666 Number Of The Beast
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Music- AC/DC, Sum 41, Linkin Park, Green Day, Nirvana, Muse, Pearl Jam, Brand New, OK Go, Anti- Flag, Black Flag, Guns N Roses, Stone Temple Pilots, Weezer, White Stripes, The Misfits, My Chemical Romance, Aerosmith, AFI, Alice in Chains Avenged Sevenfold, Barenaked Ladies, Billy Idol, Blue October, Fall of Troy, Iron Maiden, Led Zepplin, Senses Fail, Soundgarden, The Strokes, System of a Down, Van Halen, Queens of the Stone Age, And Much Much More!

Authors- Stephenie Meyer, J. K. Rowling, Orson Scott Card, J. D. Salinger, George Orwell

Saying- Shit Happens (Mostly to me so don't worry)

Books- Twilight Series, The Host, Harry Potter Series, Ender Series, A Catcher in the Rye

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take Myspace/Facebook pictures.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years, or hearts for that matter.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/Myspace/Facebook.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting on the computer.

7. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling (nod, smile).

8. You think how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were simply too busy to notice number 5.

10. You actually scrolled up to see if there was a number five.

11. And now you are laughing at your own stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you just did.

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A Diamond in the Rough: Part 2 by Moonchild707 reviews
Under Construction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 8/3/2017 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella
A Diamond in the Rough: Part 1 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella Swan is a timid first-grader at Forks Elementary who lives in dread of her abusive, volatile father, Charlie. With no friends and no one but her teacher to love, Bella finds her life irrevocably changed by the arrival of Miss Hale—a gentle, golden-eyed lady from the local high school. Rewrite of the original. Loosely based on true events. Rated M for dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 127,430 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 3/12/2017 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
A Diamond in the Rough: Part 3 by Moonchild707 reviews
Under Construction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Bella - Complete
Suicide Girl by Loveonawirex reviews
She came. She came and destroyed my life. And now I've started my new life. New life if that's what you call it. I've become what I wanted most. But without the one I wanted most. Go figure. I'm not Bella Swan anymore. I'm Bella Suicide. /Continued.\
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,994 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4451 - Favs: 5,336 - Follows: 3,209 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Renegade Characters by browniechadowes reviews
Stephenie gets a little annoyed when her characters try to alter/comment on her novel, Twilight. Rated M for language mainly due in part to Jessica's inner dialogue
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,901 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Glitter of Doom by browniechadowes reviews
Take 2. The characters of the Twilight series are back, and they are kicking butt and taking names commenting/altering New Moon. Rated M for general lack of a language sensor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,347 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Triangle of Shippiness by browniechadowes reviews
Take 3. Oh, you bet they're back again, the characters of Twilight, going big or going home, altering/commenting Eclipse. Rated M for serious lack of dirty mouth filter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,937 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Uterus of Steel by browniechadowes reviews
Hey all, I'm back, dragging the Twilight characters kicking and screaming into the final installment of the Twilight parodies. Rated M for... well, have you read Breaking Dawn? *shudders*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 41,745 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Struggle To Fix Bella by xtwilight18x reviews
Here's the sequel to 'You What' You need to read that first to get this fully. If you read please review! Bella get's help for her cutting, but if she refuses it can anyone save her from herself... If she continues to lie, can she ever get better? Done!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,113 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yeast The Beast, At Least by Loveonawirex reviews
Bella has a slight medical, personal problem and is forced to talk to the last person on earth she wants to, her fiancees father. Things get carried away, and Edward and the rest get involved. Funny use of poper vocabulary. Series of humorous one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
You What! by xtwilight18x reviews
Bella turns to cutting after Edward left, but when he comes back she can't stop. Will she be able to find the will power to survive and stop hurting herself and The Cullen's in the process? Will she be able to stop the addiction she has created? Sequel Up
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete