Ok, people, here are just a few facts about myself for your enjoyment...or annoyance, take your pick:

Name: SpeakUpAndFaceTheMusic...that's all you get to know-deal with it. Hint hint: My name is another term for "a disease", figure that one out.

Age: 108-in vampire years of course.

Gender: Female, woman, girl, chick, lass, miss, madame, mademoiselle, F, chica, sis, sissy, sister, girly, girlfriend, little Female sign that's in the Austin Powers movie although he wears a Male sign, call it whatever you want...I'm not a boy. Hope that clears things up!

What I Look Like: I'm pretty tall for my age, light brown hair, that, apparently, becomes partly blonde in the summer, large feet, weird coloured eyes (don't ask), long arms, broad shoulders, etc. etc.

I like hot wings, hot dogs, beef, pork, chicken, any ethnic food (My food preference, in the past, has been reffered to "Man Food", my favourite colour is Purple, my favourite sport, I can't name, I like them all, and Debating is the funnest thing you'll ever do in your life! --I like British Humour, Whose Line Humour (BBC and ABC), Physical Comedy, Slapastic Comedy, Random Comedy, Romantic Comedy (on occasion), Spoof/Parody Humour, Anything BUT Horror and Comedy mixed in the same movie, that's just odd.--Sports rock, don't diss them, Broadway rocks, Old-Time Musicals rock, TV rocks, Music rocks, A Good Joke rocks, and, of course, Movies and Books rock!--Go Penguins&Sabers, Steelers&Browns, Celtics&Cavaliers, Pirates&Indians, and GO RUGBY! (do not hate me for these choices, they are location and fondness preferances) I have a GINORMOUS family, they're everywhere! But I love em' all and they're fun to be around!

Things I Hate: People who judge, people who are one-sided, people who can't debate, screeching girls, people who distinguish who's annoying, people who never give an opinion, liars, guys that don't pay attention the one important thing you tell them, girls that cry all the time over something minor, girls that sob during a sad movie--that's obnoxious, cut it out, bad music, people who are quick to assume, people who are predjudiced, and being called closed-minded--just cause I give an opinion you don't agree with--bout it.

The Best Villans EVER: The Joker- Batman, Claude Frollo- The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Ursulla- The Little Mermaid, Scar- The Lion King, James, Aro, Alec, Jane- Twilight, Norman Bates- Psycho, Dr. Evil- Austin Powers, Hannibale Lechter- Silence of the Lambs, Lord Sidius, Darth Maul- Star Wars, Azula- Avatar-Last Airbender, Alonzo- Training Day, and last, but not least...Voldemort, Lucius Malfoy, and Bellatrix Lestrange- Harry Potter.

