Mlle D. Grey
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Joined 10-07-02, id: 277953
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I, am very amused.

For the fact that there are so many "disappointing" fics out there in the HP and LOTR section, I'm a bit annoyed too. Not saying that my writing is any good, but still, I can tell the difference between good fics and bad fics, I've been here for around three years or so...so, trust me, the situation cracks me up so badly.

Welcome to the realm of insanity.

A crazy Chinese girl from Hong Kong, and yes, I'm downright proud of it, have a problem? 16, Aquarius, a dragon in chinese zodiac (Is that the right name for it?), yearfour in secondary school, proceeding bit by bit to become an archeologist or something to do with it when I grow up. Hopfully a not too bad writer, and, er...I think I'm a better reviewer though, haha.

I'm currently obssessed with Harry Potter, I like Sirius the best as you can see from my fic, he is so cool, I believe that the book will never be the same without him, apparently "dislike" Harry very much, he needs a bit anger managment, I am a year younger than him and slightly out of my mind and I don't go yelling at my friends, especially when they are doing things for my own good, I hope he dies in the end. Die Harry.

Have read the Lord of the Rings book and a bit of The Silmarillion, apparently not very capable to appreciate it though I agree that they are perfectly well written and I like smeagol the best, so cute and then it's Aragorn, and...Sam. Most disliked: Frodo. I mean, he has no right to yell at Sam like that, not even when he's "corruped" by the ring, brat (Okay, I know he's fifty something when he was on the quest, but still, he acts like a spoiled brat).

Yes, I do flame, a lot, under the name "Nienna", "Cleopatra Ptolmey" and "Anarane Lossehelin". But of course not that often now, 'cause I'm starting to realize how...er...mean and an insult to myself that is, so I'll try my best to give you helpful comments, if you don't listen, fine, it's your lost. If you feel the need of sending me hate mails, feel free to, I don't mind, they are funny and besides, one day you'll learn to appreciate those people who yelled at you, like how I did. Or, there's another way to get back at me, you can flame my fics, but please, have a point. Or else you'd seem like an idiot.

On second thought, it's hard not to flame you people, I mean, what's with the your/you're mistake, English is not my first language and I can tell the difference very easily. And spelling, it's totally important, I tell you, maybe you don't give a shit about it, but do you know by saying/thinking this shows how irrisponsible you are and the fact that you don't respect your own work and yourself, just because you don't respect yourself doesn't mean others have to put up with it.

Also, some people tend to tell people how "fragile" they are and would be "hurt" by criticisims (spelling?), I mean, if you don't want people to give you bad reviews, either, don't write, or, write good fics. But I can tell you, no one is perfect, you have to accept the fact that your stuff have faults, like everything. And please, put down your pride and ego, it stands in improvment's way, I know it, because I myself have quite a large ego, and am quite a bitch at times. Sorry for being long winded, but these are the things I learnt through the past few years on ff.net and I'd like to share.

Thank you for your time. It's time I go back to my plan to take over the world.

//evil crackles//

Queen of Spades

R.I.P.

Sirius Black

You'll always be loved.

I still run, I still swing open the door, I still think, you'd be there like before

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Oh the Places You'll Go... by Malena reviews
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!! What would have happened if Sirius hadn't gone looking for Peter that fateful Halloween night. What if they hadn't caught Sirius and charged him with the betrayal of his two best friends… What if they had never found Harry…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,937 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
In Pursuit by Amanda Mancini reviews
The tale of an Unspeakable, and her most recent assigment: Tracking down the most dangerous 'Mary Sue' of their time. Follow Agent Karin Airbourne through a world of the deranged Mary Sues we rarely see and try really hard not to think about, either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,045 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 1/29/2001
In Times Like These by Yih reviews
[Haldir x OC] Why did the Elves stay in the 3rd Age? Why did they not leave for Valinor when they had the chance? Why did they stay to suffer the torments of Sauron's darkness? And will Haldir find happiness in the arms of his elf maiden student?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,644 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 2/5/2003 - Legolas, Haldir - Complete
Inconvenient by rythmteck reviews
If coincidences are accidental, why do they seem so contrived? A story of coincidences, inconveniences, and a bit of love on the high seas. "Funny 'ole World, isn't it?" Has a little bit of everything for everybody. And a lot of Jack. COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,772 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/3/2003 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Complete
The Life and Loves of Sirius Black by fuzzyfishbowl reviews
As Sirius falls through the veil, he thinks about all the women in his life...*FINISHED*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,747 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
Green Eyed Monster by Noelle1 reviews
James Potter has one year to make Lily Evans, the impossible 'Green Eyed Monster' fall for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,687 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 6/3/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
E cared haniant tîn mîl by PuterPatty reviews
Completed Vignette. During a late first snow of the year 3018 T. A., Thranduil remembers a gift of love from Legolas to his mother.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Mine by Kenaz Astaroth reviews
Many people refer to Sirius Black as "Sirius" while he's in human form, and "Padfoot" while he's a dog. What if there's more of a difference between the two that we think?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Sirius B.
The MarySue Humane Society by Soul of Frodo reviews
The PPC is wonderful, but there are so many Sues and so few agents! A twist on PPC/OFUM, with many LotR character studies and much silliness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Legolas
Time and Space by ArtemisPrime reviews
The finished epilogue is up. Legolas arrives in our time period, but not through natural means. Not a Mary-Sue. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,013 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2002 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Legolas
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Notes and Rebuttals by debubs reviews
Mr. Moony and Mr. Padfoot are writing notes to each other; Chaos ensues-- name calling, threats, long lost teddy bears and rods being rammed up inappropriate orifices of the human body..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Living in the Past by Snowlily reviews
Arabella Figg -the mistress of disguise- still can’t get over the fact that Sirius killed the Potters. But when Sirius pays her a visit and he tells her the truth about that night, Arabella doesn’t know what to think. (Updated by Abigail Nicole)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/28/2001 - Sirius B.
The Visitation of Slash and Mary Sue reviews
One fine day at Hogwarts, Slash and his sister Mary Sue decided to pay a visit................written while we were high on ice cream, so, what do you expect?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.