Attitude? Check. Sarcasm? Check. Last of her clan? Check. Uchiha Itachi's self declared rival? Double Check. A tale of love, loss, betrayal and the ultimate sacrifice. "You won't like what I have to say." "Well, it's a good thing I'm already mentally unstable otherwise this would be a totally different conversation." ItachixOc.

Undergoing an edit and slight rewrite in earlier chapters (no plot change)- Lady Riza Hawkeye despises her existence. When the twists of life tie her to Roy Mustang, a vampire, she's thrown into a new society, and has to answer questions she's never faced. What is her purpose and what is it she truly desires? ROYAI

In a universe where Earth is an intergalactic trading partner, there is one apathetic soldier stationed on Earth whose scouter rings on a private line...and a woman's voice moans with pleasure. The story of how two strangers get more than they bargained for. Raunchy themes, sometimes rom, sometimes com, all the time foul. A less than noble get together.

Victuuri headcanons off of tumblr give me life lmao. Rated M for Eros. You'll find smut, fluff, angst, humor, and whatever else grabs my attention or I can come up with. I actually have no clue where this is going, but hop on, let's go!

FMAB, Post Promised Day / Roy and Riza are forced to share a room. Riza has an unfortunate dream, sparking a tireless battle to separate, resulting in an insufficient amount of sleep, requiring just a touch of blackmail. / Royai, LingFan

It was forbidden. It was wrong, but it felt so right. KakaIta

Victor Nikiforov is back in competitive skating and with the European Championship drawing nearer, he finally moves in with Yuuri. As he struggles to find a theme for his program, Victor realizes that after 20 years of being alone, he might have found 'home' in the unlikeliest of people and he really can't wait to show his love to the world. Victuuri Post-Canon Smut&Fluff

(Banquet/Post Banquet AU, Victuuri) Victor can't shake the events that happened on the night of the Sochi Grand Prix Banquet. How will things unfold with Yuuri being unable to remember the mark he left on Victor's heart? (Rated for strong language & sexual content).

At the Elations Extreme strip club, Vegeta is a high price callboy and Bulma is a frequent client. She takes a liking to him and calls on him often, bringing lavish gifts and taking him to fabulous parties. Then one night after a hard day of labor Goku stops in and catches Vegeta's eye. Drama ensues. Every chapter will contain graphic sexual content. Vegebul, Kakavege & threesomes.

Due to a series of unfortunate incidents, Rin and Kagome are forced into an arranged marriage with the most powerful demons in all of Japan; Lord Sesshomaru and Inuyasha. How will they adjust to these new changes and can Rin find it in her heart to commit to a demon as cold as Lord Sesshomaru? **I do not own any of the song lyrics used in these chapters, unless otherwise specified*

It has been six years since Naraku's defeat and Rin feels romantic feelings for Sesshomaru. When she wishes on a shooting star with the same wish that she's made for years, will her wish come true at last? WARNING: some mature themes. COMPLETE.

After their kiss in China, Yuuri is unable to find sleep and Victor feels the need to investigate why his precious skater is getting more and more floppy during training. What will he find late at night in Yuuri's room? And will Yuuri be able to face not only his feelings but also the man he admires so much? Victuuri One Shot. Fluff and Smut. BoyxBoy. Complete.

When Kakashi decides to take advantage of his Sukea disguise to flirt with Tenzo, he ends up getting more than he bargained for. Kakashi/Tenzo one-shot

First person point of view told by Rin. She is now 23 and ready to take life into her own hands. This story is set in Fedual Era Japan.

Nine years have passed since the defeat of Naraku. Rin is now a young woman, at the ripe age of 17. What happens when she notices Kagome's mate mark, and starts asking Sesshomaru questions about mating? Possible Lemon

The Red Neutron: the best burlesque house in the galaxy, with one Bulma Briefs as the main show. When Prince Vegeta is dragged along against his will, he learns some very hard lessons about female vanity, and himself. (Based on VEGETApsycho's art piece, 'burlesque', which is also the cover art, and used with her gracious permission. AU obviously.)

It is an accepted fact the Trunks Briefs is an international playboy. A little known fact is that Pan Son is Trunks's equal when it comes to trysts and conquests into the opposite sex's bedrooms. After running into him while out partying, Pan turns her eyes on the playboy to make him her quarry. Rated M for content and language.

18 year old Rin has her first 'wet dream' TWO-SHOT! Enjoy!

"I treated you like a villain." Kakashi gets a second chance to apologize. Rated for the lemon.

Kakashi's birthday's coming up and Itachi is stressing over what to get him. Luckily, Genma has the perfect idea.

Bulma needs a little something to help her get to sleep. Good thing Vegeta and Goku show up at just the right time! Bulma x Vegeta x Goku one-shot with seme!Vegeta. M for sexual content and language.

Yamato gets creative when forcing Kakashi to call him by his new name. KakaYama LEMON, YAOI.

Saitama has hair again! And he is ridiculously good-looking and also strong. People are starting to notice that he's more than just Caped Baldy. Genos gets jealous. Cue sexy times.

"His arms are crossed over his chest, his head tilted back; there's no trace of embarrassment anywhere in his expression for having stalled out his fight with Sweet Mask for the sake of getting an autograph." Metal Bat gets an autograph for his sister and Sweet Mask gives him something for himself. Metal BatxSweet Mask.

The conference should have been like all the others in the past 8 years. But more happens than Sesshomaru expected, and soon passion blooms under the hot Osluan sun.

A look at the different times Roy and Riza have danced together. Chapter 4: The Champagne Waltz. Roy and Riza attend their first military ball, and a life-altering decision is made.