Best song genres EVER: Anything Classic Rock, most anything Alternative, Irish Jigs, Opera, Broaday, and mostly...ANY DISNEY SONG UP UNTIL 2000!-basically anything in 2-D animation during the 1960s-1990s.

~~~Two things everyone HAS GOT TO DO before they die: Travel the world, and do Falconry--incredible!

I DO NOT talk this much in real life, that would be SOOOO annoying! Do I?

Now for some funny quotes (my friend does this--I feel oblidged)

"Why is there a six foot tall Jamacian assasin sitting on my couch?" ~Some random movie I don't remember

"A...a...cookie caper? Why that's one step below hamburglery!" ~Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

"I've got a lovely bunch of cocoanuts, diddly dee, there they are just standing in a row, bum bum bum..." ~Zazu, The Lion King

"I'm surrounded by idiots." ~Scar, The Lion King

"And I got downhearted, every time that I--"

"Pumba! The kids, eh?"

"Sorry."

~Pumba and Timon, The Lion King

"Gone back? What do you mean? Hey! What's goin' on here? Who's the monkey?"

"Simba's gone to challenge Scar."

"Who?"

"Scar."

"Who's got a scar?"

"No, no, no. It's his uncle."

"The monkey's his uncle?"

~Timon, Pumba, and Nala, The Lion King

"What makes a monster and what makes a man?"

"Justice is swift in the Court of Miracles, I am the lawyers and judge all in one! We like to get the trial over with quickly because it's the sentance that's really the fun!"

~Clopin, The Hunchback of Notre Dame

"Are you feeling alright, sir?"

"I had a bit of trouble with the fireplace."

~Pheobus and Frollo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame

"You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity." ~Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story

"Are you mocking me?"

"No, no, of course not. Buzz look an alien!"

"Where?"

"Ahahahahaha!!"

~Woody and Buzz, Toy Story

"Are you saying I'm stupid?"

"N-no."

"Do I look stupid to you?"

"No, of course not."

~Hopper and Atta, A Bug's Life

"You fired!"

"Oh, will you two just shut up!"

"Hey, you fired!"

~Tuck & Roll and Rosie, A Bug's Life

"And then the seagul came and 'this is this and that is that'!" ~Flounder, The Little Mermaid

"Somebody's got to nail her fins to de floor." ~Sebastian, The Little Mermaid

"Ready to know what the people know. Ask them my questions and get some answers. What's a fire? And why does it, what's the word? Burn?" Ariel, The Little Mermaid

"The child is in love with a human! And not just any human-- a prince! Oh her daddy will LOVE that!" ~Ursula, The Little Mermaid

"It is time Ursula took matters into her own tentacles! Triton's daughter will be mine! Then I'll see him writhe! I'll see him wriggle like a worm on a hook!" ~Ursula, The Little Mermaid

"The Boss is on a role! This Poor. Unfortunate. Soooouuuul!" ~Ursula, The Little Mermaid

"Will, I think I killed a duck." ~Marcus, About A Boy

"Every man is an island...but some men are island chains." ~Will, About A Boy

"I hope you won't take offence when I tell you to sod off and die." ~Black Adder, The Black Adder

"I have a plan so brilliant you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel." ~Black Adder, The Black Adder

"If I wanted to talk to a cabbage, I would have gone to the market." ~Black Adder, The Black Adder

"RAAAAAAto be, or not to be. That is the question." ~Theatre Guy, The Black Adder

"They were all shouting 'We hail Prince Henery, we hail Prince Henery!'"

"No, no they were shouting 'We HATE Prince Henery, we HATE Prince Henery!'"

~Prince Henery and Black Adder, The Black Adder

"I needed to take a mental health day. Let me conjugate, I cut class, you cut class, he, she, it cut class." ~Melinda, Speak

"Not that there's anything wrong with that." ~Jerry, Seinfeld

"The Ass-Man." ~Kramer, Seinfeld

"I'M OUT!" ~Kramer, Seinfeld

"VILE WEED!" ~Newman, Seinfeld

"What were you two doing? Discussing the national debt?" ~Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn

"It's the thought that counts...I ought to know." ~Edward Cullen, (I'm not sure which book)

"Keep your hands at the level of your eyes." ~Creepy ballet lady who says nothing but this line, Phantom of the Opera

"Why do you do this, door kicker?!"~Dane Cook

"Bad dog, bad dog, I condem you to hell!" ~Reverend Love Joy, The Simpsons

"Thou shall count to three, three is the number of the counting, thou shall not count to four, and thou shall not count to two unless thou is proceding on to three. Five is right out." ~Priest, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"It's a blue-ish, green man, with a strange looking gotee. I'm guessing that's significant." ~Reily, National Treasure

"Reily, are you crying?"

"Look, stairs."

~Abby and Reily, National Treausre

"Albequerque. Snorkel. See, I can do it too." ~Reily, National Treasure

"You do know that Turkey is a real country, not just a lunch meat, right?" ~Me- to Chris

"You are the cause of evil in the world!" ~Me- to Gaby

"Woah, easy there, Shakiera." ~Gaby- to Me

"YOOOOUUUUUOOOUUUU!" ~Me- to Lexi

"That was not part of the deal. I give you my bread and you give me your butter."

"But, I need the butter anyways!"

"Uh, there is butter up at the table right there."

"Well, then why did you want the butter?"

"Corn..."

"Why couldn't you get it yourself?!"

"Cause your more convienent."

~Nick and Me.

"Hermie, my love, get off!"

"No, you are just soooo hugable!"

~Meg and Me

"I love eggs, they are just so good! Omigod, have you EVER HAD EGGS?! They are so scrumptious, especially at breakfast time! Omigod!" ~Gabbie- to everyone

"I doing my project on Persia."

"That's not a country anymore."

"...Whoops."

~Connor and Me

"Why'd you get a pink slip?"

"Anna and me were talking."

"About...?"

"She saw pasta at the store and thought it said Palin Pasta, but it was really Plain Pasta."

"Riveting."

~Gaby and Me

"My second cousin was in the Civil War."

"Really?"

"Yeah. And it's kinda creepy, but he was from Texas and he was a Confederate."

"Oh, no. Don't tell her."

"Well...HEY MACKENZIE! I HAVE A RELATIVE THAT WAS IN THE CIVIL WAR AND WAS A CONFEDERATE!"

"Ohmigod! Seriously?!" (Squeezes the ever-livin' daylights out of me)

"Yeah...he was from Texas..." (Choking to death from massive girl-hug)

"AHHHHH!! JASPER!!"

"God help me..."

~Gaby, Mackenzie, and Me

"Dude, seriously, get a life! Nobody cares about Pitt University!"

"I do! And I so have a life!"

"Uh, you just spent ten minutes decorating our teacher's dry-erase board with magnets and signs for Pitt."

"Your point?"

"Our teacher isn't even a fan of Pitt!"

"Again, point?"

"You have problems."

"Maybe, but my problems involve an awesome football team!"

"Loser."

~Chris and Me

"Jacob is sooooo hot! Who doesn't love Jacob! Oh God, he is sooooo hot!"

"He's not that hot."

"Have you seen him?!"

"Yeah, right here..." (Holds out magazine of Taylor Lunther)

"It's mine!" (Takes the magizine and runs out of the room)

~Gabbie and Mackenzie

"God help the outcasts, hungry from birth, show them the mercy they don't find on Earth. The lost and forgotten, they look to you still, God help the outcasts, or nobody will." (Finishes singing and throws book on floor, deeply embarassed)

"That was really good, now could you try singing this one?" (Shows "Think of Me")

"Yeah, when pigs fly."

"That can be arranged."

~Sam and Me

"Dude, let's just put this out there. You have problems. Making a stuffed pumpkin that is the Phantom of the Opera is just wrong."

"Yeah, but he is so adorable!" (Shows pumpkin)

"Ohmigod! Aww, it's a mini-Erik!"

~Gaby and Me

"Yeah, boy! What now?! Who one the contest?! Who's volume was the greatest?! Who has a mini sample of the greatest chemical mixture of Sodium oxcide, vinegar, and chemically dangerous materials?! That would be me and Megan!"

"Whoppie. You guys are the champions of chemistry. That is soooo cool."

"Proud of it! Homework passes, teeshirts, and a sample of the greatest chemical mixture EVER!"

"Dork."

"You know you wanted to win as much as we did."

"Yes, I suppose we are both dorks."

"Now you're talkn'!"

~Chris and Me

"I swear to God...her homeroom is haunted!"

"What?"

"Ok, so I was just in there and her chair made a creaking noise and then it turned 360. She has cursed that room. Don't go in there!"

