Check out the other author's on my list, they're *AWESOME*!!

Review all of my things, and I may not have to obliterate you in fiction *points fountain pen at a reader who left without reviewing* AH HA! Thought you could leave didn't you?

Reader: Uh, I'm sorry?

SF: Uh huh, a likely story! *Starts writing furiously*

Reader: What are you writing?

SF: I'm turning you into the worst character in the world!!! *Laughs evilly* *coughs, sputters* Damn throat.