"You may have her heart but the rest of her body is drawn to me." Sasuke and Kakashi compete over Sakura. KakaSakuSasu threesome. Lemons.

A series of one-shots describing the realtionship of a certain frustrated human princess and a shameless daiyoukai. Izayoi/Inu no Taisho.

Roy would never get enough of her. He wanted to hold her, touch her, tease her, caress her. Posted for Royaiweek's prompt "Skin"

For an art assignment Deidara needs a nude model, and surprisingly his model is really handsome. Flirting starts and the day takes a different turn than initially expected. ItaDei, smut, mxm, pwp, AU.

Some nights, the demons get the best of Kakashi, and he is best left alone. This night, Sakura interrupts, finding a man she does not know, yet offers him solace in the most unexpected of ways. Lemon. Smut. It's dirty, y'all. Oneshot, with potential for future oneshots continuing the story. KakaSaku. If you don't like, don't read.

"Elizabeth." It seems that this name was all she heard throughout the evening. Until a certain man came along to whisper her true name beside her ear. (Steamy Fic)

Oneshot for ItaDei Day, June 5 2014! Konan gets annoyed with all the complaints she gets from the others about their partners, so she decides to temporarily change the pairs to prove that they should be in the pairs that they are in. But she didn't expect this outcome when she put Itachi and Deidera together. WARNINGS: ItaDei, mentioned SasuNaru, explicit yaoi.

This is nothing like the first time. ((Set some time after Ling Yao becomes Emperor. Both Ling and Lan Fan are of age because oh god, this is just total smut, not even gonna lie.))

In which Lieutenant Hawkeye drives Colonel Mustang to distraction, and he decides he's had quite enough cold showers.

One night, we only had one beautiful night to have each other. My soft sigh and your ragged breath was all that could be heard as we made love in the dim light of the room. SXR

A one-shot which explores power, sex, and trust using popular themes of b/v fandom. Ye been warned.

KakashiYamato. At 16, Tenzou is accepted into ANBU. And, by fate, he falls under the jurisdiction of a very strange Squad Captain. Hilarity ensues.

Post-Cannon and LEMON. Rin has Sesshomaru - one of the most powerful and deadliest demons - wrapped around her finger. She just hasn't realized it yet, and Sesshomaru believes it's about time to show her just how much she means to him.

The Concupiscence Conjectures. (Or, Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye's very scientific theorem on making out.) With hypotheses to be proven and a summer to spare, Riza and Roy steal moments to themselves between their studies to work on their bonds. Part of The Soldier's Element Series. [Young Royai]

Kakashi has something to ask of Yamato... will Yamato agree? Yaoi. Kakashi x Yamato smut. Completed.

Tenzou may not know what Kakashi sees in him, but he can still read underneath the underneath. Pre-series, Kakashi and Yamato's shared ANBU days. KakaTenz.

The un-seen courtship of two very stubborn people. Bulma started it, only she had no clue what she was offering. Earth to Saiyan, some things just don't translate well! Bulma/Vegeta

"I think I can handle it," he declares.

When Kakashi find out how sensitive his lover's neck can be, he engages in a little teasing.

The return from Amestris to Xing should have been triumphant. However when faced with guilt, a mounting forbidden attraction, a homicidal panda, and an endless stretch of desert – Ling almost misses the homunculi.

Trunks' hormones have gone wonky because of the saiyan mating cycle that each saiyan goes through. As if on cue, complications arise in the form of Pan... Trunks/Pan. Slight Vegeta/Bulma. Slight M. 3rd person POV.

Their relationship is not a fantasy by any means, but the reality is so much more beautiful. RoyAi post Lust's death. Brotherhood/Manga One Shot.

Trunks and Pan have been friends ever since Pan was old enough to understand what a best friend was. It was only a matter of time before they became more... Now COMPLETE!

They've waited a long time for this. Post-canon.

Pan is an 18 year old virgin, Trunks is her best friend, and he unknowingly to her warns off every guy that looks at her, or vice versa. he is in love with her, and she is his Panny. She doesnt know he loves her,but she knows she loves him...P/T,G/B R&R

Yamato have to take care of a drunk Kakashi. Smut, not work safe.

Pan has been working so hard lately and has so many pent up frustrations. Rated for lemony goodness. T/P, Oneshot

Chichi stumbles onto a book when doing her laundry, whats in it? Warning mature content GXCC -COMPLETED-

Stuck out in the cold, Tenzou finds an innovative way of conserving heat with his senpai. Tenzou/Kakashi, sardonic porn.

Itachi visits Kakashi at night. Fluffy smut, only slightly pointless. Yaoi lemon. KakaIta. Oneshot lemony goodness. Written for a friend.

[KakashiYamato. Oneshot. Sequel to Idle Hands.] His theory is that the best way to come to a conclusion is to avoid the conversation.

Roy contemplates his relationship with Riza knowing the past makes them who they are today. Royai, lemon.

Everyone's favorite catmasked ANBU is feeling a little... tense lately. And the fact that everyone's favorite dogmasked ANBU has him cornered doesn't help. smut, kakayama, NEW: UPDATED! The plot has been thickened to explain the whole cat and dog thing.

[Inupapa X Sessmom] In order to cease a century old war, the Inu no Taishou weds the powerful daughter of his greatest rival. He believed their union would restore peace to conquered lands. Never suspecting that she would conquer his heart.

Sesshomaru sees that Rin is grown and doesn’t trust himself around her, so he does the next best thing - push her away, breaking her heart and secretly his own. Unable to stand his loneliness, he goes to visit her in the night. one-shot sonfic to 'One T