Real Name: Jocelyn (Sounds sort of like Joss-lin or Joss-a-lin, depending on how you pronounce it. I am not quite sure which one is right.)

Location: Good cheese come from happy cows, and happy cows don't live in the state of skinny. They live in my state. The state of fat and happy. We are number one California. We have the better milk, which means we have the better cheese. We don't even sell your cheese here. So stop showing us your commercials and go home to cry about it. (Sorry, I just couldn't help but to keep going. I am done now.)

What do I do? I am "one intense Science teacher." I even have a dance for the National Geographic theme song. My middle school students love it when I embarrass them.

What else do I do? Read lots of ed/science journals, books, and/or fanfiction (probably more fanfiction since it is free and easily accessible), walk my dog, ride my bike everywhere, ROLLERBLADE (I am totally going to make it cool again.), run, take picture with my AWESOME Nikon D40x, draw, dance well, sing poorly, travel the world, Skype with my friends in Europe & the UK, daydream about living there again someday, and watch lots of movies and play Wii with my boyfriend on his big HD projector. That thing is the present he ever got me for himself (Does that make any sense?).

Why don't you write any stories Stop Codons? A long, long time ago I started to write a WIP for what was the best show of the 90s. After I started posting it, I went back to read it and realized it was just horrendous. I never finished the story, and I decided to leave the fanfic writing to the experts, which clearly was not me. I was 12 then, and that was well over a decade ago. I have lots of ideas, but I am Science teacher not an English teacher. I can write you a decent forty page epic about genetically engineered foods (or stop codons), but not a decent page about my favorite television characters. The End.

Favorite television shows? The X-Files, The Office, and Dead Like Me.

Movies? Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Big, The Goonies, The Incredibles, Heathers, and Pride & Prejudice. I guess you could include the first X-Files movie too, but I just throw that in with the show normally.

Books? We would be here forever. Really. I am not kidding.

Fanfic? The best piece of fanfiction ever written in my humble opinion is Bonetree's insanely long and still incomplete Goshen series for The X-Files. It is a masterpiece. I hope this latest installment gets finished.

Music? Well, I used to review CDs for my college's radio station, and I still listen to college radio when I do listen to the radio, so I suppose it's mostly Indie Rock; however, I love music of all types. Seriously, nothing really turns me off. Well, maybe some Country.

Can I do anything cool? I am pretty damn flexible. So much so that I can put my legs over my shoulders while balancing on my hands and clapping my feet. How is that image in your head? I also have a double-jointed thumb.