"Uh, I have to clean out the trash. So...I'll take the chance."

"I warned you."

(Walks in and cleans out room. Then the chair creaks, but doesn't move. Nolan looks up at me and snickers--SNICKERER!)

"I tell you it's haunted!"

"Or your just insane."

"It's both."

~Nolan and Me

"You almost made me drop the bible. BIBLE! IN THE MIDDLE OF MASS! WHILE I WAS SERVING!"

"Yeah...that was funny."

~Chris and Me

"Are you seriously this weird all the time or is just because of the cake?"

"Ah, a little from column A, a little from column B.

~Mackenzie and Me

"Ew, she's kissing a dead guy..."

"DAD!"

"Well, honey, I am the oldest person in this theater...except for that lady behind us who won't stop talking. It's my job to be stupid and ask questions..."

"I cannot believe you!"

~My Dad and Me

"AHHHH! It's the ball-man! He's standing on his bouncy ball of awesomeness! Oh Gooooodddd! I LOVE YOU MR. BALL MAN!"

"Ok, you need a life."

"Well, sorry folks but it's eight o' clock, my shifts done for the night."

"BYE MR. BALL-MAN!"

"I think I know why he was so eager to leave here...you scared him to death!"

"Puh-leeze! He loves me!"

"You need therapy."

~Meaghan, Ball-Man, and Me

"So, you do ballet?"

"Yeah."

"So...what hurts the most?...I don't mean the song."

"Well, when you're paired with a guy, he holds you up to spin, right. Well, he holds your hip, right here," (shows position), "And then he balances you by holding you..." (tries to demonstrate without looking vulgar)

"Oh, like your crotch?"

(Sighs) "Yeah..."

"See, that's why I can't do ballet, I wouldn't take that seriously. They'd kick me out for being so crass."

"Yup, that sounds just like you!"

~Mackenzie and Me

"Sombody stop me!"

"Stop you from what?"

(Sighs) "Were you not listening to my little rant three minutes ago?"

"No...about what?"

"I'm going to stop Global Warming from killing the polar bears!"

"But we live in Pittsburgh...there are no polar bears."

"Max, Max, Max. You have much to learn. We always have the zoo!"

"Wow." (Walks away, casting me weird glances)

~Max and Me

Ok, if that's not enough to make you crazy then I don't know what is! Sorry if it's accesivlly long, ya'll got a bunch of patience.

I really hope you enjoy whatever stories are to come, and I count on enjoying your stories as well.

Ok, Ok...since I also feel oblidged to do this, I will put it on...

Favorite Parings:

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione

Snape/Lily (Yes, I know that I am Prongs don't ask but Snape is damn cute!)

Lily/James

Remus/Tonks

Voldemort/Bellatrix (there are decent ones...)

Jacob/Bella

Edward/Bella

Jasper/ME (ok, no Alice is fine too...)

Emmett/Rose

Carlisle/Esme

Chase/Cameron

Foreman/13

House/Cuddy (Go away, there cute!)

Erik/No one (that is how it SHOULD be)

Raoul/No one

Christine/No one (are you seeing a pattern??)

Gemma/Kartik

Pippa/Felicity (yes...they are disturbed little girls, aren't they?)

Katara/Zuko

Brennan/Booth

Angela/Hodgins (I don't care that Angela dumped him for a chick, I think they're cute together!)

Spike/Buffy

Angel/Buffy (I still like Spike better...)

Parings I HATE:

Harry/Snape (why??)

Voldemort/Harry

Voldemort/Hermione (come on people!)

ANY OF THE MARAUDERS/ANY OF THE MARAUDERS! (believe me...it's not going to happen)

Peter/ANYBODY

Ron/Harry

Draco/Harry

Fred/George (you need help)

Edward/Rose

Edward/Jasper(O_o...why??)

Jacob/Renesmee (yea...some are decent, but Nessie shouldn't exist...)

Cuddy/13

Cuddy/Chase

Cuddy/Cameron

House/Chase

House/Amber

Erik/Raoul (...I really just don't know what to say to those people)

Erik/his cat (...again, I really just don't know...)

Christine/Raoul (five words: gag me with a spoon)

Piangi/Carlotta

Joseph Cant't Spell His Last Name/Erik (...didn't Erik KILL HIM??)

Buffy/Willow

Buffy/Dawn (ummm...sisters, anybody?)

Buffy/Xander

Spike/Angel (just don't GO THERE)

Azula/Katara

Zuko/Sokka

Iroh/Tonks (need I say more??)

Sorry if I'm too critical...

Alright if that isn't enough to make you crazy, I don't konw what is...

Cheers,

~SpeakUpAndFaceTheMusic