 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Death Game? by Tigersight reviews
Sword Art Online, as played by -probably- the most unfortunate players- the ones who missed the tutorial. (Fits entirely within Canon. Short Chapters. -Warning: Reviews contain spoilers-)
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 215 - Words: 468,686 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Argo, Heathcliff/Akihiko K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Kirito/Kazuto K.
SAO Down-under by Council reviews
Australians from the world Down-under. Red headed beauties, fiery girls and baby dragons. Murderers and Builders, Traitors and Companions. Friends and Lovers, till death to they part. Fights to the death and Deaths that cause fights. Death's Scythe and a Golden Broadsword. Heroes and Stars and Gods and a hundred floors to complete. What more could you ask for? This epic tale.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 193,220 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 11/10/2012 - OC
Jolly Rogers and the Seagulls of Justice by Rose 'ire Trinity reviews
Tavvy wants to be the greatest Marine. Sammy wants to be the greatest pirate. Join these two friends as they follow their dreams on separate paths, yet side by side to the end.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 119,257 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 6/2/2011
An Empty Life: Hollow Desires by WhizkidHV reviews
Success, triumph, accomplishment. When these come easily to you life begins to lose its meaning, its color. A lost sense of worth, contained only with empty awards, void of happiness. Determined to validate himself, a prodigy seeks the path of the sword in another world, Aincrad. Will he find his purpose or perish in the death game known as SAO? Volume 1.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,333 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Complete
A Common Enemy by fokker333 reviews
As the Battle of Hogwarts is lost, the Ministry falls, and the world is on the dawn of war, three vastly different groups unite against a common enemy. Determined to exact their vengeance against the one who destroyed their worlds, they fight. As they battle against the most powerful Dark Lord alive, they must deal with their own personal demons. Who will survive, and who will not?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,075 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Ichigo K.
He Said He Had A Story by Guntz reviews
There are some things a person wished they could remain blissfully ignorant of, but nobody could keep their cheek turned for long. And maybe after that slap of reality did things truly begin for me. [SI/OC] The Death and Berth Series: PART I - BLACK
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., OC
Shinjitsu no ō by sama-chan reviews
He had fallen so far. He was lost in a new world. But he had vowed to grow stronger too. He was awake now from his afterlife slumber. They had no idea what was coming, and he liked it that way. The choice was his. Which side was he on? EdWin. IchiRuki.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,536 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Edward E.
Nico diAngelo and the House on Grimmauld Place by Eowebrinda reviews
Nico shadow travels to London and breaks into Number 11, Grimmauld Place to stay the night. He sets off an alarm system Moody set up to know if anyone was trying to find Number 12. Naturally, the wizards have to bring him in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,314 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sirius B., Nico A. - Complete
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